Guest Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Well, attendences are down, ratings are down, and the WWE need a new hero to bring them ot of the down cycle. And they have just the man for the job, all they have to do is repeat history!!! Just like the rookie Maivia, shorten his name to the Mave, give him sun glasses, a catch phrase or two, and call his mave kick the people's boot. Sorted...
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 interesting idea there. I like the way you think can you imagine it? "FINALLY THE MAVE HAS COME BACK TO <INSERT CITY NAME HERE>"
Guest Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 He'll have to be trained to bounce of the ropes before delivering that kick...
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Well the Mave says this...
Guest Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 It doesn't matter if you'r eyebrows don't meet in the middle!!!
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 "This isn't sing along with the eyebrow!!!"
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 In the end, it all comes down to the eyebrows. Eyebrow match at Wrestlemana 27: People's eyebrow versus the Mave's eyebrows with the Miz as the guest referee.
Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Will the Mave star in the <insert bug name here> king movie i hear they are writting the script for him as we speak
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Yeah, but first he has to have a two minute cameo in the prequel which will earn about $5 million dollars off marks who want to see the Mave's eyebrow...
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 that would be rad to have him raise one eyebrow and the rest of the unibrow would be a slope.
Guest Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Will the Mave star in the <insert bug name here> king movie i hear they are writting the script for him as we speak It would be the Fuzzy Caterpiller King, I suppose
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