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43. #8.

43.   Might as well keep rolling along... the tennis matches on now are yawns.   GOOD   #8: Anglesault   He's the one I originally forgot. Damn banning him. Alkeiper cost his spot in here by doing banning our good pal, AS. I fully understand why Al did so... but, AS was fun, damnit!   Positives: Pretty good and smart overall poster when he doesn't obsess over something he really hates. But, when he did, it led to some of the best comedy on the board. Total geek. I have to admire how he hates practically everything, and bitch bitch bitch bitch. And he really hated the wrestlers I like most (Randy Orton and Test). Blandy Boreton was good, damnit. I think people just needed to lighten up with the guy... just scold him every now and then when he takes his bitching too far.   Negatives: His can certainly be grating. He was antisocial, and probably a very miserable person.   BAD   #8: The Thread Killer   Positives: None, really...   Negatives: Just a hypocritical douche on many levels. Plays the "I have a great life and don't care about the internet!" deal OVER AND OVER, yet deeply analyzes people with his many rants. Tries to be funny, and fails miserably. Creates huge pictures in posts and sigs that clog up space, and are never funny. He's like 40 years old, yet acts like a teenager with his OMG DIS PERSON IS MY FRIEND AND YOU SUCKZ~! high school-ish garbage and seriously creeps me out because of it. Even more so in that he's a social worker... hard to imagine that being good to people.   #7 soon. Maybe tonight. Lolzers.

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40. My favorite posters. Top 10.

40.   I'll stop with the lame fantasy booking for a while.   Soon, I will be creating my Top 10 favorite poster list. Discuss amongst yourselves.   I might do a Worst 10 list before that... but, there wouldn't be many surprises in that.   Anyway, I look forward to spreading joy.   Thanks.

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33. Random bitching.

33.   I lost 2-6 6-7(4) today in my first competitive match since moving here. I am not pleased with this. I want to smash things when my serve gets broken, which happened twice. Next time, things will be different. Domination will be established. And many 7-6 7-6 wins will ensue.   My truck is a piece of shit. It's a Dodge Van thingy. It's pretty, but I don't like it. I WANT MY COROLLA BACK. I loved that thing. It was an unpenetrable tank of gas saving glory. I need to find another. But, used ones are a bitch to find, since everyone wants one. And there's too many fucking Mexicans down here, that love cars like that.   Oh, shock. I turn on ESPN, like the dumbass I am... and it's NFL DRAFT SPECIAL #123423!!! Do they seriously have new draft "update" shows everyday? This is so horrible. Any more mentions of Brett Favre, and I'm breaking the TV. Brett should sue ESPN for talking about him. Like, seriously, if I was some popular athlete, I'd torture ESPN if they ever mentioned me. Especially if they dragged Pedro Gomez to cover me. Poor Pedro, you just know he's sucking on Barry's cock by now. And someone kill Sean Salisbury. Nobody likes him. Except maybe Damaramu.   Well, at least there's tennis on. Bless you, Tennis Channel for showing a zillion hours of Monte Carlo this week.   I want to have lots of sex with Katharine McPhee.   There's not much else here. I'll go on Gaim, and get bombarded with messages! Which I mostly enjoy. Don't stop.   Hugs.   Leelee.

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38. RAW 5/1/06.

38.   LOLLIPOPZ I BET PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THIS IS AN ENTRY ON RAW!! HAHA SILLY PANTS. Like I'd actually watch that stuff.   I need the views, though. I've almost caught kkk.   MONDAY NIGHT RAW 5/1/06.   Triple H interview.   Bow down, bow down, bow down to the King.   “Some broad gets control of my business, and decides to run some cute tournament. Fine! Great! But, all of the boys know it’s a waste of time. The WWE Championships belongs to the King of Kings! The Game! God! And how did I gain such neato monikers? Because I win a lot of matchesaaa! I’m pretty goodaaa!   *says the same thing basically for another 18 minutes*   So, cheerleader fag, tonight, your fantasy ends. Apparently, the online losers think you were all that in OVW, whatever that is. The morons can think what they want. The fact remains that when it comes to workrate, I am the greatest. I bust my ass in one-hour classic matches at PPV’s because I am just so gosh darn great!   Tonight, I’m squashing you, Doane!”   ----------   1st Round: Gene Snitsky vs Rene Dupree. Snitsky in control early with punches. Dupree fights back, hits Full Nelson slam 1…. 2…. Dupree with a big clothesline 1… 2…. Snitsky with a big boot. Pumphandle slam. End.   Winner: Gene Snitsky (4:52) 1/2*   ----------   1st Round: Matt Striker vs Chavo Guerrero Chavo controls for most of the match. Crowd chants EDDIE. Chavo cries. Matt hits the Happy Monkey, and Chavo taps.   Winner: Matt Striker (6:29) DUD   ----------   Grisham: “Chavo, you lost.”   Chavo: “Eddie Guerrero.”   Grisham: “Talk about your match.”   Chavo: “Eddie Guerrrero?”   Grisham: “K. Bye.”   Chavo: “Eddie. Eddie. Guerrrrrerrrro.”   ----------   The Spirit Squad is backstage.   “Cheer. We will all have to work hard to defeat Val Venis. He’s a professional jobber, so we like can’t lose, and stuff. Rah rah, Johnny is gonna win, sis boom bah.”   1st Round: Johnny vs Val Venis   Venis hits a right hand and slam. More jobber offense. Johnny flips around and stuff. Venis no-sells it with his oozing machismo. Venis goes for the Money Shot, this will do it. But Mitch or Mikey, whichever one isn’t injured, I can’t remember, pulls Venis off the ropes. Ref sees it. Spirit Squad do the lifty thing to Venis then. Pain ensues.   Winner: Val Venis, via DQ. (8:20) 3/4*   ----------   Maria: “Hi. I’m Maria. You’re Chris Masters. You have match against some guy.”   Masters: “DER. IM DA MASTERPIECE. BOO ME.”   Maria: “BOO!”   Masters: “YAYA BOOOOO I POOT YA IN DA MASTERLOCK! NOBODY CAN GET IN IT AND THAN GET OUT OF IT! IM DA GIME BUNNIE!”   1st Round: Chris Masters vs Danny Basham Piss break for the crowd. Danny won when Masters tripped over his drool.   Winner: Danny Basham (0:27) -***   ----------   1st Round: (9) Rob Van Dam vs Trevor Murdoch Power fat guy stuff from Murdoch to starts. RVD sells with mild discomfort. Then magically gains all his power back for a flying elbow. IT'S 420 TIME, OH EM GEE IM SO HIGH 1….2….2.87 RVD face jams Murdoch. 1….2…2.33 Some more uninspired brawling from Murdoch. RVD counters with a Spin Kick. Then Rolling Thunder. Then poses like Mickey Mouse. Then hits the 5 Star Frog Splash. Then rolls around with a sore tummy. Then pins Murdoch. Then wins.   Winner: (9) Rob Van Dam (5:02) 1/2*   ----------   Cade and Murdoch are backstage. They wanted to rip into Edge. They’re angry that they suck, and Cade so knows he’s losing to Edge.   Meanwhile, Edge stuffs his entire head inside of Lita.   1st Round: (8) Edge vs Lance Cade Squash. Then, Lita cheats by going in the ring and slapping Cade. Ref sees it, but it’s Lance Cade. So, whatever. Murdoch tries to interfere, but missed his cue, so ignore that. Spear from stick boy that wouldn’t kill a fly. 3.   Winner: (8) Edge (1:42) **1/4   ----------   Kane backstage: “Mickie James. This will be the greatest match ever. Inside of that ring. I will rape you in front a live national audience. Muahahahaha.”   1st Round: (16) Kane vs Mickie James   Mickie James takes the mic.   “Kane… ummm, I wouldn’t mind sleeping around. But, I only do that with girls. So, bye.”   Kane runs up the ramp and grabs Mickie. Throws in the ring. Giant chokeslam, and he starts to undress Mickie. We see her lovely breasts. And her roast beef down there. For pics, search online. Google is best. This is a family show. Then, Kane suddenly remembered that he burned his penis off long ago, and cries. CONTINUITY IS REBORN! Mickie runs away, and loses via countout.   Winner: (16) Kane, via countout, I guess (2:00) -*   ----------   1st Round: (1) HHH vs Kenny Kenny walks into a knee. HHH hits him with more knees. Knee lift. The Spirit Squad looks to interfere, but HHH stares at them, and they back off. Then they attack anyway, and of course, HHH beats them 1-on-5. Pedigree. Take it to da pay winda.   Winner: (1) HHH (0:58) *   ----------   Results!     Next week on RAW, more 1st round fun! Tune in!

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37. RAW 5/1/06 Preview.

37.   RAW Preview - 5/1/06.   A new era begins, as "May Madness.", the 64-wrestler tournament begins in the quest for the WWE Championship.   Eight 1st round matches begin tonight...     Can the KING OF KINGS win his 11st WWE Championship? Mickie James vs. Kane? Danny Basham is on RAW?   Such excitement.   Watch.    

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36. Awful WWE Diary on EWR. #1

This diary will suck. I'm only doing a halfass diary in my 100th lame attempt to maybe keep playing this game for more than a week. And it's fine filler for this blog.   Backstory.   Vince McMahon had willing sexual relations with a 22-year old slut named Princess Leena. Leena then sued him for sexual harassment, because she's a greedy bitch. And won. Leena obtained the rights to the WWE, and the entire McMahon family was exiled to work in the zoo, cleaning panda poop.   The end.   Introduction by the new Owner.   Press conference with the new WWE owner.   Princess Leena: Hi. I own this thing. Let's cut to the chase about the ensuing changes.   All current title holders are stripped of their titles.   There will be a 64-wrestler tournament to be WWE Champion.   There will only be one WWE Champion. The World Title has been removed.   After the tournament, the Intercontinental, European, Cruiserweight, and Tag Team belts will be added.   The brands will remain the same. The only change with the TV shows, is that the current Internet shows are removed. And are replaced by WWE Scrubs. On every Saturday night at 3am! Scrubs will consist of "superstars" from both brands.   The WWE Championship tournament consists 32 workers from each brand included in the tourney. The draw was made randomly... with the top 16 ranked wrestlers spread amongst the draw.   Here's the draw: http://tournawiz.com/64draw.php?id=82&uid=leena   Fin.

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35. Boredum.

35.   I'm once again going through another online apathy stage. Where I don't talk to anyone, don't feel like posting, and don't do anything in general. I guess it's because of another boyfriend now, which will of course end up in pain, but whatever. I don't learn. And just general apathy in wrestling, since the sucky summer stretch is coming... and sports should be better, but they're not.   I just wanted to keep my blog updated.   End.

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34. Random babbling.

34.   Well, the draft is this weekend.   It's one of those things that I have no idea why I watch. I'll be sitting for a couple hours, bored out of my mind, but can't take my eyes off the TV. And it's going to be even worse since NFL Network has Draft coverage now... and, I guess they won't ignore all non-QB and "controversial" figures from the 2nd round on, like ESPN.   As for my favorite loser teams...   Bills - DT is their biggest need, by far. When Tim Anderson is starting for an NFL team, they need major help. I hope they take BIG HOSS! Haloti Ngata. But, rumor is they may prefer Bunkley, since Buffalo's defense relies more on some speed at DT, instead of just big fat guys. I want Ngata. And, please do not take Justice. He has Mike Williams' suckiness written all over him. Might not be able to play left tackle. Mental issues. No, no, no.   Cards - They'll probably end up taking Justice, since they really need OL help. At #11, probably the best fit, unless Detroit is retarded again and takes an offensive player instead of Michael Huff. And they're probably not taking Cutler. Kurt Warner will be starting for at least a few more years.   I don't know about other teams. I haven't really followed the draft much this year.   But, some other thoughts.   Matt Leinart will be a complete bust. Just watch some of his college games, and see how inaccurate he is. The common argument is that he only did that in the important TV games, but whatevz. He's inaccurate, doesn't have great arm strength, and not a good runner. Oh, but he has "winning intangibles". Yeah, Rob Johson would also have those intangibles if he played in that USC offense. I hope the Jets take him. I bet Pennington with his decrepid arm still plays significantly better than Leinart.   Vince Young will cause some team's fans years of anguish. He's never played QB at Texas, in any important moments. Getting the ball snapped to you, and immediately turning into a RB 70% of the time, is not a QB. And that shit definitely won't fly in the NFL. If Vick, with his legit RB speed can't regularly do it, there's no chance in hell Young will. Plus, whatever team that gets him is going to work on his mechanics. They can't help but not to. If anyone is expecting Young to make any positive impact on a team in less than 3 years, they're crazy. I'm not going to write him off... but, if you're a team drafting him in the Top 10, and dedicating many millions of dollars to him, they better have the patience of Job. Whatever that means.   Reggie Bush... well, at least the hype cooled off him after Young's godlike performance in the Rose Bowl. His talents make him worthy of the #1 pick. But, for those Sean Salisbury types that are already crowning him an NFL great... kid has tons to proof in the next level. Can he ever run inside, and learn that outrunning everyone outside won't work. Can he handle being an every down back.   If I hear anything about Brett Favre returning, or OMGZ HE MIGHT RETIRE AGAIN IN 2007, I'll scream. And he's going to go through another horrible year in Green Bay, lolzies.   That's all. I have people on AIM talking to me, and they're going to get anger if I stay here.   xoxoxo Leelee.

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32. Random TSM things that annoy me.

32.   This is the start of another series of blog entries, that I'll probably forget about and stop adding to in like 2 days. Random TSM things that annoy me.   Hawk 34, for ALWAYS putting a comma after someone's name when referring to them.     GRAAARRRRR!   He's, a good poster, though.   CanadianChick, for becoming a sarcastic, and somewhat mean poster lately.   GRAAARRRRR!   I'm the heel bitch here! Not you! You're face! I'm the Randy Orton of female posters... and you're... Samoa Joe. But not fat.   And, of course, I love Ms. Matthews.   Adam, for not being a Nice Guy, anymore.   GRAAARRRRR!   You're Australian! Stop being not Australian! Every Aussie is nice! Because it's perfect there! And the water makes half of you retarded! And you like basketball! The only allowable basketball enjoyment there is scoring in Lauren Jackson :drool:   And, of course, I like Adam, too.   Black Lushus... FOR HIS HORRIBLE USAGE OF ELLIPSES AND RANDOMLY CAPITALIZING WORDS AND YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GONNA COME IN HERE AND CALL ME A DORK FOR POSTING THIS. And you hung out with fucking CARNIVAL. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SERIOUSLY MEET HIM... YOU JUST TEASE HIM. Teeheez. YOU'RE THE FUCKING DORK. WIFEY SHOULD DO DOMINATRIX SHIT ON YOU.   And, of course, I hate Black Lushus. He is black, after all.   I'll continue this later!   But, tomorrow, I start another boring sports countdown.   The end.

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24. Worst moments in history: #10. And stuff.

24.   In an attempt to add lots of filler to my blog since my life in general is quite boring, except for tennis, and work, and the occasional double penetrations... I will be starting crappy lists.   And I'll be starting with my 10 worst moments in sports history. More happier lists will follow. I promise. I just hope a couple people read this. Well, who am I kidding. I'm hated and this sucks. Nobody will. But, whatever...   #10!   Ten... Ten... Ten... Ten... Ten... Ten...   Much to people's surprise, I've been a big golf fan all my life. The drama of watching the final round of a major championship is tough to match in any other sport. It amazes me the nerves those professionals must have not to completely suck in these situations.   But, one of the problems with golf (at least since I've been watching, which is after the Nicklaus/Other Guy winning slams with him days), is that it's a bunch of guys you really have no reason to care or root for. Which will happen since there's been so much depth in the golf game. Even when Tiger made his big entrance to the world winning the '97 Masters, it didn't change. Eldrick is just some bum with zero personality who played a shitload of golf and was really talented.   However, there was one man who transcended all of this. One man, who since I started following golf since 1990, has always been there...     ... for me to hate.   (10) Phil Mickelson wins the 2004 Masters.   Don't you want to slap that phony smile off his face?   Phil Mickelson (who will be referred to as Hefty, due to him being a lefty, and his fat disgusting man titties, so he's Hefty. Har har.), I can't deny, is probably the most exciting golfer to watch play. Not only is he an extremely talented player, probably only matched by Eldrick, but his reckless aggressive choice of shots will never bore a golf fan.   Which led to the first reason I couldn't stand Hefty. He used to be so goddamned stupid in tournaments. Especially slams. How many times in the 90's did he give himself absolutely no chance in slams by bombing drivers every hole... and taking these ridiculous risk flop shots, and other silly shots around the greens. While it worked for 100 crappy West Coast pitch and putt tournaments he won... his blowups were so predictable in the majors.   And what I enjoyed most about him, taking forever looking at 3 foot putts. Setting up. Taking his big backswing, and plowing a lipout, as he made his "Oh no!" face! Fucking classic. I literally mark out every time that happens. Which is less and less, nowadays.   As I grew up, I started to learn more about Hefty. He's a big phony piece of shit. Just listen to the guy in interviews, he's such a smarmy asshole. His smiles are so obviously fake that you want to slap him. Many of the other players hate him. But, on television, it seems like everyone LOVES him. WHY? WHY? WHY? He's a rich fat kid from San Diego. He's not like you peons.   Then came that dark day in April 2004...   Ernie Els had a great final round in the 2004 Masters, taking like a 4 shot lead over Hefty into the back nine. Hefty had a long way to come back in order to win, and according to past history, there's no fucking way he'll do it... and I'll gleefully cackle as the phony asshole blows it again.   I should also note that Phil was in uber-douche mode for this tournament, also. Likely due to rumors that all others players hated his fucking guts, he had this retarded smile on his face constantly. After every shot, good or bad. Just walking down the fairway. Always had this fake ass smile. It was even worse than the fake smile he usually has... he seriously looked like a gigantic kid who was palsy.   So, anyway, Phil manages to get a few lucky birdies on the back nine, and ties Els going to 18.   I'm sure we all recollect the 18th hole...   He has like a 20-footish putt. All of us are thinking he's gonna miss. I'm entirely sure he blows this 4 feet by the hole, misses the 2nd putt, and I laugh for the rest of that glorious Sunday...   Hit the putt too hard...   And it lips in.   Fuck you, Hefty. Die.   All those majors where Hefty sucked, or just got outplayed. How gleeful I was when David Toms played incredibly to knock him off in Atlanta. And when Payne (RIP) put on a putting exhibition to win at Pinehurst...   It all went away... things were never going to be the same. That asshole finally won his first slam. And we knew, many would follow. Which continued with an easy win at this year's Masters.   Phil Mickelson, you blow, you phony douche. And I hate watching golf now. Because of your success. Please choke on a cheeseburger.      

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31. #2.

31.   We're skipping #4, Money and Greed in Sports. I couldn't grumble about that nearly as well as other bloggers here anyway. And none of you would even know what #3 was. Plus, I want to get to my happy moments, eventually. I better get to it before my eventual return to my usual dark, gloomy moods... and wishing pain on everyone.   2) The first minute of the second half of Super Bowl XXVIII.   As we all know, the Buffalo Bills had lost the 3 Super Bowls prior to this.   The Bills ended the first half up 13-6. They basically outplayed Dallas in the first half. The Cowboys couldn't move the ball much, at all.   Then, 45 seconds into the 2nd half, Thurman Thomas was stripped of the ball by Leon Lett. James Washington returned it 46 yards for a touchdown. The score was 13-13. All Bills fans knew what would happen then.   The end.    

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27. Knicks blow. #7.

27.   I used to be a huge Knicks fan, back in the day. And not just because they were sort of successful in the mid 90's. The players on the team were awesome. How could you not love the hustle of Charles Oakley. The disgusting sweating gorilla, Patrick Ewing. Anthony Mason, the big, mean, really ugly dude who'd overpower everyone... and looked like a porn star shoving her tits out, every time he dribbled. Even guards like Starks and Derek Harper would get into it with people, while bricking most of their shots. The Knicks were an awesome group of big cheaters, and everyone hated them. So, of course, I liked them.   Now, they're horrible. But, this trend started long before drooling moron Isiah Thomas thought the guard connection of Starbury and the Franchise could coexist, and EVERYONE ELSE knew it would fail. And seriously trading for noted asshole, Tim Thomas. And the Scott Layden years before that, when they had like 8 shooting guards in the lineup.   But, this all started nearly a decade ago. The Knicks were cool when they were all big, burly foul machines. Not petty thugs, who seriously try to murder people.     7) The Knicks sign Spree.   Just look at this asshole. Enough reason not to sign him.   I don't care that the Knicks made the finals in '99. This signing alone killed my love for the Knicks. And for that, Spree will always be hated.   The end.

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30. #5. Music City Miscue.

30.   I'll continue my sports crap, due to demand.   Except I'll only be posting the "popular" worst sports moments, since you kids are so penurious and maladjusted. Which means no #1 - Monica Seles' stabbing.     5) Music City Miscue.   No, it was not a miracle.   And, damn, those Titans jerseys are ugly. Like, the worst in sports, until the recent trend of gross NBA, and college football jerseys. And the Thrashers jerseys... puke.   I have a different view on this catastrophe than most Bills fans, and poor, unfortunate, bitter Buffalo souls.   Was Frank Wycheck's lateral a forward pass? When you closely re-watch it 1423423 times, and draw a line precisely where he throws the ball and Dyson catches it... it does look like Frank releases the ball at the 25, and Dyson catches it at the 25 1/4. It was probably a forward pass.   Does it matter? No.   You're crazy if you think Phil Luckett was going to reverse that call. Even now, people aren't sure if it was a lateral. He'd have to be 100% sure to change that call in Nashville. And even then, it would have been difficult, since the crowd would have peppered him with various flying objects. Also, don't forget that this is the schmuck that can't even administer a coin toss correctly.   Besides, the Bills deserved such a fate...   No... not because of the Rob Johnson disaster, where the gazillion Flutie Fanatics were whining that midget mullet boy was benched for no reason. Despite Flutie probably being a better option for the Titans game, with their huge pass rush, I still stand by my statements then of supporting the change to Rob. As much as Flutie freaks want to defend their boy... he is not, and never was, a talented enough QB to remain as a long-term starter. He definitely is not the optimal choice to lead a team to a championship. Plus, the offense was bogging down late in '99... mostly because teams had finally figured out how to defend aaainst Flutie (i.e. leave 10 yard outs open, because he doesn't have the arm strength, and don't let him run). That's why Robert was signed. And, back then, we didn't realize how much Robert blew. He actually played well in '98 before getting his head ouchies every game... and impressed in the final game in '99 vs. Indy.   No... not because of Daryl Porter. Who made the brilliant decision of running across the field, from the right sideline... to help defend the blazing speed of Lorenzo Neal, and Frank Wycheck's Pollack ass... leaving the Titans' star WR, who just happened to be standing near the sideline for no reason.   No... not because of special teams' coach, Bruce DeHaven... who was screaming to the top of his lungs to watch for that inevitable pass during the play, which nobody could hear. And was subsequently fired like the day after the game. He only had so much to work with...     It's Bum's kid's fault. Wade Phillips.   Bless Wade. He's a genuinely good guy. He's got a GREAT football mind. He's one of the best defensive coordinators around.   But, Wade's on record for saying "special teams isn't important". And that he'd "never play his first-line guys in them situations".   What a fitting way to be remembered as a head coach.   What steams me most about this game, though... the Bills had so much talent that year. And it was their last hurrah. The Bills' defense was stacked in '99. It might not have been the Ravens' D of the following year... but, they were close, and deserve more recognition than they get, i.e. none. Sam Cowart, Marcellus Wiley, Pat Williams, Henry Jones, Thomas Smith, etc... all playing great football. If only the Bills had any solidity on offense... they would have been a scary, scary football team. Heck, even if they did win that Titans' game... any other AFC teams would have a heck of a time trying to score on that team.   And the Bills have sucked every year since then.   The end.

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29. Hating allof you. And a survey!

29.   None of you like tennis.   Go to fucking hell, assholes.   I might continue my countdown later, but not now. I'm tired, and thus in lalalalalelelelee land.   Here's a survey.   Full Name Alyanna Lanikova. Nickname Leena. Leelee. Birthday September 13th, 1983. Hometown Dubna, Russia. Current location Tempe, Arizona. Eye Color Hazel. Brown-greenish. Hair Color Currently blonde. But, I can be all colors! Height 6'1 3/4" What's your sign? Virgo. Birthplace Dubna, Russia. Do you get motion sickness? No. Can you play any instruments? Yes. Flute. Very well. Righty/Lefty? Ambidextrous. Do you like to sing? Yes. Do you like to dance? Yes. Have any piercings? No. Any tattoos? No. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? I had 6 cocks inside of me, and I was murdered by Scott Baio during it. And Jerry Mathers sat on me. While Al Bundy insulted him. And Elena Bovina won the Grand Slam. With me cheering as a dead corpse. Biggest turn-off People who aren't completely honest. Sweetest friend Larisa. And she's black! Wildest friend I know nobody wilder than me. How many best friends do you have? 1. What are their names? Larisa. But, she lives far away now. And fucks icky nigger dick daily, instead of talking to me. Have a crush? What's his/her name? No. Crushes are stupid. Favorite color Dodgerblue or Magenta. Favorite girl name Natasha. Favorite boy name Al. Want to get married someday? No. How many kids do you want to have? None. How do you want to die? Drowning in a mixture of hot boy cum, and my juices. Have you ever had any broken bones or stitches? Yes. Ruptured achilles, broken ankle, broken foot, broken bone in my wrist, bone chips in my elbow. Most embarassing moment? I've never been embarassed. How many people have you kissed? At least 100. How many CDs do you have? None. I only download illegal music. Have you ever committed a crime? Yes. I've killed someone. And stabbed a few boys. And did jail bait with a boi. And probably lots of other stuff. Have you ever been in a fight? Yes. I always win. I'm a HOSS. If you could be any character from literature or film, who would you be? Teagan Presley or Danni Woodward. I kinda look like them. And I want to be a huge slut. If you could be any animal, what would you be? Kitty. The cutest. And be lazy all day, while people cavort to my every need. If you could have one super power, what would it be? Read people's minds. But, I already can do that. If you could have three wishes, what would they be? 1) Be a tennis pro. 2) Be a porn star, without any reprecussions. 3) Fuck Randall Orton and Elena Bovina at once. What is the last book you read? did you enjoy it? Fuck that. I don't read books. I'm hot. What is the last movie you saw? did you enjoy it? Barely Legal 21. Enjoy it lots. I don't know who the blonde is in the first scene, but OMG do I want to lick her dry, and vice versa. Do you collect anything? No. What is your favorite restaurant? Chinese one across the street. Do you have any scars? How did you get them? Yes. Surgery on my shoulder. And foot. And leg. And wrist. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes. Lots. Have you ever stayed up all night? Yes. Lots. Guess why. Do you cook anything well? Yes. Chicken. That's all. What is your favorite game? Scrabble. I'm sick good at it. And Boggle. Where do you want to go to college? I gradumated college. What are you doing this weekend? Tennis tournament. I'll win. What are you wearing right now? Nude. About to go to sleep. When was the last time you went shopping? Today. Single or group dates? Single. Always. Where would you most like to visit? Australia. Gold Coast. And fuck my loser friend there. The Simpsons or Family Guy? Neither. Simpsons blows now, and Family Guy ain't my Cup o' tea. What is your favorite dog breed? Collie. First thought waking up? Sex. Last thought going to bed? Going to sleep. Motto to live by Do whatever makes you happy. The end.

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26. Stuff. And #8.

26.   I can't explain why I've been so happy this week. Like seriously, I've been smiling all day today and yesterday. It's weird. Even while my elbow is killing me. Well, I just hope it lasts!   Not much else to talk about. Excited for the ensuing long weekend. I plan to play lots of tennis tomorrow, on the day of Jesus' death. And other stuff this weekend.   #8 in the worst sports moments list for moi is a sad one...   I'm not a big fan of any type of racing. Especially all the circle jerk racing that's on nowadays. It makes me sleep. And it's gotten even worse now that there's lots of money involved. It was better back in the day when it was on ESPN, and there was a bunch of hillbillies driving around. Now, all the personalities are blah. Pretty boy douches like Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr., whatevz. And while fatass Tony Stewart tries to be a hot-headed hardass who crashes everyone, he'll never top the master. I really miss this guy, because he's the only driver I gave a crap about...     8) Dale Earnhardt dies at Daytona.   The Intimidator. He was just so badass in his black #3 car, the shades, the hick mustache and voice. His non-giving a shit attitude about fucking other drivers over. Every driver was terrified if Dale came up behind you, because he'd do whatever to get past you.   It was such a weird feeling when he died. The crash looked rather tame compared to many huge looking crashes where cars flip around and you're amazed when the guy walks out without a scratch. I didn't really feel sad... because it's racing. You always put your life on the line. But, it was weird how he died basically blocking other cars from passing him. I guess it was ironic in a way.   I guess it's just a crap feeling when your undoubted favorite in a sport is taken away like that.

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25. #9 in the crap list of sporting depression.

25.   Nine... nine... god, I hate how ESPN does that. But, the one chick in there is sooooo cute.   As I grew up in Buffalo, you can expect that there will likely be many NFL induction in here... as the Bills franchise has been nothing but pain and misery. And we'll start that here with #9.   Everyone has a player they really hate. Everyone has a player they know is just absolutely horrible from the first second they watch them. And then they even exceed your expections. Everyone has that player on their team that makes a gazillion dollars, and basically ruins their franchise. There's people you just look at their picture, and you know they're dumb as dirt, and useless in all facets of life. It's not often that there's one player who manages to combine all these traits into one big steaming pile of suck. But, there's no doubting this dufus easily fits all the aforementioned descriptions...     9) Rob Johnson. His entire career. Which was like 20 minutes of playtime in Buffalo.   Ugh. Just thinking about him makes me cringe.   From the start here in Buffalo, things just never seemed to add up... but, this was still the time when we all had faith in the Bills management, so we trusted John "Bubblechin" Butler (RIP) making this trade.   The Bills traded their 1st round pick (9th overall, or close to that) and 4th round pick for Robert. Note that Robert himself was only a 4th round pick, and his only notable NFL experience was a strong EXHIBITION game for Jacksonville. Now, the Bills were desperate for QB... it was a few years since Kelly, and horror of the Todd Collins experiment still lingered in our brains... but, this just didn't add up. Plus, we're giving this asshole a 5-year, $25 million deal, and it would cripple Buffalo capwise in the future.   But, whatever, HE COULDN'T BE WORSE THAN TODD "DEER IN HEADLIGHTS" COLLINS!!!   Oh, I didn't mention that 1st round pick for Jacksonville ended up being Fred Taylor. While the Bills had Antowain Smith, and some other jackasses at RB. But, again, whatever.   As for Robert's career... well, there wasn't much of it. He was 7-14 as a starter, while lifetime little backup scrub Doug Flutie was 21-9 with basically the same team. He got totally overshadowed by Doug Fucking Flutie. When you're infinitely more annoying than Flutie Flakes, you really need to lock yourself in some basement, far away from humanity. And in those 7 wins, I'll bet he had a "concussion" in about 5 of those. The fragile surfer boi managed to get hurt every fucking game. And he was the master of simply standing in the pocket while getting sacked 10+ a game, while blaming his offensive line for every loss. Rob was slick in his press conferences, also... managing lots of uh's, and even the occasional duh.   But, Robert teaches us all an important lesson in life...   If you can somehow bullshit stupid people into giving you many millions of dollars, it doesn't really matter after that. Screw everyone over. The world is yours.   Someday, I will do what Rob did.            

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23. Platitudinous.

23.     ...   I'd sing that Twins beer song for this occasion, if it didn't totally fucking suck and force me to never watch Sportscenter during football season. But, moving on...   Don't you hate it when at work, certain people DEMAND to be your friend? Especially when these people feel to share with you their entire fucking life story? I'm getting that now with a current co-worker. And she's a fat dirty... well, I don't need to get into race. But, nasty Mexican bitches are usually really nasty. No offense. It's like, bitch, I'm trying to play online. I'm busting my ass posting on crappy message boards for my $16/hour. You bust your ass doing work, like mowing the lawn or picking weeds, or something.   I have little else to talk about. It sucks how your life gets completely boring when you work full-time. It's kind of depressing. This doesn't deserve it's own entry, but I had to update people.   But, for my next entry... I'll start some sports babbling like Bored does. Except like not all boring baseball shit like he does.   Fin.

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22. Ecstacy.

22.   I lived out one of my dreams yesterday. Twas a lovely day. I can't wait for next weekend.   Otherwise, nothing to talk about. Horrendous sports weekend. Ignoring all of that.   That's all. I will feed you more verbage during the week, blog.   *hugz blog*

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21. Reply to more stuff.

21.   My antisocial ways are disturbing. I go to with friend to a bar tonight. But, I'm tired. This is my main problem with weekends. I hate going out on Friday night, because after work, the last thing I want to do is go in pressure-filled social situation. Then, Saturdays, I just want to relax all day... plus, I work quite a few Saturdays. Then, Sunday, I feel like doing stuff, but there's work the next day. I always have excuses. Anyway, my pal is probably getting her brains fucked out right now, while I went home like a loser at 10pm. Oh well. I'm just really, really not a crowd type person.   I'll reply to more stuff. Since I don't know what to talk about. Well, there's random sports things and other stuff... but, I'm not Bored enough for that currently.     Somewhat true, I guess. But, I'm not ready to give up on Losman yet. I see there's talent there. He's quite mobile. He's got the arm strength. And he's definitely got the self-belief. Give him at least another year.     Indeed. The sack in one of those stats we'd probably be better off not having. It's really not a very significant play. Infact, I think it would be better for QB's if it didn't exist. They're always so worried about getting sacked... it's hardly the end of the world. INT's, can be.     That doesn't really work though.   For example, soccer is quite fun to play. But, there's no way in hell I'll ever watch an entire game. Even if it's the World Cup final.     Playoffs, I've come close to watching all of. I recall watching lots of the D-Backs/Yanks series. The Sox/Yanks shit turned me off again, though. Also, the Playoffs are hurt by the announcing. Listening to McCarver's incoherent non-stop babble cannot be tolerated for long. And ESPN has Berman in the early rounds. Ugh.     Yeah, I'm kinda the same. Although, I'm not sure if it's me growing up... or growing restless with how sports has turned into big business, with so many spoiled athletes who obviously don't give a shit.     I love college football. But, only the very few games that mean anything. But, I shouldn't get into another rant about that. College bball, I usually can watch entire games. Mostly because they're shorter than 2 hours. However, with so many games going on, it's more enjoyable to hop around and watch bits of every game.     I know. But, sometimes, it's hard to get me to believe that. When you have TWO sets of parents that basically disowned you, one of which who enjoyed making me feel miserable... it's hard to believe in people. If your own family hates you, why should anyone else be better? But, whatevz. Family talk gets me so fucking pissed.     I was just being heelish then. Any job, is a good job. I truly mean that.     About 6 years ago. Right before my senior year of tennis, which really fucking sucked. Gave me some hard lessons about life, and who your true friends are, though... so, I consider it worth it.   It doesn't bother me much, anymore. Although, the flexibility of my foot isn't the same. Mostly, the problems were mental. I was afraid to put all my weight on it for a couple years. And sprained ankles... I think I've sprained my right one at least 10 times. It got to the point where it barely bothered me when it happened. I wish I wasn't so damn clumsy and uncoordinated.   More tomorrow. I think I'll do a lookback at my most miserable sports viewing moments.  

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20. Chris Masters.

20.   Chris Masters. Oh, how do I hate him. He's awful in every single way. He has no positive attributes. He can't wrestle. He can't act. He can't talk. He doesn't even have enough muscle to look like a real big guy... but, he still has all the stereotypes of your usual steroid user. Please fire him. NOW. Or, send him to TNA, where he can squash Jay Lethal, or whatever, on Impact, where I won't watch.   The Masters and Chris Masters. I hate all Masters. I felt bad for leaving Chris Masterski out of my dislike.   I'll respond to stuff.     Thanks. I'm quite aware of that, though.     ...     I suppose it might be. I know some people do love me for my general heel nature.     I think it's time for you to be put away again.     There's not much to pick on him about, though. I certainly would if I could.     It's fine. I knew it was more you insulting EHME, than defending me. And that's always a good thing to do. When will he finally be removed from here.     I tried doing lots of lifting weights with my legs before. And it ended up in me tearing my achilles, and basically destroying my foot. I'm scared to do that stuff now. Plus, you're a Marines guy, and I'm a wimpy tennis player. Lot harder for me.     What.   I'll assume you have avatars turned off. http://myspace.com/heelprincess , then pics. I hope you have a myspace account.     Absolutely. That's the shit I'd like to see penalties start being called on. Sack dances, WR's who catch 1st down passes, and special teams scrubs who make a tackle are the worst.   More later, maybe.    

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15. Random sports thoughts.

15.   JJ Redick wins Player of the Year. This was the only correct choice. Props to JJ for winning it. But, he'll still be a mediocre pro.   Eric Moulds will be traded to Houston. Sad to see Eric go, but his best years are long behind him. And the only reason why Moulds was a pro bowl receiver was because of his freakish physical attributes. He's lost his speed, and thus lost his gamebreaking ability, therefore he's virtually worthless. He's a jerk. He drops lots of balls. He's not a reliable "possession" receiver, despite his stats saying so. Lee Evans, if he remains healthy, is definitely the man in Buffalo.   The NFL is further banning TD celebrations. Meh, I'm torn on this. Eventually, the NFL was going to have to crack down on this. Because while Chad Johnson does his cute, fun little celebrations... the human nature of spoiled athletes who have no responsibility for their actions due to their insane riches, they'll keep trying to outdo each other, and eventually people would get offended. So, the NFL nipped it in the bud now, before it would have became a problem. I have more of a problem with when some celebrations are done. I swear, those certain players that celebrate after every first down, or every TACKLE need a slap in the head. Besides, players can celebrate all they want... after WINNING THE GAME. Which is the main goal, after all.   Baseball is doing steroids investigations, blah blah blah... too late. The only way Selig and all of baseball doesn't look like total schmucks is if they admit that keeping the steroid scandal under the rug was best for them. Otherwise, the lies just keep adding up, and nothing gets resolved.   Maria Sharapova is going to win Indian Wells and Miami, sweeping the secondary US titles. I hate tennis.   I'm going to a Spring Training tomorrow in Phoenix. D-Backs vs. Yankees. I only care about seeing A-Rod. Plus, it's the first Major League game I'd ever see. I went to many Bisons games, and sitting through entire baseball games definitely isn't the most enjoyable way to spend an evening.   That's all.

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18. So bored at work today.

18.   I don't think I've done a damn thing here today, so far. The clock struggles to move. Even more so since I'm now an extra hour further behind my intolerable east coast friends.   I feel better from yesterday. For those wondering, one of my lovely family members gave my new phone # to my piece of shit "mother", who berated me for leaving her, or something stupid. If I could kill her without any consequences, I would have done so 18 years ago. I get angry about it for a couple hours. Then, it subsides.   Florida won the NCAA title. I guess it's not overly surprising looking at their talent, but with their relative inexperience, they looked like a possible early exit. Good seeing Joakim Noah as their best player, also. As I was quite the fan of Yannick Noah back in the day. I gotta love all serve & volleyers. However, this had to be one of the worst Final Fours in recent history. All blowouts. First March Madness where I had a net loss. Oh well.   Baseball started yesterday. Don't care. Season is too long. There's too many people who love baseball on this board. No offense to them. Like what you want. But, I don't know how one can sit through an entire baseball game, unless they're really, really drunk. Of course, some of you could say the same about tennis, and I could put you on ignore.   Women's basketball final is tonight. Really don't care. The only positive is it marks the end of the god-awful ESPN commercials for it.   WM was pretty bad. Most of it was boring. And the Raw after was even worse. I believe I'm once again done with watching wrestling for approximately 9 months.   Oh, and add me on myspace, if you want. http://myspace.com/heelprincess It's my secondary account. And I'll insult your friends.   I don't know what else. I have nothing planned for tonight. And I'm so bored. This may be a multiple entry day.

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17. Sadness.

17.   I'm having an absolutely horrible day, today. No matter how much I try to hide away from people... EVERYONE wants to tear down my success, and bring me pain. I wish I could block all people out of my life. That is all.

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14. My avatars: People will never shut up.

14.   Yesterday was an awesome day. Played tennis with some new friends at the pretty park yesterday. I was out there the entire day, too... and I'm sore as fuck today. My hamstrings feel super tight, and my toes are numb. I don't know if that's good, or not... but, I love that feeling. I need to get back into shape. I want my leg muscles to cry in pain. My goal is to get my legs to like Elena Dementieva. Someday. I will.   So, the idiots here are yammering about how attractive/unattractive I am. First off, why people are responding to Evanderblahblah is beyond me. He's such an obvious troll. Obviously, I'm attractive. I'm hardly model material, but I do quite a bit to make sure I stay in good shape, so I do take it seriously. Plus, insulting girls' looks is a heartless thing to do. I know I deserve it since I insult everyone and I'm an uber-heel... but, it's really not something you should be doing. For females, our entire offense and defense when meeting people is our looks. And when you tell us that we're not attractive... it can easily fuck with people's minds. So, cool down on it. Thanks.   Not much else. Bored at work today. Want to go outside and play. Damned beautiful weather is cutting off my online time.

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16. WM thoughts.

Before I go to the baseball game to make babies with A-Rod, I figured I'd throw in some filler!   John Cena (Champion) vs HHH - WWE Title Match - Ugh, what a horrible decision for Raw's title match. HHH is obviously winning. The only hopeful positive out of this match is that Cena turns heel afterwards. However, the problem with that is he'll be stuck as 2nd heel behind HHH, which is a deep, dark abyss of no hope. Match will probably be way too long, as usual with HHH thinking he puts on wrestling classics, with HHH controlling 90% of the match with his boring offense.   Winner - HHH. Rating - **ish   Rey Misterio Jr vs Kurt Angle (Champion) vs Randy Orton - World Title Match - We know Rey and Angle will bring the goods. And Orton usually puts on strong performances in the big matches. I'm fine with Angle or Orton winning. Not with Rey. Simply because he's the ghost of Eddie, minus a few inches. Over/Under of 20 mentions to Eddie if Rey wins the title. And that will make me sick when it happens. If the focus was on Rey winning, then it would be up there in emotion like when Benoit won the title... which sadly, won't happen. And Rey will get a meaningless short run that sends him back to the midcard in a couple months.   Winner: Rey Rating: ****ish.   Shawn Michaels vs Vince McMahon - I refuse to watch any McMahon shit.   Winner - Nobody. Rating - negative *****.   Money in the Bank - RVD, Flair, Shelton, Matt Hardy, Lashley, Finlay - I'm confused by some of the entrants here. I don't care how much people like Flair's work lately, he shouldn't be in the ring anymore. Finlay still looks good, but he just doesn't make sense in a match like this. Shelton and Matt will be bumping machines, and Lashley will toss them around. And RVD will win. Another problem with the entrants here... RVD is the only believable winner, and maybe Lashley, but his push has been cut back some. And RVD with a title shot is only going to lead to lots of negativity to all the hopeful, stubborn RVD fans out there...   Winner: RVD Rating: ***1/2ish   Undertaker vs. Mark Henry - Casket Match - Duh. Taker is winning. That's about all here. The match will suck, because all casket matches suck, and these two are limited. Oh, but maybe Taker will bust out a TRIANGLE CHOKE AND HE'LL BE SO MMA AND THE GREATEST WORKER EVER. For about a week. Don't really care about this one, for good reason.   Winner: Undertaker Rating: *ish   Edge vs. Mick Foley - Hardcore Match - Oh, go the fuck away, Foley. I have zero desire to see him anymore. Plus, Mick looks so damn FAT, and I doubt he puts on his working boots to make Edge look great here. Besides, Edge is eternally buried from the ME, so it doesn't matter much anyway. I have a feeling this one could really be ugly, and like the hardcore matches of earlier this decade... with garbage can lids, and cookie pans, and such lameness. And Edge wins, of course.   Winner - Edge Rating - *   Chris Benoit vs JBL - US Title Match - This one should be good. One of the best mic workers in WWE vs. one of the best ring workers. Benoit is going to do a great job making Bradshaw look good here. And Bradshaw has shown he can work decent brawl-like matches with people like Benoit. I'd like Bradshaw to win this... he'd be great with the US title. The title he should have had all along in 2004.   Winner - JBL. Rating - ***   Kane & Big Show vs Carlito & Chris Masters - World Tag Team Title Match - Kane & Show have the tag titles? Yeah, I know it's cool to not know who the crappy title holders are, but I really had no idea. Don't care at all about this one. Carlito & Masters are going to win. Carlito is a snore in the ring 95% of the time, and I want Masters murdered for putting so much suckage on my television.   Winner - Carlito & Masters. Rating - *.   Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James - Women's Title Match - The bloody kiss was so fucking hawt... but, I don't really care about this match. It won't be a work of art. And I don't care who wins. I just hope Laree does some more psycho shit. I guess Laree wins, because Trish had that look on Raw, with the somewhat laziness in her match, that she might be losing here.   Winner - Mickie James Rating - *   Boogeyman vs Booker T - Boogeyman shouldn't be in any matches. I just hope Booker wins. He's been playing his heel character really well lately, too. Booker is too good for this shit.   Winner - Booker T Rating - DUD.   Torrie Wilson v Candice Michelle - Playboy Pillow Fight - Stupid, stupid, stupid. And neither of these women are hot, either. If someone like Stacy was involved, I would have at least watched. This will be FF'd on Monday. I guess Torrie wins, because she always wins.   Winner - Torrie Wilson. Rating - negatives.

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