PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Garth has acquired Takeshi Morishima Cranda has acquired Mike Quackenbush and Ron Killings

Mazto has acquired Toshiaki Kawada and Akira Taue Brooklyn Zoo has acquired Jake Roberts and Magnum T.A.

Cranda has acquired Michael P.S. Hayes and Jimmy 'Jam' Garvin- The Fabulous Freebirds The Franchise has acquired Charlies Haas and Shelton Benjamin- The World's Greatest Tag Team

Ladies and gentlemen, the third completed transaction: Mazto has acquired Shingo Hawk 34 has acquired Sean O'Haire

The second completed transaction: Cranda has acquired The Fantastics and X-Pac The Originals Orange Goblin has acquired Ken Shamrock and Umaga

Dink n' flicka.

I would like to announce the first completed transaction. The Franchise has acquired Shawn Michaels bps has acquired Kurt Angle and Petey Williams

My boss is photographing Eve 6 tonight. If I didn't have to work my second job I would be joining him. I'm not a fan their music, though.

Oh, it's just as catchy as "Fire," but I just wasn't sure if MVP was being sarcastic or serious.

I'll assume that you are being facetious and that you are aware that his music was lifted from a popular rock classic.

That is correct.

Our disposal for a bunch of movies, I'm thinking of adding Directors in aswell... Would you all like that? I think that we should pitch one movie in five-hundred words or so.

I think that you are one of the few people who have made that connection.

You can swipe up to, let's say, five unlisted talents in this round... You can just stake your claims any time within the 24-hour period. When it officially starts, of course.

That is correct, although I believe that everybody's time is up by now, so I will likely post when I get a moment. I also want to space the announcements out just a little bit, mostly because I want reactions. Reactions, damnit! Also, are there people who are still interested in the 24-hour scramble clusterfuck bonus round?

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Sorry. I still can't believe how long some of these guys have been in the business. And Edge/Rey are still pretty young too.

Actually, Rey has been wrestling for nearly twenty years. Taker/Michaels for nearly twenty-five, and Edge has been wrestling for over fifteen years. Typing that sentence made me feel really old, for some reason.

Siamese triplets.

Where is this? Every one that I've ever used requires you to present your ID to an employee. Sometimes, that means standing around for a minute or two waiting on the employee to finish helping somebody else while the people behind me groan impatiently. Yeah, me no like.

Good call on the 21 and up bars. You don't have to deal with nearly as much dumbassery at those places compared to the 19 and up establishments.

The way I see it is that if one does not have the option of drafting a duo (or even one half of a duo, as they would both be off the board) as individuals, but later has the opportunity to acquire them through different means, then that is fine.

After much debate, I will allow teams acquired in trades only to be split.

Unless I have a couple of items, self checkout can actually take longer. I almost always have some produce items in my cart, plus the lack of surface space usually makes for a big pain in the ass. Don't even get me started on technical malfunctions where you have to wait for an employee or purchasing alcohol. I prefer to take a breather while rifling through my wallet. And I'm much nicer to the clerks than anybody else they have to deal with... hell, sometimes I'm nicer than the clerks themselves.