PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

What the fuck are you looking at?

They oughtta name it the Big Bossman Memorial Tower. But what do I know...

How is this less boring than it was 24 hours ago?

Who?

"Hand me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker, what the fuck.."

Never noticed that, but he was always a stickler when it came to checking the integrity of his wrist tape.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! PLEASE READ! UPDATED 08/18/08 Next round is the official FINAL ROUND in our draft, which also serves as our "CLEAN SWEEP ROUND." What this means is that, with your final selection, you have the option of drafting full (or remaining) stables. And they have to be legit stables. If you are unsure of your selection, please contact me. Managers will be available for selection beginning with the 30th round. I have decided that, instead of separating the managerial portion into a separate stage, that I would just merge the two at the latter quarter of the draft. The single stage is now at an even 40 selections. We will also be choosing locations during the 30th round, though it will not count as an actual selection. Your city selection serves not only as where your "home office" will be, but is also host to your exhibition card (and of course the venue must match the city). Much like the wrestling talent, the venues are all-time (within reason, so, no, the Roman Coliseum is not on the board), meaning that buildings that are no longer standing are not exempt. ATTENTION PLEASE: BEGINNING AT 12:00 AM, ET ON 06/14 (SATURDAY MORNING) I WILL BEGIN TO ENFORCE 8 HOUR SELECTION WINDOWS. IF ANYBODY FEELS AS THOUGH THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE THEIR SELECTION WITHIN THE ALLOTTED AMOUNT OF TIME, PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT! PLEASE REMEMBER TO PM THE NEXT PERSON AFTER YOU ONCE YOU HAVE MADE YOUR SELECTION. I am quietly changing the number of selections to an even 35 rounds. This is for full-time wrestlers only. There will be a second stage to the draft for managers and possible part-time talent. I am open to questions and suggestions. Rules are as follows: 1. You can choose one person or tag team at a time. No wrestler, living or dead, is off limits. Please try to include a photo of your selection and a brief description of why he/she was chosen. 2. Only legitimate tag teams can be chosen together, whereas pairings are prohibited. Rick & Scott Steiner is an acceptable choice, whereas The Undertaker & Kane is not. And please, do not use the "eventual split" factor as a basis for your tag team selection. You already get thirty singles picks. 3. Once you are up, you have to make your selection within 8 hours. Please send a PM to the next person in line once you have made your selections. Serpentine rules apply, so be sure to PM the person after you on the way down, and the person before you on the way back up the list. If you think there is a strong chance that you will not be around to choose within the eight-hour window, feel free to send a PM my way with your top three (or more) choices and I will post your first available selection on your behalf. I there are any additional questions that you have, please feel free to ask, both in the open forum or by private message. No name-dropping please. ORDER OF SELECTIONS 01. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin United Center in Chicago, IL Shea Stadium in Flushing, NY Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta Bret "Hitman" Hart (1) Ravishing Rick Rude (36) The Brainbusters (37) Sgt. 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Drury37 Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, NV Hulk Hogan (2) "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig (35) Legion of Doom (38) Randy Orton (71) The Dudley Boyz (74) Mr. McMahon (106) The Fabulous Rougeaus (109) Goldust (142) Marty Jannetty (147) Giant Gonzales (216) Johnny B. Badd (217) Al Snow (218) The Bushwhackers (219) "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin (249) Sam Houston (272) Alex Wright (287) Dino Bravo (288) Nailz (362) Virgil (363) Zeus (364) Eric Bischoff (365) Ludvig Borga (400) Koko B. Ware (406) Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart (423) Savio Vega (424) Wendi Richter (459) Maven (467) Johnny Gunn (494) Leilani Kai (497) Slick (527) Stacy Keibler (538) Dangerous Danny Davis (560) Sean Mooney (561) Mike Adamle (597) Lord Alfred Hayes (625) David Sammartino (626) Eddie Graham (629) Max Mini (657) Dink (663) Gary Michael Capetta (693) 03. 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DeBeers (594) Pampero Firpo (622) Brian Adias (631) Brad Rheingans (656) Mando Guerrero (661) Hiro Matsuda (690) 05. 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It's kinda funny, though, as Steele is one of the few talents who is eccentric enough to show up to a PPV and not actively participate in the match he's in and it doesn't seem out of character at all.

Any "female" poster who uses "her" image in "her" avatar is suspect, as they should be. Especially Ginger Snaps.

Did that last weekend (not on purpose) at the end of the night and it didn't make a bit of difference. Has anybody here voluntarily thrown up so that they could continue drinking?

Cold pizza and water for my stomach. I try not to go anywhere near acetaminophen after I've been drinking, but I'll be damned if a single Excedrin Migraine isn't my short-term friend in situations like these.

Even if she gets nothing out of quitting her position as a secretary at Dunder Mifflin, at least she's no longer a secretary at Dunder Mifflin. That's been one of her hangups as long as the series has been going on.

This reminds me of the time that I camped out at Turkey Run State Park when I was nineteen. I consumed my fair share of Captain Morgan Spiced, Barcardi Light Dry, a couple Long Island Iced Teas, some Jello shots and many cans of beer. The only time I can remember not being able to walk in a straight line. Usually, no matter how fucked I've gotten, it's never been that bad. Also, I gave some chick a black eye when our heads collided. And I almost fell into a campfire. And I threw up in a tent. This is why I barely touch hard liquor nowadays.

Is that Wayne Coyne and Leah Thompson?

The pointing to the skies kind, or the trying to springboard off of something high and falling flat on your ass kind? I really don't remember. This was around the time where I was not shy about putting on my generic luchador mask and crashing through random, purposeless objects at parties, so anything is possible.

I doubt that I can remember what could be considered the craziest night of drunken madness, but many years ago I got lost in downtown Chicago with a couple close friends. It was after the Girls Against Boys concert, and we had already been drinking all night. I found myself stumbling around with a 40 oz. in hand and somehow sneaking onto the roof of the Holiday Inn. Throwing a wooden ladder off of a parking garage roof to watch it break. Lots of public urination but no vomit that I can recall. Finally located the car around dawn. I actually have dozens of pictures somewhere that could accompany this story. Though I don't think that compares to the time that I drank a fifth of Southern Comfort with double my nightly dosage of Ambien out of sheer stupidity. I don't remember much, other than waking up to a fifteen-page journal entry, much of which was illegible, and my dirty clothes basket downstairs, next to the washing machine, covered in puke. The washing machine lid was open and the water was sitting, dormant. I really can't recall my actions, other than what my roommates relayed to me, which included but was not limited to me telling off one of my roommate's girlfriends (who nobody liked) and regaling everybody with my Sabu impersonation. This was on a weeknight, btw. Don't be like me, kids.

Is this a rhetorical question? Do you always answer a question with a question? So what if he does? Did I say it was a problem? Am I a mind reader? Is there a point to this? Why do you ask?

And you know this, man!

I'd rather watch that than 12 Rounds.

Motorhead's appearance is one of my top WrestleMania mark out moments. I had no idea they were going to be there. Seeing Repo Man was also swell.

I'm only responding to this as I had Telephone Free Landslide Victory on in the background as I was making dinner a couple hours ago. Eerie.

I'm voting RoHo because I always go for the underdog. Go get 'em, champ!

THE BAT THAT HAS NO LEGS!

I long for the old days of gay porn overload. Can it be that it was all so simple then?

I don't want to look at that picture at all.