PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I'm eating Cracked Pepper & Olive Triscuits with Colby Jack cheese. I've fallen too hard for sharp cheddar to even want Cojack anymore. It's just too fucking bland. But it's all we have in the house right now.

Got me a pint. It's alllll good.

Kubrick died the weekend of my 18th birthday. It was a total bummer.

They should change the name of Judgment Day to Day of Judgment.

That's why I say "Hey man, nice shot."

It wasn't the same pairing, so I do not count them. Their opponents, however, do count. You've also got Palumbo/O'Haire in 2001. Unless the match with APA wasn't title for title. Then nevermind.

They're good for the economy.

I would say that I'm pretty much like all these guys rolled into one: Alan Greenspan Cyrano de Bergerac Marion Barry Michaelangelo Shaquille O'Neal Val Venis

I'll put you on the waiting list for the next one. It starts to wear thing after twenty guys. I've already got a few people lined up for the summer draft, including TI, HTQ and J-Hawk, though I am going to favor those who haven't been in one of these yet. You got a spot waiting for you this summer, if you're interested.

You'll pull some badass gates, too.

Jebus has chosen to run the Toronto area, with his home arena being... The Toronto Skydome His first round pick will fit in quite nicely with this Canadian territory. Without further ado... The #3 selection in the draft... He is... The best there is... The best there was... The best there ever will be... Bret "Hitman" Hart

I'll post Jebus' pick en uno segundo.

* raises the roof *

Yeah, that isn't much of a problem. But if somebody selected Chicago, and another person tried to take Rosemont, I would nix it. Also, Brooklyn Zoo had the last spot during the first draft and walked away with one of the best uppercard groups.

You got it.

You probably won't be able to tell from just looking at it.

Oh God yes. Also, I love "Les Yeux Sans Visage." I just got a copy of that last week. Have to make time for it now. Also, the image in my signature is inspired by a New Wave classic. Can anybody guess what it is?

He plays a stripper.

I want to keep it separate cities/territories. Anywhere in the world, though, so there are more than enough "hotbeds" to go around.

Hawk 34 is up! I will be tied up off and on today and tonight. I will do my best to respond to any and all inquiries.

You've done nothing to change my mind.

Because if I continue to add participants, then this thing is going to take forever and a day. It already took three months with eighteen people last time. I will sign you up for the Summer draft, which will only consist, first and foremost, of new players who have missed out. I already bowed out of the active game to make room because I felt there were too many participants and somebody who missed out last time really wanted in.

You might be thinking of Tylenol.

Gert T has sent an RSVP my way.