Adventureman

Oh. I guess it felt longer, since he didn't have the belt for most of the year. Or because those video packages made it seem like it was the most dramatic return to ever happen.

* Superstar of the Year: HHH * Match of the Year: Flair vs Michaels at Wrestlemania * OMG Moment of the Year: Cena's return at the Rumble * Diva of the Year: Beth Phoenix * "DAMN!" Moment of the Year: Million Dollar Giveaway * Tag Team of the Year: Mizorrison * Best Musical Performance: Jillian something * Best Finishing Maneuver: RKO * Extreme Moment of the Year: Jeff Hardy Swanton off of the 'tron onto Randy Orton * Couple of the Year: Santino and Beth * Breakout Star of the Year: CM Punk * Announcer of the Year: Matt Striker * Best WWE.com Exclusive: The Dirt Sheet * Best Impersonation: Haas Hogan I'll probably be wrong, but I just can't see John Cena being superstar of the year after being out for months and months. I was also really torn between Haas Hogan and the Great Char-lee.

Actually yeah, that is a good answer. Also, why is this crowd so eerily quiet?

How have more heels not picked up on the bell-ringing as a way to beat Festus?

R-Truth's flippy shit is awesome.

I had hoped, in my heart of hearts, that he'd replace Don West on colour.

I definitely do appreciate that they're at least trying. TNA is good at creating a feeling that you can't expect what's going to happen next, and that's enough to keep me watching. I just wish that what happens next was less of a disappointment so much of the time.

Touche. WWE doing it too doesn't make it a good thing, though.

Sure glad we got all that wrestling out of the way so we can have another talking main event.

The highlight of the show so far has been the fan dressed as King Booker.

I fully expect this match to rule. And it did. Right up until the post-match beatdown.

Somehow, someone really thought that a match in which one of the "winners" is fired was a great concept. Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be Kip. Please?

Is all the build for Suicide going to amount to anything good? OH NO NOT FEAST OR FIRED!

That match was . . . okay. Except that Tanahashi was just barely in it.

I thought that Rhino promo was pretty stellar. It was nice to see the face actually win a verbal duel in TNA for once. And nice to see people actually boo the Main Event Mafia, who've been getting way way more cheers than any heel stable ever should. Of course, it was then quickly ruined by the fact that no faces attempted to break up the massive beatdown that followed.