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I'm a Fister


Recently on a radio show interview, Anne Coulter attacked liberals, and for some reason, mentioned anal sex and fisting. Well, in honor of that. here's a song just for you folks

 

I fist the old brown eye and I'm proud

I use to feel alone in a crowd

But now you look around these days

And it seems theres anal fisting CRAZE

I'm a fister he's a fister she's a fister we're fister

Wouldn't you like to be a fister too?

I'm a fisterer he's a fister she's a fister

If you aim for the stink wrinkle you're a fister too!

Us fisters are an interesting breed

A good old stinkhole is all we need

Ask any fister and they'll say "only fisting feels that way"

I'm a fister he's a fister she's a fister we're a fister wouldn't you like to be a fister too?

I'm a fisterer he's a fister she's a fister we're a fister wouldn't you like to be a fister too?

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