PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Every morning for nearly a week or two the dogs have been going batshit around 3 AM (ET). The couple of times that I bothered to get up and see what they wanted, a pickup truck has backed up (from across the street) and hooked a left down the street to our side (we're at a 3-way junction). Tonight I am feeling compelled to turn off the lights and camp out to see if somebody has been actually approaching our property or if my dogs have been waking me up over nothing. Either one is possible. I don't know which one would piss me off less.

IIRC, Scott Steiner failed a steroid test.

Voting.

Thought I'd toss this one out there for fun. I hastily threw this together as a joke for my friend Bobby (pictured) a while back. I figure that Venkman would appreciate it. Also, Venkman would probably appreciate this as well.

It's labor day weekend, and we have stocked up on shit to drink and throw on the grill. How about you?

One time I got a group of little kids who were sitting next to me to turn on Todd Grisham. It wasn't intentional, but before I knew it, they were screaming for him to die.

- Bring a video recorder - Throw shit at the wrestlers - Drink alot (from a flask, not from the concession stand) - Hold up a sign that says "fuck" - Charge the ring during Batista's match

I always knew that it would be Hogan vs. Sid, with or without the WWF Championship at stake, when you go back to the post-match celebration at Summer Slam '91 where Hogan called Sid back into the ring and ripped off his shirt and encouraged him to flex his muscles and... ... fuck, wrestling is fucking gay....

Si, si. While I hardly have any inclination to partake year-round (not that it's available year-round any way), I do find myself with a taste for the Pumpkin Ales during the season of the witch.

Wow, I'm surprised. It's almost always a given that the faces will go over whenever they are outnumbered, especially when there's a fall guy like Cade in the match and never with the fall guy coming out on top.

They should run a DID YOU KNOW segment about last week's rating.

I even laughed at the lady eating gum... because it was... perfect.

I'm rather disappointed that, at this point, Michaels-Batista will likely not have a vis-a-vis confrontation, backstage, before tagging. I still say that their whole affair should not be over completely.

I'm just hearing about this feud now. They should build it a little bit more before putting them in the ring.

Has Kelly Kelly been watching Mike Quackenbush?

He is, after all, the product of the product of the product of his semen.

Kofi Kingston I'd say that Sydal has already passed Kofi in the popularity department.

You know- I don't think that it would be too early to put the ECW Championship on Matt Sydal. He's become one of the hottest rookies in... I don't remember when.

i saw somebody doing exactly this a few weeks ago. and i was just coming out of werner herzog's 'encounters at the end of the world', which is some fucked-up imagery to begin with. i had no idea what was going on. Our neighbors have a rooster. It's mostly vocal during the early afternoon.

That woman who orders me to go purchase contraceptives!

The Manimal!

Boy, that was an uncomfortable reference to the past, huh?

Interesting with Shawn and Batista teaming up.

Yay-oh!

I'm game.