PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Finlay defeats Khali with help from Hornswoggle. I can still see Khali getting his heat back fairly soon, though.

Just be glad that you don't work at a public library... There's this 45 year old fat fuck in overalls who always comes in, looking at young girls on myspace, who will print out thirty pages of black and white jpegs, the bulk of which are Comic book hero illustrations, but he will slip a couple of girlie photos in for his own personal use. It's pretty gross. I wish this guy who invest in a PC of his own...

Chaz/Marianna angle all over again. Sweet! Remember all the money and the ratings and merchandising opportunities that came out of that angle!? Lightning in a bottle, I tell yas...

Ah, Art Donovan. What in the holy hell was that company thinking????!?

Eric Bischoff stated in his book that Scott Hall came up with the idea.

Listened to "El Oso" by Soul Coughing for the first time in a million years. It still holds up.

Thank you! I still contend that Velocity > "ECW" on Sci Fi.

Nice. I also want to fuck the chicks that Skid Row don't even want to look at.

I can't do this.

Molly was only on screen for about thirty seconds total, and didn't really do anything other than have Horsnswoggle dancing around her, and shake hands with Regal. Her hair is longer than last seen, but that's about the only real change I noticed with her. Sacrilege. She deserved more face time than what she got, and I'm not just saying that because I am completely biased either.

My favourite part of the show tonight was Jericho saying that he's glad he had the time off because he was feeling burned out and "mentally fried" ...uh Yeah, that was bad. Good thing he didn't cut that promo in front of an ROH crowd. Those fans would have totally jumped that the guardrail and showed Jericho and everybody else in the business how to really put the industry over

Tru dat, dawg. He be needed to trUllleey rebirthin; HIMsellvf. translate: He needs to just be what he was during the fun, sixty-second long clip of ME WANT TITLE MATCH of yesterweek: fun, and not forced. Also, WWE needs to treat him like his special. Like they did when they first debuted him: Y2J is the biggest fucking deal this side of Kurrgan. Not even Hogan came off that way during the split in 2002. It all breaks down to smart, precise booking, wherein which lies the fatal flaw.

I think that Jericho (through no fault of his own) has returned at the WORST TIME POSSIBLE in recent memory. Vince and company, within the past year, has realized just how sentimental the WWE fans (outside of Dimwit, Conn. or wherever the fuck the show aired from tonight) are. When you stuff the Jericho return in the same three-week sandwich with Flair in Charlotte and this sentimentally stacked show, then you can't expect the fans to take to it in the way that they should. It's just distracted booking.

And Regal was holding a Coca Cola Classic... they should fight...

rape + miscarriage = situational hilarity!

Tension between Kane and Lita = CLASSIC!

Close to it. I marked out for that entire comedy montage. I knew that the Doink-splashing-Heenan segment would surface within the first five seconds.

The celebrity package was interesting, mostly because I saw Jeff Jarrett, Michael Moore and Dennis Miller all within twenty seconds of each other... I was going to strangle my cat if they didn't show the classic Tiny Time segment, but of course they did.

My sentiments exactly. There had better be more than 17 seconds devoted to Molly Holly, or I'm gonna be pissed... of course, you already knew that...

And they had better be glowing, too.

Fuck yes! 2 Cold! Repo Man! Mean Street Posse! Life is good.

It is, consistently, one of the top-rated weekly cable programs, so yes.

Red is working as a custodian for the New York City public school system.

I don't care if he stays with the company or leaves, I just want the two sides to reach an agreement and stick with it. Let's hope we don't have to hear about it again any time soon.

I like that you keep it real.