PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Seriously- is Steph intentionally trying to look/sound like Sarah Palin? Did I miss something during the first two hours?

I miss Jericho with the shoulder-length hair.

Yeah- a long main event!

And a bunch of local athletes pretend to beat each other up. How original.

I miss slutty Lita... and came peering through the canvas during the window was hilarious.

DAMN!

RonL can go now.

Too bad for Pat Kenney. According to PWI: Definitely a good thing for the company. One of my long-standing complaints about TNA is that their production is terribly inferior when matched against WWE. This is a step in the right direction.

Now that you mention it, I suspect that will be this year's elimination match. Team Adamle vs. Team Orton with GM / WWE careers on the line. Orton/JBL/Manu/Dibiase/Rhodes vs. Cena/Punk/Kofi/JTG/Shad. Yep, writes itself. Wait... Will Orton be physically ready to compete by that time?

I've really only been watching WWE lately, so I'd have to say... 1. Evan Bourne 2. Chris Jericho 3. Santino Marella 4. John Morrison & The Miz 5. Charlie Haas

Except the Heyman double-cross paid off.

Makes me think of Beverly Hills Cop II.

Drop acid and become him... only then will you understand...

I think Brody forgot Orbision's best, so I will include it in my short list of suggestions: "Crying" (Roy Orbison) "Come See About Me" (The Supremes) "Respect" (Aretha Franklin) "Unchain My Heart" (Ray Charles) "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell) "My Generation" (The Who)

Great? He got by okay in this episode, and I did not catch the one that he hosted, so that is all that I can speak of.

Wow. David Cook is rather... generic.

I won't criticize McCain as a comedic actor, because that's not his schtick, but he didn't look like he was having a terribly great time up there. I'll bet he's just ready for all of this to be over with. Holy shit- a Paul Tsongas reference in the opening monologue!!! I had no problem going for another round of the "Jar Glove" commercial. The View parody was kinda funny. I liked Casey Wilson's Aniston more than I liked Affleck's Baldwin. Afflecks's Olbermann, while a little too throaty, was pretty funny. That said, the segment dragged on waaaaay too long. Ahhh, the Target lady. At least it had Kristen Wiig and Casey Wilson. Good enough for me. The giraffes video was terrific.

"Multi-pass"

I voted for Keith Olbermann, but if a pollster asks, my answer is Barack Obama.

Flagg's time was up a little while ago. I will take: Nia Long

It was actually from "Our Dumb Century," a fake 20th century retrospective book published in 1999. My favorite eerily prophetic Onion article (which I'm sure that has been posted before): http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784 That's a great book. I immediately noticed that the "forklift driver" photo was reused for another article as well.

This is all that I can think of. I don't wear wrestling shirts out in public, but I used to when I was younger. WWF Rockers (purple) which hasn't fit me in a decade and a half. Ultimate Warrior (black) which I grew out of forever ago. Hulk Hogan (black) which I grew out of and tossed. Jericholic's Anonymous (black) which my little brother now possesses. ECW EC F'N W shirt which I still have. ECW surgeon general warning shirt which I still have. WCW NWO/WCW Illinois Lottery promo shirt that never saw the light of day that I got for free. I might still have it somewhere. I was at a flea market recently and I came across a bunch of XL and larger WWF/E shirt that I would be swimming in if I were to buy one. The only one that I would consider would be the Mick Foley shirt which lists his career injury stats on the back.

When did Halloween candy get so pricey? I dropped thirty bucks and I'm not completely confident that I won't run out.

In the spirit of Halloween... Tony Schiavone is not what he seems Halloween Havoc '89 commercial Our beloved Dungeon of Doom at Halloween Havoc '95 WWF Halloween contests from 1985 The infamous SD! Halloween party from 2002 Halloween Havoc 1990 Sweepstakes Commercial