PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

For my next selection, I need a great technical wrestler who can shine in both the Junior and Heavyweight divisions. As an added bonus, this guy is very skilled in the world of shootfighting, and can bring a sense of legitimacy with him. Ladies and gentlemen, the former IWGP Heavyweight and Junior Heavyweight Champion... Nobuhiko Takada I am going for UWFi era Takada, and I could not, for the life of me, find a good picture of him from that era.

909 is up. Drury has one makeup selection.

On behalf of Cranda: The 254th selection... The former WWF Tag Team Champions, Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty... Too Cool

On behalf of KingKamalaClassic: My next pick is one of wrestling's great badasses. It really comes to no surprise that he's currently working as a prison guard at the infamous Louisiana State Penitentary. Before being cartoonized in the WWF, he was one of the meanest looking men in wrestling. He'll make a great fit for my monster heel slot. He's a former UWF World Heavyweight Champion and a WCW U.S. Champion. With my 15th pick in the All Time Wrestling Roster Draft, I'm proud to select... One Man Gang

Garth can go anytime now.

Why break away from a natural opponent, though?

It would not shock me to see both Matt and Jeff on the same roster, as the company is probably hoping that Matt will babysit Jeff, just like he did back in the day, and keep him out of trouble.

I need to have this. Here's another one you might like... Looks like the drink that fuckup white kids have been waiting their entire lives for.

That's a yes. That's a detailed yes.

Looks like Hailee is the new Mysti for our generation. And Rhinaa is the new Laquisha. And Destiny is the new fill-in-the-blank-future-stripper-name. And Tiara is the new fill-in-the-blank-hooker-name. Every female newborn should be killed. The male ones too.

And it's not too late, either. It will never be too late for them.

Has this been neglected because it isn't pinned, or is it no longer pinned because it has been neglected? Either way, I'm eating homemade Vegan Pizza, with spinach, mushrooms, artichoke hearts and Roma tomatoes.

Naw, it's just a really awful name. Every popular baby name in the last five years has been horrible. We need a thread about that.

Shhhhh.....

On behalf of KingKamalaClassic

Or else what? I think that it is going to reach a certain point in the latter rounds where it really won't matter all that much.

And if anybody is wondering, if you go over your four team maximum, there is not need to worry about skipping your next turn. The idea of everybody's roster having the exact same number of performers just doesn't seem as relevant to me as it did at the beginning of the thread. The three-man team rule still stays in effect until further notice.

You got served... and you know this...

I still think that it was a total cop out, and they went with the "God" angle because they couldn't come up with anything better.

Can't wait to see him stretch Shawn Michaels.

Yeah, that picture goes back a few pages in my photobucket account. I've taken a total attention-deficit approach to this draft, going with whatever sounds really good to me at the time.

Didn't mean for it to sound that way. I'm sure that there's more to occupy your mind on the interstate than grass and gunssavelives.com signs and more grass where you're from. I live in a very boring place. Thanks for the dedication, although I have been misbehaving lately. Being on Coumadin, I was hoping that I would become a cheaper drunk, but it hardly has any affect on me.

If you are talking about Amazing Kong then, uh, no.

Good steal. Aja Kong was definitely on my radar.