PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

You never know, though. Maybe they thought that he was okay to "drive" as in drive the fish to be the best. To coach it or something. And he quit his job to coach the fish full time and in the end he was really bad at it. He had to sell the car, and he lost the house. He had to uproot his family and move to Kenosha, WI. And now his family resents them for talking him into the ill-fated fish-coaching gig. And now they resent themselves. But he probably just got shitfaced and crashed his Chevy into a lake.

Because they thought that fish was okay to drive home. And then that guy caught it and ate it.

Oh yeah... the "staticus" as we would call it in our youth. I know I'm pathetic.

Either Ashlynn Brooke or Bree Olson. I get those two confused all the time.

Did it hurt when the fireworks burned you?

Orton's reign was so solid that he effectively shook off all of the stigma that came with his World Championship burial back in 2004. Many thought that he would never be able to recover from that, but I think that he performed very well as WWE Champion this time around. As far as HHH goes, I guess that it's okay that he has been given another reign, but really... does having the WWE Championship do anything for him, or vice versa? If I want to see a veteran capture the belt again, I want it to go to HBK. I'm sure that HHH will carry the belt just fine, but I'm still kinda indifferent to the idea. Regal in the main event? I know better than to get my hopes up. I am assuming that MVP dropping the US Championship is the first step in moving him up the card. I like the idea, but I have have this fear that they will get cold feet with him and he will wind up getting buried early into his main event push. I hope that I'm wrong. I missed about 75% of the card, so I can't really comment. Edge/UT was good, and I hope that they put that one on ice for the time being so that they can come back to it fresh. And Mick Foley was really welcome on commentary. Don't know what their long-term plans are with him, but it was really cool.

Ha! And that dude got all dead and stuff...

I distinctly remember predicting Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel at WrestleMania XI one year before it went down. I had no idea that the WWF Championship would be factored in, though.

Hate to take away from the endless HHH debate, but I missed the diva tag tonight. How did Nattie Neidhart look? Did she get a decent amount of time in the ring?

If anything, just tell me that HHH is going to retire the bling belt. I'm far beyond sick of looking at it.

This may be nothing new for our posters out in Cali, but I live in the Midwest (Central Indiana to be exact) and doesn't happen too often. But shit, the shelf in my room was shaking and the dogs were barking. It was crazy. http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/...-morning-e.html http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/04/18/...-Earthquake.php

I want to know what kind of drugs he was on when he thought that those painfully long and boring mock Tonight Show skits were just what they needed to compete with the Austin-McMahon feud.

Atmosphere is great. Really one of the few remaining things that hip hop has going for itself. Haven't heard anything beyond You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having, though I really thought that album was a weak effort. Overcast! is just an indie rap masterpiece, and Seven's Travels is even better in some ways. I haven't checked out any of Slug's side projects yet. Anybody know if they're any good?

Are we still talking about the Walk Score or did I miss out? Well anyway, I got a 45. I credit that to the redneck bar that is thirty yards away from my house. I knew a "Josh Moore" who managed a Dog N' Suds where I used to work. He had a '13' tattooed on the back of his neck... so yeah... common weird stuff.

UFC.

You know what might help? Strychnine.

Yes. In addition to the Tribute to the Troops specials, I found these tapings: RAW 02/26/97, Berlin, Germany RAW 04/09/97, Johannesburg, South Africa RAW/Heat 02/04/05 Saitama, Japan SD/Velocity 02/05/05 Saitama , Japan RAW/Heat 04/25/05 Birmingham, England SD/Velocity 04/26/05 Birmingham, England RAW/Heat 11/21/05 Sheffield, England SD/Velovity 11/22/05 Sheffield, England RAW 04/21/06 London, England SD/Velocity 04/22/06 London, England RAW/ECW 11/13/06 Manchester, England SD 11/14/06 Manchester, England RAW/Heat 04/16/07 Milan, Italy SD/ECW 04/17/07 Milan, Italy RAW 04/23/07 London, England SD/ECW 04/24/07 London, England RAW/Heat 04/14/07 London, England SD/ECW 04/15/07 London, England

I just sort have an irrational phobia of southern accents and drawls. The people just sound like they are a few evolutionary paces behind. Like they don't know the difference between right and wrong. That's dangerous. Oh, and the weather in the Midwest sucks a lot of cock. Not in a good way, either. I hate it.

Wow, Vince really is a pioneer for free speech.

Good call. Forgot about the Southern Justice label. I had no idea that they used it when they were in WCW. Also, I think that Sexton Hardcastle & Christian Cage competed as a tag team in Canada before they became The Brood/E&C in the WWF. And they wrestled as the Conquistadors. That reminds me... Hardy Boyz/Los Conquistadors/Wildo & Ingus Jynx/New Brood

Hey, this is fun!

Ya got Mickey Mouse, ya got pornography.

Pretty much. If I had to take a guess, though, I would assume that Henry told Hayes that it wasn't acceptable, and instead of just apologizing, Hayes tried to justify it, which would be a bad call on his part. Mere speculation, though, since I wasn't there of course.