PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Zing! Yes, that match was so bad that it wasn't even funny. And that entire Steiner vs. Steiner program was utter garbage.

Godspeed.

That is correct. Go ahead. make up selections Drury- 2 Garth- 2

Nash, guess what, got hurt. By slipping and falling. Seriously. Okay, it was in a puddle of ice in a parking lot at night after a house show, but still, he broke his leg by tripping and falling. That's pretty unbelievable. Not that Nash slipped and fell, but that he was at a house show.

See, everything so far, with the exception of the Steiner-HHH match, is at least laughably bad, and thus, entertaining on some level. I could watch an Oz match. I could even watch that Doomsday clusterfuck. And that Hogan-Warrior match is packed unintentional comedy. Moving on, my next selection, much like my first one, is notorious for having been a great idea that was stretched out beyond its capacity. ECW Heavyweight Championship Match "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Tully Blanchard Philadelphia, PA January 7, 1995 Man, Paul Heyman's heart was definitely in the right place when he booked this long-winded contest that pitted the anti-Horseman Douglas against JCP alumnus Blanchard. Everything seemed to add up, except for the fact that Blanchard had not wrestled a full-time schedule in a half a decade. Winded early on, Blanchard had great difficulty carrying his own weight, and thus, after a long, unspectacular showing the decision was made to rule the contest a sixty-minute draw at the 45-minute mark. Ouch!

mellowcareful, why don't you write the messages down? mellowcareful, what's MY name? Mister...

Well, I'll be laughing when we're enjoying Gesselent Day here in the states and you are not allowed, Canada. You guys.

I hate British fag movies... cuz they fags... I hate Irish fag movies... cuz they Irish... That's a joke that I taught my black friend.

Enter D. Lo...

No Perfect/Savage vs. Ramon/Flair?

Doesn't one of the Hart brothers have a birthday coming up?

What did you find that was so bad? All I found on the first page was a nice pair of tits and a bunch of pics of Mr. Plugg.

Why can't he just abduct McMahon and wheel him down a flight of steps instead?

I've gotta say that I'm much more interested in the championship landscape of RAW than I was one week ago. (And I'll never get tired of Mickie)

60-Minute Iron Man Match for the WWF Championship Bret "Hitman" Hart © vs. Shawn Michaels WrestleMania XII Anaheim, CA March 31, 1996 Let me start by saying that I am a huge Bret Hart fan, and a huge Shawn Michaels fan. But this match was both boring and disappointing. The original plan was to have both men trading falls before going into overtime, but management (or Michaels, depending on who is telling the story at the time) decided against the idea of the Heartbreak Kid "losing" several times en route to his first run as WWF Champion, so what we got, in turn, was an hour's worth of build to the only fall. The idea seemed really good on paper, but the execution was less than stellar. I do not want to sit through this ever again.

I could still watch both of those. Can we select ECW matches too?

I'm in. This could be interesting.

I think I've found my new desktop background.

Zig for great justice!

Mike Sharpe? Chris Tolos? Sky Low Low? Okay, I'd be pissed too.

Chicago Street Fight Colt Cabana vs. Homicide ROH Better Than Our Best April 1, 2006 Chicago Ridge, IL My the best match that I have ever seen live and in person. For those of you who weren't/aren't familiar with the Homicide-Cabana program, it had a great build and this match was an awesome blowoff to the feud. Easily one of the best shows that ROH ever put together, and the showing that these guys had is a big reason why.

It has been over 8 hours, so I am going. My next selection will be perfect for Kevin Sullivan's Army of Darkness, and I have a strong suspicion that he was going to go very soon. The 310th selection... Gangrel! Make-up selections: Steviekick- 1 selection HTQ- 1 selection Broward- 1 selection

I'm not usually one to bump an old thread, but I have a strong example of inappropriate song use. The Disney Channel used to air a sitcom called Kids Incorporated, which was based around a group of teenage bandmates. Each show called for a segment where they would cover a popular song. One of these episodes found this group of kids covering "Dancing With Myself." Yes, the Billy Idol song about jerking off.

I just started. Thank god they're not putting another championship on Hornswoggle.