PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I don't even want to know how much they would charge for even a domestic beer.

Do they really serve alcohol at Diznee World, or was Dixie given special treatment?

Brooklyn Zoo The Great Mazto Cowboynumbers King Kamala Classic Kinetic Richard Mattdotcom Burning Pirate Ship Sex The Franchise 2GOLD

The sight of Necro Butcher in a feature film was just surreal and awesome at the same time. A small detail that struck me the moment it caught my eye: The scene where Randy is in his daughter's house; the living room is decorated with Christmas lights. In Beyond the Mat, when Jake is conversing with his daughter, the room that they are in has similar decor. I am pretty sure that it means nothing, but still. A weird little coincidence.

Very wise. I was going to take him next round. You've got to hook him up with Guru.

Boy, do I miss Elijah, Cade & Murdoch.

I don't see it happening at all, but I would mark very hard if it did.

I remember, shortly after Nikolai sold out to DiBiase, telling my friends that we would probably see Virgil vs. Volkoff on the SummerSlam '94 card with Volkoff going over. His reaction was that of "Huh? Maybe on Superstars, but not at SummerSlam." I was very wrong in this instance.

I hope not. That scenario has been done to death.

Then he repossessed their headstones!

He's tall.

Assuming that we skipped over Zoo on account of his missing the last round, both Nighthawk and OOG's windows have passed. Linx can go now.

Dave Meltzer needs to use his time machine for good, not evil.

It looks as though Shooter in a Wedding Dress has been banned. And I never got to tell him how much I love him.

It's because the head of the company basically said that they market their line of action figures to losers. That's why it is funny.

Perhaps, but it still made the match much more enjoyable than it would have been, what with the lack of marquee names (especially when compared to the year before). And, even then, it is packed with moments. There was a spot where El Matador, of all people, looked as though he was going to dump Backlund over the top rope, and the crowd in the Arco Arena was losing their shit over this. The resilient Backlund managed to escape and roll under the ropes, as the crowd breathed a sigh of relief. Good stuff.

1. Who will win the 2009 Royal Rumble? (5 Pts) HHH 2. Who will be the runner-up (3 pts) Randy Orton 3. Who will be the iron-man? (5 pts) Shelton Benjamin 4. Who will have the shortest time? (5 pts) Charlie Haas 5. Who will have the most eliminated opponents? (3 pts) Umaga 6. Who will draw #1 and #2 (3 pts each, 3 bonus for accurately naming both) The Miz and John Morrison 7. Who will draw the most successful entry # of 27? (2 pts) Vladimir Kozlov 8. Who will draw the #30 spot? (3 pts) Umaga 9. What will be the eventual winning #? (5 pts) 15 10. Will there be any surprise/unannounced entrants as of 1/25? (no point value), If yes, who will they be? (3 pts each) No. 11. Will the endurance record of 62:12 held by Mysterio be broken? (no point value) If yes, who breaks it? (3 pts) and what will the new time be? (7 pts to closest time predicted) Hell no. 12. Who will be the final six men in the ring? (3 pts each, 10 pts for accurately naming all) Umaga, HHH, Randy Orton, Shelton Benjamin, CM Punk, Vladimir Kozlov 13. How many instances of interference by non-competitors will we see? (2 pts) One 14. Will anyone bleed? (no point value), if yes, who? (3 pts) No. 15. If Charlie Haas is a participant, who does he imitate? (3 pts) Ultimate Warrior

What, you don't believe Vince when he says that he has never thought about steroids or the negative effects they might have ever?

As somebody who owns a Shark Boy figure in an autographed package, I feel like a complete fucking loser right about now.

Talk about impeccable timing.

I would have to agree. A lot of playing dumb and doing his best to hinder potential sub questions.

I thought it was a dark-haired Hornswoggle. Seriously.

I imagine a little less with each passing week. Kozlov has just deflated. Really? I was going to say "No. Not at all."

Those shark pools (as we call them here) are always a horrible idea. Just as drunk as you'd get by sticking with one type of alcohol but with more vomit and a worrrrrrse hangover!