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12. Weekend is over. Blah.

12.   I was barely online this weekend. Which was rather strange. Didn't really do much during it either... besides lots of cleaning, watched crappy movies like The Ring with some friend, and some tennis, and watching sports crap on TV.   So, I guess the biggest news of the day was some IRL guy getting killed in a crash. Or, at least the sports networks tell me so. It's obviously sad that a young guy like that dies... but, let's calm down the pity party. Nobody forces these drivers to ride around a track at 200 mph. They should thank their lucky stars that continue to live every day. It reminds me of when Earnhardt died, and everyone was up in arms about SAFETY! Fuck you. If anyone really cared about safety, there would be no racing. And let's face it, the only reason racing is so popular is because of nasty crashes like that. No offense, but it's a choice you make. If you choose to race at high speeds, you potentially offer your life for money. If you die, you die. The end.   And George Mason reaches the Final 4. Holy shit... simply amazing stuff. And just look at the teams they beat... UConn, North Carolina, Michigan St. and Wichita St. I knew Mason was always a very good team, but this is just unbelievable. Again, this is why college basketball is miles ahead of all other college sports, at least in the television aspect. However, I was one of those that thought Hofstra should have been in the tourney instead of them... and still do. Although, I thought the Colonial should have got 3 teams. And no, this doesn't mean we'll be getting more mid-majors in the NCAA's.   The Players Championship was a dog this year. Stephen Ames was a really underrated player, so I wasn't shocked to see him win. But, HOW he won. Damn, good stuff. Just beat the tar out of everyone. He seriously looked like he was playing on a different course than everyone. I'd say he got the best out of Tiger after all... you can have the 9&8 first round win in Accenture, I'll take the runaway Players Championship title. But, still disappointing, like most Players have ended up being lately. I'd just like for it one year to be a shootout with 10 or so players left in contention during the final handful of holes. The worst was Craig Perks winning a few years ago... god, does he blow. Had a nice horseshoe up his ass that Sunday. And the move to May for next year should make things a lot better. Sawgrass will be evil hard if the rain stays away all week. I'd really love for a US Open to be hosted there... that would be diabolical.   I watched Smackdown for the first time in... about forever. Damn good show. For most people who hate wrestling and only watch Raw, at least give SD a shot. It's easily the best wrestling TV show currently. A fun battle royal. A great TV match with Rey/Finlay that you won't see many better of on TV. And most of all, very little stupid shit like McMahonamania, or hokey comedy. There's still some of that... but, it doesn't ruin the entire show. Plus, I mark out for Randall Orton and Kurt Angle. So, I'm happy. The negative is Friday night... I'm never going to be able to remember to watch it at that time. And I don't even go out every single Friday night like many people do. Downloading it is fine, but that gets tiresome, also.   I wrote enough for today, save some for tomorrow when I'm bored at work. Toodles.   Leelee.

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9. I was halfway through with my latest entry...

9.   Then, this happens:   http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=78468   Oh, Lordy.   THIS is the shit I LIVE for on message boards.   Since I've (somewhat) matured, and most of the Internet has matured as well... it's been a long time since I got one of these. One of those posts that I can look back on every day for months, and just laugh.   Thank you, Damian. I knew you were capable of spreading such joy.   That's all for this entry... I better copy Damians' joy for safe keeping.   "The Gloves are off, motherfucker.   I've gone out of my way to pretty much cut you out of my existence for the last 2 or 3 years or so and your ass continues to come back, so fuck it. This will be theraputic.   I'm gone from pure anger towards you, to indifference, to just being goddamned annoyed by you lately.   What the fuck makes you so special?   Out of about 500+ guys that post on the board, you seem to attract the most attention simply because of the fact that you have a vagina and this is probably the closest that a lot of guys would get to associating themselves with a psycho bitch like yourself.   Guys, there's tons hotter, most of whom aren't racist pieces of shit who are actually a lot hotter and dont have their heads all gassed up, like this crazy attention whore.   Anyway,   I hope your doctors have gotten the most they can out of the research money theyve been able to come up with to deal with your bipolar, mental disorders and if not...then hopefully one day, the medical industry will do us all a favor and make sure you don't reproduce.   Goodbye, Bitch.   Dames"   I might have another entry tonight.   Luvz u, blog.   Leelee.

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8. An insomniac's rant.

8.   I stay up far too late. It's 1130pm now, and I have to get up at 630. Not good. I trained myself at a young age to only sleep 4-5 hours a night, due to various issues. I'm going to have ugly bags under my eyes by 25.   I do nothing at these late hours, also. Blab on with the few friends on AIM I haven't blocked yet. Continue my awful obsession with poker... although, it's a lot easier to quit when I don't play with real money. That's something I never want to get back into again. Even though I made out pretty nicely.   I really need a new TV. It's a pain in the ass hooking up the XBox to my monitor. Damn XBox is heavy in my fragile hands. And the top always comes off because I couldn't fit the wires in after modding it. How I love my modded XBox. It's entertainment bliss. It's more great reason for me to waste hours indoors, watching lots of crap, and playing with little Mimi.   It seems like everyone at The Pit hates me. Which I don't mind. I never want people to like me. I'm a horribly insecure person always afraid of being hurt. And people online love to lie, especially to a person like me. When people lie, I seriously want to stab them. And everyone does. This is why I hate people. And, I'm probably going to be banned there. No biggie, again. It's basically Malibu franchise territory. Don't want to bother with people like that. Unless it's to troll and piss him off.   I hate being so tall. It makes me look so different. Like even in my avatar, I look so lanky and awkward. Always been that way. And since I'm old and can't play sports much anymore, it's not an advantage. Just a hindrance. And will likely lead to lots of back pain in my future. Well, such is life.   That should be enough. Mimi is bugging me. She always wants to play. I probably don't give her enough attention. The Princess gets what she wants.   Fin.

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7. Bitching about TSM.

7.   This board is truly awful, and I have no idea why I'm still here.   The sports section is impossible to post in without wanting to beat all these assholes in the head. The vast majority... which I'm not even going to try to name... are impossible to post conversations with. Not because some here aren't knowledgeable... there's a few on both sides of that fence. But, so many people assume they are right, and will post to say how right they are, or be a rude asshole that points out how stupid others are. No conversation. No bantering of thoughts or opinions or ideas. Just the same spew which gets difficult to read. It's like constantly posting to yourself in there.   And never mind how many sexist people we have on this board. Yeah, I know, I go on about this a lot... but, it's true, and most of you realize it.   The sports section isn't as bad as the wrestling section, though. If anyone has read HTQ's blog... you know it's pointless to post anything about wrestling on this board. No need to go further on that.   Will this ever change? I highly doubt it. The mere fact that HTQ is still an admin here says change will never happen. Hell, look at the mods who post in the sports folder. Al Keiper? KingPK? A pompous guy who thinks he knows it all (and does about baseball, at least)... and an antisocial dork that shot down many of my prior posts because he's a rude grouch.   And the off-topic sections are struggling, also. But, that's always silliness.   My point is that the general attitude on this board is horrible. Which is a shame since we have a large community here. Everyone feels like they have to fight to get their point across. Oh well. I have enough other places and buddies to chat sports with.   I'll probably bitch about something else in 8.                

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11. Meetings suck.

11.   Meetings do really suck. I have them all the time now with this job, and they're a huge fucking waste of time. Blathering on about how much money we're losing, blah blah... none of which has to do with me. One of the bosses tells me I'm doing a fine job. The end. A fine waste of an hour. Which I wouldn't complain about if we didn't have to stay after for them. And I'm sure those fucking Jews will send us home early tomorrow, so I don't get the lousy $8.50 for time + a half.   And then, the planned phone conversation with the family. Which is nothing but awkward. "Oh, we miss you!" I don't miss you. I'm in paradise, you're in hell. Go shovel some snow and catch pneumonia. And then to put me down... the scuzzy trash talks about all the kids they've having (despite being dirt poor), and I go on about how I'm single... and "blah blah blah, meet someone, you'll die alone and miserable, unlike me and my husband who beats me!". Whatever.   All this interrupted my hopeful watching of the Players' Championship today... but, it sucked, because it rained at Sawgrass for like the 10th straight year... making the course easy and boring. It's probably my favorite tournament of the year, though... mostly because I remembered every hole at Sawgrass when I was like 8, due to playing PGA Tour on Genesis so much. And I can't help but mark out when players go splashing on 17. And Adam Scott really needs to cut his hair. Cut your crap finally, and be my little pretty boy.   I've lost all interest in March Madness. My bracket have gone to hell. Only positive is I have LSU in some total luck point spread thing. I don't know to explain it properly... but, I could win money on that. So, whatevz. I was planning on using those winnings to finally buy a XBox 360... but, those plans are finished. And it's probably a good thing.   And Mimi is sick today. Cleaning kitty puke is very not fun. I probably have to take her to a new vet, soon... which is always a huge pain in the ass, since the Princess Mimi refuses to be picked up. I'm sure if she got to play with other cats... she'd be the snobby bitch of the group. Just like Mommy, I've taught her well.   That's all.   Leelee.

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10. Damned foreign languages.

10.   So, it was another routine day of work... me typing up lots of letters and just into pretty databases. Then, in the afternooon, I become like the Spanish specialist. I've always been really against how the US is forcing all of us to learn Spanish. Took about 10 years of it in school, and I only know the most basic words. It feels so unnecessary, and still does, despite me moving to Arizona. So, I have to type up a ton of letters in the afternoon... which took me forever to do. And create stuff in the database, which was even more fun since I was lost on where to sort things. Please, just give me stuff I can read. I type it in 110wpm, and I play online a lot during it. Fin. Next thing I know, I'll be forced to take more Spanish lessons... and answer in Spanish on the phones. Ugh.   I finally joined a tennis league here, this evening at the local pretty club. Was about time. I need to back into better shape. And I miss the competitive feelings I used to have. With being able to play outside here, practically every day of the year... I really miss being a tennis instructor now. Oh well.   Not much else... watched crap on TV...   South Park season opener was one of the worst episodes I've seen in a while. I'm sure many are loving it, because of the shots to Isaac, and Scientology... but they dragged the joke on FOREVER. Wasn't funny. Only decent part was the ending. Quite disappointing, since I was really looking forward to this, after watching nearly every season in the break since Season 9 ended. Watched some of American Idol, too... basically to see Kathi. And the little kid got eliminated, finally. Good for all parties. I really felt bad for the kid, and how they strung him along. I don't care that he played along with it, and maybe even got cocky because of it, it's still cruel.   Might as well respond to some comments here...   To be honest, I really don't like reading them. Especially if they're going to be mean-spirited like I expect some will be.     Not really. I know nothing about baseball. I hate it. A lot.     And the Shitty Leafs should have won the last Stanley Cup!     Ok, I'll add you. But, before you think I'm rude, I REALLY hate talking on those things. It takes me a long time to warm up. And I will annoy you with my snobbishness.   Most people don't dislike me at The Pit. It's only a handful there that I don't get along with. Plus, I'm far too wiling to get into fights with people.   I'm about 6'2. And 22 years old. I'm definitely awkward and uncoordinated. I really wish I wasn't so tall... really think I could have made a decent career out of tennis if I was more athletic. But, such is life.     I definitely don't think I'm ugly. I wouldn't show pics of myself if I thought that. But, you know, I constantly worry about that stuff. Like every female. Blah.     I so thought you were going to flame me. I shouldn't be so negative.   Well, I don't really watch wrestling anymore. The last thing I watched was Royal Rumble, and Christian's title win. I haven't watched Raw or SD since I can't remember. And I'd rather watch paint dry before watching Impact again. I just like to follow what's going on, so I can bitch about it.   Don't play much video games lately, either. Working full-time has really killed that. Plus, a modded XBox hurts, also. Can get all games for free... but, with it being a huge entertainment system, games become secondary.     I shouldn't have said this board is that awful. It's still definitely one of the best boards I visit. But, things just irritate me. Everything irritates me.     Just search "WinFixer" on Google. I already found lots of stuff on the first page. It's a fairly well-known adware program, and you should find a fix somewhere.     That's sweet of you. But, if people like/dislike me, I don't worry about it. I just like to fight with the people who do dislike me. I have weird ways of having fun.   And every time I say this, people disagree... The last thing I want is attention. If I really wanted everyone to like me, I'd play nice with everyone, and have tons of people messaging me on IM. I talk with just about nobody from this board, which surprises people for some reason.     Sorry, but I don't know who you are. I forget names very easily. But, I'm also psycho! And I love Alexis Laree! We should get along then.   There, I think I caught up. This entry will be really long.   I need sleep now... and tomorrow promises to be a crazy day. Ugh.        

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6. 2003 AL MVP commentary! And other stuff.

6.     And nobody else was close. The end. Well, no, I actually should have made that pic an ugly baseball card. And have waste like kkk post his stupid, uninformed comments afterwards. There, the end.   George Mason or Wichita St. is making the Elite 8. That's great stuff. Last time a mid-major makes the elite 8 since Kent St., I believe. Here's to hoping one of them can knock off UConn, and make the Final 4. Otherwise, the tourney is boring me. I'm doing horrible with my picks.   I see a lot of people responded in my blog before. Fuck if I know why. Jingus, one of the douches from HTQ's blog, and some other asshole... I'm not reading it.   I've only received 3 PM's so far about my current avatar. Rather disappointing. And they're not funny anymore, either.   In my next entry... I'll bitch about one of the many reasons why this board sucks.   Fin.      

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Mimi, my little munchkin kitty, turned 2 today.   http://photobucket.com/albums/v514/leena69/th_66ab072c.gif   That's a pic of her when she was about 6 months old. I need to try taking more pics of her, but it's quite tricky!   Otherwise, I tried watching college football today.   OSU/Michigan - I hate the Big 10. I'm so tired of every team that's involved in it. I can't get away from them. Yes, OSU's comeback was pretty good, but meh.   PSU/MSU - Penn St. is lucky to only have one loss. MSU fucked that game up big time with turnovers at the worst time.   Oh well. Both games were meaningless, anyway. So, Penn State probably comes to Tempe now for the Fiesta Bowl to face some other team. Whoopy. I don't understand college football fans who actually care about bowl games. They're meaningless exhibitions. Yes, there's pride for these teams making these bowl games... but beyond that, it's nothing.   Tennis Masters Cup Semifinal:   (1) Roger Federer d. (7) Gaston Gaudio 6-0 6-0.   Yep, tennis is really, really horrible right now.   But, I'm going to play in my new tennis league tonight. Which should be fun.   4.

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People are making comments and I'm not reading them until I'm REALLY bored.   Ummm... tennis sucks. Federer is gonna win the Masters Tennis Cup thing with more bullshit 3-set wins. Whatevz.   Feh... I don't know what else.   I'm lazy at the current moment.

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1.   Let's see what fag rates my blog a 1, first.   This blog will be about my feelings on the useless wrestling board community.   Soon enough, this will be the most popular blog, because I'm the most popular person.   But, please, I ask that you don't leave any stupid comments. This is about me. Not some smartasses who think they are worthy of my time.   Anyway, I have nothing to write currently. I'm sure I will soon enough.   Leena.

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28. #6. Penis.

28.   No, this isn't the good type of Penis...     6) Venus Williams wins 2005 Wimbledon.   The regular sports fan, and even some of the smarter tennis fans, often ask me why I was in uber-bitch mode after 2005 Wimbledon.   "But, Venus is still like one of the best players in the world." No, she isn't.   "Maria won in 2004, and you hate her guts!" Yes, but this was a million times worse.   "VEE REE R NUMBA #1" Fuck you. Die.   By no means am I a Williams' hater like so many people out there. I appreciated their games from 1999-2004. They worked hard to be the best in the world, and used their impeccable talents to dominate the game. Yes, when they faced each other in 4 straight grand slam finals, it was very ugly tennis to watch... but, hell if I know how it feels to face your sister in situations like that.   The problems ensued in 2005... and not with Serena winning the Australian Open that year. That was a deserved win... despite Lindsay Davenport sucking and blowing in a grand slam for the 1242th time.   It started in the Miami QF with Serena, and older sister, Penis. Penis was really struggling at the time, and soon to drop out of the Top 20. And Serena blatantly tanked said match, so Penis wouldn't drop off the face of the earth. Not that the Willies' haven't done these sorts of things for each other before... but, this was telling.   Telling because Penis didn't give a fuck.   Fast forward to Roland Garros 2005. Watch Penis lose to Sesil Karatancheva. More specifically, watch that 3rd set. The absolute worst tennis I've ever seen from a professional player.   Being a tennis instructor, I know some things. And it was obvious that Penis hardly practiced. You don't miss groundstrokes like that by accident.   Then, 2 weeks later at Wimbledon... Penis is about to go down to one of the worst players on tour in the early rounds, but barely survives. The bad thing is that this gave her some practice, and some confidence. And her future opponents, including slug Lindsay Davenport choked against Penis in the final, and the unthinkable happens.   A player who barely tries, and plays half-ass, wins the biggest tournament of the year.   This still pisses me off. I know a few of the girls on tour. They bust their ass 365 days a year to try and survive on tour. And this bitch just waltzes in, and wins it all.   Proving life isn't fair. And hard work doesn't always matter.   As of 2006, it looks like the Williams' may finally be retired. They're a sad story. Even moreso, Serena than Venus... because we should be speaking of Serena in the same breath as legends like Navratilova and Graf, with Serena's unmatched talents.   But, I guess it's more important to be a crack ho, or being an F-list "actress", than using these talents.   That's why it's hard to be a tennis fan, sometimes. If the players don't give a shit, why should the fans?    

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86. Things that PISS ME OFF. Part VI.

86.   DRM (Digital Rights Management).   If you've downloaded any illegal movies or music in the past year or so, you've probably got some of these. I fucking hate them. HATE THEM. I just want to watch my porn.   So, I downloaded basically the entire Hustler site the past 2 days. And now I have to run programs to delete all the damn DRM's so I can play them on my XBox. Fuckers.   I'd be so pissed if I actually paid for this stuff.

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39. 5/5/06 Smackdown.

SMACKDOWN 5/5/06   Michael Cole: Welcome to Friday Night Smackdown! With me is Tazz, and we have a super show lined up for you tonight! 8 1st round matches in the quest for the WWE Championship!     Tazz: Yeah Cole, look at the lineup we got today. Undertaker/Booker T in a first round match?! That’s like 9 world titles amongst them! That could be a final for dis tournament. Plus, the return of Batista! Randy Orton! Bobby Lashley! Wow!   Michael Cole: Wow, indeed! And now we take you to a Scotty Go Potty match.   ********************   Round 1: Scotty Go Potty vs. Gunner Scott   Tazz: Hey Cole, when did Scotty 2 Hotty change his name to Scotty Go Potty?   Cole: To be honest, I was surprised he was still hired by WWE. But, I must say this a fine name and gimmick change for him.   Tazz: Yeah, well overdue! And who’s this other guy?   Cole: Who knows? Let’s ignore this match, and hopefully it will go away soon.   Series of hip tosses to start, followed by a dropkick knocks Gunner to the mat. Dropkick to the knee by Go Potty firmly puts down the former Albright. Scotty goes for a flying elbow, but MISSES! Gunner takes advantage with a huge suplex, and goes for the pin. 1….1.8. Scotty tries to counter with a hurricanrana, but Gunner counters with a powerbomb. Hooks the leg, 1….2…2.8… Scotty just gets his shoulder up. Gunner then stupidly goes for a sleeper hold, quieting the crowd. Scotty retards up, and takes the offense with a Russian leg sweep. Followed by a flying axe handle, setting up… sigh. You know the rest. Still a good match, though.   Winner: Scotty Go Potty, via pinfall. (8:55) **3/4   ***************************   Round 1: Jamie Noble vs. Sylvan   Sylvan botches a neckbreaker on Noble to start, but thankfully Noble is fine. Noble then pulls out a mule kick, then a back heel kick, which Sylvan takes the bump on his head twice. Noble is trying his damndest, but we’re in “bowling shoe ugly” territory here, so James wisely cuts to the chase. Modified Dragon Sleeper, and Sylvan passes out.   Winner: Jamie Noble, via submission (2:30) **1/2   ******************************   Randy Orton comes to the ring.   Randall: I’d like to thank our fine new chairman for giving me the opportunity to win the WWE Championship. A FAIR opportunity. As everyone knows I am a 3rd-generation superstar. And I enjoy killing legends. Triple H may call himself the King of Kings, but I am the proven Legend of Legends.   And look how damn sexy I am. I can have every woman in the world. I am truly irresistible. I can treat you all like shit, and you’ll flock to me.   Of course, I don’t expect any of you pathetic male losers to understand. So, continue booing me. Your jealousy only proves how damned incredible I am. Love me.   Oh, and Joey Mercury. Please refrain from attending our match today. It’s pointless. I’m only interested in defeating legends. And the only real legend on this paltry brand, is The Undertaker. Who has lessened himself to cheating tactics in order to defeat me before. That will be no more, however. I will defeat him.   So, Joey, please don’t interfere with my plans. Thank you.   **********************   Round 1: Mark Henry vs. Nunzio   Nunzio starts the match out with a spin kick, and a lariat that has the big man shaking. Then, an attempted cross-body from the 2nd rope… and Henry catches Nunzio. Henry tosses Nunzio in the air, and catches him by the neck, and sends him down with a side choke slam. Nunzio looks dead. Then, Henry drags Nunzio up again and delivers a huge power slam. Splash. And Nunzio is mush. 3.   Winner: Mark Henry, via pinfall (1:46) **1/4   **********************   Round 1: Paul London vs. Finlay   MY NAME IS FINLAY. AND I LIKE TO FIGHT.   Tazz: Ooh, Cole. I’ve been waiting for this matchup. Should be a wrestling masterpiece.   Finlay starts things out with some right hands, that back London into a corner. Followed by a Stun Gun. But, London manages to counter afterwards with a kick to the sternum. London hits a flying kick from the top rope, and follows with a hurricanrana pin attempt. 1…2… 2.5 London hits a huge spinning kick to the jaw of Finlay, that knocks him down. He follows with a 450 attempt from the top rope! 1….2….3… no he didn’t… 2.95! London goes for a headlock afterwards, and Finlay fights his way out. A brutal forearm shiver causes London to bleed from the mouth. Vertical suplex from Finlay, and London is in trouble. Some more stiff punches to London’s bloodied mouth further exacerbates Paul’s breathing. Finlay then takes advantage with the Emerald Fusion! 1….2….3. Finlay then grabs his shillalegh and beats the hell out of London! London now his entire face covered in blood. Though shalt not fuck with Finlay.   Winner: Finlay, via pinfall. (13:38) ***3/4   ********************   Hardcore Holly backstage with Josh Matthews.   Matthews: Hardcore Holly, it’s good to see you in fine health again, and back to WWE.   Holly: Quiet. I’m here to teach some lessons to the new kids out there. I plan on beating the hell out of each and every one of ya. Bobby Lashley, prepare for pain. I’m gonna injure ya. How ya like me now.   Round 1:(15) Bobby Lashley vs. Hardcore Holly   Hardcore runs right at Lashley, and gives him some quick punches. However, Holly goes for a body slam, which Lashley refuses to move for. Lashley then does a firm spike slam, and side slam which knocks Holly out. Lashley continues with his power offense, and whips Holly into the corner. With Lashley in full control of the match, he celebrates with the crowd, and Holly uncovers the top turnbuckle. Lashley slowly walks over, and Holly grabs Bobby by the tights, and slings him headfirst into the open turnbuckle. Holly then knocks down the staggered Lashley with one of his trademark perfect drop kicks. 1…2….3.   Winner: Hardcore Holly, via pinfall & cheating (7:40) ***1/2   ************************   Round 1: (10) Randy Orton vs. Joey Mercury   HEY! NOTHIN’ YOU CAN SAY!   Mercury hits an early drop kick on Orton, to which Melina screams…   And WWE owner Princess Leena comes to ring…   Princess Leena : Excuse me, Melina. But that behavior is unacceptable in a match with such a fine wrestler in the ring. Leave the arena, or you’re fired. That is all.   Melina departs. Orton then hits the RKO on his Joey, who wonders why he’s still on television without Melina there. Fin.   Winner: Randy Orton, via pinfall (1:00} **3/4   ************************   Batista is backstage, and mumbles about returning from injury. He looks good in a suit.   (7) Batista vs. Orlando Jordan   Batista jumps into the ring, and tears a quad. And his pecs. He sits on the mat, and Orlando pins him. Steroids are bad, kids.   Winner: Orlando Jordan, via pinfall (0:12) *1/2.   *************************   (2) Undertaker, The vs. Booker T   Undertaker punches. More punches. Punch. Punch. Old School, which Booker T no-sells. Then Taker feels mild discomfort with whatever Booker T does. Taker goes for The Last Ride, but Booker manages to drill Taker in the balls while upside down. Taker says “he’s not feeling it”. Booker hits the Scissors Kick, Bookend, and Harlem Hangover, which the big asshole still won’t lay down for. Taker sits up, and Booker legit axe kicks Taker in the back of the head, knocking him out cold. 1….2….3. Rest in piece, cocksucker.   Winner: Booker T, via pinfall (14:23) **1/2   **********************   Cole: For all of you that don’t want to read this shit, here’s the results today.     That’s all. I’m tired. Watch Scrubs on Sunday.

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88. Part VIII.

88.   Things that PISS ME OFF: Part VIII.   ESPN's tennis coverage.   Dear ESPN, we know you really don't want to show tennis.   Most of your viewers want NFL NFL NFL. Show them 24 hours of NFL NFL NFL STEVE SMITH TOM CAPTAIN CLUTCH BRADY.   So, please stop with the tennis. We won't miss you. Please spare us. Because, really, you know Chris Fowler fucking sucks with every stupid thing he says about tennis. He does college football so well. Keep him there.

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54. Inane Raw thoughts.

54.   I actually watched most of Raw today. Mostly because it's the start of the fantasy season, and I'm very competitive. I doubt my viewing lasts long. Raw blows so much. I may just stick to SD, which I usually tolerate, and even enjoy occasionally.   The Spirit Squad is simply a horrible gimmick. I've already posted a few times about it, so yeah.   HHH starts to be an enjoyable character, showing some life and the occasional weakness lately... then they do that absolutely unneeded sledgehammer bit, where Doane took the sledge, and HHH is all FUCK THAT NOISE YOU DON'T TOUCH MY SLEDGEHAMMER, N00B!1 That shit just doesn't help anybody. Although, if there's one bright spot, Kenny is the leader, and he is quite impressive in the ring. Except for tonight. I really REALLY hope they kill the Spirit Squad gimmick soon. Putting them in so many main events could damage these guys for a while.   Umaga... yeah, it's a ripoff of Samoa Joe. That's nice. This Estrada guy is kinda funny, though.   The women's division is dead once again. The only way to salvage things is Mickie/Melina. And build up these new random bimbos in the meantime, hoping a couple stick. And push Victoria, damnit. Why they don't properly use her as a wrestler is beyond me.   RVD/Benjamin was god-awful. As much as the smarks love RVD, they seem quite oblivious to his many weaknesses. It's unfortunate that WWE didn't take advantage of his overness in ~2002... but, wanting to make up for it now just isn't the right thing to do.   This ECW thing is nothing but an attempt to suck more money out of the desperate older fans. The shit will fail miserably if they seriously plan to keep it up for more than 2 months. But, by then, it will probably be an EXTREME version of The Internet Shows, and nobody will care anyway.   I forget what else. Raw is so poor compared to SD.   I'm gonna go bother wrestlers on myspace. Nice ones this time, hopefully.   xoxoxo Alyanna.        

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I had lots of fun tonight. And, I finally know someone in Phoenix. But, that's boring.   I'd like to talk about Milky today. Since it's his birthday.   He's very weird. But, I want him. That is all.   This blog is disappointing. Some day, I promise to write long entries like HTQ. But, not on wrestling.   K. Bye.   And the period better come after 3, this time.

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19. Masters. Blah.

19.   So, my least favorite golf tournament starts tomorrow. Augusta always gives me weird feelings. It's obviously pretty, but it has the feel of a KKK convention meeting the other 51 weeks of the year. It reminds me of my uber-rich uncle, who's probably the biggest racist asshole in the world, and how he always lied about playing Augusta. This is the only week where I openly cheer for Tiger. If Tiger or Vijay continue their domination of this tournament, then that's just grand. You know it kills those snobby, old bastards to see it. And, of course, I'll be cheering hard for Mickelson to fail, like every slam. It's about time for Hefty to be in contention, and blow it all with his famous short-putt misses.   Plus, they keep fucking with the Augusta course, to where it's losing its fun. No, I'm not one of the old fogies who thinks all courses should stay the way they are... you absolutely must add length to some of these holes. But, it's being done way too much here. They're adding even more length to the 7th, which was one of my favorite short holes, with it's fun green that already gave players a bunch of trouble. Now, it's just another long par 4. And the 4th is just silly now... along with 10 and 11. Adding length was necessary to some of these holes... but, now it's to the detriment of making the tournament exciting. 15, maybe 20 players have any shot of being competitive in the Masters because you absolutely need massive length to be close. And that sucks. Augusta doesn't need this shit. Nothing was worse than Bethpage in 2002... where length was the end-all, be-all.   Besides, the Snobby Racist Masters won't beat the women's tourney last week in Mission Hills. Damn, that was one of the best endings ever. I felt stupid for downloading the final round of a golf tourney, but that was worth it. Karrie Webb holing out on the 18th, little cutie Ochoa with a super clutch eagle after sucking all of Sunday, and Michelle Wie blowing it again. And uber-hottie Natalie Gulbis in contention. Money. That's what women's golf needs to be watchable. Only thing missing was fellow hottie Cristie Kerr, and her getting a temper tantrum. I'm getting worried about Michelle, though. The girl is so insanely talented... yet, she's never won a damn thing outside of the Pub Links, which barely counts. The hype she gets has to build up her confidence (like Sharabitch), but it won't last forever, and soon enough people are going to whine that she never wins. This is the problem with forcing her to play with the men, and such silly things. It could really backfire on her.   In tennis news, the Davis Cup Quarterfinal is this week. Nobody cares on this continent. I'm sort of interested in France-Russia, though. And watching Marat blow. The women's field is awful this week, so bleh. The end.

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82. Things that PISS ME OFF. Part II.

82.   Mole.   No, not because he's the new leader of TSM that will be banning me shortly.   Because he's the perfect example of that asshole you have to deal with in life, no matter what. I know this all too well since I went to Catholic school with a bunch of rich yuppies and I was one of the poor city kids. There's always the braindead moron who starts shit with everyone and gets away with whatever because he's got a rich daddy.   How does this stupid asshole have the extra money to buy TSM. To buy whatever HD garbage he wants. The ability to con an attractive, yet stupid girl to be with him. Yet, after blowing all his dough on drugs on Lord knows what else.   Rich daddy.   This is why I feel it's always right to steal. Because we should steal from people like that.

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83. Things that PISS ME OFF. Part III.

83.   Randall Orton.   Why does he have to be such an asshole and keep fucking up? He doesn't need to add fuel to the many hater's fire.   Be hot. Do your job.   Or, better yet. Get out of wrestling and do porn. He'd be perfect there. Plus, I could watch him more regularly.  

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13.   I need to update this more. Mindless rambling calms my insane brain matter. Unfortunately, work has been busy, forcing me to do stuff. Which I shouldn't complain about, because the day goes so much faster when you're constantly running around doing stuff. Although, I would prefer this business consisting of computer junk, instead of running errands for people and walking back and forth from 5 floors. Especially with the uncomfortable pretty shoes I wear for work. But, such is life. I'm never satisfied.   I read some of the comments here, and the expected opinions of how horrible I am have ensued. Bleh. I don't need people to tell me these things. Unless it's someone I don't like and/or you swear and insult me a lot. So, we can fight. I love to fight.   The last few days have been boring. Yesterday, was basically work, eat, watch Raw, sleep. Awful. I always feel so stupid after watching Raw. Even though I rarely do, I eventually come back to it every few months... and it is just SO bad. The main event with Vince was hard to watch. I'm obviously forcing myself to watch WM, and I hope it blows like expected, so I don't con myself into watching anymore. I'll stick with SD for a while, though.   Had tennis tonight. A mixture of a lesson/match type thing. As anyone who's watched me play knows, you can't give me lessons. I have the most unique, fucked up game possible. Ginormous serve, decent volleys, and can't hit a backhand in the court to save my life. Probably due to me being legally blind in my left eye, and my general clumsiness and oafness.   And now, I'm playing MVP '04. With my beloved cheating Yankees. A-Rod hitting 100+ HR's a year. And plunking Jeter with pitches at every chance. Great fun.   Not much else to talk about. I have off tomorrow, and have no idea what I want to do. And all the fun sports stuff starts this weekend, with the Final 4, and sucky WM, and the Snobby Asshole golf tournament next week. Where I'll only care if Hefty and Eldrick the Bum lose in horrible fashion.   Fin.    

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5.   So, 5 months since I last posted here. Oh well.   The NCAA tournament is going miserably for me. I had Kansas making at least the Sweet 16, and mostly the Elite 8 in all my pools. Basically, they were my Louisville pick from last year. And that one paid off big time. Therefore, I am dead. And likely the first time no money for Leelee since 1999. Damn you.   The World Baseball Classic continues. Don't care. US lost. On the wrong day... they're supposed to lose before the NCAA begins so I can laugh at them. I always root against the US in world competitions like this. Their attitude is always so much weaker than the rest of the world. I'm not sure why that is... but it's sad. Like in Russia, athletes would give up anything just to play for their country. Especially in tennis, it's scary how patriotic they are. But, in the US, it's puling teeth to get those primadonnas to play.   In my next entry, we'll be looking back at the 2003 A.L. MVP race! And other exciting stuff!

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