PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Oh, sorry. It went silver shortly after Mark Henry became the ECW Champion, because the company: A) Wanted to make a larger belt for him. B) Didn't feel that putting the ECW Championship on Mark Henry drove the point that winning said belt is, at best, a secondary accomplishment. Going for the silver!

Use a higher dosage. Problem solved. It really sounds like he's truly afraid of being executed, which makes it all the more appealing. I like it when obese criminals sob and shit.

Wait, what? No wonder so many Portland residents are all about killing themselves.

Bad move. Not necessary.

Yeah, they should totally turn Cena heel...

Scarecrow.

Aw shit, Matt Striker. It's on now!

Great promo. Different too.

That was off the charts! Best three-way I've seen in ages. Everybody looked good here, though I hope that Jericho remains in the equation. Crowd was hot for the entire match, too.

Same here. And Jericho's tights are weird, but I'll probably get used to them soon enough.

Mike Ad-a-ma-lee!

It's gone. its now a dark ride with lasers where you shoot things. WHA???? That's fucking bullshit.

How much does it cost to walk through Frankenstein's Castle these days?

Unfortunately, no. A good friend of mine saw them a couple of months ago and they closed with "Paranoid Android," but I wasn't so lucky. I also really wanted to hear "Electioneering" and "In Limbo," but they can't play everything.

I finally attended a Radiohead concert. I don't think that I need to tell you how awesome they are. I would say that this was the best big concert that I've ever attended. In Rainbows They performed every song from In Rainbows, which was really the final push that I needed for that one. I have a new appreciation for their new material. "Bodysnatchers" and "Weird Fishes" were two of my favorite performances of the evening. Hail to the Thief "The Gloaming" Amnesiac "Pyramid Song" "You and Whose Army" - My favorite song from Amnesiac. Thom was at his best here. I was extremely pleased. Kid A "Everything in its Right Place" - This was almost a house version of the song, with some bass and drum mixed in. "How to Disappear Completely" "The National Anthem" "Idioteque" - While I consider this to be overplayed, it was one of their best performances of the night. "Morning Bell" - My favorite version of this song. OK Computer "Exit Music (For a Film)" "Climbing Up the Walls" "Karma Police" - Ten thousand plus people singing along with this one. Just surreal. The Bends "Just" - My favorite performance of the night. Really, just excited to hear this one live. "Street Spirit (Fade Out)" Pablo Honey Nothing. I'd be willing to bet money that a couple of songs have escaped my mind. They played a two-hour set and at no time did the band grow tired and mail it in. As previously stated, the best big concert that I've ever attended.

For my next selection, I am going to pick a hype-man to act as a mouthpiece for the Havana Pitbulls. This will probably also lead to the formation of a new "Rottweilers" stable, but for now, baby steps. Ladies and gentlemen, my 23nd round choice, the ever-charismatic J-Train... Julius Smokes

Doesn't hurt that Joey Styles oversees the entire website, either.

The night after Badd Blood, Terri and Dustin were set to renew their wedding vows, but she would wind up double-crossing him and staying with Brian, stating that they had "bonded" during their 30 days together.

I'd like to have a bum wine party like in the picture, but unfortunately, the options seem limited here in Canada. Maybe just substitute bum wine for malt liquor Is that how one would categorize that throwupjuice? I thought wine in a bag in a box was horrid.

Dogs are forever in the pushup position. This bedroom has an oven in it. You know, right now there are three men in WWE Creative who need to be replaced by us.

Um, I don't know, because, being that he is an announcer, he has never TRAINED to take bumps? I'm not going to defend the latter two, but what's so bad about Repo Man? The fact that the performer made it a hundred times more entertaining than it was originally intended? I cannot decide: gimmick poster or nitwit who unreasonably confuses authority figures, cronies and wrestling stables?

What is this 'arm' you speak of? How many pixels from her tits? Don't gots time for this arm thing. K.

Let's be honest, though... Mitchell and Sullivan together is just... it's just beautiful. You know you like it.

Dogs are forever in the pushup position.

For my next selection, I am going to add another member of the Army of Darkness. This man can be the mouthpiece for such violent forces as Necro Butcher and Super Leather when Kevin Sullivan is attending to his in-ring matters. This man is perfect for the role of Sullivan's right-hand man. Ladies and gentlemen... Father James Mitchell ... and, apparently, we are optioning a second arena. Well, I am going to use this opportunity to claim a bigger, and more spectacular building... The Toronto Skydome