PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

You're just jealous that some washed-up ass-bag from the eighties never took liberties with your furniture.

Everything he says is true. I mean, Honkytonk Man once slept on his couch... Just so you know who you're dealing with.

Gross... that milk is gonna taste sour if you don't put a lid on it.

I'll allow it.

I will grant you an extension. The time has come for us to discuss the amount of time that we will require to put together our booking schemes/wrestling cards, and how we will present them. I am more than open to ideas at this stage.

Make it a 46-ring 46-man battle royale.

Didn't he just delete his Myspace account?

Thank you for that.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this was at a time when using key feuds was really important to the house show circuit. Sometimes they would blow off in a PPV match, sometimes they wouldn't. But they were mostly used to draw untelevised events. Rick Martel stated, in his shoot interview, that Zenk, when they were teaming in 1987, overestimated his own value and copped a poor attitude whenever he was asked to do something that he didn't want to do. The last straw was when WWF management required that they adhere to dress code for some social gathering or another and Zenk scoffed at it.

"A superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." Ahahaha, oh brother. "I don't want kids."

Alright, here we go. In the early-morning hours I had dreamt that I met not only Ludvig Borga, but his stunt double as well. Why he required a stunt double, I do not know. Both were friendly and allowed me to have my picture taken with them. Why I would want my picture taken with Ludvig Borga's stunt double, I do not know. Then I went to this party and lost the camera with the pictures of me and Ludvig Borga and his stunt double. Damn. Also, Borga didn't look like himself, but his stunt double was passable.

Gonna go with my first actor selection: Gary Oldman Even early on, I feel that this well-rounded talented is an absolute steal for me.

Yeah, I'm kinda disappointed. There should have been some legit follow-up. It would seem as though weeks of Kane's bag was just a whole bunch of nothing.

You're partially correct.

Did Cody steal his shirt from Dennis the Menace?

I forgot how awesome that first stunner that Vince took was... and how meaningless all of the subsequent ones were... Hey, it's John Morrison!

Nothing would make me happier than Santino having a longer run with the IC Title than that blowhard HTM. EDIT: Other than him dropping it to D-Lo tonight.

"Kelly Kelly (is) wasting her youth... (she's) not dating me." -Jerry Lawler.

If Regal jobbing to Noble isn't penance for majorly fucking up twice in the past year, then I don't know what is.

An early-on suggestion- you should number each selection. Not only does it show where each draftee is placed, but it comes in handy when you want to keep track of where you are.

Every time that the announcers are forced to talk about how much fun Finlay and Hornswoggle are having, I die inside, just a little bit.

Six-pack hot.

Haas > Eugene

I can't wait for Noah Fentz to spin Haas' reaction into more Cena-should-turn-heel propaganda.