Stephen Joseph

ALWAYS go with a proven starter especially since you dont know if McMahon can do it again WHAT IF BREES THROWS TO GATES?

Dude, you just know Sayid is gonna fuck SOMEONE up

Basically, 1 point for every 20 yds thrown. 1 point for every 10 running/receiving yard. 6 for a TD. Of course, there are other factors involved but that's the meat and potatoes of it. I guess the way a lot of the marquee QBs have played this week has me a little uptight. You should ask for a cut of that $10 I don't know why I didn't start dabbling in fantasy football years ago. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> youre fine. this is gb afterall

Burleson? Dude, I think you're fine. Gb should eat clock with the run game. How many points you got left? We've all been there when your team has a good week and the fucker spikes a great game. There's one in my work league that will be decided by the battle of franks/edinger vs. Driver, both teams over 100. In that league, 100 is a good week. Sadly, I will be watching tonight as a fan. I have 99 points over my opponent and he has Gado left. Poor bastard.

I just love how much we fucked over Miami Bitches

Even if he's 21, he's in direct contact with the freshmen and sophomores in his residence, so he has to adhere to completely different rules than a faculty member. An RA is considered to be an employee of the university, so couple that with the room and board and you get stringent school rules that state that the RA represents the school on OR off-campus, even if it isn't his shift. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh fuck! I'm so glad that my residents never snapped pictures of our parties. Fuck, if thats what you get for alkehol, I wonder what weed gets ya?

What kind of scoring nets a QB/TE/K combo for 46 points? Farve at best will be 200/2/0, Franks 4/50/1 and Edinger 2 FG 1 XP which nets in most league formats 13/12/8 or 33 points. Dude, you've so won. Besides, Gado is going to be getting a good many goalline looks. As if it matters, in my work league one guy bet the guy I was playing 10 bucks he wouldn't come within 20 points of my team. As of right now, I'm up 160-61 with Gado left to go for him. Easy way to lose 10 bucks. None of my players got below 14 points. God I love LJ. I love HIM!

Standing by the official OAOAST Interview area, backstage, which is very close to the OAOAST Starbuck's coffee stand Josh Matthews Stephen, what are you thoughts on facing both Alfdogg and Zack Malibu tonight, on Thanksgiving, for your World Heavyweight title? Stephen Joseph Can you believe they make this? ::Camera zooms in on obvious product placement:: Now, supposedly, one of their Vice-Presidents came into OAOAST Corporate last week after hearing that I was still searching for a catchphrase, since you, THE CHAMP IS HERE, and all that jazz. He thought I could call all my fans Poppycocks! Josh Matthews Poppycocks? Stephen Joseph Poppycocks. As if Poppyseeds weren't enough. WTF. All the Poppycocks are standing up as I enter the arena? That's some gay shit man, and I ain't gay. So firstly, there will be no Poppycock endorsement, no Popcorn endorsement, no more poppyseed bagels sold at our events, no more of this crap! I'm the World Champion... I don't need a damn catchphrase. I don't need any damn fans either. I got myself, and this title. Josh Matthews What about Tha Puerto Rican? Stephen Joseph I'll get ot him in a moment. First, tonight. I've got a has-been and a never-was wanting a SHOT at my title? Fine. No problemo. Alfdogg played second fiddle to me in the original Deadly Alliance. Now he has the DA's rejects back together? Big WHOOOP DE DOOO. That's some gay shit there. And speaking of gay, and shit, well that brings me to my other opponent, Mr. Pretty Boy himself, Zack Malibu. So this is how Zack Malibu wants to get the title, in an unfair triple threat match? Once a coward, always a coward, and Zack, I am personally coming for you tonight. Josh Matthews And what about Tha Puerto Rican? Stephen Joseph Ed, Ed buddy. Come Sunday, you're not going to recognize your old buddy. I am the MOST hated man in the OAOAST, and after what transpires on Sunday, you may just hate me that much more. Because come Sunday, I'll defend MY Heavyweight Title, and beat you right in the middle of the damn ring. Finality or Synchronicity, it doesn't matter. Maybe I'll hit both. Maybe I'll hit you with a chair. I don't really care, because friendship flies out once the bell rings. Come Sunday, I will retain my title.... by any means necessary...No one's taking this belt off of my waist unless you're willing KILL me. Puerto, will you be able to kill me on Sunday. I don't think so, because you're just not there yet.

We just are that good.

Hey All, It seems we had a few more writers this show, which I felt helped alot. Seemedlike a really good effort. I gotta say thanks to PRL for his great work in the feud, and KC wrote a hell of a great match. If you thought Poppyseeds were bad, wait till next week! great show all around, really seems like things are clikcing well

Yup Larry Johnson

Rate MY Team! (10 Team League, 4 Bench Spots) QB HasselBeck WR Fitzgerald WR Burress RB LT RB LJ TE Crumpler Flex (Tiki/R. Wayne) K Rackers D PIT

Pick Up D. Rhodes if the guy who has Edge doesnt have him. Should you make it to the playoffs, Rhodes might be starting while Edge is sitting

I'm thankful to be the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. That's the truth Ruth! Oh, and that I can afford the Poptarts with frosting now.

So since I'm playoff bound in each league I'm in, I'll tackle all of these! Sit WILLIAMS. He had a splash in the pan. Smith and Holt are must-plays, and Wayne will get good WR3 totals. You don't know that about Williams. That was 1 game, and I would not rely on Harrington to be consistent. I have Wayne in two leagues. I'm playing him fearlessly. Sit Jones. Anderson gets good carries, and McGahee wants to prove that he's the best RB, and he's playign against the best. Not so good defenses on either side. Gado is going against Minnesota. Defense and Minnesota don't go hand in hand. He's a lock for 70 and a TD. Rod Smith. Again, Williams was a one week flash. I need more than 1 week to decide on if a guy is for real. Smith is consistent, and the Jets D (WHAT D?) Bell or Westbrook. Westbrook will get alot of receptions and screens, so if you are in a league that gets you a point per reception, play him. If not, play bell, because Bell will likely find the end zone more than Westie If rec TDs are so highly rewarded, then you start Barber, Gado, and Westbrook. Dunn loses the goalilne carries Duckett... Willie Parker is worthless now. Same for Bettis. Unless your league is uber TD heavy.Jones is starting. Start McGahee and Jones. If you have an aweomse flex receiver play hi, other wise us Bettis because he'll get 1 TD This was this week in Fantasy Football help

Jin: Others? Eko: Yes

Rudo, I think the tailies were just thrilled to find shelter. Our middies hadn't really been attacked like the tailies had been, so that tells me they were really focused on the goal of finding shelter.

...joined in progress, as Stephen Joseph is already in the ring. COLE Fans, during our commercial break, Stephen Joseph, the OAOAST World Champion, came out unexpectedly. He is scheduled to defend his title tonight against one half of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions, the USUAL SUSPECTS, Leon Rodez! COACH And he can't be happy to learn that if he survives TONIGHT, he will have to defend his title again, ON THANKSGIVING, against two men. He could lose the Championship without being pinned. CABOOSE And I'll have something to be thankful for! ::Stephen Joseph reaches for a microphone, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title clasped around his waist:: Stephen Joseph Boy, when you're the king of the mountain, everyone wants to knock you off! ::Crowd Boos:: COLE No sympathy from the fans! COACH Stephen has been a fighting Champion! He's faced Tha Puerto Rican, Mad Cappa, Jingus, and Peter Cone since beating Tony Brannigan, Dan Black, and Peter Knight for the title! He's even defended the belt at each of our OAOAST House Shows! COLE Next House Shows on Nov. 17th and 18th, SAINT LOUIS and PHOENIX! We're nearly sold out! Headlining those shows...in Saint Louis, Stephen Joseph defends his belt, should he win tonight, against Alfdogg! Then in Phoenix, its tag team gold on the line as The Usual Suspects take on GPX in a lights out match! Stephen Joseph Well, no one seems to like me yet. Not...suprising. But a little respect here people! I've defended my belt twice on TV, and 4 times at house shows, since winning it at World Without End. And it is MY belt, make no mistake about that! I've defended it more times than HOFF ever did. I'm not a champion that just appears at the Pay Per Views, I put your asses in the seats, because each and every one of you wants to see me fall. Caboose I KNOW I DO!!! Stephen Joseph (cont...) ::Pauses:: What was that Caboose? Don't make me throw you off a Steel Cage again, old man. ::Pauses:: Oh yes, my point this evening. I'm facing Leon Rodez tonight for the Title. Leon, a man who should have been an Upstart, but instead, got brainwashed by Zack. Leon, buddy, I can't wait to face you in this ring, but COME ON! Wake up Neo! Zack ain't your friend! And Neexxxttt Week, I've got a triple threat match. And if I win that, I'm going to have to defend this belt again at November Reign. And again and again and again. And each week when I trot out here to defend the belt, it pisses everyone here off, because its an UPSTART defending the belt. And that's why the belt's so important to the Upstarts. I wanted to address that, because recently, someone, not naming names, is thinking that I care more about the belt than beating the Originals. Of COURSE I care more about the belt! If we have the belt, we have the power. Plain and simple. It's very...libertarian, if you will. While you fans may not like this, I'm going to beat Leon Rodez, and see to it that my reign does not end in November. 2005, its the year of the Popick, and soon enough, you'll all be my Poppyseeds. Cole POPPYSEEDS?! Stephen Joseph Okay, that word blows chunks. That's the best Creative can do? Poppyseeds? Yeah, fuck this promo. Lemme tell it to you shoot style brothers and sisters. I'm the man, and as THE MAN, I don't give a fuck what you think about me. I'll defend this title, because thats what a Champion does. I'll win each week, by ANY Means Necessary, because that's what Champions do. And I'll stuff it down your face each and every week, you ungrateful bastards, and by that I mean both you fans and the boys in the back, because it took me too long, and cost me too much, to finally get what I deserved. So Calvin? Corporate? Fans? You want to fuck with me? Well, FUCK YOU! MY name is Stephen Joseph, and I will NOT be forgotten. I will NOT be beaten. And when its all said and done, when 2005 has come and gone, it will be remembered as the year of change in the OAOAST. The new taketh from the old, and anything ORIGINAL about the OAOAST will be Revolutionized by the Upstarts! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! ::drops mike to massive boos::

I have a new fav character...Mr. Eko. He's better than Locke. I actively hope he lives. Seems very likely that Ethan/Goodwin are related to the more animalistic "Others" btw, didn't the "Others" seem a little small? Good may not mean morally good. Nathan was NOT a good person to take. Most of the survivors that we know have strong personalities and wouldn't take something lying down. I thought the "Others" had pretty good strength, picking up people.

Short and sweet. Ana killed Shannon... the rest are spoilers from tvguide

Yeah I know its dirty and underhanded...which is why its sooo tempting.

Okay here's one. In my work league, of course I'm 10-0 with the #1 seed locked. So I'm looking at potential playoff matchups. This week, a stat correction by Yahoo created a tie. The superior team (with Shaun Alexander and Chad Johnson) is now #7, and scrub team who won another game is at #6. Top 6 make the playoffs My schedule for the last three weeks is Week 11: Scrub Team (5-5-1) Week 12: Team with Alexander and Johnson (4-5-1) Week 13: The Last Place Team, guaranteed win Superior team has more points, than Scrub team, so if they have the same record, he's getting in. Since I face both, this gets interesting. They face each other in week 13. I can throw ( by playing my subs) this week's game, and then field my better team against the team with Alexander and Johnson in week 12. Week 13 simply guarantees that ill have the best record. Do it? Duece a game on purpose and knock out the last team that I feel could have a greater than 20% shot of beating mine?

This thread was, and I quote "Un-Fucking Called For" That's All

Smitty, I have the same decision. I'm starting Palmer. He is the TOP QB in Fantasy, and there's no way I am benching him, even for a favorable matchup. He's gonna put up a good number of points. I kept Jackson, got Gado and A. Smith on trades, so I'm looking like a playoff contender again. I'm good to go with my top 2 WR(Ward, Kennison) but Evans or Burleson as my third I dont quite like. I figure I can package A. Smith and one of those to upgrade, but how high can I shoot. Is it good enough to a Wayne-like or Rod Smith receiver? Just wondering what you all think fair value is. Oh yeah, in my work money league, I've locked LJ and LT in this week (LJ due to facing Houston) and am starting Edge over Tiki, despite Tiki's favorable matchup. 10-0 and a first round bye.

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