PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I'm sure that I have a couple of boxes back home with old magazines, action figures and the like. Other than a few thousand wrestling DVDs and a couple dozen VHS masters, I don't have much of a collection. Do Wrestling Observer/F4W newsletters count? The only thing that I can think of is an autographed 8x10 of Shark Boy.

Or too boring.

Looks like a show that might not be very fun to watch. They must really want C.W. to pull a shit rating on their way out. I'm pretty sick of Trips going over MVP at every turn. Benjamin-Marella is a bit of a head-scratcher, but I enjoy both, so I might want to tune in next week. Divas match. Yeah, no. My love of Victoria and Natalya cannot compete with my hatred of Maria and Thing 1 and Thing 2 going over. The Khali/Kozlov/Hunter/Hardy fiasco sounds like a big bowl of suck. I can't decide if rushing the Tag Team Championships around the waist of Carlito/Primo is a good thing or not. I wonder if Kenny is going to be emaciated as he has been tied up in a moving van for several weeks with no way of nourishing himself. That's a lot of Vickie and Chavo and Big Show and Undertaker. Don't know how interested I am in two hours of that. All and all, the thing I look forward to the most is actually happening next week. Hmm...

When they aired said bumper I was quick to point out how much worse the Kennel From Hell was... and it was. Way worse. Boring with, zero redeeming qualities. At least the Chamber of Horrors had random jobbers for either party to beat on. The Kennel from Hell is funny as hell just for it being on the "Mick Foley: Hard Knocks and Cheap Pops" DVD with Foley and Kevin Kelly's alternate commentary. Especially Kevin Kelly insulting Al Snow's "K-mart bought attire" and Foley talking about the possibility of the dogs giving birth to more dogs during the match. And was that the last time the blue cage was used? I just rewatched the Kennel From Hell this week, in its original format, it it was still more sad than funny. That match is really, really bad in my opinion. Less fun than the Chamber of Horrors, which was kinda of neat up until the electric chair bit.

The time has come for me to steal... Sean Penn I absolutely love the banter between him and Kevin Spacey in Hurlyburly, so I intend on pairing them up for a few projects.

I thought Michaels was accusing Umaga of "stealing the DX colors," which would mean black and green, right?

From afar it looked crimson, but now I'm thinking brown. All those years of jerking off are taking their toll on my eyesight.

Random things that might amuse but mostly please me: - Eating fish - Drinking beer - Downloading music for free - My dogs - My neighbor's cat - Grabbing my acoustic guitar and playing it on a whim - Those crazy dreams that occur during the nine-minute span between snooze alarms. I dig those. - My iPod (makes going to the gym not feel like work) - Preparing dinner (I find it to be fun) - Eating said dinner - When my girlfriend makes breakfast (I'm low-functioning during the morning hours) - Going to bed after pushing the add reply button

Is your dookie crimson? You might want to get that checked out.

I'm watching Beach Blast 93 right now and a graphic for Lord Steven Regal popped up while Erik Watts was making his way to the ring. Boy, was this a common occurrence. One of my earliest memories of WCW. Really great stuff, as I had become a big fan of during the previous summer. This match was so awesome that it was aired on both All Nighter specials. Dustin worked a style as Goldust that made the audience care more than they did when he was Dustin Rhodes. Don't know how that made him crap. Anyway, his match with Vader from Clash of the Champions XXIX, a few months before he was fired from WCW, is one of my favorites.

That little bubble with helms looked kinda funny.

I loved the look of disgust that Benjamin had on his face.

See that. Record cable rating for NFL on ESPN. Hurricane Ike and all that other stuff matter not. People just don't find WWE as interesting as other programming right now.

For my next selection, an actor of which I have been a long time fan: Joe Pantoliano

To make matters even more comical, I'm quite certain that graphic popped during the Nasty Boys' entrance. The constant lack of communication between the booking committee and production staff always hindered the product.

When they aired said bumper I was quick to point out how much worse the Kennel From Hell was... and it was. Way worse. Boring with, zero redeeming qualities. At least the Chamber of Horrors had random jobbers for either party to beat on.

I can. 1994-1995, 2002-2005 were WAY worse in my opinion. Cena's absence is a DIRECTLY RELATED of the current rating. I am not really am enormous mark for Cena, but it's obvious that he is their top cash cow, and his presence is an imperative to RAW audience at this point in time.

Well he did get 5 out of 5. Thank you, though the questions were very easy (for me as a fan, any way).

I want that copper schooner.

Well, he is a huge star. But he's also a huge moron. It wouldn't surprise me if he had something illegal on him.

My 10 year old self was excited as hell for the Chamber of Horrors match...... I didn't know any better at the time. If you are following the roster draft card presentations, then I've got something in storm for you.

This made me think of this. Popcorn!