PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

No- not the phone book! Anything but the phone book! I guess the name of this site is pretty misleading. Somebody's gonna sue.

I was thinking that myself. A year ago you couldn't have convinced me that he was worth keeping around, and yet, I was disappointed that he was kept out of MITB4, and even further disappointed that he and Morrison are no longer tag team champs.

Bye.

Does having a gigger inadvertently thrown to you by another wrestler (Raven) during a match count for something? Nah, I figured not lol Only if he is throwing it to you whilst sleeping on your couch while you are smoking a joint with the late, GREAT Hawk.

When you run the most successful indy in your state for five years, then maybe...JUST MAYBE, your sarcasm will matter. I really would like to contribute, and I am, to this board. I don't think I'm educating anyone here. This IS thesmartmarks, right? But I will say this. I have seen more, done more in this business than most (can't say all, 'cause I can't be certain) of the members here. Have you smoked a joint with the late, GREAT Hawk? Have you split a fifth of Beam with HTM? Prolly not. I once shared a blunt with Homicide. I once dropped acid with Martha Hart.

Promoter/booker/ring announcer/indy owner. Your backyard doesn't count.

I think this is Vince's way of making fun of Bischoff. Bischoff was a shitty announcer in WCW one day and running the company the next. If he really is then... way to throw the entire audience under the bus.

I need an awesome and aggressive Joshi tag team to stand across the ring from those fan favorite Jumping Bomb Angels. Enter my next tag team selection: Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda Oh, sweet violence... Try them. They will fuck your shit up.

Are you sure that was a dream?

Boy... Chris Harris got a bigger reaction when he debuted on ECW a few weeks ago.

Adamle is just a patsy. A fall guy.

Sweet submission.

Wow, Shad dwarfs Deacon Dave.

Are they really playing the Savage-Liz "Forever" song?

I could live with that, but Eric is busy with Jason Hervey makin' waves n' shit.

Gool Ol' Mickie James!

Good Ol' JR!

Does anybody else think that Jericho looks a little bit like Ole Anderson?

Man, Steph was and is hot...

Yeah, but his character is that of a heel and... uh wait a moment...

What on earth is he wearing? He looks like Jacob or Eli Blu.

Semi-letdown.

His hired muscle will be the Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon. And before anyone else mentions it, I know Kane was fake Diesel. So... Kane is carrying around a pair of black leather pants in that bag?

Now that's a steal. By the way, be sure to PM both Fratsauce and Mazto.

I was trying to log on, from work, to tell you to go, but was having problems.