Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Warning: The following is in no way serious. I came up with this idea today randomly and well my friend (Claydude14) told me to put it on the smarks borad for a laugh or two. Well here goes. Instead of Shawn being covered in blood when the found him in the parking lot, what if he was out cold with a black hat on his facecovering it and under the hat he had a pile of human fecies in his mouth. A bunch of wrestlers are gathered around and freaking out and HHH comes back to attempt to revive Shawn. He opens him mouth only to see the pile of shit within his mouth. HHH starts removing it from his mouth and finds a note that says, "I DID IT FOR THE PEOPLE." Then on SD! then next week Stpeh comes and says shes upset because she can not account for the where abouts of Rikishi. This Hypes this weeks coming Confidential becuz Rikishi is a featured story on it. Steph then goes on to say that Rikishi needs to show up on RAW next week or will be fired from the WWE. On RAW HHH comes out right away demanding Rikishi comes out and answers to the asskicking he deserves. Rikishi promplty comes out. He sets foot in the ring and HHH imeditaly pounces on the big man. He then proceeds to pull his pants down and take a crap in Rikishi's mouth. While all this goes on HHH notices that a tape feel out of Rikishis pocket. Later that nite HHH gets the truck to play the tape. Its a secuirity tape that shows someone else who could not be made out was responsible for the attack on Shawn. Rikishi is injured indefinetly. On SD Steph comes out and demads to be re-compensated for the loss of her talent due to HHH's actions. Bischoff agrees and lets Steph have a talent of her choice. She picks HHH. HHH comes to the ring and opens his mouth. It looks like hes gunna talk but all that happens is crap falls out of his mouth. Michael Cole starts screaming about how someone shit in HHH's mouth. HHH just stands there crying as SD goes off the air. On RAW Shawn comes out after recovering and says that it was just one big set up so that someone craped in HHH's mouth. He states that the man who craped in HHH's mouth will be HHH's opponet at SummerSlam with Shawn in their corner. This builds up to a big payoff of it being revealed that Scott Stiner is the mouth craper. Gr8 idea huh?
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Wow, it seems more like you made it up in three minutes. I mean, booo....
Guest Austin3164life Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Have you had a chat lately with Vince Russo? This reeks of his monstrosity-like ideas for wrestling.
Guest HartFan86 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 If you take the poop out...maybe....but: "She picks HHH. HHH comes to the ring and opens his mouth. It looks like hes gunna talk but all that happens is crap falls out of his mouth. Michael Cole starts screaming about how someone shit in HHH's mouth. HHH just stands there crying as SD goes off the air." That is fucking priceless. Put it in your sig or something.
Guest B-X Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 On SD Steph comes out and demads to be re-compensated for the loss of her talent due to HHH's actions. Bischoff agrees and lets Steph have a talent of her choice. She picks HHH. HHH comes to the ring and opens his mouth. It looks like hes gunna talk but all that happens is crap falls out of his mouth. Michael Cole starts screaming about how someone shit in HHH's mouth. HHH just stands there crying as SD goes off the air. Excellent.
Guest Kingpk Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 ......... Somebody has been watching South Park too much.
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 i will put that in my sig.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 even better! ::HHH comes out, poses, and spits crap!::
Guest claydude14 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 hahaha, most random shit ever. even more random when he started talking about it in the car, and then i knew he had to post it.
Guest phoenixrising Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Oh man that was good... Realistically it wouldn't be too bad of an angle, just without the "crapping in people's mouths" part. Imagine the commercials for that... "At Summerslam, the shit will be flying...REALLY - We mean SHIT will be flying when we find out once and for all the answer to the question... WHO...IS THE MOUTH CRAPPER?"
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 The phrase "Vince Russo on Acid" comes to mind....
Guest HartFan86 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Imagine the commercials for that... "At Summerslam, the shit will be flying...REALLY - We mean SHIT will be flying when we find out once and for all the answer to the question... WHO...IS THE MOUTH CRAPPER?" LMFAO!!!! The part about "the shit will be flying" got me laughing my ass off. You should put that in YOUR sig.
Guest jester Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 "Hot Carl" is a great nickname for a wrestler! Any wrestlers in the fed whose real name is Carl?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Dude....if Triple H came to the ring with shit in his mouth...it would kind of be pointless once he *posed, spit SHIT* though I would pay to watch him spit shit out of his mouth
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 MST3K The Movie: EASTMAN: he came from the east to do battle with... The Amazing Rando!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 MST3K The Movie: Servo: All rights are reserved Callahan! Mike (Clint Eastwood impression): Yeah, and what about that little girl's rights?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Actually...it's: "yeah...but what about the rights of that little girl"
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 "Thankfully, he has his theme music on Eight-Track!"
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Man, that stuff is soooo two weeks ago, MrZsasz. It was cool when I did it. Oh, Rando is still cool. Just wanted to make sure he didn't think I was after him.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I've been here two days. I couldn't care less what you did two weeks ago.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 You should, because it's not funny.
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