The lyrical genius of R.Kelly
R.Kelly is insane. He's also a lyrical genius. Or he's inane. Either way, he's R.Kelly, and he's a goledn shower loving pedophile who loves bad lyrical puns and metaphors for sex. Here's a few songs that are proof.
"You Remind Me of Something"
You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride itSomething like my sounds, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars; I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account, I wanna spend it
"Sex Weed"
Girl, you got that sex weedI just want to hit it all the time
Sex so good that it gets me high
Bring that home grown to me
Girl you got that body
Light it up, let me take a puff
Of your sex weed
Let me hit that ooh wee, that sticky icky, your mary jane babyThat splash, that boo-boo, yo sweet Lucy babyI just wanna get a hit of that, good sex weed yeahSex Weed
"The Zoo"
Girl, I got you so wetIt's like a rain forest
Like Jurassic Park
Except I'm your sexasaurus baby
Ooo ooo ooo oooAaa aaa aaa aaa
Those are the sounds I wanna hear
When you're moaning in my ear
Last but not least, "Sex Planet
Girl I promise this will be painlesswe'll take a trip to planet Uranus, anus
Gonna get you so excitedOnce I've tasted your milky way
I'm about to twinkle and touch your soulOnce I am touring to your black hole(baby uhh)
So don't trip i got a giant rocketClimbing through just in your pocket??
We'll stick a flag on the MoonFirst couple to ever make love on planet Neptune(uuhh)
I rest my case.
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