I'm a Fister
Recently on a radio show interview, Anne Coulter attacked liberals, and for some reason, mentioned anal sex and fisting. Well, in honor of that. here's a song just for you folks
I fist the old brown eye and I'm proud
I use to feel alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
And it seems theres anal fisting CRAZE
I'm a fister he's a fister she's a fister we're fister
Wouldn't you like to be a fister too?
I'm a fisterer he's a fister she's a fister
If you aim for the stink wrinkle you're a fister too!
Us fisters are an interesting breed
A good old stinkhole is all we need
Ask any fister and they'll say "only fisting feels that way"
I'm a fister he's a fister she's a fister we're a fister wouldn't you like to be a fister too?
I'm a fisterer he's a fister she's a fister we're a fister wouldn't you like to be a fister too?
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