6/18: Pulling The Trigger On #84
KKK's Top 103 Posters
Number 84: Crono T
Every now and then a poster comes around that changes everything, that rewrites all the rules. With the number 84 spot I proudly announce the emergence of one CronoT. Now I know what you're saying, "How in the hell did Crono make this oh-so-prestigious list?" The answer is simple. Not many people have been able to produce the kind of quality than our very own Mr. T used to. Let us take just a brief trip down memory lane.
-- Czech, I'm tired of your fucking power trip.
-- A fucking moron writes a GTA:SA "Walkthrough."
-- Commenting about the view-to-reply ratio of his threads. Example 1, Example 2, Example 3, Example 4, Example 5, and Example 6
-- Not being able to survive without TSM during Monday Night Raw.
-- Looking out for the welfare of our children by fighting televised obscenity.
-- Weeping over a very emotional flash movie.
-- Going after illegal video game distributors at your local mall.
-- Refusing to take part in America's civic duties.
-- When not bulking up by pushing shopping carts back into Wal-Mart stores, Crono was making fun of the Sony corporation for premature advertising.
While some are glad Crono is gone, I am not one of these people (although there are rumors that he has returned under a different name, however, it won't be the same). Hell, it's not everyday that someone on this list gets their very own entry. And if it wasn't for Crono T, I would have no idea what the "Frog Ending" means. So, with a tip of the cap and a moment of silence, let us take this time to remember a former cornerstone of our TSM family.
When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson.
And now a word or three from the expert panel I have put together to comment on the people I’ve listed.
From SFA Jack:
I might pity him if I could stop myself from giggling uncontrollably at the thought of a person like Crono actually existing in this crazy world. I mean, I know it takes all kinds, but the dude's abusing that privilege.
There was a time when I thought (and hoped) he was just a gimmick that had managed to successfully fool the TSM community, but as I read more and more of his garbage, it became apparent that he is very real and a very, very pathetic excuse of a man in his mid-20's. What the bloody hell did his momma do to him?
Nevertheless, let's all raise our glasses to Crono while hitting F5 in unison! He's not missed, but during his reign, there wasn’t much better than his (unintentional) hilarity.
From Porter:
Crono-T- You mean InYusha, right? I missed out his glory days, so I can't comment much on him other than if InYusha is really Crono, then I don't see what's so terrible about him other than that he can get a bit annoying.
From King of the 909:
This guy is the single biggest retard in the history of these boards and that says a lot. Frog ending and pushing carts, that's what I remember of him. Why there are people like him allowed to function on this earth, I'll never understand. He's a fucking moron.
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