OAOAST IntenselyHeldDOWN~! 7/15/02

[Guest alfdogg]

What a night for many of the OaOasT superstars!

 

Zack Malibu won the World Championship, but Caboose has filed a protest? Will this have any ramifications, and if so, will we see them tonight?

 

AnglePlex and the aWo viciously attacked the IZHD Commissioner Big Poppa Popick, leaving him comatose. We will have an exclusive update from BPP's hospital.

 

BPP's absence leaves a serious leadership vacuum in the Deadly Alliance. Will Caboose, Sandman, or Alfdogg step up to the plate to lead the faction?

 

CWM interfered in the AngleSault / TrebleCharged match, allowing TC to beat AngleSault. What does CWM's betrayal mean for the aWo, and how will they react?

 

Generation Never and Greenmist won the tag team titles last night. This is a classic example of new talent getting an opportunity to shine. What will they have to show us tonight?

 

All this and much much more tonight at 8pm!

 

The theme song from "Hawaii Five-O" hits, and out come The In Crowd, along with Alison, to a huge pop. This week, Evenflow and Superstar are wearing blonde wigs, while Alison is looking her finest in a black and gold bikini. Superstar is carrying a surfboard, while Evenflow and Alison carry beach chairs. Right behind them is their leader, best buddy, and the NEW OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Zack Malibu! Malibu struts down the ramp, all smiles, as he lowers his sunglasses and stares out at the crowd. He stops a few times so that photographers can get pictures of him for the wrestling mags, then enters the ring and stands alongside his friends.

 

JR(laughing):"Last week it was the Men In Black, now this week, it's Frankie and Annette!"

 

Tony "The Body":"Hey JR, The In Crowd are movie buffs, so let 'em alone. I know what it's like!"

 

JR:"You're a movie buff, Tony?"

 

Tony "The Body":"Nah, I'm just buff!"

 

JR:"Just don't get your mama to call in sick for you!"

 

Back to The In Crowd, who are basking in the laughter and cheers of the audience. Evenflow and Alison set up beach chairs, and pretend to be tanning under the spotlights. Superstar is leaning against the ropes, still hurting from his brutal match, but he made the trip to stand with his allies. Zack has the mic, and an "In Crowd" chant goes up. Zack takes off his sunglasses, unstraps the belt from around his waist, and holds it up high, drawing a huge cheer...

 

ZM:"I gotta say...this thing looks pretty damn good on me!"

 

(Huge cheer)

 

ZM:"Last night man, we were like...whoa, The In Crowd had some pretty tough matches. The Super-duper-star, he was like, totally rectified after that match with Sandman. Heh, dude, that's like a pun. Beach Brawl, Sandman..."

 

The rest of The In Crowd laugh.

 

ZM:"So it's like, Superstar man, he wasn't feeling it. And 'Flow, he was goin', he was flowin', but he wound up cruisin' for a bruisin'. He was hurtin' for certain, man, and this poor Betty over here, she was flowin' the tears. It's like, ok, now I'm really mad. You hurt my friends...and then it was my turn. And I focused, I knew what I had to do, and I hopped on my board, and I rode up to that wave, and I met that wave head on...it was the big one...The Big Kahuna...The Big Caboose!"

 

The rest of The In Crowd do a mocking "ooooh".

 

ZM:"So I rode, and the wave, it took me under a few times bro, but I got back on, and I kept goin', I was like "No way wave, you're not wiping me out...and I kept going' and I rode it...I rode the wave all the way...I rode the Title Wave!"

 

Fans cheers.

 

ZM:"All right now, all kidding aside. We're not going to entertain, or sit out here and be cool...we're gonna do something we rarely do...The In Crowd is going to be serious. Last night, Sandman tried to make an example of The Superstar, and you know what, he came damn close to crossing that line. Last night, Evenflow put up a fight, one hell of a fight, but will Alfdogg admit that...hell no he won't. And as for myself...well, we all know how that turned out. But I'm not out here to brag, and a lot of people are saying "Zack, you won the big belt...you made it last night, but your friend lost. Is there antimosity? Jealousy?" Well, I'll let the boys and girl answer that...

 

Superstar, 'Flow and Alison respond with an "Aw hell no!"

 

ZM:"The In Crowd is tighter than ever. We win as a team, we lose as a team. Why would we be jealous of each other when we're all at the top of our game...we're all upper class. People thought when we started out that we were braggarts, snobs, and you know what, yeah, we can get cocky, but unlike others, we back it up. We've got the skills that pay the bills. It didn't take long for you good people to realize that The In Crowd was 4 Real!"

 

(Big pop)

 

ZM:"See this belt...it's around my waist. But with this around my waist, I've painted a target on my back. So anytime, anywhere, someone wants me, they know where to find me. Make your way through the groupies, don't trip on the champagne bottles, and ask Zack for a match, because I'm always up for a little competition. Anyone back there is feelin' froggy, then why don'tcha jump, all right? Because it's our time to shine!"

 

Huge crowd pop. The In Crowd starts to walk away, but Bill Watts appears on the AngleTron.

 

Bill: Zack, I'm sorry but I have to interrupt your speech with an important announcement. Last night at Beach Brawl...the end of the 2 out of 3 falls match between you and Caboose for World's title ended in controversy.

Both men had won a fall. At the end of the third fall, Zack preformed a German Suplex off the top rope. The referee was out of position. He only saw Caboose's left shoulder down and counted him out. I'd like to show that footage at this time, including exclusive footage after the pay-per-view went off the air.

 

Beach Brawl

Courtesy of OaOast Home Entertainment

 

Zack throws Caboose into the turnbuckle. He places Caboose with his back to the ring...Zack climbs up and cinches in a German hold...GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Both men's shoulders as the referee slides around to see their right sides. He counts 1...2...OH MY GOD! 3! Zack moved what looked like his left shoulder right at the three!

 

Exclusive footage

 

Caboose comes back to ringside and screams at the referee...I GOT SCREWED! The referee says Zack pinned him. Caboose acts like he's going to leave, then punches the ref.

 

Caboose grabs a mic.

 

Caboose: ZACK! Enjoy the title for a day Zack....Because tomorrow, I

will show everyone that you don't deserve it. I GOT MY SHOULDER UP! You'll see...and I'll be champion again...!

 

Bill: For punching the referee -- Caboose has been fined $5000.

However, like every OaOast World's title match, a wrestler can file protest over a decsion. After the match was over, Caboose ran backstage and quickly filed a protest.

Last night, the rest of the Board of Directors and me had a closed-door meeting where we watched the video again. After seeing a number of camera angles, we found out Caboose indeed had his shoulder up while Zack's shoulders were flat on the mat.

Therefore, the Board and I have decided to overrule the referee's decision and award the match to Caboose. This means, the winner of the 2 out of 3 falls match and STILL OaOast World's Heavyweight Champion...Caboose.

 

In addition, because of this decision, Caboose will put his championship on the line tonight, in a rematch from last night against Zack Malibu in the main event.

 

Thank you and enjoy the show.

 

The In-Crowd stand stunned and the crowd is silent.

 

 

Up Next: The Fatal Fourway for the TV Title!

 

8:05

 

Opening Match

Fatal Fourway for the Unified TV Title

Masked Mystery Eskimo vs. TrebleCharged vs. Jingus vs. AngleSault

 

CWM appears on the AngleTron

 

CWM: Because I am now the sole commissioner, I really don't want to see AngleSlut or the man-freak in bras and panties…so I'm making this a fatal fourway elimination match. Have a crappy day!

 

When we come back, Masked Mystery Eskimo, TrebleCharged, and Jingus are all in the ring pacing around each other. Derek the newly freed talking and walking fish watches from the timekeeper's position.

 

"Da Right Angle" booms and AngleSault comes out to massive cheers. Signs of "You Got Screwed," or, "TrebleCleft sucks up to CWM" litter the crowd.

 

As AngleSault slides in, the bell rings and the match begins. TC leaps forward, but stops…as his three opponents begin circling around him. Sensing that he is about to become fodder…TC tries to dive from the ring…but Jingus catches him with a big hand and tosses him to MME, who nails a DDT on TC. Immediately, AngleSault applies the Salt and Pepper lock, as TC submits like the baby he is.

 

The three faces size each other up. MME and AngleSault attempt to double team Jingus, who catches both with his claws and Clawslams them down to the mat. Jingus with a pickup to MME and attempts a DevilBomb, but AS clips Jingus's knee and MME improves a cover for a 2 count.

 

AngleSault from behind with the SaltSlam (AngleSlam) to MME. Jingus however, throws AS off and covers MME for a 2-count. AS comes back pissed and rakes the eyes of Jingus. Whipped into the ropes…Jingus counters with a flying clothesline…into nothing!

 

AS runs over and locks in the Salt and Pepper lock, while MME slides in to get the FrostBite Facelock. Both are on simultaneously! Jingus passes out from the pain.

 

The final two walk around the ring, feeling their bodies for any spots to avoid. MME dives in and takes AS in a front facelock. AS uses his strength to pull MME back into the turnbuckle despite the lock. AS unloads on the rights and lefts…but MME pokes the eyes and nails a sweet superkick to AS.

 

MME goes up top, but AS wasn't too fazed by the kick, as he runs the ropes and belly to belly suplexes MME from the top turnbuckle. AS poses on the top as the crowd roars!

 

SaltSault! AS goes for the Salt and Pepper, but MME has the ring presences to pull AS down over his shoulder, enough to cause AS to loose a good grip on the anklelock while MME gets the FrostBite Facelock in the middle of the ring. AS taps!

 

Your winner, and still TV Champion, in 12:54, Masked Mystery Eskimo!

 

Coming Up: Alfdogg and Sandman of The Deadly Alliance!

 

Backstage, Alfdogg is pacing around nervously. He finally perks up when a very-bandaged Sandman9000 shows up.

“Dude, are you okay?”

“I’m fine. I’ve had worse. How are you doing?”

“I’ve had better days. How is BPP doing?”

“I don’t know. Even though we were in the same hospital, the staff wouldn’t tell me anything about him, or let me see. His girl, whatever her name is, is a @#%$ zombie right now.”

“Dude, if they didn’t tell you anything about him, it can’t be good.”

“Fuckin’ right. Hey, is Caboose here? I’m worried about him.”

“Maybe. I think he is here. I haven’t really seen him.”

“Huh?”

“I mean, he might be here, he might not. I haven’t seen him, but people have said that he is here and wants to be alone.”

Sandman rubs his bandaged face and sighs.

“Yo, Sandman, are you sure you’re okay?”

“I said I’m fine! Goddammit, you don’t listen!”

“Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, chill. We need to think.”

Suddenly, Alf lifts his head up and looks confused.

“Hey, if BPP isn’t here, then who is in charge?”

“Sandman is also confused.

“Whattya mean, who is in charge?”

“I mean, BPP is the commissioner of IZHD this week. But he isn’t here. Some of the stuff hasn’t been booked yet, and we’re already on TV! So, who is in charge?”

Both Alf and Sandman think, then look at each other, grinning.

“Dude! This means we are! We are in control!”

Sandman grins sadistically.

“Let’s make some matches. First, the entire In Crowd will have a…”

“No, no, no. We need to make the aWo suffer. I say that the aWo will have to wrestle three times tonight. First…”

“Hold on, I got it. Tonight, is the first ever Throw Your Opponent Off The Arena Roof match, with everyone but us. That would be so…”

Sandman and Alf are interrupted by Bill Watts, who has a clipboard with him.

“Evening gentlemen. I hope you are doing better tonight then you were last night. By the way, Sandman9000, arriving late to the arena, that will be a $250 fine.”

Sandman looks furious.

“What do you want?”

“Well, since BPP is out for the foreseeable future, we are without a commissioner. However, it is not you two. Unless there is some kind of contractual clause that I do not know about, I shall assume responsibility of Intensely Helddown tonight.”

Sandman and Alf look frustrated.

“Hold on a second there, guys. I know you are upset, but with you two in charge, bad things would happen. I can’t have half of the roster lost because a bloodthirsty psycho booked a chainsaw-on-a-pole match.”

Sandman flips Watts off.

“Cute. Real cute. But it doesn’t anger me. I’ve dealt with worse punks then you two before. And when punks mess with me, they suffer. Sandman, tonight, you are in a tables match against EvenflowDDT and GenerationNever!”

Alf looks worried, while Sandman looks disgusted.

C’mon, Bill. You just can’t come in here and start ordering us around!”

“And besides, Table matches are for pussies! One @#%$ table and that is it? That’s bullshit and you know it.”

“Fine, fine, fine. Sandman, I knew you were going to do something like that. You see, earlier today, I made a call to our tables dealer. We got a brand new shipment of tables in. Lots of them. And, just because I like you, Sandman, this will be a ::Watts rolls his eyes and makes the finger motions:: “deathcore” tables match. You three can use as many tables as you want. Only pinfalls and submissions count. And that is what will happen. Get ready, boys! Big night tonight!”

Watts goes to walk away, but Sandman grabs his arm and turns him around.

“Just remember this. People like me, hurt people like you. If I even think that you are holding me down, I will cripple your cowboy ass.”

“And if you touch me again, I’ll make sure that there will never be another weapon allowed in this federation again.”

Watts walks away, as Sandman looks disturbed, while Alf looks concerned.

“Dude, I’ve already got a Last Man Standing match! I can’t come out there and help you!”

“You’ll be fine. Besides, with what I am going to do to those two, you won’t even have to come out of the locker room.”

 

A mysterious Limo has just pulled into the arena. We'll be back after this break!

 

8:25

 

::A Limo pulls into the building and when the door opens CWM steps out of it. CWM is sporting a black eye.::

 

Coach: CWM! Why did you turn on Anglesault?

 

CWM: You want to know? Wait till I get in the ring.

 

::SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT hits and CWM comes to the ring to insane heat and chants of "traitor" and "@#%$"

 

CWM: SHUT THE @#%$ UP! Look at me! Look at my face! Your hero AngleSault assaulted me after the show last night! (Big Pop) HEY! That's not cool, I'm seriously conidering pressing charges!

 

I Bet your all wondering WHY? Why did I turn on AngleSault? Well I'll tell you why, because I HATE AngleSault! He's a dirty rotten glory hog, who holds down all the other aWo members! You see When The aWo was founded it Was Me, Goodhelmet, Caboose, and Sault. Well GH he figured out what a scumbag Sault was and bailed out. Caboose figured it out eventually too and got the F out. Well now I figured it out. SomeGuy, Big if your listening to me, GET OUT before he destroys your careers!

 

I never got any credit from Sault. I never got a pat on the back or got told what a good job I was doing as the Commissioner! Nothing,Nadda, A big fat ZERO. When SG and I won the tag titles did AS say "Congratulations"? NO, he was too busy with his whore Molly!

 

Did you people know that the only time AngleSault evn bothered to talk to me was when he wanted me to force TC to dress up as something? AngleSault thinks the aWo are there to carry his bags and to do his biding.

 

We used to be the most powerful faction in the OAOAST and AngleSault has turned us into the...the...the nWo! Well @#%$ HIM! and @#%$ THE aWo! I don't need them! What did that god damn group eve get me? NOTHNG!

 

::aWo PORNO MUSIC hits and SOME GUY storms down to the ring.::

 

SG: You SOB! You've disgraced the aWo! Give me one reason why I shouldn't beat the @#%$ out of you?!?

 

CWM: Because we are still Tag Champions! You NEED ME! I still consider you a friend SG, and I hope in time you'll realize what a Bastard AS is but until then we're still tag partners!

 

SG: I'll NEVER leave the aWo! NEVER!

 

::SG leaves the ring::

 

CWM: You know what? I don't think I owe you people any more of an explanation! But I'll tell you this. Your going to see a side of me that only one person has ever seen before. That person was The Sole Survivor. Ask him what I'm like when I'm mad.

 

::CWM drops the mic and leaves the ring as the fans pelt him with garbage::

 

What a match we have for you next. Alfdogg. SomeGuy. Last Man Standing!

 

8:40

 

Last Man Standing Match for the United States Title

Alfdogg vs. SomeGuy

"Kick Some Ass" plays and Alfdogg comes down to a chorus of boos, but a few signs of support from the crowd. AD plays with the fans with his title…finally pulling it back from them.

 

"aWo Porno" blares and SomeGuy comes out to a massive pop! The crowd yells for the man who no longer has a tag team partner.

 

AD and SG meet in the ring…and we're on for the Last Man Standing Match

 

The two pace around…looking at the other…AD charges and grabs SG into a waist-lock…takedown and an immediate leg lock for SG. SG crawls to the ropes and AD breaks the hold…smashing his knee into the back calf of SG.

 

SG hobbles up using the ropes, but gets clotheslined into the turnbuckle. AD mounts and starts punching, but only gets to five when SG counters with a sit-down powerbomb. The referee begins the count, but reaches 5 when AD gets back up.

SG spins AD around and hits a backbreaker…holding it into a painful stretch…The official forces the break at 5, and SG does so, but immediately locks in a Boston Crab…With Alfdogg slowly fading away on the mat…SG relents and the ref starts the count…this time reaching 8 before AD can make it up

 

SG charges AD, but AD ducks and backdrops SomeGuy out of the ring and onto the floor. Alfdogg goes outside and grabs a chair, but walks right into a SOMEKICK to the CHAIR!

 

SomeGuy staggers…and rolls AD back into the ring. SG brings the chair in and whack AD in the back. Throwing the chair near the turnbuckle. SG props himself on the top rope…holding AD in a powerbomb position.

 

Suddenly, "Sandstorm" plays and the crowd rises to its feet…not expecting BPP to be here. SomeGuy turns to look at the stage, and Alfdogg uses the distraction to sweep out SG's legs, crotching him. 5 seconds later…AD uses BPP's own OverDriver (Top-Rope Tiger) onto the steel Chair. The referee counts to ten as the crowd chants along, and the match is over.

 

Your winner, in 10:56, and still US Champion, Alfdogg.

 

We're back, and Alfdogg is still in the ring, and has a microphone!

 

AD: You people just remember…aWo, I haven't forgotten what you did to us, to BPP. In the end, I will show you why we, The Deadly Alliance, are the most dominant force. Why? Because NOBODY beats AlfDogg.

 

Crowd: Nobody!

 

::'This Means War' hits and the crowd goes apeshit booing Caboose as he walks down to the ring. He walks right by Alfdogg who takes a breather next to the turnbuckle.

Rubbish is thrown at the Champion as he confidently strolls down to the ring.

He grabs a mic, and prepares to speak.

The fans chant '@#%$'

Caboose-'Well I guess according to the OAOAST Board Of Directors, I'm Still The One And Only World Champion.

If I'm still the Champion, I guess that means I won the match last night.

And If I won the match last night, I guess Zack Mightbegay lost.

And if Zack lost, I guess that makes him a loser.

And if Zack is a loser, then I guess I was right all along.

And if I was right all along, then all you fans can SHUT THE @#%$ UP and listen to the CHAMPION!

Before I continue, let's take one more look at the finish of last night's match, Kevin Dunn, play the damn video.'

Replay of the finish.

Caboose-'As you can see, it was me, NOT Zack who had his shoulder up on the count of three. That means I'm still the Champion, I'm still the man, I'm still the No.1 guy in the Industry!

And don't any of you forget it!

Not least you BPP.

BigPoppaPopick.

BigPoppaPunkPrick if you ask me.

I asked you yesterday to prove whose side you were on. Mine, or the world's? And you showed me exactly whose side your on, everyone elses!

But for betraying me, Karma's pre-cognition taught you a lesson!

You got punked out by those pussies the aWo!

They suck the big one, and you still got your ass kicked by them. You can go to hell BPP, you can take your ass back to Texas and go have Spring Break for the rest of your life, cos this is no longer your world. In fact this never was, it was always my world. You tried your best to screw me, but it failed. Every time it failed. And as of now, you are no longer in the Deadly Alliance.

Thats right, your out, dropped, gone, out of here.

I am the leader now.

 

Alfdogg: Hey, what are you saying. BPP didn't deserve that @#%$. The aWo proved that you were right, they are cowards. He didn't drop the.

 

Caboose: Shut up. Alfie, you and your buddy Sandman listen up. If you guys wanna stay a part of the Deadly Alliance, you better follow my lead, and kick some ass. Otherwise you to will be gone and I'll find some wothy replacement! Now stop stealing my spotlight!

 

Alfdogg looks at Caboose in disgust, and walks away from the ring and out to the back.

 

Caboose: As for now, I guess Zack's got a rematch tonight. That's fine, I don't care, I beat his ass once, i'll beat again.

But this time there will be NO mistakes. NO doubt. And NO MERCY.

Seeing as tonight is a for gone conclusion, I guess the next obstacle in my way is the aWo.

But hold on, I thought there were 5 of you?

4 you say?

CWM has left?

Well about @#%$ time! That guy was the only part of the aWo I liked when I was there. I told you CWM after I left, the only way for you to shine was to ditch AngleStalker and his merry band of losers. No you have, believe me, you'll be better than you could have ever been wearing the Red, White And Blue. Aren't you Canadian anyway?

Well regardless of how many are left, three of the aWo have a chance to grab a shot at my belt. But I'm the ref for that next week, so there will be no bullshit. Just three aWo members beating the red, white and blue out of each other.

AngleSault, AnglePlex and Some Guy, I'm giving you a warning one week in advance. Mess with me in that match, and i'll personally see to the end of your dreams of being champion.

One last thing, Say Goodnight, Cos you know I'm the Champ.'

 

 

Up Next: Bill Watts gives us an Update on BPP!

 

9:00

 

::MASTER OF PUPPETS Hits and The Mysterious One rappels down into the ring::

 

TMO: CWM. C W M. Never before has those three letters meant more than they do now. For CWM has come back to the dark side and with CWM on the dark side nothing can stop him. I am glad he has come home, but no one else will be glad if they have to fight him.

 

I have accomplished the first part of my mission. Now I must take a journey to the heart of the Dark side in search of the secret of how to destroy the OAOAST. I...Will...Be...Back!

 

::The lights go out and when they come back on TMO has disappeared::

 

Michael Cole is standing by with Bill Watts.

 

MC: Bill, can you give us an update on Big Poppa Popick's condition?

 

BW: Well Cole, the surgery BPP had yesterday went well. The doctors were able to splint the broken bones and stop the internal bleeding. Right now, BPP is here at this private medical facility under good care and private security supervision due to CWM's actions. However, BPP has not regained consciousness, and the doctors are unsure if he will ever.

 

MC: How does this affect the OaOasT? Will BPP be stripped of his commissionership?

 

BW: Well Cole, right now, BPP is still on the roster, and will still be one of our commissioners. Until an investigation by the Board of Directors can be finished, *sighs* CobainWasMurdered has sole commissionership power. Only time will if BPP can

 

Celes: What? You're giving that bastard power!

 

MC: Celes, please go back inside and wait there, Bill is just..

 

Celes: I don't care what you're saying or doing. CWM is a bastard that should die!

 

BW: Cmon, let's go back inside

 

Celes: Damn you CWM! Don't you get it Bill…my love…is just as well as DEAD right now. He was….*sob* going to be a father!

 

Blackness as Cole and Watts stand stunned, along with the rest of the crowd.

 

Next we have Triple Threat Match involving lots and lots of tables!

 

9:20

 

Deathcore-style Tables Match

Sandman9000 vs. EvenflowDDT vs. GenerationNever

 

“Never Gonna Stop” hits as GenerationNever comes out for this Tables match. GN looks pissed, mostly because he hates stupid gimmicks, and feels that Tables matches are incredibly stupid gimmicks. GN rolls into the ring and sulks.

 

“Here Comes The Money” hits as EvenflowDDT comes out to the ring with Alison. Despite the fact that his back was nearly broken in half at BeachBlast, Evenflow has had his back worked on all day by some of the top back specialists in the world, and feels good enough to go tonight. Evenflow stretches his back some, before entering the ring.

“Five Minutes Alone” hits as Sandman9000 comes sprinting down the ramp. If there are two people who hate each other as much as AngleSault and Treble Charged, it is Sandman9000 and EvenflowDDT.

Around the ringside area, there are already about 20 tables set up. Also, there are around 20 OAOAST workers, whose job is to provide as many tables as the three wrestlers want. There is no shortage of tables here tonight.

 

Sandman and Evenflow get immediately into each others faces, as the bell rings. GN charges both of them, but Sandman and Evenflow see the attack coming, and double hiptoss GN out of the ring, through a table! Sandman and Evenflow immediately begin trading punches in the middle of the ring!

 

Sandman and Evenflow continue to trade punches, as GN slides back into the ring. He dropkicks both men down, then calls for a table to be slid into the ring. GN props the table against the corner, as Sandman and Evenflow stand back up. GN places Sandman against the table, then grabs Evenflow and tries to whip him into Sandman. However, Evenflow reverses, and GN instead is backdropped through the table by Sandman!

As GN lies in the splinters of the table, Sandman and Evenflow continue to trade punches. Sandman wins the slugfest, and backs Evenflow against the ropes, where a Cactus clothesline takes the both out of the ring. Sandman rolls Evenflow onto a table, and slides back into the ring. Sandman runs the ropes, and goes for a no-hands somersault plancha out of the ring, but Evenflow moves and Sandman crashes through the table!

Evenflow grabs Sandman, and places him on another table. Evenflow scales one turnbuckle, while GN scales the other. Both men point to each other, and dive off the top, splashing Sandman through the table! All three men are down, as the crowd is loving it!

GN is the first one up, as he throws Sandman into the ring. GN goes to the top and looks for an elbow drop, but Sandman moves out of the way. As Sandman stands back up, he sees Evenflow vulnerable on the apron. Sandman rushes, but Evenflow moves out of the way, and Sandman’s attempt at a sunset flip powerbomb results in Sandman crashing through another table!

 

Evenflow climbs back into the ring, as GN rushes with a knee to Evenflow’s back. While Evenflow is down and in pain, GN calls for two tables to be slid into the ring. GN sets both tables up normally, next to each other. He rolls Evenflow onto both tables, and heads up top. However, once up there, Sandman crotches GN. Sandman climbs into the ring, and sets GN up for a superplex through the tables, as Evenflow rolls off the wood. As Sandman and GN are standing on the top rope, Evenflow gets underneath Sandman and grabs his legs. All three men go, as Sandman suplerplexes GN, while Evenflow powerbombs Sandman, all through the two tables!

 

GN rolls out of the ring, while Sandman wiggles in pain, his back being busted open again. Evenflow bring Sandman out of the ring, as both men stand on top of a table. Evenflow struggles to breathe, but manages to put Sandman through the table with a Primadonna! As both men are down, GN comes around ringside with a chair, and nails Evenflow in the head as Evenflow tries to stand. GN places Evenflow on a table, with the chair on Evenflow’s face. GN goes up to the second rope, and looks for a legdrop, but Evenflow moves and GN goes crashing through the table!

 

Evenflow has two tables set up, stack style. He places GN on the bottom table, and Sandman on the top table. Evenflow goes up to the top rope, plays to the crowd, rubs his back, and jumps off. Sandman manages to move, but GN doesn’t, so Evenflow goes through two tables, putting GN through the bottom one!

Sandman digs around underneath the ring, and pulls out a massive, 15-ft ladder, bigger then anything the WWE uses! Sandman throws the ladder into the ring, as he places Evenflow on another table. Sandman slides into the ring, grabs the ropes, and hits a springboard 450 splash, through Evenflow and the table outside of the ring!

Sandman grabs GN and suplexes him through another table! He brings GN and a table into the ring. Sandman drops GN stomach first on the top rope, so GN is hanging on the top rope, head in the ring. Sandman sets the table up, with only one legs standing, so the table part that is standing is under GN’s face. Sandman grabs the ropes from the inside of the ring, springboards up, and comes back with a twisting corkscrew legdrop, the Mondo Sledge, smashing GN face-first through the table! GN looks like he is dead, and as Sandman goes for a cover, Evenflow interrupts by nailing Sandman in the back with a chair!

 

Evenflow whips Sandman into the ropes, and as Sandman comes back, Evenflow backdrops him out of the ring, through a table! Evenflow has two tables bridged across the guardrail and the ring apron, as he brings Sandman on top of the tables. Again, holding his back, Evenflow manages to hit the Pillow Made O’ Concrete, as he and Sandman smash through both tables!

 

All three men are hurting, when Alison decides to get into the act. Alison has a table set up outside of the ring, as she drags GN to the outside. Placing GN on the table, Alison climbs onto the apron, plays to the crowd like Evenflow does, and jumps off, splashing GN through the table! Even though the move hurts her, she gets back up and plays to the crowd!

 

On the other side of the ring, Evenflow hits a Dirty Frank on Sandman, before throwing him back into the ring. Alison climbs back in, and has a table tossed into the ring. Evenflow climbs back in, as Alison sets the table up, as Evenflow asks her what she is doing. Alison responds by shoving her boyfriend and ordering Evenflow to place her brother on the table. Evenflow shrugs and rolls Sandman onto the table, as Alison climbs up top. However, GN manages to hop onto the apron and crotches Alison! Evenflow rushes GN and knocks him off the apron, through a table bridged against the guardrail!

This gives Sandman the opportunity to roll off the table. As Evenflow turns around, Sandman kicks him in the stomach. As Evenflow bends over, Sandman brings him into a powerbomb position. Sandman lifts Evenflow up, and hits the Messiah Bomb through the table! Sandman goes to cover, but Alison breaks it up by kicking Sandman in the head. An enraged Sandman shoves his sister down, to the outrage of the crowd!

Alison rolls onto the ring apron, as the crowd is ready to riot. Sensing that he can completely piss this crowd off, Sandman sets onto the ring apron, where his sister is. Bringing his sister up, he brings her to the powerbomb position. Lifting his sister up into a piledriver position, Sandman sets off the apron, piledriving Alison through a table! The enraged crowd is ready to tear Sandman’s head off!

 

GN makes his way back onto the ring apron, but Sandman powerbombs him off, through another table! Sandman grabs GN and brings him over to the announce table, and sets GN onto that table. Sliding back into the ring, Sandman sets up the 15 foot ladder, and begins to climb. Once he makes it to the top of the 15 foot ladder, Sandman plays to the crowd, as GN is almost 20 feet below Sandman. Taking a deep breath, Sandman jumps off the ladder, floating through air for nearly two seconds, and legdrops GN through the announce table! The impact looks like it has killed both men!

The crowd, angry as it may be, chants “Holy @#%$” after that last move. Evenflow, however, is conscious in the ring, and orders for three tables to be set up outside of the ring, in a mini-pyramid form. Evenflow, barely able to walk due to the pain in his back, grabs Sandman and tosses him onto the ring apron. Evenflow is somehow able to lift Sandman to the top rope, and climbs up himself. There, Evenflow, wincing in pain and barely able to breathe, hits a Hot In Herre DDT off the top rope, through the three tables at ringside!

 

All three men are dead, as Evenflow rolls onto Sandman. Even though it is not Falls Count Anywhere, the official decides to count anyways. 1…2….3!

 

Winner-EvenflowDDT at 10:24

Via-Hot In Here DDT through 3 tables.

 

EMT’s immediately come rushing down to check on all the people involved in the match. Both GN and Alison are stretchered out, as Alison has a neck brace put on her. Sandman and Evenflow are being checked upon, as Sandman, realizing that he has lost, snaps. He starts shoving away EMT’s, and starts punching Evenflow. Sandman lifts Evenflow over his shoulder, and gores him through a table bridged against the guardrail, further injuring Evenflow’s back!

 

However, Sandman isn’t done. Placing Evenflow in a fireman’s carry position, he carrys the unconscious victor over to the entranceway, under the VMTron. There, Sandman orders for six tables to be set up, in a pyramid fashion. Sandman disappears into the back, and returns with a massive jug. Sandman begins to dump the contents of the jug across the bottom two table levels, as the unmistakable scent of gasoline fills the arena!

Sandman grabs Evenflow, bring him back into a fireman’s carry position, and takes a hidden elevator to the top of the VMTron. There, Sandman drops Evenflow and stomps on him, before grabbing a massive burlap sack. Sandman rips the sack open, dips his hand in, and drops the contents of his hand off the tron, falling 30 feet onto the soaked table below. Thumbtacks his the ground, as the workers scramble for cover. Sandman dumps the entire sack, around 25,000 thumbtacks, onto the gasoline-soaked table, as security, workers, and the crowd move away from the bouncing tacks. Sandman grabs a book of matches, lights on match on fire, lights the entire book on fire, and drops the match book, which fall onto the top table, and lights all six! Sandman has created the Pyramid of Hell!

 

Sandman grabs Evenflow, who hits a low blow! Both men are wounded, and grapple with each other, jockeying for position, when, finally, BOTH MEN FALL OFF THE VMTRON THROUGH THE ENTIRE PYRAMID OF HELL! Workers rush the area with fire extinguishers, as EMT’s shift through the rubble, looking for survivors.

 

9:35

 

CWM vs. Greenmist

 

Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

("Replica" hits as GM makes his way down the aisle with his tag title. He is wearing a BPP t-shirt in honor of his fallen comrade.)

 

Finkel: Introducing first from Kyoto, Japan-Green Mist!

 

(GM gets in the ring as his music dies down. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" hits and CWM slowly makes his way down to ringside clutching his tire iron.)

 

Finkel: His opponent.....CWM!

 

(CWM slowly puts down the tire iron as he enters the ring. GM has not taken his eyes off of him the whole time. He runs straight at GM and hammers away. CWM is not getting in good shots as he seems preoccupied. After a short while of this, he runs back over to the corner with the tire iron and begins clutching it and rocking back and forth. He puts it down and runs at GM once more, but this time is met with a kick to the midsection and then a knee to the head. CWM is down. GM picks up CWM and tosses him into the corner. He hits a series of knife-edge chops. GM irish whips CWM to the opposite side, but CWM slides out of the ring and grabs his tire iron once more. He clutches it on the outside as GM climbs to the top rope. He waits for CWM and hits a corkscrew moonsault onto the outside. CWM has dropped the tire iron as GM rolls him back in the ring. He comes in with a slingshot legdrop and covers for 2. GM sets up CWM for the irish whip, CWM reverses, and GM looks for the handspring elbow, but CWM spears him from behind. CWM drops a knee on the lower back. He follows up with a backbreaker and lays GM face down on the mat. He comes off the second rope with a knee to the back and then applies a camel clutch. He holds it for a good half minute when GM starts to stand up. With CWM still on his back, GM falls backwards into a bridged pinning combination, but CWM gets out at 2. Back up, CWM retakes the advantage with a clothesline. He continues working on the back with various submissions. CWM looks for an atomic drop when GM floats behind him and hits a stiff kick to the back of the knee taking CWM down. GM runs off the ropes and hits a dropkick to the back. He covers for 2. GM drags CWM to the center of the ring. GM climbs to the top rope. He points in an unknown direction and hits BPP's Just Deadly. GM covers, but CWM kicks out at 2. As GM recovers, CWM rolls to the outside. He grabs the tire iron off the floor and rolls back in with it. He swings at GM with it, but the ref grabs it away. GM looks for a kick, but with the ref's back turned, CWM hits a low blow and a ddt. He covers as the ref turns around and gets the 3.

 

Finkel: Here is your winner, CWM!

 

As CWM is leaving with his tire iron, he points to the ring and some guys who appear to be security rush the ring as CWM leaves. They begin pounding away on GM. This continues for a while, when Generation Never begins hobbling down to the ring with a chair in hand. GN takes out a few, but eventually the numbers catch up. GM recovers and together, he and GN take out the majority of the security. One is left over. He is holding the chair GN brought down. He swings at GM, who ducks and spews the GREEN MIST~! GN follows up with his own RED MIST~! They double dropkick the guy through the ropes. GM and GN nod approvingly at each other. GM grabs his belt and leaves. GN follows after.

 

TheSoleSurvivor is backstage, and as he opens his locker…he finds a note.

 

"Now is your time, go to him."

 

World Title Rematch, NEXT!

 

9:45

 

Blackness…

James Earl Jones appears on the screen, with videos of various OaOasT superstars in the background.

 

Next Monday night, three men who have fought together will turn on themselves. Next Monday night, there will be no friendships. Next Monday night, the aWo fights itself for a chance at the greatest prize in the OaOasT, the World Championship. Who is to say they will ever be the same after their souls are ripped asunder?

 

 

World Title Rematch

Caboose vs. Zack Malibu

 

Before the match…footage is shown during the commercial break of Sandman and Alfdogg leaving the backstage area in a limo. Michael Cole catches up for some comments with the duo, but only Alfdogg talks.

 

Cole: Hey fellas, any comments on what Caboose said? And why are you leaving right now when he has a match.

 

Alfdogg: Caboose didn't want our help, and frankly, we didn't want to give it. BPP was the heart and soul of the Deadly Alliance. He took us in, he made me a champion, and he gave Sandman the opportunity to be a star. Now what? Because he lost to those piece of shits the aWo that the fans so love to cheer. Whatever. Caboose says he is in charge? Well, right now, as far as me and Sandie go, we're in charge of ourselves. We're Deadly, we're Aligned…and if Caboose has a problem with what we think The Deadly Alliance is…he can go polish his precious title, if you know what I mean. Sandman, let's go.

We cut back to the ring…

 

"This Means War" plays and Caboose comes out once again to massive boos. He jaws with a fan at ringside, spits on him, and slouches in the ring.

 

"Popular" blares and the fans erupt as Zack comes running down to the ring ala Warrior…looking to get it on, but the referee interludes and demands the bell be rung.

 

Caboose and Zack circle each other, just like last night. Caboose wants a test of strength, but Zack gives him a finger. He follows that up with a slap that knocks the spit from Caboose's mouth. Zack laughs as Caboose trembles…and snaps! Caboose tackles Zack and begins a fury of punches to the bridge of Zack's nose, quickly cutting the skin and painting Zack red.

 

The crowd is stunned at this violent display. Caboose knees Zack in the crotch and hits a stiff leg-drop. The ref counts the cover, but Zack kicks out in plenty of time. Caboose picks Zack up and whips him into the ropes, but Zack counters with a go-behind sleeperdrop into the Rings of Hollywood (Rings of Saturn)! Caboose pulls himself to the ropes and Zack breaks the hold…kicking Caboose on the way up.

 

Zack with a whip to Caboose, who ducks a clothesline coming but and leaps for a front forearm smash…but all the forearm catches is the heel of Zack's boot. SuperKick! Zack with a cover…only a 2!

 

The crowd lets out a groan and starts to chant for Zack. Caboose uses the ropes as leverage to pull himself up..and Zack clotheslines to the floor! The ref argues with Zack and successfully prevents Zack from going outside.

 

Caboose grabs something from under the ring, unbeknownst to both the referee and Zack…Caboose rolls back in and then falls, clutching his stomach…The ref checks on Caboose, but Zack will have no of it…At the last second…Caboose pulls the ref to block Zack's shot, and Caboose hits Zack with a concealed tire-iron! Zack is out and the crowd is livid.

 

Caboose with the cover…and the ref counts…1…2..no! Bill Watts has pulled the referee out and rings for the bell! Bill and the referee confer as Zack is rolled out of the ring by medics.

 

After conferring, Howard Finkel announces

 

HF: Due to the use of a foreign object, Caboose is disqualified from the match. Your winner is Zack Malibu. Additionally, Bill Watts would like to inform everyone that next Monday, there will be a no disqualification match for the World Title between Zack Malibu and Caboose. Mr. Watts would also like to announce that the special guest referee for that matchup will be…

 

Tony the Body!

 

The crowd pops and Caboose throws a fit as the screen fades to black.

 

Over-Run

 

 

::In the arena the lights go out and the Angleton shows a Nice Victorian style house. The camera pulls back to reveal CWM standing in front of the house with a can of Gas.::

 

CWM: Recognize this place AngleSault? I doubt you do since you never think of anyone but yourself. This is Your Parents house. And right now your parents are all tucked away for an afternoon nap. You know I never lived In a nice house, in a nice neighborhood.

 

I grew up living on the streets scrounging for food. I never knew a parents love. But you did Sault. Your parents loved you, and they still do. But do you ever visit them? No. Do you ever even send them a post card? No.

 

You don't deserve them AngleSault. you deserve to live like I had to. And you will live like I did. By the time I'm done, nowhere will be left for you to hide. No family or friends will be left to hide you. You'll be as alone as I was. Then you will begin to understand that I'm doing this for your own good.

 

::CWM picks up the gas canister and begins pouring it's content all over the front of the house. When he's done he pulls out a match, lights it, and throws it on the Gas. The Gas ignites and the house slowly begins to burn to the ground.::

 

::The camera fades out as CWM laughs::

 

::image pops up on the Angletron::

 

 

End of show.