PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

+2 for Mr. Bungle reference.

It took forever, but I've finally moved from 18th place to 17th place overall. What a lovely month it has been so far!

Off the top of my head: Randy Orton Chavo Natalya Carlito Primo Manu Cody Rhodes Ted DiBiase, Jr. Goldust (Dustin Rhodes) Jesse (Ray Gordy) DH Smith Deuce

I fawkin' lay your nuts on a fawkin' dresser, just your nuts on a fawkin' dresser, and bang dem shits wit a spike fawkin' bat... POW! I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss... I fuckin' hang you by your dick off a fuckin' twelve story buildin' out in this muthafucka...

The Long, Slow, Torturous Death of Zima Kind of an interesting read, given that I can remember the heyday of said product.

Fair enough, so long as my nomination of "Live and Learn" (Joe Public) stands.

GROUP A "Respect" by Aretha Franklin "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye GROUP B "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison GROUP C "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

He also has a track on WWE Music Volume 9. "Movin' Up" or something. So he might be changing his theme music soon.

General Interest Questions 1. Who are you and what's your business here? I'm mellow, and I thought this was a trading site. I like the discussion here, though. 2. When did you discover an interest in wrestling? I remember, very clearly, how I became a fan. It was Memorial Day weekend, 1991, and my cousins brought a tape of the 1991 Royal Rumble. They prefaced the viewing by stating that the matches were predetermined, but that the guys in the ring worked very hard. By the time that the Rockers/Orient Express opener was finished I was hooked. That summer I rented every tape I could get my hands on, started my wrestling figure collection and even bought WWF trading cards. It's been a part of my life ever since. Both of my cousins grew bored and stopped watching within a couple of years of recruiting me. 3. The Company Line: A. I have followed every company that I can. WWF/E and WCW and ECW and TNA mostly, but I like the indies. Ironically, now that wrestling footage is more accessible than ever for me, I don't really have the time to enjoy it as much. B. I liked the big three during the nineties boom. I don't really dislike any company, except for maybe XPW. C. Right now, I only catch what I can, so I couldn't accurately tell you which I think is the "best" company. 4. (Not So) Favourites: A. My favorites when I first started were Bret Hart, The Rockers, Virgil (!) and the Z-Man were favorites of mine. B. I couldn't stand The Mountie. He shocked the Big Bossman and Bret Hart with his cattle prod. That fucker. C. Currently, I am really into Edge, CM Punk, Miz & Morrison, HBK, Evan Bourne, Jericho and Santino Marella all come to mind. Specific Questions about your Interest 5. How would you gauge your current interest level in the product? I think that most of what happens is missable, but there are still many great things that have happened recently. Flair's sendoff, CM Punk cashing in his MITB for the World Heavyweight Championship and Edge returning were three of my favorite moments this year. 6. At what point in wrestling history (if it's not now) would you consider your interest to have been at it's peak? The only year that I bought every single PPV was 1996, though my interest was very high from 1991-1997. 7. At what point could you tell your interest was dipping and why do you think this happened, or what specific event(s) triggered the decrease? Things that directly lead to a genuine disinterest in the product (as opposed to work, school or social obligations) would be everything that happened during the year of 2004 after WrestleMania XX, Jillian Hall's mole and the Eddy Guerrero exploitation. 8. Have you ALWAYS stuck with wrestling even during times of low interest, or are there any lengths of time you stopped watching for a period only to come back at a later date? I never completely stopped watching at any point, though I missed almost all of the episodes of RAW/SD in 2004. 9. If applicable, at what point did you decide to pack in the wrestling fandom? N/A Interesting Questions of a Somewhat Random Nature 10. What style of pro wrestling best resonates with your personal tastes? American high flyers/technicians. Guys like Benoit, Jericho, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Michaels and Eddy Guerrero. 11. Where do you "draw the line" with the whole "suspended disbelief" deal? So long as they don't dream up retarded scenarios, a la Mickie James kidnapping Trish Stratus' boyfriend and unveiling him in a giant gift box in the middle of the ring. That stuff is really embarrassing. 12. Do you attend live events? I have attended a handful of different shows (live TV, house, indie). I must say that the live television presentations are pretty fun, even when there's more soap than rope. 13. If applicable, what are the best and worst experiences you've had going to a show live? My best experience was an ROH show with Storm vs. Danielson, Homicide vs. Cabana and a bunch of Dragon Gate wrestlers. It was a blast. I've never had a been experience, but, then again, I've never attended a wrestling convention. 14. What are your favourite matches, moments, or events? This is difficult. Bret Hart and Curt Hennig at SummerSlam '91 is really up there for me. The conclusion of WrestleMania XX was, at the time, my favorite shit ever, but has soured on me for obvious reasons. 15. Freestyle We're Men.. Men on a Mission (yea yea) Are You Readyyyyyyyyy?? We're Men.. Men on a Mission (here we go we in the house) Men Men Men Men are on a Mission Bam Bang Boom here we go do it like this you got to all know Oscar Mable and Moe Yo were in the house we're ready soo Men on a Mission over heree treating like this oppposition you better have fear Do it like this we got your ignition whos in the house its Men on a Mission!!

I fawkin' lay your nuts on a fawkin' dresser, just your nuts on a fawkin' dresser, and bang dem shits wit a spike fawkin' bat... POW!

I disagree with torturing alleged terrorists as a means of obtaining intelligence, partly because it seems like a great source of misinformation. But this guy? Have at it. I could care less.

He is expected to sign once his TNA deal expires, which should be any day now.

I hate to reply to an old post, but seriously, what's the story here? It be scurry.

Ultimate Food Fight II: Cake vs. Pie Merge plz~!

"Nirvana baby" Recreates Album Cover – 17 Years Later

Franchise, does this count as a victory for Matt Hardy? Fantasy points are at stake!

Really?

The following scenario can pertain to both motor vehicles on the road or shopping carts in the grocery store. Somebody is idling in your way as you are approaching. You've had your eyes on them for at least a little while, and you come to the conclusion that they are not moving any time soon. The decision is made to circumnavigate the unmoving vehicle/cart and, the moment you get to them, that's when they decide that they are going to start moving again. The only option is stop/slow down (if possible) or speed up. Some times you are forced to cut somebody else off. It's annoying as fuck when it happens at the store, but incredibly stupid/dangerous when it happens on the road. I had this happen to me both at the grocery store and while I was driving home from said grocery store today. All within a span of ten minutes.

Yeah, until they start coming on to Elizabeth.

"John Cena annoys me. I hope he recieves another serious injury, the bastard!" If Grungy Punk isn't a gimmick, than this severely depresses me. He's on the verge of ruining at least one worthwhile thread, which is something that KANERULESFAN never did. Seriously, I enjoy discussing things that bother me, and if he cannot beget a reasonable divide between things that should make one feel uncomfortable and things that should make one angry, then he is not smart, and/or a gimmick; ergo, fodder for Old Sparky. The verdict will likely read into one that is a complete waste of server space.

This. When people spout drivel and filth, they simply are not worth my time. I was going to "this" this before Al did, but I figured that this thread would die before said thising were necessary. Seriously, the WBC is for the ignoring.

Articulate advocacy of common sense conservative values? Somebody actually paid for that commercial to air?