PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Primo and Carlito make Hawkins and Ryder look like The Steiner Brothers in their Championship heyday.

This was dumb. And not just because I missed out on all the fun while I was at work.

I would like to echo the optimistic sentiments re: McCool dropping the belt to the much more interesting (and hotter) Maryse.

Michael Cole hates the Jews.

Best RAW match I've seen in a long time.

I'm so glad that the convoluted limo entrance is used sparingly these days.

That was the hottest entrance ever. Melina is dressed like a member of Harlem Heat.

I much liked Shawn's reasoning for accepting JBL's help. It's frustrating, but also makes perfect sense.

Well, it makes no sense for the World Champions to be in the Rumble match, and keeping guys like John Cena and Jeff Hardy off the card would be a horrible decision.

It's because he's black on a Monday morning, which is prohibited in Canada.

Driving from Chicago to Champaign.

I knew that waiting until the last minute to make my Death Pool selections would pay off.

That segment was some of the best unintentional comedy ever.

Snow wasn't as much of a motherfucker here as wind and ice was this weekend. After the windchill it was -4 degrees today. Some pics I took on I-57 around Kankakee:

Just watched the Mongo-Meng match from the infamous NWO Nitro (before the makeover segment went down) where McMichael completely shattered a balsa wood chair over Meng's head, and, when that didn't work, he grabbed a solid steel chair (not a liquid steel chair) and smashed it over his head to score the pin. Good times. P.S. I miss the Nitro Girls.

I shit you not that was my desktop background for about a month after WWE.com posted it.

Sucks to be you.

I did not think that I would be able to make a selection that would surpass Ras in terms of controversial tone, but it looks as though I have... Paris And more underground goodness. Bigg Jus

We need to return to the good ol' days of dogs expressing their desire for the product.

This is bullshit. I decried of theatrical showings of that movie being a good place to get shot months ago. And I pretty much meant it, too. Seems once again my contributions will go unappreciated.

I prefer the years where they had the 30-40 WWE/F wrestlers showed in a gang battle but all of them were cartoon versions of the real self. It was more like a dozen or so wrestlers and a bunch of faceless shapes in the background. And it looked like they were all on the same side, ready to kick your ass. I miss those. Where's the Orton headlock in that poster?

KOAB can go now.