PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Ha! No, this will not affect whether or not I will be able to watch his matches. Which is to say that I will continue to watch zero of his matches. Except for the Money in the Bank with Verne Gagne vs. Ray Stevens vs. The Crusher vs. Fritz Von Erich vs. Ken Patera vs. Nick Bockwinkel. That one's too good to miss out on.

I'll bet that Melina is the best lay out of the group, with Mickie being a close second.

Does anybody remember the video where she sucked that dick? That was cool.

PWInsider is reporting that RAW pulled a 4.1 this week. This would be the best number for a non-three-hour RAW since the one that aired one week before the "Chris Benoit Tribute."

Sorry I've been AWOL. I've been trying to drink less and sleep more. I've haven't LITERALLY cracked a 40 since last week. I'll be bored at job #2 with nothing to do in a few hours or so. TSM After Dusk will be on, teddy bear.

In all fairness, Vince/WWF violated the terms and conditions that were agreed upon. I don't think that there was much that any attorney could have done.

If his in-ring success follows McDevitt's in the courtroom that guy will probably end up doing more jobs than Tommy Dreamer. Does McDevitt have a bad track record outside of the work that he does for Vince and WWE?

Yeah, but love is all you need. You don't need money or food or a house. You materialistic fucks.

So, the Adam Carolla Show is officially canceled as of yesterday, with the final show broadcasting tomorrow. Why? Because KLSX is switching over to a Top 40 format! Really, the only good morning radio show is being canceled because the world is looking for yet another shitty, cookie-cutter top forty station?!?! This just pisses me right off.

I think the idea is that more people would be watching the RR than One Night Stand or Smackdown, which is certainly true. I see nothing wrong with Christian not being the one behind the attacks, as no one was expecting Matt. It was a bigger surprise, and has a better pay-off, buy-rate wise for the WWE. Except that: A) It doesn't matter how large the viewing audience is when the trigger is pulled. They're not going to keep it a secret between the Rumble and Mania. B) A Hardy-Hardy match isn't going to make the same kind of a dent in WrestleMania that it would in any other PPV.

Except I didn't throw up when I was trying to remember all of the King of the Ring winners.

I still say they could have stuck while the iron was hot and done a Christian/Jeff program. I mean, he would have had the momentum upon his return if they had brought him back as the attacker, and booked him next to Edge. This shit writes itself quite well and they somehow fuck it up. It's astounding. Hardy vs. Hardy is the kind of feud they could have done whenevs. It doesn't matter if it's now or later. Matt turning on Jeff would have gotten the same reaction at One Night Stand or some random SmackDown in September as it did at the Royal Rumble. He doesn't even have to screw him out of the WWE Championship.

The Audacity of Grope

Get out of here with that stupid shit.

This one's for you, VX.

You're learning, kid. You're learning.

Yeah, I caught what happened right after I posted, but hoped nobody would see. Those two eluded me as well. Got all the ones in the KOTR quiz except .

Fun shit. I got all of 'em with 5:02 remaining. Took me a moment to remember and

No, I can't bring myself to do it either. For me it's strange. It depends on the match and I don't know why. I can't bring myself to watch his matches at WrestleMania XX or 23, but there are others that I can sit through without any problems (i.e. vs. Steve Austin from May 2001). I guess the closer the match is to his "outburst," the harder it is to take.

Nope.

We did it!

It's good when you can get it in pure pill form.

That one bothers me regardless of any real life situations. I can't recall any really. If it's bothersome, then it is on its own merits. I would have to agree. Everything about those segments were both embarrassing and stupid, no matter what was going on in Austin's personal life.

Hunter's Torn Quad

Jingus so black every time he get in a car the oil light comes on.