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On behalf of Sivy We have our first intercontinental venue as we venture across the pond to Sivy's locale in jolly ol' England. His home base will be set in the city of London, with the main venue being Wembley Stadium. His first round selection is possibly the most talked about wrestler in the WWE today, and arguably the best heel in the entire company. Ladies and gentlemen, hide your daughters and lock your hotel rooms. The number eighteen selection is... Randy Orton

He never learned how to read.

I could just kill for a pizza right now.

This is really going to differ from the first draft in the second round, since that is when some of the top tag teams started to go. Obviously, with one-at-a-time selections going, that will not be the case. And managerial/other talents are all on the board as well.

I thought that Saturn was a car saleman in Minnesota, working for Sonny Onoo.

It took me four posts to figure out who the hell we were talking about.

I'm pretty sure that it was just before Survivor Series '93.

Anybody below military age is pretty much good for nothing. We should be allowed to kill them if we want to (however we want to).

It was a Television Title shot, and he missed out because then-champion DDP let the air out of his rental car tires. He captured the belt at Halloween Havoc, the subsequently won the Diamond Doll and Page's 3.5 million dollars, before dropping the belt to Luger and going to the WWF. I watched the Nitro from that night, it was originally a US title shot I remember now. He never did get that U.S. Title shot, did he? * facepalm *

Does any of it? If so, should any of it?

1. Yes. 2. According to Bischoff's book, he resented the way that Russo double-crossed Hogan and buried him on the microphone at Bash at the Beach. Bischoff figured that he would give Russo "enough rope to hang himself" if he relinquished full-creative control to Vince, and he was right. 3. I forget. Wasn't very long, though. I don't know what you mean by your last sentence.

I guarantee you that there will be a solid twenty. Even if I have to create a few gimmick accounts. Which I don't believe that I will have to.

Well, this draft was bourne out of a handful of people clamoring for a reboot. Nobody new approached me until I decided to run it.

Here's a cool gif:

Agent's got a thread where you can describe your cock/vagina, in detail. People should go hang out there.

No homo.

I was wondering when somebody was going to take Altanta.

How about I tell you in a couple weeks after my girlfriend gets her braces.

It hurt me more than it hurt you.

I never realized how much Meltzer resembled Raven until you said that.

I would not* jerk off to that. *would

I don't think that he's going for bad wrestlers, necessarily. Part of it is taking workable talent and misusing them.

On behalf of Kahran Rasmus The locale is a reputable breeding ground for some of the best wrestling talents of all time, and a bonafide money spot in the continental US wrestling scene. Minneapolis, Minnesota Pictured: The Metrodome The lucky thirteenth selection is arguably the biggest cash cow in the United States wrestling scene. Maybe the best in the world right now. Ladies and gentlemen, my own personal no. 1 selection in the inaugural draft... *cue musical hook and a strong mix of cheers and jeers* John Cena

On behalf of The Franchise The surprisingly overlooked hotbed that is St. Louis is now taken. I'm assuming that he is most interested in the Kiel Auditorium. His top selection will likely marry into his family and solidify himself as the centerpiece of the company... Ladies and gentlemen, the twelfth selection... He is the Cerebral Assassin... The King of Kings... The Game... HHH