Stephen Joseph

you post alot for someone who isnt retired =) and no, we aint suspending you ill just have sandman come back to throw you over again =) in that respect you are like hh, no-selling death

COLE Hello fans all over the world! Your favorite announcing duo this side of Thursday night is here to start things off for ya COACH That's right. Mad props go to Stephen Joseph for having us start off the ppv for the first time COLE Mad props? COACH It's a hip thing, you wouldn't understand COLE I am so hip COACH Name one hip thing you've done COLE Wear my baseball cap backwards holmes COACH (rolls eyes) Fans, we'd like to take this moment to run down the card for tonight's event. In the Main Event, IntenseZone's Jay "Shooter" Darring takes on HeldDown's Calvin Szechstein for the OaOasT title. COLE Also, we will see a North American Title defense when K-Ness takes on the obnoxious Puerto Rican Lightning. COACH And in a last match of sorts, Zack Malibu will grapple with SpiderPoet for Malibu/Poet III. We can only expect the best from those two men. COLE Many more great matches, but by order of Stephen Joseph, we're starting out the PPV with a bang. COACH That's right. THE most exciting title in the world, the X title, will be fought over next. COLE Many were suprised when Josie returned to Ragdoll's side, but how about Mad Matt. Revolution winner and now, he goes for his first ever OaOasT title. COACH And that's next!

maybe zsasz is banky eh?

i edited something in to yours

caboose, disregard my idea of suspending you in the sabbatical thread illlok forward to your explanation

I shouldve had a run Worst. Champion. Ever.. wait, scratch that, that's Alfdogg 2nd Worst Champion Ever.

hey uhh ill write something up about you being "suspended" for no-showing events, to be lifted when you get your act together at least itll make sense that way

Damn you all to hell The Lite Stuff 2 Workshop seminars a week - These involve reading a soon-to-be-published research journal article and then having to discuss it with the author (normally some PHD guy from another college waayy the fuck far away) and these last about 2-3 hours Weekly seminar in economic policy, 2 hours a week...that's just the reading The Middle Stuff Graduate Level Micro-Econ Take your normal econ class, give it a steroid shot ala HHH/Steiner. Feel my pain The really bad stuff The really bad stuff Historical Economics Reinterpreting history along economics 300+ pages a week Mathematical Economics Calc 1, Calc 2, Calc 3, + statistics + econometrics + linear algrebra Help me

yeah, seriously, i did this too i feel the pain godthedog why cant you people have fun with us. We're getting paid, we dont care!

edited it!

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head [Clip of Zack Malibu after losing the OAOAST heavyweight title] He's givin' you the blues [Calvin Szechstein lifts the championship into the air] You wanna graduate but not in his debt [Dream Machines stand on the turnbuckles with their belts] Here's what you gotta do [Clip of Jay confronting Calvin on IntenseZone] Pick up the phone [shot of Stephen Joseph and Tony the Body on the boat] I'm always home [shot of SpiderPoet warming up, with El Dandy coaching him] Call me any time [Axel polishing his boots, a look of hope in his face] Just ring 36 24 36 hey 36 24 36 8(echos) I lead a life of crime [Calvin in the back with Totally Endorsed] Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [Totally Endorsed squaring off with Dream Machines] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [Calvin in a staredown with Jay Darring] You got problems in your life of love [shots of OAOAST women, Candi, Crystal, Amanda, Josie] You got a broken heart [K-Money shocked at Josie's turn] (She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend [Zack and Ed's former beau kissing] That's when the teardrops start ?fella [Ragdoll and Josie walking down the aisle together] Pick up the phone {Tim Moysey talking on his cell phone at the HeldDown tapings] I'm here alone [A shot of a stoic K-Ness] Or make a social call [Eskimo in shock of Jingus?return] Come right in [Come with me] Forget about him [Jay Darring lacing up his boots] We'll have ourselves a ball {Totally Endorsed celebrating Calvin's win over Zack] Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [Caboose retiring Stephen Joseph with an Emerald Fusion through a steel chair] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [Dan Black piledriving Clarissa] Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [Zack stares up into the sky] Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap [Calvin counting his money, gleefully] Concrete shoes, chairs, a DDT [shot splice of all OAOAST wrestlers] Done Dirt Cheap [Flashes the Tag Team Championship] Ambush, contracts, take a fall [Flashes the X Title and NA Title] Done Dirt Cheap [World Title as we fade out]

----------- Scene: A darkened street, windswept newspapers fluttering bye on a drizzling night. Our camera is on the street corner, panning right towards the moon in the sky. It then shifts down, and we catch a view of a man standing underneath a telephone pole, light shining like an old Dick Tracy comic on a trench coat hoodlum. He takes one puff of a cigarette, then flicks it to the ground, stomping it out. Sneering, he turns and walks up toward the camera. ----------- Derek Yo, mine name's Derek. Derek da Fish. No, not dat fish. Da real Derek Da Freaking Fish, el padrino around these heres parts. How YOU doin? Dis here is a licensed One and Onlyze An-gle-Sault Thread Production. Any broadcast, redistribution, or otherwise fucking with us is prohibited by penalty under da law, or Jimmy da Crispy knuckles. Capeche? Oiu, on wit dat show, and welcomes to Chicagos. Derek crackles his knuckles for effect in plain view of the camera, and we begin to crest leftwards and upwards as he walks out of the picture. Our camera captures a side of a worn-down building, reading McGinny's Chophouse?on the side in faded red letters. Lightning crashes, and the chophouse sign is no more. Lightning flashes again, and OAOAST emblazons itself on freshly chopped wood, and the camera pans back left, highlighting a changed avenue with flashing neon lights, hookers on street corners lobbying for tricks, and a long line of fans stretching across the building and wrapped around it. A limo slinks down the street, catching the attention of the crowded line, heads straining to see who gets out. It's an old man dressed to the nines in silk, surrounded by three hoss-like men. He turns to the camera and speaks. Derek Ah, Chi-ca-go, always da same. Why, I remembers da last time der was diss fight at McGinny's. It was a sight to behold I tells ya! ::wavy dream lines interrupt his speech, and his voice carries over into the old Chicago again.:: Derek (narrating) It was nineteen, ohh, twenty-six if I remembers. Does wer da days of mob bosses, gunfighting in da streets, and booze in da speakeasies. Dat's what McGinny's was. A speakeasy every one knew bout, and to top it all off, we had wrestling. Doc Boss loved da wrasslin, and in particular, loved his chosen champ Mickey One Eye?DItalino. And DItalino had two eyes mind ya, his nickname was for what his opponent looked like after he gots through withs him. ::clips of Mickey, in grainy white film, hovering over an opponents bruised face. We pan up to his face, and it's a horrid mesh of cuts and scrapes. Mickey's in the background, laughing, the crowd chanting MWO; for Mickey World Order.:: Derek But, ders always a time de underdog gets a chance. Now Mickey was on tops on the world, and ole Doc Boss was a happy clam. But dis new kid, this scrapping lad nicknamed Shooter?came onto da scene, and you know, he had some talent that lad. So Mickey's beat up, kinda old to the crowd, but ole Doc loves him. So Doc figures, dis new kid, he could fight Mickey, and dat would get the crowd interested. Doc didn't figure that Mickey would lose, and you know, wrestling fixed anyways right? No one told Shooter that though, or the consequences should he win ::clip of the end of the match, a weary Mickey standing and looking at the turnbuckle, the camera and time slowing down as Shooter flies off the top and lands on Mickey in a bodypress, sending the old timer down to the match, and the sound of a gunshot everytime the ref's hand it the mat. Derek Yeah, old Mickey lost to Shooter, and Doc was none to pleased with the crowd's response. Dat night, he took Shooter aside, him and a few goons, and made sure Shooter never won a match again. I know, I was outside, guarding against really nobody. No one cared, or they all pretended they didn't. Don't matter. Dat night a fire went up at McGinny's, and we never saw Shooter again and McGinny's never re-opened. Doc had seen enough wrestling. ::waves bring us back to the present, with Derek walking with a cane towards the entrance door.:: Derek I gets the feeling tonight, be no different. No Doc, No DItalino, but a feller named Shooter, and a made man. No, you young ones, Dirty Deeds will be done tonight.History, always repeats itself. OAOAST Proudly Presents Dirty Deeds Executive in Charge of Production Stephen "Big Poppa" Popick Graphics Leroy "Killer" Parka

ratingZ~! hey eskimo, can you send me the skit youre creating so i can edit in my lines?

bastard i feel used...

Marney, I'd love to agree with you, but what those fellows are saying goes against anything that I know about being American. It reeks of imperialism, and I'm not very comfortable with American as an imperialist power.

Yeah, but its a waste of our tax dollars

Interesting But the bit about not knowing cause from effect as a function of prefrontal cortex problems in arabs. I'd be more believing if I saw it on a actual news site

were still in suspense on the outcome of the saga

I knew it you shouldve jobbed lazy bastard... Seriously, get your ass back here when you can, and learn that shizzie at the university fool. We're with you in oaoast spirit

I think that would be interesting, and i can get my creative juices aflowin how about umm..stephen cant interfere, but he gets umm, that "returning superstar" cough whose teaming up with someone else to come down and we can go from there eh? ohh spoilerish without spoilerizing!

Rob, in my home state, the government there repealed bedroom laws aimed against fellatio and cunnilingus about 2 years ago... and thats Georgia.

Was I the only one upset at the MTV for giving video of the year to Missy Eliot rather than the Man in Black. I mean, anyone could see how much more powerful and well-produced his "hurt" video was. Yes, its a sad day. Cash was a legend for country music. But we can have one happy fact. The man in black rode out to the sunset on top of the world, he didn't just fade into obscurity like so many great legends. My black shirt today is enough to remind me. RIP

you're making arguments, yes, but youre not invalidating my answer nor answering my question. I asked you to find me one country that advocates, or at least doesn't discourage, incestual unions. Because I'm a good guy, I'll actually answer your questions. The modern world has "genetic counseling" for couples looking to have a baby, and this counseling lets them know what possible diseases they might be carriers of, and what the chances are of something "bad" happening with the baby. Pretty much ever couple in the US goes through this during the pregnancy phase, and a good bit of diseases are caught and treated because of the early detection this implies. So, the answer to "should people with hereditary diseases breed?" is "we educate them" Next, you ask about retarded adults having children. Now, unless anyone wants to correct me, I'm fairly certain that counseling goes on at that level too. I don't know how old you are JMA *not an insult* but you may have missed "Life Goes On" which was a sitcom which had a retarded adult as one of its stars, and they explored this. My reason for bringing this up is that there are different grades of mental retardation. My answer here again, is education, if it is possible. If its not, then well, theyre probably not having capable of having kids anyways right? Now, you mention genetic coupling. Won't work. Look, and no offense to Spidey, but if we all started from 1 man and 1 woman, we'd be seriously f'ed up. *looks at world, sees we are messed up, concedes point* /aside Spidey, i think its a great metaphor for when people had no clue how the species began, and it has a good bit of truth to it. dont hate me =) From 2 fixed strands of DNA, over time they will decay, and over time they will be passed on through family. Yes, I will concede the point that genetic coupling might in fact work through a generation, maybe two, but as long as its the same DNA interbreeding, you will end up back at the point the european royals found out: ugly and insane. again, i speak in facts, and I challenge for answers

the honey in our hive? the jelly on our peanut butter? the vanilla in our coke?

unless, like cappa, you provide notice to us yeah, maybe i dunno though, are we that serious