PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Also, at the 1993 Survivor Series, Mr. Perfect was such a "Perfect tag team" partner that he didn't show up for his match. No, he tagged out before the match began so that Macho Man had an excuse to be in the same building as Crush. Perfectly ridiculous.

Sort of misleading. The police killed his two dogs, which isn't specified in the blog. That said, I think that the police should be held accountable for their actions. So, the mayor should get to kill two police officers.

Lawler and JR also made Blow job references when she was holding the microphone in ring during that segment You think she ever swallowed Marc Mero's cum? Answer me Brody. Cum. Shootin' all over Sable's tits like a Badd Blaster an' shit.

Wrong thread. Wrong folder.

I was hoping that Paul Bearer would bring out the real Chris Harris to fight this Braden Walker guy.

Who will survive, and what will be left of those burned by the WWE pyrotechnics squad?

I'll bet if that dude saw my jewfro he'd be disgusted.

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Now I just wanna eat some pork.

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. More unwanted children = more teenage prostitutes.

I would have drafted Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith, separately, in that order. Maybe in exchange for Sabu or Ultimo Dragon.

You win the thread.

Smith turned heel before Luger jumped. I think the plan was for them to feud en route to Davey Boy becoming the challenger to Diesel's championship.

No. The "Who Needs a Turn" thread is stupid. Thanks alot, Noah Fentz.

Did HTQ miss the last round or something?

GAAArbage DAAAAAAY! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god!

Wow. That's just not right at all. Hawk's first order of business in the thirtieth round should have been to steal her.

Ladies, and gentlemen, Misutero:The Invisible Wrestler!

You should have told him that Hogan Knows Best is fake too.

More of an explanation than a burial, but The Dudleys "breaking the neck" of Beulah was an awesome way to put more heat on them while furthering the image of Tommy Dreamer as the tortured martyr of ECW. If I recall correctly, Beulah left to go back to school.

It's time to acquire more wrestling talent... Let's pan back and see what I've done... Oh, there they are. The Outkast Killaz. With Prince Nana and Jimmy Rave, I give you... THE EMBASSY!!! Toilet paper fights for everyone!

Good to see you back. You have ten make-up selections. The first seven have to be wrestlers. Rounds 30 through 40 can be wrestlers or non-wrestlers (managers, announcers [if you want to have them], etc.). Also, you need to declare a location (city, arena). If you have any further questions, then feel free to ask.

Get him to sign your copy of ROH Unscripted II.

What was your favorite period during Bulldog's run? Hard to say, but I was really high on him when he returned in 1994. He should have been pushed much, much harder than he was. Was he under-appreciated? Should he have gotten a world title run? As stated before, Smith was way underbooked during the, ahem, "Diesel Era." Really, he absolutely should have had a larger role in the company during that period, and it shouldn't have taken a year for it to happen. I've never told this to anybody before, but, while I was a young smart mark in training, and I knew that Michaels versus Diesel was very much in the books at the time, the few seconds where the Bulldog had "won" the Rumble was actually something I bought into (mostly because I was not aware of the two feet touching the floor rule, which was not made clear until that year). Did you like how they booked him in 1999? To be honest, I'm still astounded that he would come crawling back to the WWF shortly after the death of Owen Hart. But, he also had a family to support, so, based on his options, I choose not to judge him on the matter. Absolutely not the highlight of his career, but, then again, more noteworthy than his time with WCW (the second time around). Also, regarding the feud with Steve Austin, I do really wish that they explored that more than they did. If anything, it was a backdrop for the tension between Owen and Davey at the time, as Davey was focused on Austin instead of their tag team championship endeavors.