PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

My next selection is truly a living legend, whose body of work and physical sacrifices has forever earned him a place in the heart of hardcore fans. During the early nineties, he was the man on the North American independent scene. His influential style was often-imitated, but never duplicated. Whenever he was on the bill, the people came out to see just what this madman would do next. His contributions to ECW helped to make that company the most talked about rebel promotion in the history of the business. Ladies and gentlemen, the former ECW Heavyweight Champion... the most homicidal... suicidal... genocidal... death defying selection in the draft... SABU!

I was watching the Tag Team pilot yesterday, and have been considering Jesse ever since (though he wouldn't quite fit in with what I'm trying to accomplish). Also, and this isn't aimed at anybody in particular, but enough with the "there's this one guy who I can't believe is still available" stuff. We get it.

Or won't be taken.

I noticed that too. They might as well call it Vengeance or something...

It was 1997. And the free tickets that were being given away for this event got more people to come out to the Alamodome than any wrestler who was announced for the card. I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Nash was barely even announced ahead of time as the challenger, or that only 7,300 people were in attendance for this show.

It's a shame that the last year of his life was as bad as it was.

Shhh....

You can finally have LOD give him that Doomsday Device that he was supposed to get all those years ago.

Indeed. Let's reduce her character and intentions to a couple of nude photo spreads that she did many years ago. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with her and Cena working on the same roster for an extended period of time, or anything else like that. No, not at all. That never happens in the world of professional wrestling.

Were you expecting something else when you moved to Alaska?

* Seeing Brian Regan on June 7th. * Getting back home to Champaign, IL and visiting with my people as often as possible. * Surgery is very likely. I can't wait. * Swimming and the ice cream man and stuff.

They were engaged.

QUOTE (Тайг @ Jun 1 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that first dog seemed to have some chow attributes. Maybe. The dead giveaway is the tongue, though. Not purple enough. Looks more like a Beefeater than anything else.

True. It's also very sad that he died ten years ago today.

Grab them cakes.

Well, if there's one thing that Vince has proven that he can do, it's successfully venturing into other sporting genres.

He's actually tied with Taker in total title reigns, LOL. That makes me very happy. Edge: 1. Beat Cena for WWE title. 2. Beat RVD and Cena in triple threat fro WWE title. 3. Beat Undertaker for World title. 4. Beat Batista and Undertaker in triple threat for World title. 5. Beat Undertaker for World title. Undertaker: 1. Beat Hulk Hogan for WWF title. 2. Beat Sycho Sid for WWF title. 3. Beat Steve Austin for WWF title. 4. Beat Batista for World title. 5. Beat Edge for World title. Of course, Edge has won all his since January 2006, while it's taken Undertaker almost 17 years. And I agree with Jed- 3rd best PPV this year after Mania and the RR, maybe 2nd after Mania. Looked kind of shitty on paper, but turned out great. You forgot The Undertaker's Undisputed Championship run in 2002.

Somebody needed to explain to Watts that he was booking a PPV for a national company, not the Cajundome on a Thursday night.

Fuck that. I'm tired of being dicked out of Loaded Weapon 2. Make that shit already.

So, anyone have any guesses to what this could be? Anticlimactic.

HHH vs. Undertaker...? Anyone?

I thought that I was the only person who noticed this. But, yeah, JBL has already proven that he is more than willing to blade, so what the F? It just didn't pan out in execution. Please let it happen.

Kokina Maximus!

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...