PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

When you do, it's all about the Steiners against Hase & Sasaki. Awesome tag team match.

She won't do shit. Post it.

For my locale and venue, I am going to have to go with a place that is close to home, because, well... it is close to home. Growing up as a wrestling fan I had the honor to attend several wrestling cards at this historic arena. I got to see Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels go at it in grueling cage match. I got to see Arn Anderson and Ric Flair go at it in... a grueling cage match. Anyway, for my city and venue, I am proud to select an arena that has been host to a great many pay-per-view and live telecast showings, as well as the only arena to feature three WrestleMania cards besides MSG, ladies and gentlemen, I give you... located in suburban Chicago... THE ROSEMONT HORIZON (and, no, I will not acknowledge the building by its current namesake) Now, for my 30th selection, I will, of course, exercise my right to acquire a managerial talent. While there are several mouthpieces on the board that would fit like a glove, few of my working wrestlers are complimented by their token managers like Jimmy Rave is complimented by my next draft pick. All I'm trying to say, is, if you do not buy a ticket to my supercard to see Jimmy Rave make his mark as the top force in the Junior Heavyweight Division, then he will have no other option than to raise the taxes that he has imposed on the people of Ghana, West Africa... PRINCE NANA Now, go in the back and sit in the air conditioning.

Damn. I really wanted her for my Army of Darkness.

I keep thinking this is leading to the eventual suicide away message (which I think might be horrible of me to even be suggesting), but after looking at the nature of the messages I posted when I started this thread, probably not. I definitely see a strong suicide implication away message in the near future. Just enough to make people think that she finally did the job, but something that she could easily play off if/when confronted about it.

Agreed. Part 6 was the last one that I actually liked. Anything after that blows.

He does. Don't know why he couldn't have just selected one right then and there.

I like Angelina, but she wouldn't be able to disappear in character. And my main issue frankly, would be her lips. The whole idea of Catwoman's suit is that it's suppose to disguise her, but those lips would be way to obvious. If there is suppose to be interactions between both Batman/Catwoman and Bruce/Selina, Batman/Bruce should take one look at those lips and figure that out. He's not a moron. Yeah, I'm feeling Helena Bonham-Carter on this one.

They've maxed out his use as a heel for the time being, but SD! is already stacked with babyfaces right now (HHH, Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, Kennedy). Is Big Show a heel?

Okay, moment of truth. Brooklyn Zoo gets one wrestler for his 29th round pick, then he: A) Has to declare his locale (Arena and city) B) Gets to select either a manager or wrestling talent

I don't think that the public should be allowed to tell a private business owner how to run his or her own establishment.

Fuck me. I had plans to draft Madonna's Boyfriend forever ago and I just flat-out forgot.

Logically speaking, why would Shane-O-Mac select the inept Adamle as GM, anyway? How are they going to explain this?

Well, for the restrictions we can actually blame pansy-ass "this is everyone's air!" nonsmokers like you. You want your own non-smoking restaurants and bars? Fine, go have them. But don't insist that all of them be nonsmoking. I don't understand the thought process of not allowing smoking in a goddamn BAR. In some places it's gotten ludicrous, with smoking being completely banned in basically all public places, with a very wide definition of "public". Actually, I think that the business owners should be allowed to make that decision, not the public. And I've never voted on a smoking ordinance in my entire life.

Now that they've taken the championships off of Matt, Miz and Morrison...

That's pretty much the point. Just an opportunity to sweep up a few extra people in the final round. Nothing terribly serious.

I broached the notion of people who bring shit upon themselves in another topic discussion, specifically cigarette smokers who complain about smoking restrictions as if they were born with a nicotine addiction. Fuck that. Nobody made you start. You have only yourself to blame. Other people who fuck their own shit up. - Unemployable lower class parents with facial piercings. You want to be treated like an adult? Take the shitty eyebrow piercing out. Your priority is no longer fitting in with your inner circle of friends with awful, homemade tattoos and worse taste in music. No, your new priority from here on out is to provide for your god damn kids. Clean yourself up, wash the green hair dye out and go fill out some applications. You'll never be punk. You'll never be counter-culture. You're white trash. All of you. - These whiny pricks who hem and haw over a forty cent late fine at the library. If you don't want to pay for your late fees, I have a simple solution- return the material before it is due! And, no matter what, they insist that they returned it on time and we made the mistake. Every time. A few years ago I had this elderly woman complain about a fine from 1997. She said that she remembered turning it in on the day that is was due. 1997! Really, what old lady has that kind of memory? Yet, somehow, they can't remember the name of the person who said that they would waive their fine. Or what they look like. But somebody made a promise. - As previously mentioned, drivers who insist on blasting their subwoofers as loud as possible. Oftentimes, these are the same people who complain because, somehow, they are getting more attention from the local authorities than everyone else. Gee, I wonder why. Was it the loud, rattling sound coming from your trunk that we could hear from ten blocks away? Naw, couldn't be that.

I would wager that there are still a ton of good steals that have slipped our minds. Manny was a tremendous example. I have roughly estimate that, with the 720 selections, factoring tag teams, we will be somewhere in the area of 800 talents total. Also, I'm thinking that, in the last round, I will allow collective stables. I don't think that it would really hurt all that much, but I want other opinions.

bps is up now. Does anybody know what happened to Fratsauce? He hasn't been on in a couple of weeks. Make-Up Selections Fratsauce - 4 picks HTQ - 1 pick

I like that idea.

It's not a hot-button issue at the moment, but, honestly, Ian could only benefit from the exposure.

I know that Nitro scored a higher rating for Flair's return on September 14, but I can't think of anything after that. It should also be noted that Nitro's overall rating, by this time, was always inflated (from a MNW standpoint) as it factored in an unopposed first hour.

Um...

Jimmy Yang on NBC? 'Bout fuckin' time.

Did Jenny McCarthy's tits look great tonight or what?