PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

We are still skipping over Drury, as he has two make up selections. So, OOG then back to you if he doesn't make up his selections.

Let's. You think he chokeslams her right before she cums?

You can do the exact same thing to a burger. Plus, burgers are actual food, dogs are... something.

As opposed to the old changes?

I think that it looks like a tramp stamp design.

What I have pieced together from numerous accounts is that, after being bullied around by Dyno after a long time, Jacques got tired of his shit and sucker punched him when the he was walking through a doorway, knocking out some teeth. There's a little more to it but I'm tired and going to bed right now. But that's the main gist.

Don't you talk about Bart Gunn like that.

WCW World Heavyweight Championship Hulk Hogan vs. The Butcher Starrcade 94 Nashville, TN December 27, 1994 Really? After last year with Flair and Vader? This match was the main event of what is supposed to be the company's biggest show of the year? Perhaps this match isn't completely terrible, but I get a little sick to my stomach every time I remember WCW trying to sell me this shit. Of all the people in the world, Ed Leslie is the last person who had any business main eventing this show. Blech.

Toughman Contest Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Mankind RAW is WAR November 18, 1996 New Haven, CT The night after Austin got the biggest rub of his career (up until that point) he was to wrestle Vader in a (soon-to-be-not-so) rare heel versus heel match, dubbed a "toughman contest" or something like that. Well, Vader ended up suffering an injury the night before, and, instead, Austin was paired with Foley for the first time that I could even recall. The result was a crazy brawl that ended up everywhere except for the ring. The match did finally start once they made it there, which only took five or six minutes or so. While this match was eventually ruled a no-contest, it was still a very memorable contest. It really embodied everything that the WWF was becoming en route to the attitude era.

I'm back guys (and my face it terribly sunburnt). I can take any future inquiries from here on out. Thanks again to 909 for handling things while I was gone. P.S. Fuck Steviekick for taking Chukie T long before I thought he was going to go.

Quick heads up. I will be gone all weekend, so just skip over me and I will make up my last selection when I get back.

FYI, I will be gone until Sunday so just skip over me and I will make up any missed selections at a later time.

Just a heads up. I will be out of town for the holiday weekend, and, while I might be able to make it to the computer at some point, 909 was nice enough to moderate the draft in my absence. Any inquiries or selections that you have can be left with him until further notice (which will likely come on Sunday evening). Hope you all have a fun and safe holiday. P.S. Hawk 34 has an awesome idea that he should share with everybody here.

I like that.

The 1995 Royal Rumble Tampa, FL January 22, 1995 If you want to see just how pathetic and thin the WWF roster was at this point in time, just go ahead and watch this depressing refurbishment of everything that made the traditional rumble match enjoyable. It used to be that this epic 30-man contest was the one match that featured every major WWF superstar. Remember Warrior and Hogan back in '90? The efforts of Shawn Michaels and Davey Boy Smith would have been more impressive if it weren't for the fact that nobody else in the match could have believably won. Not to mention that the sixty-minute intervals did little to highlight the "iron man" aspect of numbers one and two making it until the end. There are losers from previous rumbles who had lasted longer, yet drew later numbers. Did I mention that the roster was thin?

Good choice. I had been eying the Backseat Boyz recently.

This predates WCW, but I know what you mean. From all accounts I hear that it was one of the ideas that Dusty had that turned out to be a home run.

For my next selection I'm gonna go with a tag team that I have had my eye on for the past few rounds. It is now time to pull the trigger on one of the more underrated Ring of Honor Tag Team Championship pairings. I would absolutely love to see what these guys would do with Furnas & LaFon. I present to you... Ricky Reyes & Rocky Romero... The Havana Pitbulls!

Oooh. I'm going to have to kill you in your sleep now.

Those were they days. I loved walking ten minutes to the video store and having a wide range to choose from. So you really haven't seen a wargames match yet. I'd suggest 87 and 92 to start.

I kinda like that match.

I'm a little late. Where are we at?

Tables and Ladders Match Sabu vs. The Sandman November to Remember Monaca, PA November 30, 1997 As a maturing smark I was completely starved for ECW. Living in Central Illinois, Sports Channel Chicago was my only opportunity to check it out. Unfortunately, they only carried the program for three weeks before it was deemed too violent. Even the first two pay-per-views were unavailable in my area. This was a total bummer, as I really dug what little of the product I had seen. Then, finally, Viewer's Choice announced that they were going to start carrying ECW PPV showings. My heart lit up. It was about time. While the November to Remember show was panned as one of the company's weaker offerings, I was still just thrilled to have the chance to check out what the company was up to. I can honestly say that I enjoyed the entire show... with one notable exception. The Sandman-Sabu program that had been hampered by Sandman's multiple injuries, and their first-PPV encounter was scrapped as a result. This was considered a make-up for the one-on-one that never happened at Hardcore Heaven a few months prior. The only problem was that this match should not have happened for the same reasons that the previous match did not happen. Sandman was not medically fit to perform, live, on a pay-per-view broadcast. He looked to be in great pain making his way to the ring. Each meaningless hardcore spot became increasingly difficult to watch. The two guys dragged this gratuitous spotfest on for a grueling twenty-plus minutes before putting the match out of its misery. This match was so bad that the company intentionally pre-taped their next pay-per-view match as a preemptive measure just in case it sucked as much and required heavy editing.

Okay.. i've never heard this one. That's because it is untrue.