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Who will go into the WWE Hall of Fame next? Who is in charge of booking RAW? What does TNA's writing staff look like?

Tenacious D? Man that new theme song blows a lot of dick. I hated the theme Orton has had all these years, but now I miss it.

What was the reason for Lashley's departure from World Wrestling Entertainment? Which WWE wrestler uses the most drugs? What will happen when Vince dies?

Who is the next WWE main eventer? Why should I watch TNA? How effective is WWE's wellness policy?

HBK would have been the Euro Champion, and if Owen was the IC Champion (post Badd Blood), then either the Godwinns (who defeated the Headbangers at Badd Blood) or LOD were tag team champions, depending on what week you were watching.

Whatever happened to the good ol' days of extirpating the flesh and selling the skeleton to the local pediatrician? You people are sick.

Thought I didn't discover WCW until a few months later: World Champion- Lex Luger US Champion- Sting Television Champion- Steve Austin World Tag Team Champions- The Enforcers (actually, the titles were vacant for about an hour when I started watching) US Tag Team Champions- The Patriots

That's been my theory for many, many years now.

I see that, and I raise you a drugs and alcohol.

I tried to get Michigan divided for five years...

It's all coming back to me now... 1. I was one of a handful of kids in my school enrolled in the Pupil Enrichment Program (P.E.P.), where we were bussed to another school once a month to work with shitty apple computers and science projects. Actually, I was only one of two people in my 3rd grade class who was accepted. The others were all older... especially Katie O'Sullivan... oh my, she had to be at least six inches taller than me at the time. Intimidating. 2. Won my elementary school spelling bee. For some reason that didn't get me any more play with the ladies. 3. I single-handedly sparked the four-square reappraisal phenomenon in my school back in 1992. Not that it's a big deal. I just never got any credit for it when I should have. Those fuckfaces... 4. I was a part-time "crossing guard" every third week, volunteering my services so that a bunch of obnoxious 1st graders could make it to class in the early afternoon. Now that I think of it, I've never put that on my resume. 5. The woman who taught both my first and second grade classes was awesome. I was her favorite. I was the only student who was invited/attended her wedding. She used to play "That's What Friends Are For" (the Dionne/Gladys/Elton/Stevie version) in class. I think about her every time I hear that song.

Much like how the underdog Rey won a string of matches against Eddy, but Eddy looked really good gaining the final win over Rey in the cage match. Booking guys to look good is much easier than people make it out to be, sometimes.

I totally forgot that ECW was on tonight. This usually happens every 1 out of 0.5 shows. What did I miss?

I just remembered how much I can't stand it if somebody is selling a company-specific wrestling-related item, but yet they litter the item description with "WWF WWE WCW NWA ECW WCW OVW TNA ROH Hulk Hogan." There's no reason that my search for a Tatanka action figure should yield results that include a TNA Genesis DVD or an promotional copy of Positively Page.

Are you for real? He's looked like that for years now. Go look it up, that's what the friggin' internet is for. dude, i aint got no time to be lookin up pics of the warrior, i barely have enough time to post here FOR YEARS NOW... ok, now you're pissin' me off. if TSM had a PPV event, i'd challenge u to a match. i'd cut promos leading up to it describing how I actually have a life, so I have no time to keep up with what the Ultimate Mental Case looks like nowadays. I'll show photos on the TitanTron explaining why you know more about him than I. The pics would show me out on dates with various women and then show what you've been doing these past years... sittin' at home in front of your computer, lovingly gazing at pics of The Ultimate Warrior. FOR YEARS NOW...

Like... "Danny Davis potential" or...?

Crispen Glover Ultimate Warrior Gary Busey Herb Abrams That crazy black dude who smashed up that PT Cruiser with a baseball bat

It's Sabu!!! No, wait... Well, he still likes to destroy furniture...

He just might owe Santino a big Thank You.

Some would beg to differ.

I am sad panda.

Of all of the gimmicks that I would like WWE to steal from WCW, it's this one. Everybody talks about how much they love War Games, but I still prefer the Battlebowl concept above all else. I prefer the format that they used for the 1991 and 1993 competitions. While I don't see WWE running a PPV consisting of unannounced matches, I do think that it would be intriguing for them to run a special three-hour RAW featuring the Battlebowl concept. If done properly (like, the opposite of what they did in 1996) it can be used to start new feuds and elevate new stars. What do you guys think?

I like how Creed's name is in quotation. Does the double male/Mars symbol for Oscar mean what I think it does? And Devon? The guy who got fired in the second season?!?