PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Hernandez already cashed in his 'Feast or Fired' shot and they squandered it.

Ashley was probably up all night doing blow.

I need an aspirin after attempting to read that shite.

C'MON MAN = I swallow cum

It reminded me more of the infamous Crispin Glover visits, except not as awesome.

I know that Luger/Savage has marquee name value to it, and Malenko/Eddy were always awesome when they were in there, WWF was also offering some good stuff that night. That tidbit is very misleading.

I was thinking Connor Zbyszko or something like that.

People give Todd Pettengill a hard time, and maybe he wasn't a great announcer, but fucked if he wasn't a good hype man. He definitely knew what he was doing.

You know who I miss? Josh Matthews and Bill DeMott.

I have mixed emotions. I don't want Beer Money to break up, but I really want to see Roode move up to the next level. I wonder what stupid name creative would saddle him with.

THERE'S ONLY TWO MONTHS LEFT!

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I agree that it was a funny effort from both. Phoenix did a great job of staying in character, and Dave is just gold in situations like this.

Good lord, we've adopted the band geek from American Pie.

I knew it was her.

It was a Television Title shot, and he missed out because then-champion DDP let the air out of his rental car tires. He captured the belt at Halloween Havoc, the subsequently won the Diamond Doll and Page's 3.5 million dollars, before dropping the belt to Luger and going to the WWF.

Yo Maz- you want to take the late EHME's spot in The King Kamala Krew? We need one oppressed minority to replace another, yo! Yes, the white boy from Utah. I'm a total minority. I was going to be the Owen Hart. My caucasian grandfather was technically born in Mexico, so the cholos in high school left me alone. Close enough? KOAB is a two-timer. He promised me the Owen Hart spot as well.

So, you're a hospital custodian, correct?

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You didn't do as KOAB commanded you to. It's probably for the better, though.

I stopped watching around the time that Nigel was booed out of the building for taking the night off to recover from a concussion.

I would start watching ROH again if that were to happen.

Raccoon penis bone, to stir drinks.