PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I don't know if I'd wanna go back there on purpose.

Pretty tame compared to the Vanguard News forums.

I would hardly say that she "briefly" managed DiBiase. She was in his corner for nearly a year. My guess would be that they felt like a natural dichotomy since Virgil left DiBiase and Sherri lost her meal ticket after Savage was forced into retirement. And the Million Dollar Man instantly found himself aligned with Jimmy Hart after Sherri was paired with Shawn, so the "no need for a manager" theory really doesn't apply.

I dread the fact that my mother strongly dislikes me father, stepmother, best friend and (now ex) girlfriend. I'm probably going to include a clause in my written will that all shit-stirrers will be ejected from my funeral services, regardless of their relationship to me. Also, I want to be cremated. No matter how you cut it, funerals are a major scam.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 3. AmDragFan BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 2. Enigma

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone You know what? Fuck it. I hope this cocksucker is the one to get banned. I can't stand him. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar I'm doing this out of consistency. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM CB will still win. Just trying to even things out here. 3. AmDragFan Meh... Nobody in this bracket will win the tourney anyway. 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo He could... go... all... the... way! 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight My pick to lose to RoHo next round. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman Why is GF even in this thing? 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma I agree with Y2J too much in the CE folder to vote for him twice. Unless he's up against Floyd next round.

Andrew and KC will both do it.

Umm, Ken Shamrock was fighting professionally YEARS before he was ever a pro wrestler. Wrong! Ken Shamrock made his pro wrestling debut in 1990. He didn't have his first professional fight until 1993.

Don't they serve Guinness bedside in certain European hospitals?

IIRC, Foley "retired" one week after the cage match where the Outlaws joined DX (the night after WrestleMania) and stated that he felt unappreciated (this was due in part to a chorus of "We want Austin" chants during the match). He said that you would never see Cactus Jack again. This left Funk without a tag team partner. I think that there was some heat between the two going back to when they worked together in Memphis. I don't know the details, though.

I celebrated by leaving the state of Indiana forever!!!!

Call up the Tin Woodsman and the Scarecrow; engage in surly musical number.

I don't have what it takes to be Mr. Manager.

He named his dog Jobber? Awesome. Also, how does not playing a politician earn you enemies? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Or is this business even more stupid than I thought to begin with?

The Sixpence song was from She's All That.

Throw in a simultaneous blowjob whilst The Simpsons is on the tube, and that's exactly how I want to go.

Yeah, I remember that. You got the piece of the canvas on a plaque along with the photo of whomever won the main event.

Toad the Wet Bracket Veruca Salt- "Seether" Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" Kinda tough, but I nominated this one. I gotta have integrity. Backstreet Boys- "I Want It That Way" Beck- "Loser" I think I still have the cassette single for this buried away somewhere. Paula Cole- "I Don't Want To Wait" Never understood the love for Montell Jordan or his hit single. Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Everything But The Girl- "Missing" B.96 holla! Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" Hanson- "Mmmbop" The Breeders- "Cannonball" Just can't bring myself to vote for Hanson, even though I'm kinda meh on this song. Chris Isaak- "Wicked Game" Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Used to spank it to the "Wicked Game" video, but I love "Gin and Juice" way too much. Jewel- "Who Will Save Your Soul" Kris Kross- "Jump" God damn I miss fifth grade. Eve 6- "Inside Out" Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" I cannot resist this here tune. Sarah McLachlan- "Building a Mystery" Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" I can't remember Building a Mystery. So this. Warren G. (feat. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" No contest. Ricky Martin- "Livin La Vida Loca" Sixpence None The Richer- "Kiss Me" Notorious B.I.G. (feat. Puff Daddy and Mace)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" Can't stand Puffy or Mase, but at least I actually listen to this song. Christina Aguilera- "Genie In A Bottle" L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out" Don't call it a comeback! Boyz II Men- "End Of The Road" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Still bitter that" Motownphilly" wasn't seeded. I don't care if "End of the Road" was their biggest hit. Toni Braxton- "You Mean The World To Me" Weezer- "Buddy Holly" Easy decision. Mariah Carey- "Dreamlover" "One" is such a boring song, and I nominated "Dream Lover!" U2- "One" 'N Sync- "Tearin' Up My Heart" Jay Z- "Can I Get A..." Sort of an indifferent vote, though I like Jay. Give Me One Region To Stay Here Nirvana- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Had to give the nod to their breakthrough song, overplayed or not. Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" Blink 182- "Dammit" Had to go with the better riff here. Blink 182- "All The Small Things" Blur- "Song 2" Personal preference. Blur- "Girls and Boys" Stone Temple Pilots- "Plush" Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" Oh, I get to choose between two of their worst songs. Wonderful! Smashing Pumpkins- "Today" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" I like this one a little bit better. Seal- "Crazy" Can't stand the Batman song. This one is a bit underrated too. Seal- "Kiss From A Rose" The Cranberries- "Dreams" Yeah. The Cranberries- "Linger" No Doubt- "Spiderwebs" Mostly because I hate "Don't Speak." No Doubt- "Don't Speak" Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" Mostly because I hate "Ironic." Alanis Morissette- "Ironic" Green Day- "Basket Case" Green Day- "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" Can't stand "Basket Case." Oasis- "Wonderwall" Loved this song my freshman year in high school. Oasis- "Champagne Supernova" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" R.E.M.- "Everybody Hurts" Ugh. The lesser of two evils here. Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping" How can anyone resist this one? Meredith Brooks- "Bitch" Tom Cochrane- "Life Is A Highway" Or this one, for that matter? Bush- "Glycerine" Toad the Wet Sprocket- "All I Want" This makes me think of Melrose Place. Or Party of Five. One of the two. Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" Black Crowes- "Jealous Again" "No Rain" bored me to tears. And I don't like obese girls in bee costumes either. Blind Melon- "No Rain" 2 Legit Bracket Aerosmith- "Cryin'" TLC- "Waterfalls" I used to adore TLC back in the day. En Vogue- "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" "Black Hole Sun" is miserably overrated. Glad to see En Vogue seeded (that's what she said). Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" Vanilla Ice- "Ice Ice Baby" Sophie's choice here. This one gets the edge for the lyrical flows. Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Another hard one. I love the Skee-Lo song too much to not vote for it. Mostly because I can relate to his problems. Spacehog- "In The Meantime" Salt-N-Pepa- "Shoop" Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." Yeah, you know me! DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince- "Summertime" Hmm, should I go with the lame Verve Pipe song or the anthem of my pre-teen youth? The Verve Pipe- "The Freshmen" Britney Spears- "...Baby One More Time" 2Pac- "California Love" I can't vote for Britney and against Tupac with the same lever. I cannot do it. Spice Girls- "Wannabe" The Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" And I cannot vote for the Spice Girls at all. Maybe if they were up against that Verve Pipe song. Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang" Are you kidding me? Bryan Adams- "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" Barenaked Ladies- "One Week" The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" I can relate to this song. I'm not sure about the other one. What the hell is it about anyway? Better Than Ezra- "Good" Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" Fred Kelly as Bunny! The Cardigans- "Lovefool" I could have voted for both for nostalgic purposes, but Lovefool reminds me of the Clueless TV series. So there. Spin Doctors- "Two Princes" Tracy Chapman- "Give Me One Reason" Offspring- "Self Esteem" Not my favorite song off this album, but I'll take what I can. Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight" Soul Asylum- "Runaway Train" Fun fact: I was featured in the video. Mark Cohn- "Walking In Memphis" Semisonic- "Closing Time" Yeah. 1997 represent! Collective Soul- "Shine" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under The Bridge" I get that everybody loves this song, but "Soul to Squeeze" is still better. Damn! I Wish I Was Your Bracket Counting Crows- "Mr. Jones" Radiohead- "Creep" I actually hated this song when I first heard it. I've had a change of heart. Can't say the same thing for "Mr. Jones." Outkast- "Rosa Parks" Presidents of the United States of America- "Lump" I love Outkast, but this song belongs in the second round. Cracker- "Low" Fuck. Yes. Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" Sheryl Crow- "All I Wanna Do" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Anybody who votes for the former deserves to die. Pras (ft. Maya & ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" I may get shit for this one. Joan Osborne- "One Of Us" Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" Dishwalla- "Counting Blue Cars" I miss Alternative Nation. The Divinyls- "I Touch Myself" Nada Surf- "Popular" I'm never last picked. I've got a cheerleader chick. Marcy Playground- "Sex and Candy" Too many memories at stake here. Sorry Patton. Faith No More- "Epic" Extreme- "More Than Words" Guns N Roses- "November Rain" Ugh. Can I just vote for Joe Public's "Live and Learn" instead? Arrested Development- "Tennessee" But I am still thirsty. Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" Everclear- "Santa Monica" Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You" I dislike Everclear this much. Harvey Danger- "Flagpole Sitta" Ben Folds Five- "Brick" Totally unfair bracketing here. Fastball- "The Way" Ironically enough, I like Garbage and I don't like Fastball, but this song is too... right... Garbage- "Only Happy When It Rains" Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy" How the fuck did Juvenile find his way into this tourney? Juvenile- "Back That Azz Up" Foo Fighters- "Everlong" Do I really gotta explain myself here? 4 Non Blondes- "What's Up"

Gee, I wonder who owns those moons.

Few people here really appreciate the thePacers, anyway. It's all about the Colts and the local high school football team.

I'm just going to freeze Chris' spot. No way in hell would I reward T.I. for his "contributions" to this thread.

The most alarming thing about that statistic is that their cash cow was advertised for the 2009 show, and nobody even expected Cena to show up the year before.

I know that much, but how was the match proposed? Did Warrior cut a promo? Did Jack Tunney have anything to do with it? Or was it just announced during a WrestleMania Report?

"You actually paid money to watch this show!"

Sorry. I haven't renewed my Monthly Sable Newsletter subscription in almost a year.