PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Fuck pie, with it's dry, flavorless crust. Fuck its mother, too. Cake all the way. What, you wanna go? Didn't think so.

Yeah, that's right. From the Legion of Doom's tag team title victory at Summer Slam '91 until the Quebecers def. the Steiners on RAW (stupid Canadian rules match) just over two years later, there was a grand total of one tag team title change (out of six) that was televised (Money Inc. over Natural Disasters, Oct. 92). The rest of those were just announced on Wrestling Challenge or Superstars.

Selecting on behalf of The Franchise They are former WCW World, United States and Six-Man Tag Team Champions... They hail from Badstreet U.S.A. in Atlanta, Georgia... The greatest rock and roll band of all time... Michael "P.S." Hayes and Jimmy "Jam" Garvin... The Fabulous Freebirds!

Selecting on behalf of Hunter's Torn Quad Another amazing worker to come out of the Pacific Northwest, and, quite possibly, the biggest legit heat-machine that modern Lucha Libre could offer. A worthy opponent of Jushin Thunder Liger, and a legacy unto himself... One half of Los Gringos Locos... The Love Machine, Art Barr

World Heavyweight Championship Match HHH vs. Shawn Michaels RAW is WAR December 29, 2003 Maybe my favorite RAW match of all time. It went from being an excellent free television contest to me marking out and rooting for Shawn, truly thinking that I was going to witness the top championship change hands. This match went a long way to renew my faith in wrestling at a time when I was really starting to give up.

My neighborhood was just paid a visit by the ice cream man. THE ICE CREAM MAN! I haven't made a purchase from the ice cream man in at least a decade and a half, since I'm pretty sure that the city I lived in passed some stupid law prohibiting that kind of business. I'm not really that big on ice cream, etc. these days, but I pretty much had to get something. I went with the chocolate eclair.

The Lotus lives on...

A little wet today. A view from my house:

My next selection is a performer who was truly ahead of his time. A wrestling classic who made his mark on the world with his renowned series against the Dynamite Kid. A former NWA and WWF Junior Heavyweight Champion, my fourth round draft selection is... The one, the only- Satoru Sayama: The Original Tiger Mask! I have every intention of booking Tiger Mask vs. Ultimo Dragon in a Junior Heavyweight Dream Match.

Have you asked him if he got his ring name from the steak sauce? I honestly couldn't think of any other questions that I would want to ask him besides that.

Had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was coming back inside from my usual post-lunch recess in the sixth grade. There were tons of boxes of these "Coliseum Home Videos" and such from around around 1991-92 (I went into the sixth grade in 92), many of which don't truly exist. I was sorting through them and marking out big time, because I was definitely buying all of that shit. Don't remember anything beyond that. I've got a few journal entries/voice recordings detailing some odds dreams that I have had just after waking up. I'll have to go through those some time and post them. The one recurring dream I have is that I have a room at the very top of a skyscraper-sized hotel, though that's merely just the platform of the dream, as it always goes in a different direction beyond that. Though, I can usually count on at least one long elevator ride at one point.

I would recommend that people go to Online World of Wrestling instead. It has much more to offer, and is actually run by Brad Dykens, who started up and ran Obsessed With Wrestling, before the guy with whom he shared the domain name decided that he wanted it for himself. It's ten times better anyway.

Me.

Fuck. I didn't think that anybody was going to go for that one. Awesome match, and not just for the ten Germans spot either.

For my sixth-round selection, I would like to go with... Samoa Joe vs. Kenta Kobashi ROH Joe vs. Kobashi October 1, 2005 New York City, NY One of Kobashi's first appearances in North America produced a memorable, five-star contest with the popular Samoa Joe. Simply jaw-dropping.

"To win the match, turn wrestlers around you out of the ring or defeat them by three count falls."

About a year & a half ago, I saw a car as I was leaving work that had the plate "8UTT 53X". How is that possible? I thought that all numbers and letters have to be separate and contiguous?

Go watch The Royal Tenenbaums.

Yes! I love it. One of Chris Benoit's best performances. I mean, damn you for taking this one.

Yeah, that Corino selection kinda hurts me too. But it's also kinda relieving as I have a lot of other guys that I really, really want still.

No, its just that there are worse bands than Nickelback. And there are worse restaurants than Taco Bell. Doesn't make me want to eat there.

And now... Chris Hero presents .

You're a drunk.

1) Yes. I usually respect all workers for one reason or another, but I really hated evaD. He was just awful. 2) Did you know that Frank Stallone is one of the 'celebrities' announced to compete in Hogan's celebrity wrestling reality show?