PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

My uncle has suddenly, out of the blue, become a pinball machine collector. When I have the money and the space, he will be able to help me get my hands on a WWF-themed machine at a decent price.

Fingers crossed.

Geez, I can't believe we have another season finale already. Seems like just yesterday that Halpert asked Beesly out on a date.

Is there any relation between Steve Prazak and Dave Prazak?

You speak my language.

Jesus, yeah. I completely abhorred SmackDown during JBL's entire run. It sucked bad. Tuning in and watching felt like work. Like I should have been getting paid to do it. But this show was pretty good. Now, the PPV after this, the first WWE Great American Bash show, was easily the worst thing that the company did that year. Really, really bad stuff.

Where does Rob Feinstein go for fun? Who played the Ding Dongs in WCW?

What a pro!

Top Five WWF Hasbro Action Figure Accessories 5) Macho King's Crown and Scepter The beauty of these accessories was that you could use them with whomever you wanted to be "King" of your company. Fuck it. If I want to build my toy wrestling league around King Virgil, then so be it. 4) Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2x4 This was a tough one. Between the Big Bossman's nightstick or Jake's pet Damien, it really occurs to me that the babyfaces of this era carried a lot of fun shit to the ring with them. Anybody ever have Brutus Beefcake stab somebody with his hedge clippers before pouring fake blood on them? 3) Demolition's Masks These were just awesome. Demolition had to have these masks, or it would have been a letdown. It almost made up for the fact that The Mountie didn't come with his cattle prod or that I.R.S. didn't have his trademark brief case. 2) Honky Tonk Man's Guitar Did anybody put together a Honky Tonk Man match where somebody didn't get whacked over the head with the guitar? Me neither. That's why I got him in the first place. 1) Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Belt Much like the Macho King's crown and scepter, this one was interchangeable. When Hulk Hogan was taking a break from the Heavyweight Championship scene, he was defending the Million Dollar Belt to the likes of Typhoon and Jimmy Snuka. Yes, I actually had a Million Dollar Division.

Professional wrestling fans chatting about how they would turn down sex. Cute.

Sorry, but Daniel Powter is still well into his long run as the World Heavyweight Champion of Suck.

Also not an adjective: "Caribbean Motown thing"

Ten minutes? That has to include prep time and cleanup, right?

Top Five Four-Man Survivor Series Teams 5) Team Captain Ultimate Warrior with the Texas Tornado and the Legion of Doom (1990) 4) Team Captain Ric Flair with Ted DiBiase, The Mountie and The Warlord (1991) 3) Team Captain Razor Ramon with Randy Savage, Marty Jannetty and the 1-2-3 Kid (1993) 2) Team Captain Rick Martel with The Warlord and Power & Glory (1990) 1) Team Captain Rowdy Roddy Piper with Bret Hart, Virgil and the British Bulldog (1991)

Though I do like the obvious photoshop job with the swapped out heads. It's fucking impossible to get that many children to look good in one shot. It just doesn't happen. But yeah, the moment I saw the thread title all that I could think about was the mother's outrageously loose pussy.

(El Gigante +Buff Bagwell) = (Butch Reed x ?) Hmmm....

(Craig Pittman + Iron Sheik) - Ultimo Dragon = ?

I would like to contest that answer.

'Bout fucking time.

We all have a "Jodie" in our life. Well, except Milky. He drove his to suicide. Possibly.

That kinda reminds me of this: http://webpac.sscpl.lib.in.us/CatalogDetails.aspx?id=422545

This girl sounds like a total pain in the ass. She needs to be slapped around a little bit. Then she'll have something real to complain about. All this whiny shit she spouts out that serves to alienate everybody that belongs to her inner-circle, only to decry of those people when they don't want to put up with it any more? Yeah, this bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Oh woe is me. Go hang yourself.

I'm certain that Williams and Gordy would have been tag team champions at the time. Either that, or the TV title was on Steamboat/Scott Steiner/vacant and the Light Heavyweight Title was vacant. There were a ton of title changes around this time.