53. Alex Shelley feud.
53.
Alex Shelley is now my 2nd least favorite wrestler!
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From: Alex Shelley<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=189083'>FAHQALL</a>
Date: May 19, 2006 11:37 PM
Why in the world do you like wrestling? At all?
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From: Princess Leelee<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=63870547'>Good Girl.</a>
Date: May 20, 2006 7:18 PM
Why do you ask that?
Do I offend you with my enjoyment of your work?
I've loved wrestling since I was little. I love the choreographed athleticism that some workers show, which includes you. And when it mixes with well-thought out psychology, wrestling is truly an art.
That and really funny and really crappy writing and booking. Not that your current gimmick is crappy.
And I tried out to be a wrestler for a day, but it hurts. Tennis doesn't.
Write me back, because I'm honestly curious, sunshine.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
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From: Alex Shelley<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=189083'>FAHQALL</a>
Date: May 21, 2006 6:38 PM
I honestly think you're fake. So I'll put that out there right now. Your profile is a little too inviting, and this stuff about Russia and adopted parents and a tough life and yadda yadda, now all I do is watch porn, like, c'mon.
That aside, whatever you are behind this computer, you're a fan, so that's cool, and I appreciate the support. Tennis harder to me than wrestling anyways. Maybe not on the body, but eff, you see fat wrestlers a lot and never fat tennis players.
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From: Princess Leelee<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=63870547'>Good Girl.</a>
Date: May 22, 2006 11:59 AM
Oh, Al, you are such a FABRICATOR. Inviting? Tough life? Porn lover? The first two couldn't be further from the truth.
I have no reason to fake myself... I'm not interested in being one of your rats. You're no Randall Orton, unfortunately, sunshine. 
Besides, you can message some of my wonderful friends that can validate my existence.
You've hurt my feelings, and I hope you apologize.
By squashing the fat wrestler.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
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To be continued.
Squash Shelley.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
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