PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Wilford Brimley, I'm going to see my best friend's first MMA fight this evening, and I have an extra ticket. Who should I bring with me?

I usually don't find animal deaths to be funny, but I have to admit that a few of those deer videos kinda made me laugh. Yeah, I've seen that sleepy cabbie video a time or two before.

Yes. I remember that Michaels was already battling a knee injury when he was voted into his World Championship match at Taboo Tuesday.

Your box or mine?

Whose idea was it for you to emerge from the fire for your entrance? How much input did you have concerning the Gangrel character and the angles that you were involved in?

... and he was driving with Kevin Thorn at the time. There's a joke in there somewhere...

Coloring? Now I know what to get my little brother for Christmas. Who do I make the check out to?

Coloring? Now I know what to get my little brother for Christmas.

Oh... .... ....... ... . .. * continues urinating on himself *

I can't wait to pick that up. It's about damn time. Christ. I have this feeling that no matter how good it is that it will be for nigh. They put this album off for way too long. I sort of resent them for it. Still, it'll probably be the only new release that I will purchase with any confidence this year.

More of a current top ten than an all-time: "That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne Warwick/Elton John/Stevie Wonder/Gladys Knight "Carry the Zero" by Built to Spill "Your Impression This Morning of Me Last Night" by Joan of Arc "New Yorks Alright If You Like Saxophones" by Fear "Head Over Heels" by Tears For Fears "Journey to the End of East Bay" by Rancid "Rather Be Dead" by Refused "Easy to Be Hard" by Three Dog Night "Look Back and Laugh" by Minor Threat "Man With An Open Heart" by King Crimson

Celebrating 31 Days Without A Pryo-Related Accident or "I am more of a nigger than you are."

From PWI:

Yes, I'm sure that Orton behaves the way that he does to "keep kayfabe alive," and it has nothing to do with his well-documented manchild tendencies that go back all the way to his teenage years.

You're right. Orton should take some time off to film Suburban Commando. I'd buy that for a dollar.

WWE Championship HHH vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Batista

Fixed.

I've never even met this bitch and I hate her too.

It was something bold and different... and we all knew how that match was going to end anyways.

Super Crazy hasn't been released yet? Not that I want him to be or anything.

Sharp teef.

Picnic Basket Free for All 4. Corn on the Cob 3. Mac and Cheese Bread Bracket 1. Cheddar Biscuits 2. Garlic Bread Taters! 1. Fuckin' Baked Potato 2. French Fries Greens and Grains 1. Asparagus 2. White Rice

I'm sure that WWE will take that into deep consideration after those shows earn them way too many dollars.