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That is possibly the funniest joke I have heard. Good job.

I watched this video again today... FFFFFFUCK!

I thought the best part was "Why didn't you tap out? If you did we'd still be together".

I found the funniest thing in the movie was the action figure dangling from the ceiling. The rest of the video wasn't very funny.

"Pi-Ka-Chu I choose you"

You despise me because I am religious. You are the kind of person who is prejudice just because of someones beliefs. The same reason you hate religion is because you think it twists our minds away from free thought, because it starts wars and is unaccepting of other people. Yet you are the one in a million extremist who would go to war to prevent the wide spread acceptance of a specific religion. Hypocritical if you ask me. Stop speaking about things you don't understand. And you don't know the bible better then everyone else, you're too conceited to express your oppinions. I wouldn't doubt that you just plain hate religion because other people aren't worshiping you.

I personally don't think that anyone who hasn't accepted religion won't be "square with god" I know plenty of people who don't accept religion into their lives, but they are still carring and loving people. Also I have faith in my religion so I really don't have a need to research others. However if christianity somehow failed me in my life then sure I might look into a few others to see if I'm, interested. It doesn't mean that I'm going to hate all christians. Religion to me at a very basic level is just my relationship with god. It's nobody else's business, including other christians. I personally hate the church system. I think it is a corrupt piece of bullshit, and you don't really need to go to church to believe in god. However the church does help others. Also I don't hold a grudge over people that are gay or lesbian, I am very accepting of them just as anyone else. Personally I hate other christians that don't accept gay people because it says very few times in the bible that it's against god's will. People should remain focussed on the other main points of the bible ie. help the poor, sick, hungry.

When I did that, I was in my "discover myself" phase which lasted years, but that was how I was raised, so I said "Well, maybe it's true. Let's see how it feels from their end." And I gave it a shot... and I think I did pretty well. To this day, I think anyone who likes the Bible is in for a rude awakening with me, cause I seriously know it better than... anyone. I'll shut 'em down. To this day, fucking nobody knows the Bible more than me. I'll shut 'em down. Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Think you know me? Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Try me. I'll make you famous. The fact that you think you know the bible more then anyone else is complete bullshit. People have studied it over their entire lifetime. You have probably read it a few times and just assume your oppinions about the bible are correct. You think that just because you don't like religion that everyone else who follows one is either wrong or misguided. You say that we should get rid of religion and that everyone should believe in free thought. Religion is what helped us define our civilizations today. The bible is a guideline for life. It isn't meant to be taken literally as about 90% of it is metaphore, however you just don't understand why people follow it. You are generalizing everyone in the religion as someone that is going to war to fight for their beliefs. If someone challenges my beliefs like you that is fine, you are allowed to question it all you want. That doesn't give you the right though to critisize everyone who follows something you don't understand. You don't know the bible better then everyone, you may know it better then me but that still doesn't make you more knowlegable when it comes to discussing it. I am not critisizing you for not following the bible or other religions. But it is my belief that people who have accepted some sort of religion into their lives do end up being better people. In the same matter some other person that may have accepted religion into their life may become an extremist and then start a war over it. My point is that many people interpret religion in different ways. You have you oppinions I have mine, but that doesn't give you the right to take someones beliefs and just shit all over them just because you have a different oppinion about it.

I meant what I said. As in it was clever.

Clever.

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Christianity teaches you to love and respect those around you. I don't care if someoine is muslim, buddist or anything else. And most other people don't either. As for the "I they don't think their religion is the best one, why are you part of it?" Most people are raised to be religious by their parents. They stick with that religion their whole life because it is what they know. However most people don't know shit about other religions therefore they don't automatically think theirs is the best. I don't think my religion is the best one. Mainly because I don't know enough about the other religions to know for sure mine is the best. I'm christian by the way. I believe in christianity and follow it. However I don't know that if I read (don't know the name) the equivalent of the muslim bible that I would find that religion much more accepting. I believe religion is faith and that is it. If you have faith in your religion then you have no need to look into another one and you have no need to prove to others and yourself that your is the best religion. You already believe in your religion and therefore it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Also just to clarify you did say "Especially at a time in my life when I was experimenting with homosexuality. And why? Because it's against God.. Yeah, alright" I thought you meant that literally. You should have explained yourself more clearly.

I didn't say I hate religious people. I said I hate religion. At the same time, I don't judge anyone for being religious, and I don't even think that their beliefs are wrong. I believe that one person's belief is just as right as the next persons. I know she's not the norm for religious people. I grew up in a christian family, and went to church, as well as catholic school, until I was 16. I hate religion because it turns alot of people into the woman in the video. Most religious folk also have the impression that anyone who isn't of their religion will go to hell. People like this are just taking it one step further. And hey, maybe their right. But personally, I don't like it. I've seen alot of prejudice come out of religion. You know what it feels like for your step mother to get pissed off and say "This shouldn't be on T.V! That's SICK!" Everytime Will and Grace comes on? Especially at a time in my life when I was experimenting with homosexuality. And why? Because it's against God.. Yeah, alright. People like that are why I, personally, dislike religion. I've seen it set up more boundries between people than do any good in my life. Though I do understand why some people are religious, and don't fault anyone for it. Unless they are the type like that, who I think are ignorant. So, because I dislike religion, People hate anti-religious people? Wow, I never knew my opinion was that powerful. One Hundred Percent Bullshit I agree with Pbone here. A very few percent of the world view their religion as the best one. You make it seem that anyone who is religious thinks everyone not of the same religion goes to hell. You just seem to have had some bad personal experiences with religeous people. Also the fact that you experimented with homosexuality just to disobey god is bullshit. You experimented because you were curious or because you were attracted to men. No one decides to sleep with the same sex just to piss off a higher plane of existance they don't even believe in. Personally I think you are ignorant for judging religion and making it seem like some pathetic cult, or gang. Sure wars are faught over religious purpose. That doesn't mean religion inspires violence. I personally believe that any religion that teaches you to love and respect everyone around you is a fine religion by me. You just have your oppinions all mixed up. The video was very funny though.

Emma Watson makes me cream in my pants.

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You're both gay? You bore me, I'm going to put you on my ignore list. So long. I win, plain and simple.

"In my day it only cost $10 to buy a car." "But back in your day you made a quarter a week." *Silence.* What's funny to me is that those people fail to factor in the inflation and improvements in production technology that actually make that $10 car five times as expensive as a standard car today Ther aren't many improvements in the construction of cars these days. Car companies purposefully make their vehicles break down after a certain point. It generates more money that way. Why do you think GM and Ford flourished in the 60's and why the foreign car companies today are attracting more customers. Honda's vehicles last a long time, over 15-20 years but you keep needing to replace the parts. It's the way business is done. Bullshit, the quality of cars has been improving exponentially over the last few decades because the companies have been gradually phasing out metal, which rusts and is a cheap construction material in cars. Planned obsolescence does exist, but the build quality of cars today is almost astonishingly better it was 20 years ago. Cars last longer because the engine block itself is meant to last longer, along with the exterior of the car. However all the other components are constantly being replaced. It's called the razor and the blade theory. You sell the razor for practically nothing but purposefully make the blade dull and wear out quicker. The money isn't in selling the origional product it is in selling the replacement blades.

"In my day it only cost $10 to buy a car." "But back in your day you made a quarter a week." *Silence.* What's funny to me is that those people fail to factor in the inflation and improvements in production technology that actually make that $10 car five times as expensive as a standard car today Ther aren't many improvements in the construction of cars these days. Car companies purposefully make their vehicles break down after a certain point. It generates more money that way. Why do you think GM and Ford flourished in the 60's and why the foreign car companies today are attracting more customers. Honda's vehicles last a long time, over 15-20 years but you keep needing to replace the parts. It's the way business is done. NoCalMike, is that you? No.

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I need that.

Although I am not a cougher I shall try this, it seems like it's worth a try.

I enjoy the show, however it kind of lost me after John brought them all to that one place and started prancing around talking as if he was reading poetry. I love John's character though. The show is a good combination of actors, mixed with a really good stage crew. They definately know what they were doing when they made this show. I need to catch up a bit on it, however it is hard when the plot has all the twists that never seem to explain themselves.

For those of you who thought that they butchered the book they didn't. The idea of a movie is to get all the main points to the plot down and to make it entertaining for us to watch. If I had to watch Daniel Radcliff walking down every corridor like in the novel I would have to shoot the director that made him do it. I thought OotP was a good movie. It was comical and got all the main important parts of the story right. They could have added a little to the snape memory but I thought it was sufficient. Also why make a book the exact same as on the screen. Directors don't make films to follow a script, they like to make a piece of art, just like the writers do when comming up with the novel. So why make the same piece of art twice? I thought the ending scene was a bit overdone when harry said he felt sorry for voldemort, especially since that progresses further into the plot later in HBP. However I thought they did that scene very well. It added more depth to the film and added interest to the viewer. Because now you want to see the sixth and seventh movie more. Harry's feelings towards voldemort are meant to change a little in the novel. He is meant to understand what has happened to voldemort to make him feel and act that way. This wasn't supposed to happen until HBP though which angered me a little. The only problems I have ever had with the movies is that the three main actors don't do their job. Emma Watson although attractive does not act at all. She tries to but it is too forced and she always looks like she is throing the words out of her mouth the way her head moves. Rupert Grunt sucks at acting. He's too outrageous, he wasn't much of a problem for me in this film though. Daniel Radcliff can't really act but does a decent job most of the time, except for GoF which was by far the worst of all the films. The acting I thought was much better in this film then it was in all the previous films however. I think the director did a good job in making the film entertaining and I hope that they use the same one in the next two films.

"In my day it only cost $10 to buy a car." "But back in your day you made a quarter a week." *Silence.* What's funny to me is that those people fail to factor in the inflation and improvements in production technology that actually make that $10 car five times as expensive as a standard car today Ther aren't many improvements in the construction of cars these days. Car companies purposefully make their vehicles break down after a certain point. It generates more money that way. Why do you think GM and Ford flourished in the 60's and why the foreign car companies today are attracting more customers. Honda's vehicles last a long time, over 15-20 years but you keep needing to replace the parts. It's the way business is done.