Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 CUE: Hatebreed's "Burial For The Living" in background NARRATOR Tonight from New York City, you will be 10 action packed matches. For the first time ever in OaOast history, you will see the King of the Deathmatch tournament. The X-Title can change hands in this tournament. 12 brave men have entered, but only one man will be able to claim they are the King of the Deathmatch & X-Title Champion. In the main event -- former friends, now bitter foes will do battle for the richest prize in the OaOast. The Champion, Anglesault takes on CobainWasMurdered. All that tonight at DOOMSDAY! CUE: "Burial For The Living" BOOM! The cameras pan over the sold out Madison Square Garden crowd as the PYRO goes off at the entrance ramp and ring posts. LIVE DOOMSDAY NEW YORK, NEW YORK JIM ROSS Live from New York, it's DOOMSDAY! Hi, again, everybody. Jim Ross -- Tony "The Body" at ringside to call tonight's event. TONY "THE BODY" What a night it will be, Jim Ross. We have the King of Deathmatch tournament as well as the battle for the OaOast Title between Anglesault and CWM. Personally, I can't wait. JIM ROSS Tony, what about this "huge surprise" that's supposed to go down tonight? Last week on the Intense Zone, you and Comissioner Big Poppa Popick came to blows with Zack being seen with blood in his hands. TONY I still belive BPP is somehow involved, maybe even with Zack. Then again, this ay be a hoax. Remember "The Mysterious One" was revealed to be Vince McMahon. Which was a huge let down to many. JIM ROSS Fans, tonight is going to be memorable. Sit back and enjoy. The King of Deathmatch tournament is up next. But before we go to the ring, we head backstage to Michael Cole, whose standing by with the Chairman of the Board of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts. MICHAEL COLE Thanks, Jim and Tony. I'm standing here with the Chairman of the Board of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts. Bill, your thoughts. BILL WATTS First off, Michael -- I'll like to thank our great fans at home for allowing us into their homes for this great pay-per-view event. And we hope you'll enjoy this event, then tune in Monday night for the Intense Zone. Michael, as you know, this whole "huge surprise" stuff has a lot of the OaOast family concerned. Like Tony said, this could be a hoax, or maybe an inside job or possibly a rival company invading. I won't name those federations whose first name starts with an S. However, this ordeal won't slow us down. With that said, let's hook 'em up! MICHAEL Back to you, Jim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 OaOasT X-Title King Of The DeathMatch: Opening Round The SuperStar vs. Naz Mistry vs. Thunder Kid JIM ROSS Fans, the opening match is a barbed wire boards and barbed wire baseball bat match. And this isn't for the weak at heart. TONY "THE BODY" JR, four massive boards are covered with half a mile of barbed wire each are in all four corners. A 34 inch, 34 ounce Louisville Slugger wrapped with the same barbed wire lies in the middle of the ring, ready to inflict pain upon all who feels its wrath. CUE: "Just Got Wicked" hits as The SuperStar makes his way out to the ring. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The opening round of the King of Deathmatch tournament is a triple threat barb wired boards and bat match. (Cheers and applause) "Just Got Wicked" stops playing CUE: Village People's "Macho Man" JIM ROSS What? TONY "THE BODY" Well, since Superstar has admitted to shaving his legs and liking it...there's no wonder he wants to be a macho man. But the Village People? That probably won't help his cause. You know, I hear legs aren't the only thing Superstar shaves. JIM ROSS Don't even go there. GARY Introducing first, the Superstar! JIM ROSS The ex-commissioner of the OAOMEF, and pro wrestler Bradshaw's favorite superstar -- no pun intended -- The SuperStar was the first X-Title champion, before losing it to Sandman9000. To win back his X-Title, SuperStar will have to win 3 deathmatches, starting with this one. CUE: "Chop Suey" GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA His opponent, one-half of the OaOastT Tag Team Champions, Naz Mistry! JIM ROSS Naz also has to defend the Tag belts against Masked Mystery Eskimo and Jingus tonight. TONY "THE BODY" JR, while it doesn't help Naz that he has to be in a deathmatch first, the other three have to suffer as well. CUE: "God of Thunder" GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Their opponents, Thunderkid! JIM ROSS TK, along with partner Reject, were responsible for the breakup of the Deadly Alliance. Now that they have defected to the OAOMEF, they may have to face Sandman or Alfdogg in this tournament. However, they have to escape the opening match. All three men are in the ring, looking at the barbed wire bat that is in the middle of the ring. The official, for some strange reason, checks all three men for weapons, then signals for the bell to be rung, starting off this King of the DeathMatch tournament! * DING * All three men circle each other, eyeing the barbed wire bat, but not wanting to make the first move/mistake. TK fakes at the bat, nearly causing Naz to bite and dive as well. SS finally decides to lung at the bat, causing Naz and TK to clobber him on the back. TK kicks the bat out of the way, as he and Naz both whip SS into the ropes. SS ducks a double clothesline, rebounds, and nails two clotheslines of his own! SS goes over to the back, but Naz hits him in the back when SS bends over to pick it up. Naz whips SS into TK, who tosses SS straight into the air, and lets him crash to earth. TK rushes at Naz, who lets TK pass, only for TK to hit a satellite headscissors as he reounds, taking Naz over! SS back up, and eats a roundhouse kick! TK is in control of this match. TK grabs the barbed wire bat, and places it in the middle of the ring. TK grabs Naz, whips him into the ropes, and goes for a hiptoss onto the bat, but Naz lands on his feet. Naz tries to DDT TK onto the bat, but TK blocks, and shoves Naz off, nearly into one of the barbed wire boards in the corner! TK rushes with a spear, but Naz sidesteps, causing TK to go headfirst into the barbed wire board, which doesn't give an inch! TK falls backwards, barbed wire caught in his hair! TONY "THE BODY" TK may be getting a hair cut he didn't expect. Behind Naz, SS grabs the barbed wire bat and uses it to hit a Russian Leg Sweep! While Naz is on the ground, holding his throat, SS nails TK across the back with the barbed wire bat! TK is on the ground, his back cut open and barbed wire stuck in his hair, while Naz is slowly climbing to his feet. SS grabs Naz by the mask, and hits a barbed wire bat-assisted neckbreaker! SS goes for a cover, 1…2….Naz kicks out. SS, partly out of frustration, drags the barbed wire bat along Naz's left arm, slicing up the flesh on Naz's bicep and tricep! Naz is on the ground, screaming in pain, while TK has finally picked all of the barbed wire out of his hair. He is standing when SS hits a big boot to the chest, knocking TK back into the barbed wire board! TK screams, as the barbed wire rips into the flesh on his back! SS grabs the bat, and starts to drive the end of the barrel into TK's stomach, giving him hell on both ends! JIM ROSS Right now there's some guy sitting at home drinking a beer going "that's rubber barb wire." Folks, that's real barb wire. This ain't Hollywood. Naz, bloody arm and all, makes the save by hitting SS from behind. SS drops the bat, which Naz picks up, jams into TK's stomach, and clobbers SS from behind! SS drops to the ground, holding his back, while Naz grates the bat into SS' forehead! SS screams in pain, as the jagged metal strips the flesh off of his face, letting the blood run free. JIM ROSS These young men are putting their bodies on the line. Naz drops the bat, and hits a belly-to-back suplex on SS, then a cover, 1…2…SS kicks out. TK has finally freed himself from the barbed wire board, as he runs and dropkicks Naz in the chest, while dropping into a senton on SS. TK picks up SS, and takes him over with a snap suplex. Naz runs the ropes, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but TK rolls under, as Naz crashes onto the canvas. TK picks Naz up, and whips him towards the barbed wire board, but Naz runs up the board and flips off, landing on his feet! Naz makes the mistake of posing for the crowd, as he turns and TK rushes in, SPEARING NAZ THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! JIM ROSS Good Lord! The crowd chants "Holy Shit" as TK tries to free himself yet again from the barbed wire board. SS decides to help by grabbing the bat and pounding on the back of the broken barbed wire board, driving the barbed further into the back of TK. SS throws down the bat and starts pulling at the broken piece of barbed wire board, trying to free the trapped combatants inside. TK finally falls backwards, as Naz's bloody torso is seen in the wreckage of barbed wire and wood. SS starts stomping away at the body of TK, who is trying to pull all of the barbs out of his body. SS picks TK up to his feet, and drills him with an inverted suplex. SS casually pulls TK to his feet and tosses him into another barbed wire board, which again doesn't break! SS slides to the outside and grabs two chairs, tossing them both into the ring. As SS slides into the ring, he is ambushed by Naz, who has finally freed himself from the barbed wire prison he was in. Naz tackles SS, punching and kicking him with all his might. TK is able to free himself from the barbed wire, and slides to the outside, where he begins to receive chairs from the crowd, and starts setting up two rows of open chairs, facing each other. Naz has the barbed wire bat across the chest of SS, and runs the ropes, nailing a standing somersault senton, driving the barbed wire into the chest of SS, opening up a nasty gash. Naz pulls a barbed wire board out of the corner, and passes it over the top to TK, who places it across all of the chairs on the outside. TK slides back into the ring, and starts stomping away on SS as well. Both men lift SS to his feet, and TK holds SS' arms back while Naz hits SS in the stomach with the barbed wire bat. With SS barely able to stand, both men whip SS into the ropes, and catch SS as he rebounds with a double overhead press, before tossing SS OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! SS writhes in the mess of wood and steel, his body twitching in pain, as the crowd loves it and screams for more! JIM ROSS The New York crowd is loving this. TONY "THE BODY" What can you say? New Yorkers are known as tough motherfuckers. Of course they'll love this. Hell, I am. JIM ROSS Ton', Would you ever consider being in these type of matches? TONY "THE BODY" And ruin my Hollywood looks? Hell no! I'd rather have Superstar shave my legs. As the official checks on SS on the outside, Naz takes TK down with a dropkick to the back of the knee. Naz grabs the leg, and goes for a dragon screw, but TK lands on his feet, and mule kicks Naz in his face! Naz is stunned, as TK runs the ropes and and grabs the stunned Naz, taking him over with a Tornado DDT! TK covers, 1…2….Naz kicks out. SS is trying to free himself on the outside, as TK is trying to put away Naz. TK grabs a chair and blasts Naz across the back, before nailing him on the back of the head with the chair. TK lifts Naz to his feet, lifts Naz into a fireman's carry position, and drops him on his head with a DVD! TK covers, 1…2…Naz kicks out. TK lifts Naz yet again, and takes him over with a gutwrench powerbomb. TK then springboards to the top rope, faces the ring, and lands a gorgeous Swanton Bomb! TK covers, 1…2…SS breaks up the cover with a shot from the barbed wire bat! The crowd BOOS, as SS places the bat on the mat and lifts TK up by his blood-soaked hair. SS hooks TK up, and drills him with STAR POWER II ON THE BARBED WIRE BAT! SS covers, 1…2….3! JIM ROSS TK is gone. Superstar and Naz are left. Whoever wins advances to the second round and will meet the winner of the Sandman vs. Jingus vs. GreenMist match. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETA Thunderkid has been eliminated. TK rolls out of the ring, as SS laughs and pokes at the body of Naz with his barbed wire bat. SS drops to his knees for a cover, but shakes his head and stands up. SS sets up the two chairs and pulls another barbed wire board out of the corner. SS bridges the barbed wire board across the two chairs, then pulls a bloody Naz up to his feet. SS sets Naz up for a powerbomb through the barbed wire board, but Naz reverses to a hurricarana, sending both men into the barbed wire board, knocking it off the chairs! Naz frees himself from the barbed wire almost immediately and knocks the chairs out of the way, so that the barbed wire board is flat on the ground, with SS nearly free. Naz dropkicks SS, knocking him back into the barbed wire board. Naz leaps onto the apron, then springboards and hits a massive legdrop, driving the back of SS' head into the barbed wire! Naz covers, 1…2…SS kicks out. Naz drags the barbed wire board and SS closer to the corner, and scales to the top. Naz checks his balance, salutes the crowd, and comes off with a shooting star press, nailing SS and driving him further into the barbed wire! Naz is unable to hold on for a pin, as he holds his left knee, which has a deep gash on it. SS isn't moving, as the SSP may have knocked him out. Naz finally crawls over to SS and covers, 1…2…SS kicks out. Naz stands, makes the throat slash taunt, and slowly climbs up to the top, his knee bothering him. Naz is taking a lot of time, as SS is pulling away at the barbed wire, unable to free himself. Naz steadies himself, plays to the crowd, and comes off with the 720 splash, only for SS to finally rip himself from the barbed wire board, and for Naz to come splashing down across it! Naz bounces off, barbed wire caught in his stomach. SS, bleeding heavily from the back where he ripped himself from the barbed wire board, pulls Naz to his feet. SS hooks Naz up and powerbombs him onto the barbed wire board and covers, 1…2…Naz kicks out! SS pulls Naz out of the barbed wire, hooks him up, and delivers Star Power onto the barbed wire board. SS starts to climb to the top, but stops. SS walks over to the other corner, grabs the last barbed wire board, and places it over the body of Naz, sandwiching him between the two barbed wire boards. SS slowly climbs to the top, plays to the crowd which boos feverishly, and comes off, nailing the SuperSplash, SANDWHICHING NAZ BETWEEN TWO BARBED WIRE BOARDS! The top board broken, SS climbs on top of it as the official counts, 1…2….3! * DING * DING * DING * DING JIM ROSS Superstar wins this crazy opening match. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The winner of the match and advancing to the second round, the SuperStar! JIM ROSS EMT's come to pulls Naz from his barbed wire prison. SS, his back and face a bloody mess, celebrates, even though he is only one step closer to regaining his OAOAST X-Title championship. He will face the winner of Sandman vs. Green Mist vs. Jingus, in what should defiantly be a hard match! FADE NARRATOR For ordering DOOMSDAY, send a copy of you cable or satellite bill to: DOOMSDAY Give Away P.O. 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Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 OAOAST X-Title King of the DeathMatch Tournament Round 1, Match 2 Sandman9000 vs. Green Mist vs. Jingus DeathCore Tables JIM ROSS Dozens upon dozens of tables are setup around the ring. Normal tables, barbed wire tables, thumbtack tables, lightbulb tables, and tables doused in lighter fluid are ready to be used in any way, shape or form. Falls also count anywhere around the arena as well. "Five Minutes Alone" GARY Introducing the OaOast X-Title Champion, the Sandman9000. The OAOAST X-Title champion, Sandman9000, comes down to the ring. Surprisingly, Sandman is not wearing or carrying the belt, even though this is his tournament. JIM ROSS Critics wondered why Sandman would volunteer to put the belt on the line in such a format, but people stopped trying to figure out Sandman's actions a long time ago. CUE: "Dawn of the Angry" One half of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions, Green Mist, make his way down to the ring. Mist's tag team partner, Naz Mistry, lost in his first round deathmatch, and this is Mist's chance to make up for it. However, Mist is in the ring against Sandman and Jingus, the two most dangerous people in this tournament. GARY: One half of the OaOast Tag Team Champions, Naz Mistry. CUE: "Verdi's Requiem" GARY JINGUS. Jingus stalks his way to the ring. People have been wanting to see Sandman and Jingus go at it for years. However, no one expected to see Mist in there as well. Also to Jingus' advantage, Jingus and Masked Mystery Eskimo have GM and Naz for the tag titles tonight. If Jingus is able to put a serious hurting to Mist, Jingus might walk away from Doomsday with TWO belts! The bell rings, as Sandman and Jingus stare holes through each other from opposite sides of the ring. GM comes over to Jingus, who flyswats Mist away, and resumes staring at Sandman. GM picks himself up, and goes over to Sandman, who kicks Mist in the stomach and throws Mist out of the ring. Sandman and Jingus walk to the middle of the ring, nose to chest, staring at each other. Mist breaks up the party by hitting a springboard dropkick, knocking down Sandman and staggering Jingus. Mist with a side kick to the leg of Jingus, which barely fazes the Devilman. Jingus growls and throws a clothesline, which Mist dodges easily. Sandman up and levels Mist with a clothesline, and turns into a big boot from Jingus. Sandman rolls out of the ring, where he thinks he is safe. Mist, however, climbs to the top rope, until Jingus grabs him from behind and tosses Mist down to the mat. Sandman throws a barbed wire table into the ring, while Jingus chops away at Mist in the corner. Sandman sets the barbed wire table up in the corner, until Jingus clobbers Sandman from behind. Jingus sets Sandman up for a powerbomb through the barbed wire table, until Mist hits Jingus from behind. Sandman and Mist begin to pound away against Jingus, trying to wear down the big man. Both men pull Jingus to his feet, and set him up for a double suplex. However, Jingus blocks, and suplexes both men! Both men are dazes, as Jingus nearly decapitates Mist with a big clothesline! Jingus presses Sandman over his head, then throws him like a lawn dart FACE FIRST THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE! Jingus casually climbs out of the ring and sets up a thumbtack table on the outside. Green Mist climbs to the top, and comes off with a plancha, which Jingus catches easily. Jingus thinks about slamming Mist through the thumbtack table, but changes his mind and press slams Mist back into the ring. Sandman, bleeding heavily from a gash on the top of his head, is trying to pull himself free of the barbed wire table. Jingus climbs back into the ring, grabs Sandman by his blood-soaked hair, and tosses him over the ropes, out of the ring, THROUGH THE THUMBTACK TABLE! Sandman is down on the outside, picking the sharp objects out of his body, while Jingus is in complete control of this match. Mist runs the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick, which Jingus easily no-sells. Jingus lifts Mist, and hits a sloppy one-armed Judo slam. Jingus pulls a normal table into the ring, and sets it up. Jingus lifts Mist to his feet, then drills him with a Hellbuster through the table! Jingus covers, 1…2…Sandman comes off the top with a corkscrew moonsault to break up the count. Sandman slides out of the ring, grabs a chair, and slides back in. Jingus is up, and Sandman destroys the chair over Jingus' skull with a sickening shot which actually staggers the big man. Mist tries to stand, or until Sandman clobbers him with a chair shot as well. Sandman blasts Jingus over the head with the chair as well, which knocks Jingus back against the ropes. Sandman drops the chair and rushes in, hitting Jingus with a cross-body, sending both men out of the ring, through a normal table! Both men are slow to get up until Mist, who has also been busted open, comes charging in with a somersault plancha over the ropes, taking out both men! Mist climbs onto the guardrail to celebrate, until Jingus grabs Mist and lifts him up into a powerbomb position, slamming him THROUGH A THUMBTACK TABLE! Mist screams in pain, as even his t-shirt couldn't save him from being pierced by the tacks. Sandman grabs a lightbulb table, and hurls it at Jingus, the glass shattering over Jingus' back! Jingus turns, grabs a piece of broken bulb, crushes it in his hand, and rushes at Sandman. Sandman, however, ducks and backdrops Jingus through a BARBED WIRE TABLE! Jingus growls in a mixture of pain and anger, as he tries to free himself from the barbed wire. Sandman sets up two barbed wire tables next to each other, and has the workers set a lightbulb table on top of the two barbed wire tables. Sandman grabs Mist by the hair and pulls him up to his feet, rolling Mist onto the apron. Sandman climbs into the ring, saying that he will somehow hit the sunset flip powerbomb combo through all three tables, until Jingus climbs into the ring and blasts Sandman with a clothesline as Sandman runs the ropes. Jingus tosses Sandman towards Mist, who kicks Sandman in the head, staggering him. Mist goes for a sunset flip, but Sandman blocks. That's the wrong move, as Mist flips back up and turns the move into the Tarantula! With Sandman helpless, Jingus produces Mr. Pogo's sickle! Jingus grabs Sandman's right arm, and starts to carve into the flesh and muscle, as Sandman screams in pain! Jingus finally drops the sickle, as Mist lets go of the tarantula. Sandman rolls onto the apron, holding his arm. Jingus swings at Mist, who ducks and kicks Jingus in the temple. Jingus is stunned, as Mist sets Jingus up for a brainbuster out of the ring, through the lightbulb and barbed wire tables! Jingus blocks, and lifts Mist for a suplex back into the ring. Sandman hits Jingus in the stomach, who drops Mist back onto the apron. Sandman and Mist hook Jingus up, and hits a double-brainbuster on Jingus OUT OF THE RING, THROUGH THE LIGHTBULB AND BARBED WIRE TABLES! All three men are in the wreckage of wood, barbed wire and glass, as even Jingus is starting to bleed from the arms now. Sandman is down, holding his bloody arm. Mist tosses a lighter fluid-soaked table into the ring, and grabs a lighter from an OAOAST worker. Mist grabs Sandman by the hair and throws him into the ring as well. Mist sets the table up, and lights in on fire! Mist grabs Sandman, and sets him up for a Brainbuster through the flaming table! However, Sandman blocks with punches to the stomach, and frees himself, as Jingus climbs into the ring. Jingus grabs Mist's head, and delivers a vicious CLAWSLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! Mist rolls around on the mat, trying to extinguish his burning t-shirt. Sandman rushes at Jingus, who presses Sandman over his head and throws him out of the ring, through a normal table. Jingus grabs Mist, lifts him up for a DevilBomb, and puts him out of his misery, 1…2….3! GARY GreemMist has been eliminated. Finally, a matchup that many have been looking forward to, Sandman vs. Jingus. However, Jingus is still looking strong, despite the blood that is flowing out of his arms. Sandman, however, is bleeding heavily from the head and the arm, and has just been thrown through a table from the ring. Sandman is trying to get to his feet, when Jingus climbs out of the ring, lifts Sandman up, and casually Clawslams him THROUGH A LIGHTBULB TABLE! Jingus, enjoying himself way to much, lifts Sandman up and slams him THROUGH A BARBED WIRE TABLE! Sandman is in a world of pain and hurt, as all parts of his body are injured in one way or another. Jingus again lifts Sandman up, and tosses him THROUGH A THUMBTACK TABLE! Even more sharp objects penetrating the opened skin of Sandman, wounds inside of wounds. Jingus, who almost looks like he has a smile on his face, lifts Sandman's bloody carcass up and starts carrying him down the aisle, towards the entranceway. There, Jingus hits a powerslam on Sandman onto the concrete, then lifts Sandman up and tosses him through a table with electrical equipment on it. Jingus starts grabbing lighter-fluid soaked tables, and sets up three of them, side by side by side. Jingus lifts Sandman up, and slams him again on the concrete. Jingus tosses Sandman into the set, which breaks parts off. Jingus grabs two more lighter-fluid tables, and stacks them on top of the other three lighter fluid tables. Jingus grabs a barbed wire table and a lightbulb table, and places them on top of the two lighter-fluid tables, but doesn't set them up. Jingus grabs Sandman, and delivers the DevilBomb on the concrete! The crowd gasps, as the sound of Sandman's skull bouncing off the concrete is audible around the arena! Jingus lifts Sandman body, and drags it towards the massive structure of tables he has set up. Jingus sets the barbed wire table on top of the two lighter fluid tables, and starts dragging Sandman up the structure. Jingus climbs on top of the two lighter fluid tables, and tries to drag Sandman up, but Sandman is just dead weight. Jingus is able to pull Sandman on top of the two lighter fluid tables, but pauses for a minute, catching his breath and checking his wounded arms. This gives Sandman the chance he was waiting for, as Sandman produces a metal piece of the set and nailing Jingus in the groin! Jingus howls in pain, as Sandman hits Jingus in the groin four more times with the piece of metal. Jingus falls onto the barbed wire table, holding his groin, in obvious pain. Sandman grabs the lightbulb table, and places it upside down, so that the bulbs are against Jingus! Sandman folds the legs against the table, then climbs down from the structure and starts to climb up the set! Sandman climbs until he is about 30 feet in the air, looking down on the structure of tables. Sandman pulls a book of matches from his pocket, lights one match, the lights the entire book, and drops it down, so that it falls onto one of the lighter fluid tables on the bottom, which ignites the other four! Sandman has created the PYRAMID OF HELL V2.0!!!! Sandman looks down at the flaming mess, thinks about what he is about to do, takes a deep breath, and jumps, freefalling before SMASHING ONTO THE UPSIDE TABLE AND DRIVING JINGUS THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE AND FLAMING TABLES! THE CROWD GOES INSANE! OAOAST workers rush in with fire extinguishers and put out the blaze, looking to see if there are any survivors left. The official sees Sandman on top of Jingus, with Jingus' shoulders down, and he counts, 1….2….3! * DING * DING * DING * DING GARY The winner, and advancing to the next round, Sandman9000. Sandman is helped to his feet by the workers, and assisted back to the locker room. The workers try to dig Jingus out of the wreckage of burnt wood, glass, and barbed wire. Jingus is slowly stirring, as workers help Jingus to his feet. Jingus suddenly snaps to, realizes what has just happened, and throws the workers aside! Jingus smashes the table remains, and stalks back into the locker room. FADE COMMERICAL ENTER a tub filled with water, which the Superstar is sitting in. SUPERSTAR Hello. Ever wondered how I keep like legs oh so smooth? Well, now, thanks to Unmanly, Inc., you to can get smooth legs by applying this apple pie smelling cream on your legs. Superstar RUBS the cream on his legs, then grabs a razor-blade and starts shaving his left leg. SUPERSTAR Wow. I like it. That looks and feels Unmanly. "Unmanly Smooth Legs" that is. Superstar BLOWS a kiss at the camera VOICE OVER Unmanly Smooth Legs. Your Dad may think you're unmanly, but nothing beats having smooth legs. Now available at the store on top of the mountain, that way if friends or family see you buying it, you can jump off the mountain. Surgeon General's Warning Excessive use may cause feminine feelings in men Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 JIM ROSS Fans, we're sorry you couldn't hear commentary on the last match. We had some audio trouble. We hope to have that corrected. Opening Round: OaOast X-Title King of the DeathMatch Tournament Carpet Tack Strips and Bed of Mousetraps Angle-Plex vs. EvenflowDDT vs. Reject JIM ROSS Around the ring, stuck in between the ring ropes, are tiny piece of wood with two-inch nails in them. About 100 or so of those dangerous carpet tack strips are around the ring, ready to inflict pain on whomever is sent into them. Also, a bed with about 50 mousetraps is in the middle of the ring, set to snap at the slightest impact. CUE: "Smack My Bitch Up" Angle-Plex makes his way down to the ring. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The King of the Deathmatch tournament continues! Introducing first, Angle-Plex! (Crowd BOOS) JIM ROSS AP also has a shot at the newly named North American title tonight, the former U.S. TV title, which is held by Big Poppa Popick, who is also in this tournament. AP could potentially walk away from Doomsday with two belts. TONY The North American title has been merged so many times that the FCC may need to get involved to block another merger. CUE: "True Faith" EvenflowDDT makes his way down to the ring. Along with him, as always, is his girlfriend, Alison. GARY His opponent, beling lead to the ring by Alison, EvenflowDDT! TONY "THE BODY" JR, Evenflow hasn't been the same since his last deathmatch, the 200 lightbulbs match with Sandman9000 from Ashes II Ashes. It's unknown how Evenflow will do in this situation. CUE: "One of a Kind" Reject SPRINTS his way to the ring. Reject doesn't even bother waiting for the bell, as he slides into the ring and attacks Evenflow, knocking him into the corner. The official signals for the bell... * DING * As AP comes over as well, as both men work over Evenflow in the corner. AP moves the bed of mousetraps out of the way, as Reject whips Evenflow across the ring, into the corner. AP with a short-arm clothesline, and Reject comes rushing in and hits a nasty dropkick to the chest of Evenflow. JIM ROSS AP throws some vicious right hands to the temple of Evenflow, looking to take him out early. Reject is back up, and throws a forearm to the back of AP. Reject spins AP around and hits some more forearms. Reject looks to whip AP, but AP reverses the whip and sends Reject back-first into the carpet tack strips that are in between the ring ropes! Some of the strips crack, as Reject falls to his knees, in obvious pain. AP resumes hammering Evenflow in the corner. AP drags the bed of mousetraps back to the middle of the ring, and brings Evenflow towards the board. AP scoops up Evenflow, who begins to fight and kick with all of his might. Evenflow slips out from behind AP, who spins to face Evenflow, only to be bulldogged by Reject! Reject starts stomping away at AP, while Evenflow moves the bed of mousetraps out of the way again. Reject sees Evenflow, and comes over and kicks Evenflow directly in his thigh! Evenflow holds his leg in pain, while Reject whips Evenflow across the ring, into the tack strips! Evenflow tries to fall to the mat, but one of the strips are stuck in his shirt, and won't let go! Reject stalks Evenflow, or until AP rushes across the ring and clotheslines the shit out of Reject, knocking him into a 450 sell! Reject is on all fours, while AP grabs one of the tack strips from the ropes and brings it down across the back of Reject! The tack strip breaks in two, with Reject rolling around on the mat in pain, with blood beginning to flow from the holes in his back. JIM ROSS What a graphic sight. Evenflow comes walking across the ring, as AP grabs him and tosses Evenflow again into the tack strips! This times, Evenflow is stuck in between the top and middle ropes, with the broken tack strips holding him up! AP takes a few steps backwards, and dropkicks Evenflow, knocking him through the tack strips and out of the ring! Evenflow's arms are all messed up, as the poor bastard is in trouble outside of the ring. Back in the ring, AP again moves the bed of mousetraps into the ring. AP pulls Reject to his hair, spins him around, and delivers a vicious German suplex into the bed of mousetraps! Reject screams in pain, as the traps pin his skin, his fingers, his hair, anything it can grab a hold of! AP grabs one of the mousetraps, and slams it across the head of Reject, who shrieks in pain! AP pulls a tack strip from the ropes, and begins to rake it across the forehead of Reject! The crowd groans, as blood begins to flow from the face of Reject, who is desperately trying to stop the pain. AP finishes raking the tack strip across Reject's face, places it against his back, and kicks it, as the tack strip sticks into Reject's back! JIM ROSS Oh. How do they do it? Why do they did it? Evenflow slides back into the ring, and approaches AP. AP sees him however, and as Evenflow comes near, grabs another tack strip and brings it down over the head of Evenflow! The tack strip snaps, as Evenflow crumbles to the ground, holding his skull! AP grabs a mousetrap, and snaps it on the hand of Evenflow! Evenflow holds his hand in agony, trying to pull the mousetrap off, while AP grabs another tack strip and starts raking it across the face of Evenflow! Evenflow screams in pain as well, as his flesh is opened by the razor-sharp tacks. JIM ROSS That isn't meant to be used on humans! AP is interrupted by Reject, who blasts AP across the back with a carpet tack strip! AP spins in pain, until Reject scoops up AP and slams him into the bed of mousetraps! AP begins to shriek in obvious pain, as Reject springboard to the top rope in the corner! Reject points at AP, and comes off looking for the Five Star Frog Splash, but AP moves and Reject crashes into the bed of mousetraps! Reject bounces up, mousetraps caught on his stomach, looking like he has never experienced such pain before! AP pulls some tack strips from the ropes and lies them on the canvas. AP comes over and drags a bloody Reject to his feet. AP hooks Reject up, and delivers an Angle-Plex onto the tack strips! Reject sits up, the tack strips stuck in his back! AP quickly strikes, turning Reject over onto his stomach and applying the Ankle Lock! Reject tries to fight it, but ultimately succumbs to the pain and taps out! GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Reject has been eliminated. Evenflow, bleeding from the face and from the arms, pulls himself to his feet in a corner. AP takes a minute to pull some mousetraps from his body, and stalks Evenflow. Soon as Evenflow turns around, AP is there with massive right hands. Evenflow has already been softened up, and is primed to be killed. However, AP could take this opportunity to send a message to BPP! AP brings Evenflow out of the corner, and whips him towards the ropes. Out of desperation, of instinct, of whatever he has left in the tank, Evenflow reverses and sends AP crashing into the tack strips! AP stays against the ropes, screaming in pain as the tacks penetrate the soft flesh of his back. Evenflow brings himself back to his feet, and sees AP in obvious pain. Evenflow hesistates for a moment, but comes over to AP and pulls him free of the tack strips. Evenflow brings AP towards the bed of mousetraps, and delivers a snap suplex into the bed, into whatever mousetraps are left! AP screams in pain as the mousetraps have again made their mark. Evenflow wipes the blood from his eyes, as Alison slides a chair in from ringside. Evenflow, finally starting to get into the match, brings the chair down across the skull of AP! AP rolls over to his stomach, so Evenflow pulls some tack strips from the ropes, places them across the back of AP, and nails the strips with the chair, driving the tacks into the back of AP! AP and the crowd yell in pain, as the strips are embedded into the back of AP! Evenflow pulls the strips out of AP's back, as blood flows from the holes that were created. Evenflow brings AP over to the bed of mousetraps, even though there are only a few mousetraps left. Evenflow grabs a mousetrap from the bed, and snaps it on AP's balls! Every male member of the crowd screams with AP, as he tries to pull the mousetrap from his groin, without hurting himself more then necessary! Alison slides another chair into the ring, as Evenflow bridges the bed of mousetraps across the two chairs. Evenflow goes around the ring and collects the remaining carpet tack strips, and places them into the bed as well. Evenflow grabs AP by the hair, who has finally pulled the mousetrap from his groin, and sets him up for the A Moment Like This DDT, but AP counters with elbows to the stomach, and a low blow, redemption from the mousetrap. AP sets Evenflow up, and hits a powerbomb through the bed of mousetraps and carpet tack strips, as wood and blood flies everywhere! JIM ROSS Watch out, Ton'. You may like being close to the action, but it's a war zone out here. TONY "THE BODY" In the OaOast, every night is a war zone. And I love it. That's why we're the leaders in parody e-fed entertainment. AP prepares to pin Evenflow, when Big Poppa Popick comes flying down the aisle with his North American belt! BPP slides into the ring as AP turns around, right into a massive belt shot that nearly takes AP's head off! The crowd is going crazy, as BPP pulls AP to his feet, who has a cut on his head from the belt shot. BPP sets AP up, and drills him with the FALLEN ANGEL! BPP pulls Evenflow out of the wreckage of wood, as Evenflow is bleeding heavily from the back. BPP places Evenflow on top of AP, while the official counts, 1…2….3! * DING * DING * DING * GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The winner of the match, EvenflowDDT! TONY "THE BODY" AP was screwed. Popick had no right being out here-- JIM ROSS That's too damn bad. 'Flow advances to the semi-finals to meet the winner of oddly enough, BPP vs. Eskimo vs. the former World Champion, Alfdogg. BPP helps Evenflow to the back. TONY "THE BODY" BPP was the one who made a statement in this matchup that he wasn't even in! But, Jim, what will happen later tonight in the North American title match between AP and BPP! Or in BPP's deathmatch, which is up soon against 'Flow! Don't forget, it was months ago at the Great Angle Bash that BPP turned on the In Crowd and cost Evenflow the title. COMING SOON CUE: aWo porno music SLAM JAM: The Music of the OaOast April 1, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 OAOAST X-Title Opening Round King of the DeathMatch Tournament, Match 4 Alfdogg vs. Big Poppa Popick vs. Masked Mystery Eskimo Barbed Wire Ladder and Bed of Thumbtacks JIM ROSS An eight-foot ladder, wrapped from top to bottom with razor-sharp barbed wire, is opened up at the end of the entrance way, available for any competitor to use. Unlike other barbed wire ladders, this one has the two legs wrapped individually, so that the ladder is able to be opened up. Also, a bed with roughly 10,000 thumbtacks is in the middle of the ring, awaiting the unfortunate soul who falls in. CUE: "The Wall" Former OAOAST World Champion, Alfdogg, makes his way out to a MASSIVE CHEERS. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Introducing first, Alfdogg! JIM ROSS Alf lost the World title to CWM at Excessive Force, and has disappeared ever since losing an X-Title match to Sandman. This is Alf's big return match, and a chance for vengeance against those who have gone against him. CUE: "Sweetness" OAOAST North American champion, Big Poppa Popick, makes his way down to the ring. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA His opponent, the OaOast North American Champion, Big Poppa Popick! JIM ROSS BPP, despite the fact that he has to defend his North American title against Angle-Plex later tonight, decided to enter the KODM tournament, in the hopes of walking out of Doomsday with a second belt. BPP also has scores to settle with Alfdogg and Masked Mystery Eskimo. CUE: "Ice Ice Baby" the Masked Mystery Eskimo makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Their opponents, the Masked Mystery Eskimo! TONY "THE BODY" JR, it should be noted Derek the Fish is not present, as MME does not want him in such an environment. Remember Derek got burned during the inferno match a few months back. JIM ROSS MME broke away from the OAOAST with a group of other workers and founded the OAOMEF. If MME is able to take the X-Title, it will be a major blow to the OAOAST. The three men stand across from each other, the bed of thumbtacks in the middle. The official calls for the bell... * DING * As the three men circle the ring. BPP is first to strike, as he locks up with MME and backs him into the corner. BPP hits a hard chop to the chest of MME, as Alf comes over. MME stares hard at BPP and chops him back. Alf shoves MME back into the corner and chops him. MME chops back at Alf, but is chopped by BPP. BPP chops MME again, then Alf hits a chop of his own. BPP stares at Alf, then chops MME again. Alf quickly responds with another chop to the chest of MME, who is dazed in the corner. BPP and Alf get into each other's faces and start talking trash. Alf breaks the stalemate by chopping BPP, who responds with a chop of his own. The two trash chops again, until MME hits chops to the chest of both men. Alf and BPP look at each other, grab MME by the arms, and deliver a double hiptoss INTO THE BED OF THUMBTACKS! The crowd roars as MME wiggles around, his back punctured by the thousands of thumbtacks! JIM ROSS I know I sound like a broken record, Ton' -- TONY "THE BODY" You do. JIM ROSS But I wonder why these guys put their lives on the line doing these types of matches. BPP and Alf exchange punches, as MME picks himself up and picks tacks out of his back. Alf gets the upper hand, and whips MME into the ropes, hitting BPP with a powerslam as he rebounds. Alf pulls BPP up and hits a snap suplex and floats over into a cover, 1…2…BPP kicks out. Alf stomps at BPP, then rushes over and knocks MME into the corner. Alf climbs up onto the second rope and starts firing away with the turnbuckle punches, as the crowd counts along, 1…2….3….4…..5…..6…..7..BPP comes over and hooks Alf up for a powerbomb, then walks forward and POWERBOMBS ALF INTO THE THUMBTACKS! Alf screams in pain as the unforgiving steel tacks bite into his flesh! TONY "THE BODY" I guess the good thing is, Alf can pin himself to a wall now. MME thanks BPP for his help by clobbering him from behind, as BPP narrowly avoids falling into the tacks himself. MME picks BPP up by his hair and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. MME lifts BPP up and throws him out of the ring. MME taunts BPP, then turns around to be clotheslined out of the ring by Alf, whose momentum takes him over the top to the outside as well! BPP is on his feet first, as he grabs a chair from the timekeepers table. BPP winds up, looking for crack MME with the chair, but MME moves as BPP rushes, and Alf narrowly avoids being drilled by the chair as BPP misses and hits the ring post instead. Both Alf and MME hits punches to the ribs and face of BPP, then both men whip BPP into the guardrail, as BPP hits the steel hard. Alf makes the mistake of turning his back on MME, who grabs the chair and belts Alf across the back with it, knocking the tacks even further into Alf's skin! Alf drops to his knees as MME throws the chair at BPP, catching BPP in the face! BPP drops to the ground, holding his face, as MME picks Alf up by his hair and starting bringing him around ringside. MME tries to whip Alf into the standing barbed wire ladder, but Alf reverses the whip. MME is able to save himself by baseball sliding under the ladder. However, once MME stands and turns, Alf dropkicks the standing ladder into MME's face, sending the Eskimo flying! Alf grabs the barbed wire ladder, folds it up, and props it against the ring apron. Alf picks MME up by his hair, and whips MME into the barbed wire ladder, MME crashing face first into the steel and barbed wire, and staying against the ladder. Alf grabs the back of MME's head and starts raking it against the ladder, as the barbed wire slices open MME's face! Alf is interrupted as a bloody BPP, opened up from the chair shot from MME, swings that same chair at Alf, again driving the thumbtacks further into Alf's back! Alf falls to the ground, as MME pulls away from the barbed wire ladder, blood gushing from his forehead. BPP hits MME in the stomach with the chair for good measure, then starts tossing everything into the ring. Alf, MME, the barbed wire ladder, and the chair are all slid into the ring. As BPP himself finally comes into the ring, Alf and MME double team him by the ropes, before whipping BPP across the ring, and catching him as he rebounds with a DOUBLE FLAPJACK INTO THE THUMBTACKS! BPP bounces out of the bed, with tacks stuck in the stomach and arms! JIM ROSS We said this wouldn't be for the weak of heart. BPP cringes by the ropes, as Alf clobbers MME from behind. Alf sets MME up for a T-Bone suplex into the tacks, but MME counters with elbows. MME ducks behind Alf and sets him up for a Killer Whale Plex into the tacks, but Alf counters with a mule kick, hitting MME low. With MME stunned, Alf rushes and hits a SUNSET FLIP INTO THE TACKS, BOTH MEN HURTING, 1…2…MME kicks out! BPP, having pulled some of the tacks out of his arms, interjects himself back into the match by slamming the barbed wire ladder across the back of Alf as Alf gets out of the bed of tacks. BPP shoves Alf into the corner and hits several strong kicks to the stomach, then grabs the barbed wire ladder and throw it at Alf, catching Alf in the face and stomach, as the barbed wire sticks to him! BPP picks MME up out of the bed of tacks, and whips him into the ladder and Alf, as the barbed wire ladder is sandwiched between both men! MME falls backwards, as the barbed wire ladder falls out of the corner on top of him! Alf then falls forward, splashing the barbed wire ladder and MME, which counts as a cover, 1…2…MME kicks out. BPP, in control of this match, pulls Alf off the ladder and smashes it with the chair, as MME screams in pain! BPP starts to taunt MME, as he doesn't seem Alf regaining his senses behind him. BPP drops the chair, and this gives Alf the opening he needs. Alf rushes BPP, locks on a full nelson, and delivers a RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX INTO THE TACKS! BPP ends up face down in the bed of tacks, with tacks stuck all around his head! MME, bleeding heavily from the face, hits Alf from behind with the barbed wire ladder. MME tosses the ladder out of the way and lifts Alf up to the top rope. MME climbs up, as both men begin jockeying for position. Both men work their way up to the second rope, where Alf knocks MME off, MME narrowly missing the thumbtacks. MME is right back up, and as Alf climbs to the top, MME jumps onto the second rope, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPERPLEX INTO THE BED OF THUMBTACKS! Alf screams in pain, as even more tacks are driven into his body, even more holes in places where there should not be holes! BPP is slowly trying to stand and pick the tacks out of his head at the same time. MME grabs BPP from behind and delivers a BLIZZARD BOMB INTO THE THUMBTACKS! BPP is again in a world of pain, as even more tacks are stuck in his skin. MME tries covering both BPP and Alf at the same time, 1…2…Both men kick out. MME rolls Alf and BPP out of the tacks, and tries to think of some way to pin both of these men. MME picks up Alf, and spikes him with an Igloo DDT. BPP is trying again to stand, but a Penguin kick ends that idea. MME with a cover on Alf, 1..2….Alf kicks out, MME covers BPP, 1…2…kickout. MME pounds the mat, frustrated at the lack of a three count. MME gets into the face of the official, who tries to stand up to MME. MME fails to notice that Alf is recovering, and is almost to his feet. MME turns around as Alf strikes, delivering an AA SPINEBUSTER INTO THE THUMBTACKS! MME looks like he is out of it, as even more tacks enter his body! JIM ROSS Shades of Arn Anderson. TONY "THE BODY" That looked like "the Out of Body Experience" to me. BPP starts to stand, as Alf opens up the barbed wire ladder in the corner. BPP pulls MME out of the bed of tacks by his bloody hair, as Alf begins to climb the barbed wire ladder. BPP delivers a FACING FULL NELSON CHOKEBOMB INTO THE THUMBTACKS, as Alf reaches the top of the ladder, poses for the crowd, and comes off with the FIVE STAR ALF SPLASH, HITTING MME IN THE BED OF THUMBTACKS! Alf covers the dead MME, 1…2…..3! GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The Masked Mystery Eskimo has been eliminated. BPP jumps onto Alf, attacking him as MME rolls out of the ring. BPP with several vicious forearm shots to the back of Alf's skull, pounding some of the tacks even further into Alf's body. BPP grabs the barbed wire ladder, folds it up, and slams it down hard across the back of Alf. BPP pulls Alf to his feet, and takes Alf over with a belly-to-belly suplex. BPP goes to the top rope, plays to the crowd, and comes off with a legdrop, but Alf moves and there is no one home for BPP! BPP bounces to his feet, holding his leg in pain, while Alf grabs BPP from behind and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TACKS, HOLDING THE BRIDGE, 1…2….BPP KICKS OUT! Alf slams the mat out of frustration, then yells "That's it!" to the crowd. Alf lifts BPP out of the bed of tacks, and throws him with a T-Bone suplex. BPP lands near the ropes and tries to pull himself to his feet, when Alf pulls BPP to his feet and delivers a DVD. Alf, not finished, pulls BPP up to his feet again, lifts BPP into the torture rack position, and delivers THE MOTHERFUCKING BURNING HAMMER INTO THE THUMBTACKS! ALF COVERS, 1…2….BPP KICKS OUT OF THE BURNING HAMMER INTO THUMBTACKS! JIM ROSS I think I'm going to be sick. Alf can't believe it, as he goes after the official in a mad frenzy. Alf then grabs the barbed wire ladder and pounds the crap out of BPP with it. Alf covers BPP again, 1…2….BPP kicks out once more! Alf lifts the bed of tacks and dumps the contents onto BPP's fallen body. Alf kicks the tacks around the ring, and tosses the bed to the outside, so that thumbtacks are now all over the ring. With a majority of the thumbtacks on BPP's body, Alf sets the ladder up and begins to climb. As Alf reaches the sixth rung, tacks and blood all over his body, BPP begins to stir. Alf reaches the top of the ladder, just as BPP starts to pull himself up using the ladder. Alf climbs back down to the sixth rung as BPP, whether out of guts or foolishness, starts to climb the ladder! Both men meet around the fifth rung, with Alf scoring a majority of the punches. Both men are woozy and looking to avoid falling into the thumbtack covered ring, when AP rushes the ring with a chair! AP climbs onto the apron, steps into the ring, and shoves the ladder over, as both BPP and Alf fall off the ladder, hit the ring ropes, and fall backwards into the thumbtack covered ring! The crowd boos frantically, as AP picks BPP up and destroys him with a vicious chair shot that dents the chair and K.O.'s BPP. AP looks happy with his work, when he suddenly picks Alf up and drops him on his skull with the Angle-Plex into the thumbtacks! AP, holding his back from the earlier punishment and the thumbtacks, rolls BPP onto Alf? AP exits the ring as the official counts, 1…2….3! * DING * DING * DING * GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The winner of the match, Big Poppa Popick! JIM ROSS AP is seen grinning as he walks backwards up the mat, holding up two fingers. BPP is slowly stiring, unsure of exactly what happened to him. Whatever it means, the North American champion has advanced to face EvenflowDDT in the next round, but BPP also has to defend his North American title against Angle-Plex as well! Maybe that is why AP helped BPP advance, instead of costing him the match! Fans, our next match is going to be for the OaOast Tag Team Titles. Before we go back to the ring -- take a look at this. 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Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 JIM ROSS I understand something has happened backstage. We've dispatched a camera... Cameras go to the back as Greenmist and NazMistry's music fires up with the competitors coming out. They find their locker room a mess, blood spilled on the chairs and towels. CUE: "Ice Ice Baby" the Masked Mystery Eskimo along with the DevilMod Jingus come walking out, but they are quite confident. Laughing actually. As they enter the ring, the AngleTron shows the OaOasT officials entering the lockerroom of the tag team champs. Bill Watts enters as well, and has a grim visage on his face. Jingus grabs a mike. JINGUS Hey Bill! How are we supposed to win your tag team titles when your boys don't even show up? MASKED MYSTERY ESKIMO Really..Bill? I mean, it's COLD! The two laugh and start badgering the referee to start a 10 count. The Angletron still shows Watts back in the lockerroom, this time picking up something from one of the towels… He stares through the Angle-Tron at the two OaOMEF wrestlers. BILL WATTS Isn't this nail…one of yours Jingus? He holds it up to the camera as Jingus makes mock gestures denying the act. DEREK Hey Billie-bob! ::Derek enters the lockerroom, sober:: Oh they definitely did this. They came in here about 15 minutes ago and acted like pizza boys. Naz and Greenmist are stuffed in a truck in the parking lot. They really didn't want to fight these guys, you know how they are…Cowards and all, keeping me drunk so I don't do what's right, promising stuff they can't deliver, Jingus and Masked Mystery Eskimo are fuming in the ring, BILL WATTS Okay, the Tag Team Title match is off tonight. I'm sorry to all you fans. It'll happen tomorrow night, on IntenseZone, in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, where you can win by pinfall or by climbing up to get the titles. Boys, I'm disappointed in you. TONY Whoa. JIM What a damn shame. The tag match is off as the Tag Champions can't go thanks to Jingus & Eskimo. TONY I mean, we don't know they did it. JIM Are you kidding me?! Of course they did it. TONY Hey, with Halloween coming up, who says the people who were behind this didn't wear Jingus & Eskimo masks? JIM Are you even paying attention? TONY Not really. I'm checkin' out that hot blonde in the third row. You see her? Tony points the lady out but JR doesn't pay attention JIM The semi-finals to the King of Deathmatch tournament are next. COMING SOON CUE: "Simply Ravishing" SLAM JAM: The Music of the OaOast April 1, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 TRAINERS ROOM SuperStar is with the medic, having his cuts attended to. JIM ROSS Superstar faces Sandman in the second round of the "King of Deathatch" touranment. As SuperStar has stated before, he has never beaten Sandman. A victory here would not only lead to redemption, but one match closer to regaining his OAOAST X-Title. CUT TO: BACKSTAGE - MSG PARKING LOT Sandman is alone in the corner, staring at everything and nothing at the same time. TONY "THE BODY" JR, this is his tournament, this is his party. He is the most dangerous person in this tournament, the person with the most to lose. Sandman winces and grabs his ribs. TONY "THE BODY" Sandman is showing the effects of what happens in these types of matches. JIM ROSS What was he thinking, doing such a dangerous stunt that early in the tournament? TONY "THE BODY" Hey, he's only facing Superstar -- or as most of the locker room calls him "SuperShit." Sandman has beaten SuperStar in deathmatches before. He can do it again. CUT TO: BACKSTAGE - IN CROWD LOCKER ROOM Zack Malibu and Bif Everchad are seen in street clothes wearing their In Crowd t-shirt that reads "Cooler than ice!" Watching EMTs stich up EvenflowDDT. JIM ROSS Who the hell decided to use carpet tack strips and mousetraps in a wrestling match? TONY "THE BODY" Evenflow never wanted to be in this tournament anyway. Another round in the dance of death between the two. However, both have to win their matches to advance to the finale. CUT TO: BACKSTAGE - COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE The camera ZOOMS in on the sign outside the office that says "Commissioner". Inside, BPP is in the office, staring at the North American belt. TONY "THE BODY" I bet he feels he made a mistake entering this tourny. JIM ROSS You may be right-- TONY "THE BODY" As always. JIM ROSS AP gets to rest up before their match, while BPP has to face Evenflow in a deathmatch. BPP has to go through another brutal match before he can defend against AP. BPP holds his head. AP would go down, the same way he has gone down every time they fight. OAOAST X-Title King of the DeathMatch, 2nd Round Match The SuperStar vs. Sandman9000 Barbed Wire Ropes, Staple Gun, Thumbtack Bat, Panes of Glass JIM ROSS The ropes have been wrapped with miles of barbed wire. While a person can still bounce off them, it's going to hurt. A massive wiffleball bat, with about three thousand thumbtacks glued to it lies in the middle of the ring. A staple gun, fully loaded also lies in the middle of the ring. Finally, massive sheets of glass are propped up in each corner, with more available on the outside. CUE: "Just Got Wicked" The SuperStar makes his way down to the ring. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The first contest of the second round of "the King of Deathmatch" tournament is set for one fall. Introducing first, the SuperStar! JIM ROSS SS has defeated Naz and TK to make it this far. He has faced Sandman9000 multiple times before, even in a staple gun deathmatch, and has come up empty each and every time. TONY "THE BODY" This is his chance to show that he isn't Sandman's bitch. Although many of the OaOast guys refer to Superstar as a "prison bitch." CUE: "Five Minutes Alone" Sandman9000 charges down to the ring and slides into the ring. However, SS is too smart for him, as SS has grabbed the thumbtack bat and before Sandman can stand, blasts Sandman across the back with the thumbtack bat! * DING * JIM ROSS This match is quickly underway. Sandman rears back in pain, allowing SS to blast Sandman across the stomach with the bat! Sandman picks thumbtacks out of his chest, as SS grabs the staple gun. SS puts the gun against Sandman's forehead, but Sandman throws SS's arm aside and punches him in the stomach. Sandman shoves SS into the barbed wire ropes, where SS is able to block his collision with the barbed wire. It does give Sandman times to grab the thumbtack bat, and nail SS across the back with it! TONY "THE BODY" Jim, if we were at a farm I bet you would feel right at home. JIM ROSS I highly doubt that. SS drops to his knees, as the tacks are stuck in his flesh. Sandman grabs SS by the hair and starts to rake his face across the barbed wire, as the wounds from the previous match are reopened to go along with new ones. By the time Sandman lets go, SS is once again a bloody mess! JIM ROSS Ton', months ago, you said some of our more extreme matches could supply a brand new blood-bank. I think you may be right after tonight. I've never seen so much blood. TONY "THE BODY" It's clear you haven't been to a party thrown by Sandman. Sandman grabs the staple gun, puts it against the back of SS's head, and pulls the trigger! SS holds the back of his head in pain, as Sandman takes the time to staple SS's ear against his head! SS holds his ear, trying to pull the staple out of the cartilidge, as Sandman backs up and dropkicks SS in the back of his head, driving SS facefirst into the barbed wire! SS is hurting early on, as Sandman pulls him up by the hair. Sandman whips SS towards one of the panes of glass, but SS hits the mat to stop himself. Angry, Sandman charges at SS, but SS ducks his head to throw a back bodydrop. Sandman is able to stop himself, and kicks SS in the chest. Sandman throws a dropkick, but SS catches his legs. SS moves Sandman a little forward, then takes him over with a SLINGSHOT INTO THE PANE OF GLASS! Sandman is slumped against the turnbuckle as glass shatters and falls everywhere around him! JIM ROSS Watch out! Glass is everywhere. TONY "THE BODY" Ross, Superstar finally broke through the glass ceiling. (Laughs) Sandman's face and arms are a bloody mess, as he falls back into the ring and broken glass. SS pulls Sandman up, and delivers an inverted suplex, and covers, 1..2…Sandman kicks out. SS pulls Sandman to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, where Sandman is impaled by the barbed wire before rebounding and being powerslamed by SS. SS holds on, 1..2…Sandman kicks out. SS slides out of the ring and throws two chairs into the ring. SS pulls a table out from under the ring and slides it into the ring as well. SS pulls one of the panes of glass off the guardrail and carefully bridges it against the guardrail and the ring apron. SS slides into the ring, only to be caught by a Sandman clothesline. Sandman grabs the staple gun, and shoots SS in the back of his head! Sandman grabs the thumbtack bat, and nails SS over the head with it! SS is holding his head, while slides out of the ring and grabs two more chairs. Sliding back into the ring, Sandman sets up the four chairs and places a pane of glass across it. However, during Sandman's construction, SS was picking thumbtacks out of his head and recovering. SS is up, with the thumbtack bat in hand, and as Sandman turns around, SS swings the bat, catching Sandman on the left side of his face! Sandman stumbles around, holding the side of his face. SS sizes Sandman up, and nails him over the back of his head with the thumbtack bat! SS yells "It's over!" and brings Sandman over to the pane of glass. SS hooks Sandman up, and hold him in the air, looking for Star Power II! However, Sandman hits a cheap shot to the throat, causing SS to let go. With his back to the glass, Sandman kicks SS in the stomach, hooks him up, and delivers THE EDGECRUSHER THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS! Both men are lying in the piles of broken glass, bleeding from various places. Sandman is finally able to make a cover, 1…2..SS kicks out. Sandman kicks the four chairs over and places them in a square shape. Sandman lifts SS to his feet, as SS is bleeding heavily from the face, back, and arms. Sandman hooks SS up for the Messiah Bomb, but SS wiggles free. SS spins Sandman around, kicks him in the stomach, and delivers a Tiger Driver onto the four chairs, holding on for the pin, 1….2…Sandman kicks out! JIM ROSS These guys won't quit. SS grabs the staple gun, and pulls Sandman into a sitting position. SS lifts up the bottom of Sandman shirt, slaps Sandman to open his mouth up, places the bottom of Sandman shirt against his tongue, places the staple gun against the tongue, and pulls the trigger! Sandman thrashes in pain, trying to pull the shirt and staple free from his tongue, while SS whacks him on the back of his head with the thumbtack bat! Sandman finally pulls the staple out of his tongue, as SS is messing around with a pane of glass. Sandman throws some broken glass at him, as SS winces as his already cut-up back is hurt even more. SS turns around, only for Sandman to deck him with some big right hands. SS is right next to the pane of glass in the corner, and dangerously close to going through it. Sandman hits another right hand, as SS is tottering. Sandman backs up, gets a running start, and decks SS with a YAKUZA KICK THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS! Both men are hurt again, as SS is slumped back in the corner, and Sandman's leg is caught on the barbed wire on the top rope! Sandman finally frees his leg, as from his knee down is completely red. Sandman pulls SS from the corner and pins him, 1…2..SS kicks out! Sandman places three chairs across SS's body, and climbs to the top rope. Sandman comes off with a corkscrew moonsault, but SS moves crashes onto the chairs and broken glass. SS pulls Sandman up, and hits a Star Power I onto the thumbtack bat! SS covers, 1..2….Sandman kicks out! SS is getting frustrated, as grabs the thumbtack bat and slams it across the back of Sandman twice. SS grabs the staple gun, and brings Sandman over to the side of the ropes where the pane of glass is. SS grabs some of the barbed wire, and staples it to Sandman's arm! Sandman is trying to free himself from the barbed wire, when SS staples him in the forehead four times! Sandman is in agony, when SS grabs a chair and starts slamming it against the mat. SS, face covered in blood and a murderous look in his face, stares at Sandman and mouths "This is payback!" SS rushes Sandman and blasts him across the head with the chair, in the same fashion that Sandman did when they battled over the X-Title! Sandman is wobbly, as SS blasts him across the head again! SS hits Sandman again, as Sandman starts to slump against the barbed wire ropes. SS backs up, looking to crush Sandman skull with the chair. SS rushes, but Sandman rips his arm free of the barbed wire and staple, as SS misses and falls over the barbed wire ropes, to the apron, barely avoiding going through the pane of glass! Sandman, with a massive gash in his arm, tries to stand along with SS. SS swings at Sandman, who guillotines SS across the barbed wire ropes! SS holds his throat, as he is in trouble. Sandman takes a step back and slingshots himself over the barbed wire ropes, taking SS over with a SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS! Both men lie in pain at ringside, showered with broken glass! JIM ROSS Both guys might be hurt. TONY "THE BODY" There's the understatement of the year. JIM I'm known for doing that. Neither man is moving, as the crowd at ringside is picking broken glass off of themselves as well. Both men are bleeding from multiple parts of their body, as the broken glass doesn't discriminate. Sandman is up first, as he is hobbling badly. Sandman tries to pull SS up to his feet, as SS looks like he is done for. Sandman tries to whip SS through a pane of glass against the guardrail, but SS reverses and Sandman smashes upside down THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS! Sandman is upside down against the guardrail, surrounded by broken glass. SS grabs the four more panes that are leaning against the guardrail next to Sandman, and tips them over, all of the broken glass smashing over the body of Sandman, which is almost completely red! SS, in a bloodthirsty frenzy, rolls Sandman back into the ring. SS sets the table up, and starts dumping broken glass onto the table. SS sees that Sandman is trying to get up, and blasts him across the head with the thumbtack bat, before raking the bat across Sandman's arm! SS rolls Sandman onto the table, and staples his shirt to the table! Sandman can't move! SS grabs two chairs, and opens them up, placing them over Sandman's body. SS grabs the last pane of glass from the corner, and bridges it across the two chairs, over Sandman. SS climbs to the top rope, turns around, collects him, wipes the blood from his eyes, and leaps off with the SUPERSPLASH, THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS, SANDMAN, AND THE TABLE! Glass goes flying everywhere as both bodies are crushed and sliced yet again! SS lands, and notices that Sandman is still stuck to the table! SS covers, since Sandman can't move, 1….2….3! * DING * DING * DING JIM ROSS He got him! TONY He lost to a guy who has admitted to shaving his legs. Oh, my God. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA The winner of the match, the SuperStar! SS leans back, hands over his eyes. SS collapses to the mat, wanting to celebrate his victory Sandman, but unable to do so, knowing that he has another match to go through, before he can truly celebrate. EMT's help SS out of the ring, knowing that they are going to have to stich him back together again. Sandman is in the ring, out cold. JIM ROSS Who knows what will happen once Sandman wakes up, knowing that he lost in his own tournament, in the second round, to a person he has always beaten. What an upset in the King Of DeathMatch touranment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 OAOAST X-Title King of the DeathMatch Semi-final EvenflowDDT vs. Big Poppa Popick Double Hell 4 Corners of Hell Bucket of Salt JIM ROSS The ropes have been taken down, and on two sides of the ring only, no rope barbed wire has been strung up. On the outside of the ring, there are four different pits with various instruments of pain in them. Barbed wire, thumbtacks, lightbulbs, and nails are all in beds, outside of the ring. Finally, by the timekeepers table, is a massive bucket, with about ten pounds of salt inside, ready to inflict even more damage onto fresh wounds. CUE: "True Faith" EvenflowDDT LIMPS his way out. GARY The following contest is the semi-finals of the "King of Deathmatch" touranment. The winner advances into the finals to meet the Superstar. Introducing first, representing the In Crowd, EvenflowDDT! TONY "THE BODY" Mousetraps and carpet tack strips do all sorts of damage to a person's body, and a match like this isn't going to do him any favors. JIM ROSS A few weeks ago on IZHD, the In Crowd welcomed Bif Everchad into the group. TONY "THE BODY" All the cool people need a stalker, and the In Crowd finally got one to join. Plus, Bif likes that Walsh girl. JIM ROSS The young man has a crush. It's normal. TONY "THE BODY" Let's be honest, Ross. Bif -- just like you, can't get laid. JIM ROSS You wouldn't know, since you never had a girlfriend. TONY "THE BODY" W-what the hell are you talking about?! I'm a Hollywood icon! I'm a writer, producer, and director. You know, Ross -- you're like a figure of my imagination. I could turn you off anytime. Somebody get me Schiavone's number. Evenflow rolls into the ring, wincing the entire time, and prepares himself. CUE: "Sweetness" North American champion, Big Poppa Popick, limps his way down to the ring. GARY His opponent, the OaOast North American Champion, Big Poppa Popick. JIM ROSS His brains are still scrambled from the previous match, as well as the cheap shots he took from Angle-Plex, whom he STILL has to defend th North Amerian title against Angle-Plex. * DING * The bell rings, as both men shake hands in the middle of the ring. The two lock up, and grapple for position. BPP forces Evenflow backwards, nearly into the barbed wire, but Evenflow is able to break the lock up before hitting the wire. The two men retreat back to the middle of the ring, where they lock up again. BPP starts to force Evenflow back again, when Evenflow suddenly takes BPP over with an arm drag, nearly sending BPP into the barbed wire. BPP stands, as both men stare at each other. The two men go back to the middle of the ring, where they lock up again. BPP wastes no time, grabbing an armbar. Evenflow is able to reverse, when BPP counters, kicks Evenflow in the stomach, and locks the armbar back on as Evenflow is on one knee. BPP is really cranking on Evenflow's left arm, and to make matters worse, hits a couple of kicks to the chest that Evenflow is able to partially block. Evenflow is finally able to make his way to his feet, where he counters the armbar and flips BPP over. Evenflow covers, 1.BPP kicks out. BPP up to his feet first, and kicks Evenflow in the stomach before Evenflow can stand, knocking Evenflow over. Evenflow rolls out of the ring, by the side with no barbed wire up. Evenflow rests against the guardrail, holding his stomach area. BPP hops out of the ring and grabs Evenflow by his hair, dragging him around the ring. BPP walks by the bed of nails, and whips Evenflow into the guardrail, who hits hard. BPP looks around under the ring and pulls out two chairs. BPP drops one of the chairs and swings the other one at Evenflow, who ducks as BPP smacks the guardrail with his shot. Evenflow SPEARS~! BPP, hits the mount position, and fires away with right hands to the face of BPP, who tries to cover up. TONY "THE BODY" A spear? When the hell did Edge join the OaOast? Evenflow gets off BPP, grabs one of the chairs, and nails BPP across the back with it, as the North American champ is in serious trouble! Evenflow brings BPP to his feet, and brings him over to the bed of barbed wire. Evenflow hooks BPP up for a suplex, who is able to block two attempts. BPP then lifts Evenflow into the air, and drops him stomach-first INTO THE BED OF BARBED WIRE! Evenflow tries to stand and clutch his stomach, but is unable to free himself from the barbs! BPP stomps on the back of Evenflow, driving his stomach even further into the barbs. BPP walks back to the chairs, tosses one into the ring, and brings the other one with him back to where Evenflow is trying to free himself. BPP blasts Evenflow across the back with the chair, doing even more damage! BPP grabs some of the barbed wire, and rakes it across the forehead of Evenflow, cutting open the already wounded flesh! BPP finally lets go of Evenflow and the barbed wire, as a small pool of blood is at the bottom of the barbed wire bed. BPP finally pulls Evenflow out of the barbed wire, doing more harm than good. BPP throws Evenflow into the ring, as well as the second chair. BPP slides into the ring, as Evenflow is trying to stand. BPP hits a knee lift to the side of Evenflow's bloody skull, as BPP is in firm control of the match. Realizing that he needs to end this match quickly, BPP sets Evenflow up for a Fallen Angel, but Evenflow elbows his way free. BPP hits two forearms to Evenflow's bloody face, and tries to whip him into the barbed wire, but Evenflow reverses, and BPP crashes into the no-roped barbed wire, screaming as his flesh is sacrificed! BPP is able to pull himself free from the barbed wire without doing too much damage, as Evenflow hangs halfway out of the ring. BPP approaches Evenflow from behind, but Evenflow quickly turns and smashes two lightbulbs over the skull of BPP! BPP falls back to the mat, as Evenflow drops the broken glass and covers, 1…2..BPP kicks out. Evenflow stomps away on BPP, trying to turn the momentum in his favor. Evenflow pauses to wipe the blood out of his eyes, and drops a knee across the now bloody face of BPP. Evenflow tosses BPP out of the ring, as BPP crashes into the guardrail. Evenflow follows, and brings BPP over to the bed of thumbtacks. Evenflow hooks BPP up for a snap suplex into the tacks, but BPP remembers all the fun he had with thumbtacks in the first round, and holds on. BPP goes to drop Evenflow face-first into the tacks, as he did with the bed of barbed wire, but Evenflow holds on and lands on his feet. Evenflow with a standing switch, nails BPP three times on the back of BPP's head, and takes him over with a BULLDOG INTO THE THUMBTACKS! Both men are impaled by the sharp objects, as BPP lies face first in the bed, and Evenflow tries to stand, pulling tacks out of his ass! JIM ROSS 'Flow just learned a new meaning for the term "a pain in the ass." BPP finally starts to try and pull himself up without doing further damage to himself, pulling thumbtacks out of his face yet again. Meanwhile, Evenflow has a table set up on the outside by the ring, and has the bed of nails placed on top. Evenflow comes back over to BPP has BPP is finally out of the bed of tacks, and hits a big knee to the side of BPP's head. Evenflow drags BPP back into the bed of tacks, and hooks him up for a Bogus Journey into the tacks! However, BPP is able to block, and backdrop Evenflow out of the bed of tacks, onto the mats outside. BPP, bleeding out of his head and god-knows where else, drags Evenflow back to his feet. BPP shoves Evenflow face-first into the barbed wire ropes, and starts to rake Evenflow's face back and forth across the wire! Evenflow, already a bloody mess before, is even worse now, as his face is completely red! BPP finally lets go, as Evenflow collapses to the floor. BPP rolls Evenflow back into the ring. Sliding back in himself, BPP pulls Evenflow to his feet, windup, and deliver a big forearm to the skull of Evenflow that nearly knocks Evenflow into the barbed wire! However, BPP grabs Evenflow's arm, seemingly to save Evenflow from further damage! Instead, BPP whips Evenflow across the ring, as Evenflow hits the no roped barbed wire on the other side, snapping through the barbed wire and landing into the barbed wire bed, doing even more damage to himself! Evenflow is just a mess of flesh, blood, and barbed wire, as the barbed wire from the ring and the barbed wire bed is all together, sticking into Evenflow as well as itself! JIM ROSS Evenflow is in his own personal hell. My God! Evenflow tries to free himself, but every way that he twists and turns does more damage to himself! Finally, some OAOAST ring crew workers approach Evenflow with wire cutters, trying to free Evenflow from his own personal prison! BPP has other ideas, as he grabs the bucket of salt from the timekeeper's position and places it on the ring apron. Workers are still trying to free Evenflow, and are only somewhat successful. BPP decides to help matters by grabbing a pair of wire cutters and trying to free Evenflow himself! TONY "THE BODY" What the-- Let him bleed? Hurt yourselves for our entertainment DAMMIT! After a minute of snipping, cutting, and screaming from Evenflow, BPP and the workers are able to free Evenflow from the barbed wire mess! The crowd cheers, as both men climb back into the ring. Evenflow, cut up on just about every part of his body, and BPP, for which he could say the same, lock up. Both men are exhausted and hurting, yet have no intentions of giving up. They struggle, until the lockup is broken. Both men lock up again, and once more struggle until the lockup is broken. Finally Evenflow hits a right hand to the face of BPP! BPP staggers back, but fires a right hand of his own! Evenflow throws a right hand, and BPP throws a right hand! Both men begin exchanging punches in the middle of the ring! Finally, both men hit a right hand simultaneously, and collapse to the mat. BPP crawls over to the salt bucket, while Evenflow begins pulling himself up using the only barbed wire that remains attached to the ring posts. Evenflow is first up, while BPP has a handful of salt. BPP, salt dripping from his hand, stands as well. Evenflow comes over, sees that BPP has salt in his hand, and when BPP turns around, kicks BPP's hands, knocking the salt into his face! BPP is blinded and hurt, as the salt stings his cuts and wounds! Evenflow decides to capitalize on the situation by grabbing BPP by his hair and tossing him out of the ring, INTO THE BED OF LIGHTBULBS! BPP lies in a wreckage of broken glass, blood, and flesh, salt in his eyes and cuts, just a human wreck! Evenflow grabs the bucket of salt, and in a moment of pure insanity, grabs some salt from the bucket and begins to dump it all around the ring, so that there is no safe place to land at all! BPP is rolling out of the bed of lightbulbs, shards of glass stuck all in his bloody back! Evenflow hops out of the ring, grabs some of the unbroken lightbulbs, and smashes them all over BPP's already damaged back! BPP drops to the mat in obvious pain, as Evenflow pulls him to his feet and throws him back into the ring. BPP winces, as the salt that Evenflow dumped on the ring is getting all in his cuts! Evenflow grabs on of the chairs, and blasts BPP across the back with it! BPP cries out in pain, as his already cut and slaughtered back is damaged even more! Evenflow fails to notice that BPP is right by the salt bucket, and has some of the salt in his mouth. Evenflow drags BPP to his feet again, but BPP spits salt into the face of Evenflow, blinding him and getting in his cuts as well! Evenflow drops to his knees, clutching at his face. Seizing the opportunity, BPP grabs the salt bucket, AND DUMPS IT OVER THE HEAD OF EVENFLOW, THE SALT COVERING HIS HEAD AND BACK, GETTING INTO HIS CUTS! Evenflow rolls around on the mat, screaming in pain, doing more harm then good to himself! BPP kicks Evenflow out of the ring, onto the bed of nails that is propped up on the table. BPP quickly hops out, and drags the table a little out from the ring. Evenflow cringes in pain on top of the bed of nails, while BPP slides back into the ring. BPP backs up to the edge of the ring, gets a running start, and jumps with a somersault senton, CRUSHING EVENFLOW BETWEEN HIM AND THE BED OF NAILS! Fortunately, the table doesn't break, or else it would have killed Evenflow for sure! BPP collapses near the guardrail, and Evenflow rolls off the bed of nails and off the table, falling near BPP, both men dead on the outside! After some time on the outside, BPP is first to his feet, and he rolls Evenflow back into the ring. BPP sets Evenflow, and prepares to deliver the Fallen Angel! BPP lifts Evenflow up, but Evenflow shifts his weight in mid-air and takes BPP over with a small package, 1…2…..3! * DING * DING * JIM ROSS Thank God, it's over. GARY The winner of the match, advancing to the finals, EvenflowDDT! JIM ROSS Both men are dead in the ring, lying in pools of their own blood and salt. EMT's are on their way down to the ring to check on both men, as the crowd gives both a standing ovation. Evenflow, despite being the winner, looks like he is seconds away from death, as he is helped to the back to prepare for SuperStar. BPP is also attended to as his North American title is draped across his cut and torn body. TONY "THE BODY" JR, you know, this may be the worst day of BPP's life. You know why? JIM ROSS His North American title defense against Angle-Plex is next. TONY "THE BODY" That's right. And I predict a new champion. JIM ROSS What do you mean by that? I know you & BPP went face-to-face at the board meeting weeks back and went to blows last week on the Intense Zone. TONY "THE BODY" Whoa, Ross. I was just giving a prediction. Plus, we all know I would of kicked Popick's ass. I mean, he's never does things on time. JIM ROSS You're right. I'm sorry. This whole "huge surprise" is getting to me. TONY "THE BODY" And the whole damn company too. JIM ROSS Fans, take a look at this. TONY Pay attention. This is going to be great. FADE VOICE-OVER This week Tony "The Body" makes his directorial debut on Fast Times at Pittsburgh High. CUT TO: PITTSBURGH HIGH ZACK Hey, man, I got a date tonight. You & Alison want to double date? EVENFLOW All right. CUT TO a GYM that has a ring set up inside. COACH ANGLE C'mon, guys! I won a gold medal with a broken frickin' neck, and you guys can't do a proper punch. How do you expect to beat the Canadian Edgeheads in the finals of the World Wrestling Championships? ANGLESAULT I'll lead the team to glory, sir. TEST Wipe the brown off your face, 'Sault. ANGLESAULT Heat sucker! TEST And Stacy's sucking on me, bitch. ANGLE-PLEX What are you even doing here? SOME GUY He never finished high school. So he's back as the school's jock whose dating the hot cheerleader. ANGLESAULT Get 'em boys. CUT TO Evenflow's room EVENFLOW Alison, this is for you. Evenflow gives Alison a BOX with holes in it. ALISON It's a bunny. Thanks, honey. I'll name it "Flowey". EVENFLOW Aww. I love that name. CUT TO GYM Anglesault, Angle-Plex & Some Guy are beating on Test. CUT TO: PITTSBURGH LOVE LANE A RED CAR is parked at LOVE LANE. A place where couples go do have sex. GIRL Zack, what 'bout we try something wild and dirty? ZACK Sure, baby. The GIRL pulls out a STRAP ON PENIS ZACK No way. GIRL Please, baby. EVENFLOW Just do it, Zack. I'm trying to do my girl, but you're too close. ZACK AHHHH! EVENFLOW Oh, shit, Zack! I thought you were Alison. VOICE OVER That's this week on Fast Times at Pittsburgh High, written and directed by Tony "The Body". Check local listings for time and date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 TONY That's going to win me an Emmy. CUT TO: BACKSTAGE Outside of the OAOMEF locker room is Kevin Kelley, looking as retarded as ever. "Thanks. I'm here outside the OAOMEF locker room, hoping to get a word with The SuperStar, who has advanced to the final of the X-Title King of the DeathMatch and will be facing former In Crowd stablemate EvenflowDDT. In fact, let's check on him now." Kelley knocks on the door. A door slams somewhere. Nothing is heard. Kelley looks nervously at the camera and knocks again. "Hello, SuperStar? We're hoping to get a word with you." Kelley knocks again. A moment passes, and still nothing happens. Kelley waves to someone off camera, as several OAOAST security workers come over and knock as well. Kelley foolishly still has the microphone by his mouth. "Can you get in there? This is live Pay-Per-View, we can't afford to have shit like this going on! Someone break in there so I can get my interview and earn my check!" A worker finally is able to produce a set of keys, and after a few tries, is able to open the door to the locker room. The security workers barge in ahead of Kelley and the cameraman, and stop dead in their tracks. Kelley and the cameraman are trying to push their way in. "Move dammit! This is live PPV, I need my interview! Now where the hell is…oh my god…" The camera, after registering the look of shock on the faces of Kelley and the OAOAST workers, pans over to see SuperStar face-first on the ground, in a puddle of his own blood. A broken barbed wire baseball bat lies in the corner. Someone is finally able to come to their senses and begins calling for medical attention. The camera pans back towards Kelley, who is still in shock. "Well, um, uh, um, obviously, um, it looks, um, like SuperStar, uh, has been attacked, um, attacked by somebody. We, uh, don't know by, um, who or where the, uh, where the rest of the OAOMEF, uh, are, but…" "Hey, everybody! Take a look at this!" Another OAOAST workers points at the opposite wall. The camera pans to show the word "KILL" painted on the wall in a dull red color. The worker walks over to the wall, touches the second "L," tastes it, and mouths "blood" to someone else. Kelley is still in shock as EMT's arrive. The camera pans back over to SuperStar, still face down in a pool of his own blood. JIM ROSS Good grief. TONY The night just gets wilder. JIM ROSS What a sneak, Angle-Plex is. He attacked BPP after his match with Evenflow. TONY "THE BODY" It was a strategic move. He's challenging for the North American Title. That belt means interviews on talk shows, commerical deals. The mainstream attention is almost the same as the OaOast Title. Of course he would want an advantage. JIM ROSS Yeah, but the man was in a damn deathmatch touranment! He's in the ring spilling blood. What's wrong with you? TONY "THE BODY" It's his fault. Why the hell did he enter a deathmatch touranment when he holds a championship, and knows he's defending the title? At least he's getting taped up. JIM ROSS It's only tape. He wants to go through with his title defense. He ain't going to quit. TONY "THE BODY" He should. And don't forget -- AP was also in the tourny. JIM ROSS BPP represents what the OaOast is all about. He has a lot of heart -- win, lose or draw, he's got my respect. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Ladies and Gentleman, the next match is set for one fall, and is for the North American Championship. (Cheers and applause) GARY Introducing first, already in the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 227 pounds, the reigning North American Champion, Big Poppa Popick! The crowd STANDS on its feet as the familiar rhythms of... CUE: Jimmy Eat World's "Sweetness" The fan favorite commissioner GETS UP from the canvas, walking GINGERLY with fresh BANDAGING around his face and right arm. JIM ROSS BPP has bled a lot tonight and has a slight faraway look in his eyes, but it doesn't stop him from competing. Hitting the ring-post, BPP HOLDS up the North American title for what may be the last time. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA And, introducing the challenger, a member of the Masked Eskimo Federation, he hails from Boston Massachusetts, weighing 225 pounds, the former most popular member of the aWo, Angle-Plex! (Crowd BOOS) CUE: Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up¨ JIM ROSS Angle-Plex could care less about the crowd booing him. TONY "THE BODY" Rightfully so. JIM ROSS He's carrying a smirk on his face. BPP has had to wrestle twice tonight, while Angle-Plex only wrestled once. TONY "THE BODY" In a deathmatch, I might add. JIM ROSS You're correct. But AP has had nearly an hour to recover. BPP has only had about 5 minutes. Plus, he was attacked minutes ago by AP. As AP enters the ring, the referee Jack Doan rings the bell, and we have ourselves an official match. * DING * AP circles around BPP, scoping out his opponent's weaknesses. BPP stares back and turns around, following AP's hungry eyes. After a minute, the crowd is psyched enough and back into it, the two lock up in a basic headlock, with AP getting the advantage. BPP creates a circular motion trying to get out of the headlock, and then picks AP up and onto his back, immediately nailing a Death Valley Driver counter! BPP covers quickly, hooks the far leg, but AP gets a shoulder up before 3. JIM ROSS What courage by Popick. TONY "THE BODY" Ross, you sound like you're having an orgasm talking about BPP. JIM ROSS Aren't you amazed by BPP? TONY "THE BODY" I happen to like women, JR. And they sure hell like me. JIM ROSS I'm talking about BPP's guts. After the beatings he taken -- it's unbeliveable. TONY "THE BODY" And we still have the World Title match to come. The crowd, amazed at the counter, starts a BPP chant as the tired veteran looks around. AP is recovering in the middle of the ring, slowly getting to his feet, propping himself up on his knees and hands. BPP comes back with a running scissors-kick attempt, but AP grabs BPP¡¦s right leg before it hits his back, drapes it across his neck while standing up, and pulls BPP up and around into a whip-like spinebuster! The crowd groans in pain watching this, and AP goes for the cover. Jack Doan counts; K1, K2...no! JIM ROSS BPP got his foot on the rope, a smart move by the two-time champion. Angle-Plex mounts BPP and begins pounding away on the forehead. He rips off the bandages and re-opens the wounds on BPP's forehead, turning BPP crimson for the third time tonight. Pounding with rights and lefts, Angle-Plex gets himself into a fury, choking BPP at the throat until Jack Doan pushes AP off at the count of 5. The crowd BOOS ferociously at AP's actions, and their reward is some spit and a bird from the challenger. JIM ROSS Tasteless act by Angle-Plex. Angle-Plex goes outside and grabs a ladder still left out. He throws the ladder in the ring, but goes underneath, pulling out a glass picture frame! AP slides the frame in, screaming "This is for Biggie!¨ As BPP recovers, AnglePlex sets up the ladder and begins to climb the glass frame in his left hand. BPP starts ascending the ladder from the opposite side as the crowd begins to stand on its feet in anticipation. AP hits BPP with a right hand, then a right hook. BPP groggily holds onto the ladder with his left hand. AP brings the frame up, and swings it down. BPP puts up his hands at the last second and catches the glass frame from the sides, stopping the blow. Popick forces the glass forward to knock AnglePlex off balance. Popick signals to the crowd, cutting his throat, a mad look crossing his eyes. He headlocks AnglePlex under his left arm, both balanced on the final steps on their respective sides. His right arm holds the glass frame. With some clarity, time slows down as BPP falls backwards, pulling Angle-Plex up and over the ladder. As AP clears the ladder, BPP twists 180, his two legs paralleling the mat as the two wrestlers fall. The right hand places the glass frame across BPP's legs, and as BPP finishes the 180 degree twist, the fans realize that AnglePlex is now hooked by one arm into a piledriver position. JIM ROSS Shades of AnglePalooza where BigMcLargeHuge & BPP fought in a glass ceiling ladder match. Time snaps forward, and BPP hits a sit-down PileDriver through the glass on Angle-Plex. AP's neck and head snap back as the shards fly out, some embedded in Angle-Plex, some embedded into BPP. The crowd stands, stunned as both wrestlers lie still on the mat. Jack Doan begins to administer a ten-count, but BPP stirs at 8 and slings an arm over Angle-Plex's chest. 1-2..ANGLE-PLEX KICKS OUT!!! JIM ROSS My God! How did he kick out? The crowd is STUNNED SILENT. BPP RISES to his feet, and flashes a smile, though his eyes betray the fact that BPP no longer knows where he is. An old memory flashes before BPP, and he pulls Angle-Plex over to the side of the ring. SYNCHRONICITY BOMB to the outside! JIM ROSS Good God! Good God! TONY "THE BODY" This is incredible. BPP looks down at what he has done as the crowd chants :Holy Shit!" Angle-Plex is not stirring, so BPP hops down and put AP back into the ring. AP stirs a little, signaling to BPP that he'd kick out of a cover right now, but just then, another lightbulb flashes in BPP's head. BPP grabs two chairs and throws them into the ring, along with the ladder which is still there. BPP sets up both chairs and drapes the ladder across both. Balanced precariously, BPP admires his handiwork, and fails to see/hear Angle-Plex awakening behind him. Angle-Plex goes for broke, and hits a german suplex on BPP. Still clasped, AP rolls over and hits another one, throwing BPP dangerously close to the ladder table. Still holding on, AP hits a third one, this time more snappish than the last. As AP rolls the opposite way, he takes two steps back and really hits the german hard this time, snapping BPP over stomach first through the ladder with a brutal release german! BPP flipped in mid-air from that throw! The crowd moans with pain as the ladder table collapses with BPP falling down with it. AnglePlex grabs BPP's shoulder and pulls him off the ladder, clasping in a CrossFace lock! JIM ROSS Moments ago, we saw flashbacks from Ashes II Ashes between BPP & AP. Jack Doan checks on BPP, who doesn't respond. Jack asks again for BPP to respond as the crowd noise pitches to a frenzy. BPP doesn't. Jack asks one more time, and BPP responds by flipping Jack off! Using his knees to gain leverage. BPP slowly raises himself up. AP tries to bring him down, but BPP dips his knees and again places AP over his shoulders, this time hitting a BURNING HAMMER onto one of the steel chairs! TONY "THE BODY" We're nearing the end, JR. Both men take the full 10 count to recover, BPP puts the ladder back up, and begins to climb. AP comes over from the other side. Both men meet again, with AP hitting BPP through his crimson mask, gaining the advantage. AP underhooks BPP and flips over the ladder -- TOP OF THE LADDER TIGER DRIVERs. JIM ROSS A TIGER DRIVER from the top! TONY "THE BODY" That's how BPP retired AP at the Great Angle Bash. AP rolls back over slowly and grabs BPP's leg for the cover. One, two, three... * DING * DING * DING * NO! BPP has his shoulder up at 2.99! Jack Doan calls off the bell. JIM ROSS The timekeeper thought the match was over, just like many of us did. AP complains about the count, and makes motion to the back. BPP slowly gets to his feet, and AP goes back to the attack Out comes Superstar from the back, attempting to enter the ring. JIM ROSS What's he doing here? Jack Doan stops him and the two begin to argue, which allows the Masked Eskimo to sneak through the crowd. Eskimo uses Derek to flatten BPP back down to the mat, and sets up BPP for the Blizzard Bomb. The BOOS turn to CHEERS -- as AngleSault comes running out, sprinting by Doan and Superstar. He swings at Eskimo who dodges, but hits AnglePlex, knocking him down. Eskimo grabs AngleSault, turning him around as starts shouting. AS looks for a clothesline, which Eskimo dodges again, but the clothesline turns into a big right hand that nails Popick by accident. Eskimo grabs AS and brings him outside as Superstar leaves the arena. JIM ROSS Anglesault mistakenly hit BPP. He was trying to nail Eskimo, but he moved out of the way. AnglePlex sprints back over BPP into an Ankle-Lock. Jack checks with BPP, who is non-responsive. Again and Again Jack gives BPP an opportunity to answer, but BPP doesn't stir. Given no choice, Jack calls for the bells. * DING * DING * DING GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Ladies and Gentleman, the winner of the match, and NEW OaOasT North American Champion, Angle-Plex! JIM ROSS Jack had no choice but to call for the bell. BPP had already lost a ton of blood. No need to put him at further risk. EMTs quickly rush to the ring to attend to BPP. JIM ROSS EMTs are out here to help BPP. They're going to put him in a strecher. Oh, man. What a night. The finals fo the King of the Deathmatch tournament is next. Can Superstar even wrestle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 EvenflowDDT is with a trainer, having his wounds looked at, when Bill Watts comes over. "Hey Bill! What's going on?" Bill Watts rubs his forehead and thinks before speaking. "Evenflow, listen. It's about the finals of the King of the Deathmatch." "Yeah, I know. I'm beat up and hurt, but I think I can go one more deathmatch. But what about James? I'm proud of him! I don't really agree with what he's doing now, but I'm proud that he's making it on his own. Well, kinda on his own." "Um, yeah, that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. Um, SuperStar's been attacked in his locker room." Evenflow looks a little surprised, as he sits up and stares at Watts. "Really? How bad? What happened?" "Bad. Really bad. He's en route to the hospital now. There is no way that he can go tonight. No way." Evenflow looks down, confused. "Who would do such a thing? And what's gonna happen to the finals?" Watts rubs his eyes and sighs. "Well, under the guidelines of the federation, if a person in a tournament cannot continue, then, goddammit, then the person whom they beat in the previous round takes their spot and advances." Evenflow looks down, stunned, and mutters some profanities under his breath. "You know he attacked SuperStar, Bill. Can't you do anything about this? He lost! He set this whole thing up and he lost! How can he pull his bullshit, sorry, bullcrap off?" "I know he attacked SuperStar. He also attacked your locker room and trashed it. Good thing you nor Zack and Bif weren't in there. The problem is, we don't have any concrete evidence. Besides, a lot of money was spent on the gimmick for the final, and we owe the fans the final to the tournament." Evenflow still looks like he's been hit with a ton of bricks, staring at the ground. "Evenflow, buddy, if I could give you the belt now and keep that son of a bitch away from all of us, I would. But I can't. It's out of my hands. It's in yours." Evenflow still says nothing. "Evenflow, c'mon! Everytime you two fight, you win! You've beat him before, and you can beat him this time, at his own game again. So why can't you do it again?" Evenflow finally looks up. "I know I can beat him, it's just that it takes more and more each time. I mean, the first time it only took two lightbulbs, last time it took 200! He's some monster that just won't die. I don't know if I can beat him this time Bill. I don't think I can." Watts places his hand on Evenflow's bandaged shoulder. "Listen. Do us all a favor, and kill him. Get rid of that piece of shit, so that we never have to be tortured by him and his presence again. You can do it. You always win. You can beat him again." Evenflow looks back towards the ground, takes a deep breath, and hops off the table. "Where's Alison? I haven't seen her, but I know she's here." "Alison's been taken back to the hotel with a police escort. He's not gonna come after her. He wants you." Evenflow looks at Watts, psyching himself up. "I still don't know if I can do this again, Bill. I don't want to become like him." Watts slaps Evenflow on the back. "I know you can. We all know you can. You have too, buddy, you have too. Besides, you're up." JIM Sandman is replacing Superstar. FADE BREAKDOWN Sunday, Nov. 24 LIVE on Pay-Per-View Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 OAOAST X-Title King of the DeathMatch Finals Sandman9000 vs. EvenflowDDT No Rope EXPLODING Barbed Wire, C4 Barbed Wire Boards, Lightbulb Log Cabins, Barbed Wire Boards No Time Limit JIM The entire deathmatch ring is empty at the moment. No ropes nor barbed wire are currently up. On the outside of the ring are 4 C4 barbed wire boards, ready to destroy anyone who is unfortunate enough to fall on them. 2 normal barbed wire boards are available as well. Also, 6 lightbulb log cabins, made out of 20 lightbulbs apiece are on the outside of the ring as well, some on tables, some not, all deadly and dangerous. CUE: "Five Minutes Alone" Sandman9000 makes his way down to the ring. JIM Sandman is pushing a shopping cart, with a trash can wrapped in barbed wire inside. Of course, it wouldn't be a Sandman deathmatch without lightbulbs, as Sandman's shopping cart is overflowing with lightbulbs, some taped together in various bundles. Also, on the bottom of the cart, is a massive lightbulb cross, made of about 25 lightbulbs. What is exceptionally scary is that Sandman hasn't changed his clothes since his last deathmatch. His shirt and hands are covered in blood, whether that is his blood or SuperStar's blood is of no concern. Sandman has only one bandana on, around his face. His eyes are blank and hollow; it's obvious that there is no one home upstairs. Someone is going to get hurt. Badly. CUE: "True Faith" EvenflowDDT makes his way down to the ring. Evenflow also isn't empty handed, as he is carrying a barbed wire ladder down to the ring. Evenflow knows that he is in for the fight of his life, as every time that he battles Sandman, the cost becomes higher and higher. Evenflow knows that if he has to kill Sandman to win, he will be able to. Both men are on the outside of the ring, with officials holding them apart, keeping them on opposite sides of the ring. OAOAST workers surprise the crowd, by taking the mat off of the ring! Workers pull the canvas and all of the protective cushioning off of the ring, leaving nothing but the plywood boards, which have barbed wire stretched across them, creating a checkerboard of death! Not surprisingly, neither Evenflow nor Sandman appear shocked or even show any emotion at this development. Workers being the extremely careful process of stringing the explosive barbed wire around the ring posts. Thankfully, the explosions haven't been turned on yet, or else there would be no way in hell that union workers would be doing this job. About a mile and a half of explosive barbed wire is being strung up around the ring. There is enough space under the bottom strand of wire to roll in and out of the ring without blowing oneself up. Once the explosions are triggered on one side, that side becomes normal barbed wire, which is dangerous enough in itself. This is literally putting the death into deathmatch. Evenflow and Sandman, separated by the ring and five OAOAST officials apiece, stare at each other. They have fought wars before, and this will be no exception. The fact that the X-Title is on the line doesn't even matter to them. They only wish to do permanent bodily harm to each other. Death is of no concern; as long as they are able to take the other one with them. Finally, the official let Evenflow and Sandman into the ring, as one poor official slides into the ring and calls for the bell. The explosions are turned on, trapping the three men in a modern-day hell. Sandman ditches the bandana, as Evenflow rubs his wounds, neither man taking their eyes off the other man. Finally, both men begin to walk towards each other, and throw a right hand that connects at the same time! Sandman and Evenflow begin to throw punches at each other, not caring about the damage that they absorb, only that they are hurting the other person. Sandman's nose is bloodied by an Evenflow left cross, as Evenflow is finally staggered by Sandman right uppercut. Sandman tackles Evenflow, driving him into the barbed wire and plywood. Sandman takes the mount position, firing right hands onto Evenflow. Evenflow, small red holes in his back, reverses the position, and is able to fire right hands onto Sandman. Both men go back up to their feet, and being exchanging punches again. Evenflow is able to score a solid blow, sending Sandman staggering dangerously close to the exploding barbed wire. The crowd groans in frustration as Sandman is able to halt his momentum. Sandman charges at Evenflow, who takes him over with an armdrag. Sandman cries out in pain, as even normal moves hurt with the plywood and barbed wire to punish them for their mistakes. Evenflow applies an armbar, as the bloodthirsty crowd boos. Evenflow looks around, stunned at the reaction he is receiving. That gives Sandman the opportunity he needs in order to punch Evenflow in the face and free himself from the armbar. Sandman is on his feet first, and throws the Yakuza Kick at Evenflow, who ducks. Evenflow kicks Sandman in the stomach as he spins around, sets him up, and delivers a piledriver. Evenflow covers, 1..Sandman kicks out. Evenflow pulls Sandman back to his feet and whips him towards the exploding barbed wire, but Sandman instead hurdles over the barbed wire and lands on his feet, on the outside, barely stopping in time to avoid the guardrail. Sandman stares at the jeering crowd, turns around, and gets wiped out by an Evenflow suicide dive! Evenflow is back on his feet in an instant and is pumped up beyond all belief, as the crowd is exploding! Evenflow grabs one of the normal barbed wire boards, and leans it against the guardrail. Evenflow grabs Sandman and whips him into the barbed wire board, with Sandman bouncing off of the wood, with some of the barbed wire caught in his arm. Sandman yells in pain, as Evenflow yanks the barbs out of his arm, and shoves him back into the board. Evenflow puts some distance between them, avoiding the log cabins and various weaponry, charges at Sandman, jumps off the ring stairs, sees Sandman move, and crashes through the barbed wire board! Evenflow tries to pull the broken board half off of himself, as Sandman is sliding various bundles of lightbulbs into the ring. Sandman grabs two lightbulbs, and smashes them over Evenflow's exposed arm! Evenflow yells in pain, as Sandman stomps on the barbed wire board, driving the barbs further into Evenflow's body. Sandman finally wrenches the barbed wire board off of Evenflow and tosses his bloody opponent into the ring, as the ring announcer states that five minutes have passed in the match. Sandman places a bundle of seven lightbulbs in the middle of the ring, and suplexes Evenflow through the bundle! Evenflow sits up in pain, with the glass, wood, and barbed wire taking its toll on his body. Sandman kicks Evenflow in the face twice, then pulls him up to his feet. Sandman hooks Evenflow up, then drops him with an STO into the broken glass, harming Evenflow further! Evenflow's shoulder and face have been opened up for the third time tonight, as the sight of a bloody Evenflow has become disturbingly familiar. Sandman again drags Evenflow up to his feet, and whips him towards the exploding barbed wire! However, Evenflow reverses the whip, and Sandman CRASHES BACK-FIRST INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! That side of the ring detonates, as every barb has an explosive inside of it, and Sandman's body is burned and scarred as he screams in pain he has never felt before! Smoke rises from the side of the ring, as audience members are stunned; some shielding their eyes. Sandman is still stuck in the barbed wire, the back of his shirt completely black. Evenflow pulls Sandman free of the barbed wire, as his burnt shirt is torn to shreds. Sandman collapses to the ring as Evenflow covers him, 1…2….Sandman kicks out. Sandman's shirt was able to save Sandman from severe bodily damage from the exploding barbed wire, as his back is only burnt and scarred around his exposed shoulders. Evenflow grabs a stack of six lightbulbs, lifts it over his head, and smashes it across the now bare back of Sandman, as Sandman's back is again slaughtered by billions of jagged piece of broken glass! Evenflow shows sympathy by grabbing four separate bulbs and smashing those over Sandman's bloody back! Evenflow pulls Sandman to his feet, as glass and blood replace flesh on his back. Evenflow hits a few right hands, staggering a badly hurt Sandman. Evenflow hits a backbreaker, driving broken glass further into Sandman's back. Evenflow pulls Sandman back up and hits a nasty side kick to Sandman's back, before scooping him up and hitting a side slam onto the barbed wire canvas. Evenflow covers, 1….2…Sandman kicks out. Evenflow sighs, and picks Sandman back up again. Evenflow grabs Sandman by his hair, and throws him over the barbed wire, to the outside. Evenflow rolls out of the ring, and picks Sandman up by his hair. Evenflow hits a few knees to the stomach, then grabs a headlock on Sandman. The crowd boos again, until Evenflow charges forward and bulldogs Sandman THROUGH A LIGHTBULB LOG CABIN! Dust from the glass rises, as Sandman lays face first in a puddle of blood and broken glass, while Evenflow yanks glass out of his elbow! Evenflow grabs the pieces of the cabin that are intact and smash them across the back of Sandman; adding injury to injury. Evenflow drags Sandman out of the cabin remains, blood dripping from Sandman's face and chest. Not satisified, Evenflow brings Sandman over, hooks him up, and suplexes him ONTO A C4 BARBED WIRE BOARD! The board explodes, sending fire up as the force of the blast knocks over members of the audience! Evenflow cringes from the force, as his hair was singed by the blast. Sandman, however, is trembling in the barbed wire bed, blood soaking the board, his back badly damaged! Evenflow, after wiping blood out of his eyes, pulls Sandman free from the barbed wire bed, his badly burnt back being freed from the barbed wire. Evenflow rolls Sandman back into the ring, as the ring announcer states that ten minutes have passed in the match. Evenflow tosses the barbed wire trash can into the ring, as it lands on Sandman's stomach! Evenflow also slides another barbed wire board into the ring, and kicks it over to the corner. Sandman is trying to stand, so Evenflow grabs a lightbulb that has thumbtacks glued to it, and busts it over Sandman's back, thumbtacks and glass stuck in burnt flesh and wounds! Audience members are becoming sick now, as the amount of blood around the ring area is over the top. Evenflow pulls Sandman by his bloody hair to his bloody feet, and whips him towards the exploding barbed wire! However, fate reverses itself, and Sandman reverses the whip, as Evenflow CRASHES INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! Another series of flesh-consuming explosions occur, as Evenflow screams in pain that no human should have to feel. Smoke rises from the barbed wire and Evenflow himself, as he collapses to the mat. Sandman is on all fours, in obvious pain, his back a mixture of red blood and black burns. He grabs a bundle of three bulbs and smashes them across the back of Evenflow, digging glass into Evenflow's scars and burns. Sandman pulls Evenflow back up to his feet, then whips him into the barbed wire on the other side of the ring, where Sandman hit earlier! The barbed wire doesn't explode, as the explosions have already detonated, but Evenflow is still stuck in the barbed wire, digging into what is left of his back! Sandman grabs two bulbs and throws them at Evenflow, one breaking over his shoulder. Sandman rips Evenflow's shirt off before grabbing a lightbulb and breaking it over Evenflow's stomach! Sandman finally pulls Evenflow free of the barbed wire, throwing him headfirst to the barbed wire and plywood. Sandman pulls Evenflow to his feet, lifts him onto his shoulders, wincing as Evenflow touches his back, spins around in a circle, and hits the Godmsack! Sandman covers, 1…2….Evenflow kicks out. Sandman grabs a stack of nine bulbs and places it in the middle of the ring. Sandman pulls Evenflow to his feet and back to his shoulders, looking for another Godsmack. Sandman spins, but Evenflow slips out behind him. Evenflow with a nasty forearm to Sandman's back, then hooks him up for an inverted DDT. Sandman tries to fight his way out, so Evenflow instead lifts him up and takes him over with a reverse suplex, dropping Sandman stomach-first ONTO THE BARBED WIRE! Sandman is draped across the barbed wire, hanging above the ring. Evenflow backs to a corner, then rushes with a knee lift to Sandman's temple! Sandman is still hung over, so Evenflow back up and hits a second! Evenflow with kicks to the side and back of Sandman's head, in an attempt to damage Sandman while he is vulnerable. Finally, Evenflow grabs the stack of nine bulbs and throws it at Sandman, the glass exploding across Sandman's body and falling to the ring and ringside area! Sandman falls back to ringside and rolls out to the apron, through the barbed wire and broken glass. Sandman is trying to pull himself up, as Evenflow comes over to the barbed wire to pull Sandman up by his blood-soaked hair. Sandman is almost to his feet when he grabs Evenflow by his bloody hair and pulls him down, guillotining Evenflow chest-first on the barbed wire! Sandman back to his feet, pulling Evenflow more onto the barbed wire. Sandman hooks Evenflow up for a piledriver while Evenflow is strung over the barbed wire, and takes him off the barbed wire and apron with the piledriver, THROUGH A LOG CABIN! Both men lie in the wreckage of glass and blood, as the ring announcer states that fifteen minutes have passed, but oddly enough, proclaims that there are five minutes left! Both men are down and hurt, with Sandman stirring more than Evenflow. Sandman slowly starts to push his way to his feet, as Evenflow is struggling to even roll over. Sandman up to his feet, over by the barbed wire ladder, and decides to toss it into the ring. Sandman grabs the lightbulb cross and props it against the corner of the guardrail, as Evenflow is up to his knees. Sandman grabs a bundle of four lightbulbs and throws it at Evenflow; the glass breaking over Evenflow's left shoulder and head and knocking him back down! Sandman grabs another log cabin and slides it into the ring, before pulling Evenflow out of the wreckage of broken glass and tossing him back into the ring. Back in the ring, Sandman grabs the barbed wire ladder and throws it down across Evenflow's stomach. Sandman covers Evenflow and the ladder, 1…2…Evenflow kicks out. Sandman pulls the ladder off Evenflow before driving the top of the ladder three times into Evenflow's bare and bloody chest, then opening up the ladder and setting it up. Sandman grabs the log cabin and places it across Evenflow's chest, before starting to slowly scale the ladder. Sandman is hampered by fatigue and blood loss, as he is slowly climbing the barbed wire ladder. As he makes it up to about the fourth rung, Evenflow pushes the log cabin off of his chest. Seeing Sandman up on the ladder, Evenflow grabs the bottom of the ladder and tries to shove it over. Lacking the strength to do so, Evenflow starts to climb up the other side of the ladder! Evenflow reaches the fourth rung as Sandman is waiting for him, as the two exchange punches. The ring announcer states that four minutes are left, as the official in the ring and the ones around ringside start to look nervous. Sandman bashes Evenflow head first into the top of the ladder, then starts raking his head across the barbed wire! Sandman moves up to the fifth rung as Evenflow pulls the barb out of his forehead. Evenflow punches Sandman in the stomach before moving up to the fifth rung as well. Both men are still exchanging punches, as they move up to the sixth rung. The ladder is extremely unsteady, balanced on broken glass, barbed wire, and blood. Sandman takes a wild swing at Evenflow, who ducks, as the ladder finally loses stability and tips over, dropping both men CHEST AND STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! Both men are blown off the wire with the force of the explosion, their bare chests cut and stabbed and horrifically burned by the exploding barbed wire! As smoke rises from the wire and both men, the announcer announces that there are only three minutes left! Sandman and Evenflow are down, clutching their burnt and scarred chests. The ring area smells like a mixture of fire, burnt flesh, and blood, as audience members are seen moving away from the ringside area to get away from it. The wood and barbed wire that make up the bottom of the ring are soaked and covered with blood and broken glass. Evenflow makes his way to his knees first, and crawls over to cover Sandman, before Sandman rolls over onto his stomach. Evenflow stands instead, and pulls the log cabin over by him. Sandman onto his knees, as Evenflow grabs Sandman and sets him up for a powerbomb through the log cabin. Evenflow lifts Sandman up, but Sandman kicks free of Evenflow's arms and transfers into a facebuster THROUGH THE LOG CABIN! Evenflow is face down in a wreckage of glass, blood shooting out of the top of his head! Sandman is down, as he went ass and back-first through one side of the cabin, and is picking glass out of the base of his spine! Sandman crawls over and covers Evenflow, 1…2…Evenflow kicks out! A frustrated Sandman crawls over and grabs a bundle of five lightbulbs, while Evenflow grabs the barbed wire trash can. Evenflow makes it to his knees, and turns into Sandman swinging the five bulbs towards his head! However, Evenflow is able to hold up the barbed wire trash can, as the glass explodes over the can. Evenflow, from his knees, drives the barbed wire trash can into Sandman's stomach to stun him, then stands and cracks Sandman over the head with the barbed wire trash can! Evenflow with a second shot with the can to knock Sandman back down to the ground. Evenflow grabs the barbed wire board that was placed in the ring earlier and props it up in the corner, as the ring announcer states that there are only two minutes left! The officials around ringside and the one in the ring especially are starting to look real nervous, as Evenflow drags Sandman up to his feet. Evenflow back Sandman into the corner, then whips him across the ring, as Sandman smashes upside down through the barbed wire board! Evenflow grabs the barbed wire trash can and throws it at the wreckage in the corner, before rushing over and dropping a leg across the broken barbed wire board, crushing Sandman between all of the barbs. Evenflow begins to bring Sandman out of the broken board in the corner and covers, 1…2..Sandman kicks out! The official in the ring looks scared, as Evenflow grabs a stack of nine bulbs and places it on the ground. Evenflow sets Sandman up for the Primadonna, but Sandman counters with a low blow. Sandman hooks Evenflow up, and delivers the EdgeCrusher to drive Evenflow head-first through the nine bulbs! Sandman slowly covers, 1….2..Evenflow kicks out! Sandman, frustrated, grabs the barbed wire ladder and leans it against some of the barbed wire. Sandman pulls the incredibly bloody Evenflow to his feet, and whips him towards the ladder, only for Evenflow to stop himself in time. Evenflow turns as Sandman charges towards him, and backdrops Sandman onto the barbed wire ladder, as the impact snaps some of the strands of barbed wire! Evenflow drags Sandman off of the barbed wire ladder and covers, 1…2…Sandman kicks out! The ring announcer, from a distance, yells that there is only one minute left, as the officals at ringside begin to run back up the ramp, towards the entrance! Evenflow looks confused as to what is happening, as he whips Sandman across the ring into more of the barbed wire! Sandman slumps against the wire, looking closer to death then to life. Evenflow throws a clothesline, nearly knocking Sandman over the barbed wire, out of the ring. Evenflow pulls Sandman off of the barbed wire, brings him to the middle of the ring, and hooks him up for the Primadonna again! Evenflow lifts Sandman, who goes over Evenflow's back! Sandman lifts Evenflow from behind, setting him up for the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!, but Evenflow pokes Sandman in the eye, causing Sandman to drop him as the announcer states that there are only 30 seconds left, Evenflow spins Sandman around, kicks him in the stomach, and hits the DILEMMA DDT! Evenflow covers, but the official has left the ring with the 30 second announcement! Evenflow covers Sandman, getting more then the necessary three count, but doesn't see the official. Evenflow stands, looking for the official, but sees no one. Evenflow looks down the entrance way and sees all of the OAOAST officials standing about 100 feet away from the ring, screaming and motioning at Evenflow to get out of the ring! "20 seconds left!" Evenflow, trying to keep the blood out of his eyes, looks at the officials in confusion. Sandman, meanwhile, is trying to get up to his feet, three lightbulbs in his blood-caked left hand. Evenflow finally seems to understand the message, but doesn't understand why. Evenflow turns around, just to take three lightbulbs to the stomach from Sandman! "15 seconds left!" Evenflow drops to his stomach, as Sandman tries to make his way up to his feet. Sandman kicks Evenflow in the ribs, then drags Evenflow up to his feet as well. Sandman hits a right hand, as Evenflow staggers back, then throws a wild right hand of his own that Sandman easily ducks. Evenflow's back turned to him, Sandman locks on a full nelson in the middle of the ring! "10 seconds left!" Sandman has the full nelson locked on, a gleeful smile on his face. He knocks exactly what is happening. 9! Evenflow flails his arms, doing nothing. 8! Sandman applies more pressure; a literal death lock on Evenflow. 7! Evenflow is fighting to break the hold, but can't find a way out! 6! Sandman spits out blood, still holding on for dear death! 5! Evenflow manages to catch Sandman on the forehead with a forearm, which seems to stagger Sandman some! 4! Evenflow keeps pummeling Sandman with the forearms. Sandman is starting to lose his grip! 3! Evenflow is finally able to break free of Sandman! 2! Evenflow turns, too see Sandman smiling at him! 1! Sandman mouths the word "boom," and waves at Evenflow. O! The ring explodes. JIM OH MY! The deafening explosion shoots fire out from under the ring, the flames bursting 50 feet in the air, creating an intense heat that can be felt in the nosebleed seats. The force smashes a majority of the lightbulbs in the ring. The OAOAST workers standing 150 feet away are all knocked to the ground. Any spectator who was nearby is also blown away. A massive mushroom cloud floats up from where the ring was. After about 30 seconds, the smoke and dust clears enough for officials to slowly walk back to the ring and see if there are any survivors. They see both Evenflow and Sandman on the mat, barely breathing. The officials madly wave towards the back, signals for EMT's to come down to the ring. The wood on the ring is burnt black. The ringside area is a disaster area, as broken glass and blood cover all of the mats. Amazingly enough, the lightbulb log cabins and lightbulb cross are still intact. Even more amazing, Evenflow and Sandman aren't burnt to death. In fact, both men only look to be knocked out from the force of the explosion, not killed by it. EMT's come to the ring with two stretchers. OAOAST officials are cutting down a side of barbed wire to get the stretchers in, making sure that they are not touching the one side that is still rigged to explode. After a minute, the barbed wire is down, and EMT's are beginning the delicate process of moving Evenflow and Sandman out of the ring. Sandman and Evenflow are both placed on those boards, then lifted out onto the stretcher. As both men are taken down the aisle, Evenflow a couple body lengths ahead of Sandman, the entire sold-out crowd gives both men a standing ovation, until Evenflow begins to stir on his stretcher! The EMT's stop, stunned, as Evenflow tries to get off his stretcher. No one tries to stop him, as he is still alive and searching for Sandman! Sandman passes by on his stretcher, causing Evenflow to leap on top of his stretcher and dive off, driving himself into Sandman's stretcher and knocking it over, sending both of them into the guardrail! Officials and the crowd are stunned, as Evenflow is dragging Sandman back to the ring, apparently to finish the job! Evenflow shoves Sandman chest-first into the ring apron, and as Sandman rebounds, dumps Sandman head-first through another log cabin with a semi belly-to-back suplex! Evenflow looks like he has completely lost it, as he grabs Sandman and hiptosses him onto a C4 board! Sandman is able to roll with the move, as the explosions don't hurt him in the same way he was hurt earlier! Evenflow is still on his bloodthirsty rampage, as he grabs Sandman by his hair and whips him into the shopping cart, as Sandman crushes the side of the cart in knocking it over and flying into the ring stairs! The crowd is 100% behind Evenflow, as Evenflow lifts the heavy shopping cart over his head and dumps it onto Sandman's body! Sandman has no time to recover, as Evenflow picks him up and tosses him into the ring, along with the lightbulb cross! Sandman is crawling around, until Evenflow stomps on the back of Sandman's head, and sets Sandman up for a powerbomb onto the lightbulb cross! However, remembering how Sandman countered the earlier powerbomb attempt through the log cabin, Evenflow instead grabs Sandman's arm, and hits the Bogus Journey through the lightbulb cross! Evenflow transitions over, grabs Sandman's arm for an armbar, flips the crowd off for booing the first time, and covers Sandman instead, 1….2…SANDMAN KICKS OUT! Evenflow is in disbelief, as he lifts Sandman up to his feet, as both men aren't just wearing the crimson mask, but the crimson body suit! Evenflow goes to whip Sandman into the barbed wire across the ring, but Sandman counters as Evenflow hits the barbed wire, which snaps and dumps Evenflow into a C4 barbed wire board, which EXPLODES WITH EVEN TRAPPED ON IT! Evenflow's blood rage seems to be stopped short, as he is too busy shaking in pain from another explosion. Sandman is down in the ring, completely exhausted from his night of hell. Sandman slowly rolls out of the ring, as Evenflow is once again trapped in a load of barbed wire. Instead of helping Evenflow out, Sandman springboards onto the guardrail, and hits a corkscrew moonsault, crushing Evenflow in all of the barbed wire! Sandman grabs a bundle of six lightbulbs, and throws them at Evenflow, smashing even more glass into his body as OAOAST workers try to approach Evenflow to cut him free. Evenflow is wildly flailing around, trying to free himself but doing more damage to himself instead. Workers attempt to cut Evenflow loose, as Sandman slides the last C4 barbed wire board into the ring. Sandman throws a log cabin into the ring, as Evenflow is being freed. Sandman rolls into the ring, and starts grabbing what is left of lightbulbs in the ring, and placing them into the barbed wire trash can. Evenflow is finally freed and dives back into the ring, staring down Sandman from all fours. Both men have completely lost their minds. Sandman stares at Evenflow, who is now on his feet. Evenflow doesn't notice that he is in front of the last side of exploding barbed wire, as Sandman rushes to knock Evenflow into the exploding barbed wire with a Yakuza Kick! But Evenflow ducks, as Sandman barely stops from hitting the exploding barbed wire himself! He turns around, only for Evenflow to charge Sandman and SPEAR HIM INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE, AS BOTH MEN ARE BURNED AND TORCHED AGAIN! Sandman is slumped against the barbed wire, eyes rolled back in his head, as Evenflow falls backwards and crumples to the mat. Evenflow is rolling around on the mat, trying to get the sensation back in his body. He makes his way back to his feet, as Sandman is trying to pull himself from the barbed wire. Evenflow yanks him free, kicks Sandman in the stomach, and hits the Dilemma DDT! Evenflow covers, 1….2…3NO SANDMAN KICKS OUT! Evenflow is in disbelief as he drags Sandman back to his feet, and looks for another Dilemma DDT! But Sandman shoves Evenflow off, ducks an Evenflow clothesline, and hiptosses Evenflow, dumping him head-first into the barbed wire trash can and the ten lightbulbs that were placed inside! The trash can tips over, as Evenflow backs out, glass stuck in his hair and head. Sandman yanks Evenflow to his feet, lifts him up, and drills him with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Sandman covers, 1….2…3NO EVENFLOW KICKS OUT OF THE PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Sandman collapses to the mat, exhausted from all of the pain and blood loss from the entire night. He finally begins to move, and pulls the last C4 board into the middle of the ring. Evenflow isn't moving, as Sandman stands up and kicks Evenflow a few times. Sandman drags Evenflow to his feet, and sets him up for another PSYCHO DRIVAH~! However, Evenflow again counters, and HITS THE DILEMMA DDT ONTO THE C4 BOARD! SANDMAN'S HEAD AND EVENFLOW'S BODY ARE EXPOSED TO THE EXPLOSION! Evenflow is trembling, as Sandman is motionless, head down in the barbed wire board. With his last amount of strength, Evenflow rolls Sandman over and covers, 1…2….3! * DING * DING * DING * DING GARY The winner of the King of Deathmatch tournament and NEW OAOAST X-Title Champion EvenflowDDT! JIM ROSS The EMT's return, they've been busy all night. Evenflow refuses attention, as he cuddles the X-Title, crying out of a mixture of pain and joy. Sandman isn't moving, as EMT's help him onto the stretcher and out of the ring. Evenflow finally begins to stagger and limp up the ramp, with the assistance of two OAOAST officials. Sandman's eyes are moving, as even though he isn't able to move is face, he is staring a hole through Evenflow! What will it take to end this feud?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 JIM ROSS Here it is folks. The moment we've been waiting for. Possibly the biggest match in OaOast history. Anglesault vs. CobainWasMurdered. For the biggest prize in this business -- the OaOast Title. With that said, let's head to the ring and Michael Buffer. TONY "THE BODY" We're breaking out the money, baby. * DING * DING * DING * DING * MICHAEL BUFFER Welcome to Madison Square Garden. Home of the NBA's, New York Knicks & the NHL's New York Rangers. Presenting the main event of DOOMSDAY. The following match is the ultimate grudge match for the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Sanction by the New York Athletic Comission & the OaOast Board of Directors. Your referee in charge is Jack Doan. From the World's Most Famous arena, Madison Square Garden in New York City -- Are you ready? New York City, are you ready? Then, for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the World...LEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUMBLE! CUE: "Smells like Teen Spirit" (Crowd BOOS) MICHAEL BUFFER Introducing first, the reinging and defending HEAYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, Co-bainWasMurdered! JIM ROSS CWM may be walking down the ramp with the OaOast Title for the last time. TONY "THE BODY" CWM is in hostile waters, Jim Ross. We're in Anglesault's hometown of New York. JIM ROSS AS has friends and family here tonight. No doubt they hope to see their friend and son regain the Worlds Title. CUE: "BORN IN THE U.S.A." JIM ROSS What a reaction for the first OaOast Champion, Anglesault. TONY "THE BODY" The roof is shaking. Hell, the whole building is shaking. AS high-fives fans as he walks to the ring. MICHAEL BUFFER His opponent, from New York City. The former HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, Angle-sault! Crowd starts CHANTING ANGLESAULT! ANGLESAULT! ANGLESAULT" TONY "THE BODY" Here we go. We've been waiting months for this. Jack Doan calls for the bell. * DING * DING * AS & CWM start walking around the ring trying to punk each other out. JIM ROSS Both men trying to get into each others heads. CWM starts talking trash to AS. CWM You ain't shit! TONY "THE BODY" HA. JIM ROSS The mics picked that comment up. AS SLAPS CWM. CWM takes a few steps back then SHOVES AS. AS then touches CWM in the chest with his finger. CWM falls down like he just got shot. AS quickly covers him. Jack Doan counts 1-2-3! (Crowd ERUPTS) * DING * DING * DING * DING * JIM ROSS What the hell?! TONY "THE BODY" I can't belive it. MICHAEL BUFFER The winner -- and NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, ANGLE-SAULT! We CUT backstage and see a bunch of yelling coming out of the catering room, which has been blocked by a BUS. Bill Watts gets into the ring and confronts CWM & the new OaOast Champion, AS. JIM ROSS The Chairman of the Board of Directors is trying to figure out what the hell just happened. Angle-Plex & Some Guy quickly rush the ring with FOUR baseball bats in hand, and a red, white, and ble FANNYPACK. JIM ROSS Now what? AP & SG HIT Bill Watts in the leg with the bats, then THROW the other two to CWM & AS, who then WHACK Bill in the head with the bats. JIM ROSS MY GOD! They just hit Bill Watts, a man old enough to be ther father in the head with the bat. Zack Malibu & BPP (Who is taped up) come to Bill's aid, but the four men in the ring are too much to handle. JIM ROSS W--What in the--I can't belive this. TONY "THE BODY" Ross, I'm going to get the scoop on this. JIM ROSS Alright. Tony is going to interview the new World Champion, Anglesault. Tony heads in the ring to interview the new Champion. TONY "THE BODY" Anglesault, what in the world is going on here? ANGLESAULT What's going on? You're asking me "what's going on"? This is what's going on. AS HITS Tony with the OaOast Title. Some Guy then gives Tony a Some-Kick. The CHEERS turn to JEERS as the crowd is pissed at AS's attack on Tony. JIM ROSS GOOD GOD! This is out of control. AP hands AS the red, white, and blue, FANNYPACK. AS UN-ZIPS the pack and takes out some sort of small bottles, and hands one to each of the men in the ring. The FOUR men tear the shirts off of Zack, Bill, BPP & Tony -- flip them around then... (Over the PA system) a....W...o! JIM ROSS Oh, my God. AS, AP, CWM & SG then spray-paint "aWo" on the backs of Zack, Bill, BPP & Tony. AS hands over the OaOast Title to CWM, who holds it up. AS then spray-paints "aWo" on the title. The aWo look into the camera and say "This is for you, Sandman. Welcome aboard." Then all four aWo members flash the aWo 4-eva hand-sign. JIM ROSS We're out of time. The aWo is back, stronger than ever before. And may God have mercy on our OaOast souls. Producers Sandman9000 Alfdogg Supervising Producers CobainWasMurdered Big Poppa Popick Executive Producer Tony149 OaOast, Inc. 2002 All Rights Reserved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
