Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I did. I went to work last night at the 7-11. A guy comes in and pulls a HUGE knife and demands all the money. So I gave it to him, as I pushed the Silent alarm with my foot. The Guy didn't make it half a block before he got caught. And the funny thing? He wore mo mask and was a REGULAR customer, that was in there EVERY night. What a moron.
Guest CanadianChick Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 well SOMEONE was high at the time...
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Maybe the guy with the knife was GHAST~! Actually, he probably would have killed you if it was.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Or threatened to. This guy just said "Or Else"
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Probably was CWM. How does one stick themselves up, rob themselves, and turn themselves in to get caught? Glad it wasn't a big deal and you're all right dude. I guess I always figured getting held up all the time was just a stereotype.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 He meant I was the one who was high Flow.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I guess you didn't have the time to offer him money in exchange for his knife, before holding a knife up to him and demanding the money
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 It was me, You Bastard. I held up the 7-11. I will be back, and I will take the Slurpee Machine.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 NEVER! That's my favourite part of 7-11. CWM- Stealing slurpees from his job.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 note to self: if ever compelled to rob a place, do it while yelling that I am the "Great Cornholio"
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Guess Who Got held Up? was it...papacita?
Guest DrTom Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I guess I always figured getting held up all the time was just a stereotype. It's definitely not a stereotype. I was help up three times back in the days when I worked overnight at a 7-11. Twice came at gunpoint (once with a shotgun, once with a snub-nose revolver) and once at knifepoint. Every time, I just handed over the money. I don't think any of the perps were ever caught, though, since the skinflint who owned the store really didn't care about catching them. His money was ensured (I never lost more than $35 dollars, and only then because the guy swiped the rolls of quarters and dimes I had just put in the drawer), which was really all he cared about.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I pronounce this man King of Asses. He does know about the alarm, right? Also, next time you should definatly take Rob's advice and buy the weapon off him, then hold him up.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Glad to hear everything went okay. CWM- can you get me a 7 Eleven shirt? I've looked for them everywhere. Those Bruisin Berry Slurpees ruled. I wish they'd bring them back.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 the tie die one? Fuck. i won't wear that when I'm WORKING. I put a jacket on over it.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 the tie die one? Fuck. i won't wear that when I'm WORKING. I put a jacket on over it. no, just like a t-shirt with the logo on it, or a polo shirt with logo. *turns HHH mode on* PLEASE-UH!
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Well at least you are okay CWM. Wouldn't want anything to happen to you
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Inconsiderate bastards, don't even check and see if the man is alright, do girls have the only concern? *Note: I'm only playing around*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Who's the note for? Afraid ME83 will get jealous? *flexes biceps*
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 The note was just so the guys know I was playing with the "inconsiderate bastards" part. Besides he doesn't get jealous
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 He should *flexes muscles again*
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Why should he be jealous?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 When A Stud like me is around he should be jealous. *flexes until he passes out*
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Don't hurt yourself flexing And besides he knows I'm his, thats why he doesn't worry
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Dude, if I ever robbed a 7-11, I think I would steal all of the scratch off lottery tickets, and not even bother with the cash register. Theres more money to be had in the tickets then there is in the cash register drawer.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Marvin: would you have your buddy in the get-a-way truck so you could also steal a dozen bags of chips and some drinks with those lottery tickets? Then, when you were arrested, you could claim that you were borrowing in bulk
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I am honestly glad to hear that you are okay CWM. Some of the stories you have posted about your town truly make me glad that I live in a place where there is pretty much a zero rate of crime or murder in my town. Hopefully you will go somewhere else where the possibility of a robber being arrested right outside of your house will be pretty low compared to where you live at now.
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