PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

"Sure, while technically speaking, I might be "trailing" in the polls..."

My comeuppance (?)

Was the "Bid for a hug from Phyllis" scene the peak feel-good moment or what? It was a good gesture from Dwight to bid to a certain point, even though, in the end, he was a little cold in conceding to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. I was kinda hoping for Roy and Jim to resolve things, but Roy was, unsurprisingly, standoffish.

Does anybody know if "WWE's Goldberg" is going to be on FOX's Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think I read that somewhere.

Strategery.

I don't see how an athletic commission could legally regulate a predetermined show in the first place.

I was in the eighth grade when I picked this up at the mall: I knew that I was getting a CD player system and a Discman (rather handy, as every other weekend I took a three-hour bus trip up to Chicago to visit my dad) for Christmas, so I had to listen to it on my cousin's stereo for a couple of days. Shortly thereafter I purchased Jerky Boys 2, The Offspring's Smash, the Above the Rim soundtrack and House of Pain's Same As It Ever Was. I was also given Pearl Jam's Vitalogy for Christmas as well.

Thread over.

I was just notified, rather last minute, that every employee at the public library has to pull a mandatory shift at this Halloween Fun Filled Fright Fest crap thing this Saturday. Nobody said shit to me until a few days beforehand. I got stuck with one of the less desirable jobs (the only on left open, actually): I'm the master of ceremonies at the Twister game. I've got to spin the wheel, and, I'm told, in some cases, fill in if there aren't enough people. I refuse to actually join in, though, since it's going to be a bunch of strange little kids, and I don't feel remotely comfortable with that scenario. Anyways, I need a quick costume; preferably inexpensive. I'm thinking about being the kid in my avatar, but I'm open to suggestion. Any ideas?

Or, you could have CM Punk call a time out, where everybody freezes except for him, as he breaks the fourth wall and communicates with the audience. Book it!

James Woods, all the way.

I vote for the Zombie. The kid, not Jesus.

Not recent, but um...

Yes, this please. I intend on giving out Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Snickers, because I hope to have some left over.

I'm not so sure it isn't one. The constant references to workers as "entertainers" tears at the suspension of disbelief. It's one thing to know that pro wrestling isn't real. It's another thing altogether to have that fact forcibly shoved down one's throat. Well, it isn't as bad as Russo-era WCW where they were constantly going on and on about the "script." At least it isn't yet...

WCW did that for PPVs I don't think that he was talking about those who put the show together, but the real names of the "entertainers" and who they portrayed.

I'm kinda hoping that they will do away with the ring itself.

Henry Rollins' deceased friend?

I knew it.

Check out the pattern on her scarf.

Al the Shoe Salesman Gets a Tax Cut

That looks really horrible. I'm will not watch any of that. I don't even have a fish fry to go to and I'm still not watching that shit. Does everything that HHH touches turn to diarrhea lately or....?

I've matured a lot since last year.

Kelly MacDonald

That made me feel a little bit better.