Stephen Joseph

Ill take that match Tony. Word. 4 month notice, I can write a blockbuster!

Im sure we can arrange that

http://www.tnawrestling.com/genesis/replay/lrg/05.jpg adding it to my profile too

Agreed. SJ promos about all his challengers.

Its just how I roll

yes order it main event was hot

I think i'll fit her in for an ass whoopin down the line...

Take Gonzo...Definitely. He's back, and he's practically Green's #1 receiving option. If he thinks that LJ wont do enough for the run game and thus make passing difficult, he is crazy TAKE GONZO!!! Okay here's one. I'm fighting for aplayoff spot in a league where you start 2 RB's. Priest went down, so I am left with Stephen Jackson and craphole RB's...My best is Willie Parker, then Perry (bye) and Jacobs One team will trade me Staley, Moore, and Bennett (solving my 0 RB spot right now)for jackson. I like jackson. I dont like a 0 . But do I just wait for Willie to be healthy again? this week is in the bag...

No. No one has done what Walt has told them to do yet. They're not listening to him!

Drafted LT in the first round and Tiki in the second and Larry Johnson in the 7th round. Drafted Lamont Jordan in the third round, traded him and Fitzgerald for Edge and Plaxico 2 weeks ago I start two and have a flex position, so I start 3 total. I'm worried Edge is sitting during the championship game

Parker's pretty worthless. And yes, my other league we start 3 WR's. I lost Priest in that league, but I got Gado off of the FA list. Jackson/Gado, kinda sucks, but hey. So check this scenario out. I'm now 9-0 and clinched both playoffs and a bye. I have LT, Edge, Tiki, and Larry Johnson. I have Edge and Tiki's backup. I've been offered Gates for Crumpler and LJ. Great trade, except the guy who is offering is a cusp playoff team who will be very scary if he makes the playoffs (great WR's, the best). Trade with him to get the dynamic duo...or, since I play him this week (on LT and Gates's bye) send him packing. If he doesn't beat me this week, he wont make the playoffs

weird

I did...Alf just didn't fit in very well with the story. Shit happens like that sometimes. Hence why I'm filling in that role, and hell, I'm just very HAPPY to be contributing again in a positive manner. There were many reasons why you left, and many reasons why other people left. Most of them were caused by themselves. When I left, it was because *I* caused drama... Now the real question is buster, can you man up and accept that for yourself? I don't know, but you strike me as a shit-stirrer, and I do not like that. You're either part of the team, or you're not. And since you're never going to be welcomed back here, especially after your stunt at the pit, I do not view you as a part of the team. So kindly refrain from criticizing the best efforts of everyone who still contributes.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all convictions, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? --W.B. Yeats Events are moving swiftly again in the Lost-verse. We'll soon be caught up to 48 days, and with 1/3 of the season gone, we must cover about 32 days with the remainder. But what a number of days, because we know that two episodes from now, we'll only just be on day 48. Time picks up. I've come to the conclusion that *something has got to give* With the tail-enders meeting our survivors, we can assume several things 1) Eventually, both sides of the plane will tell their story about the "Others" 2) At least 1 group of the "Others" are very bad people...evil maybe. 3) As a plot device, the "Others" will come again I make several other assumptions: 1) This influx of survivors is larger than previous influxes. Smaller groups were much easier...dealt with...by the "Others" 2) We have our survivors with a plethora of weapons from the Hatch. 3) In dealing with the "Others" we have been presented with two options (from Danielle) Fight and die, or hide and live. I do not think our survivors are the kind that will, in the end, try and hide. Michael wants Walt back. Jin will follow him to the grave, and I'm willing to bet, so will Sawyer. Sayid will want revenge. Ana-Lucia is going to plead with Sayid that she didn't shoot at Shannon, but at something else entirely. I doubt Sayid will believe this until alot of time passes, but in the end, he will. He will want revenge. Locke has already demonstrated that he understands a battle must be fought. Season 2 will end differently than the first. In the end of Season 1, the survivors are focused on surviving. At the end of season 2, they will be focused on fighting. Perhaps, at the end of Season 2, at the very end, someone dear either a) dies or b) abducted. I'll go with Jack, for plot purposes. Instead of hiding this time, Team Badass will choose instead to pursue, and make a stand. And lost, Season 2, ends with our Lost-aways picking up arms and marching towards... wherever these "Others" are.

There won't be. Currently, the Democratic party has no solution platform, only criticism. Criticism doesn't win elections.

We, as viewers, are hostile right now to AL. Perhaps the next episode changes that? Perhaps that's true inside the story too. That was my point. I think the key to Walt is Vincent EDIT: Two bucks says we hear Boone's voice next week when the tailenders hear his radio call on their radio

I dont believe visions of Walt are indictive of the sickness. Walt's probably like, remote viewing or a manifestation. Walt has been obstensibly, trying to help (though that is left up to interpretation) I love that we've seen the tailenders before we know what happened...because thats how our survivors are going to view them...hostility before understanding. I'm debating posting my theory on the sickness.

ACT 1: Josh Matthews (Catching up to Stephen Joseph) Stephen. Can I ask you a question? Who are you facing tonight? Stephen Well, I haven't checked my ::A shadow, 6'5" 300 lbs, hovers over him...and SJ looks up:: JINGUS You're facing ME! ::SJ gulps, and Jingus smiles:: Hey! Hey! ::The Mad Cappa runs into the picture:: TMC I'm getting the world title shot tonight! I'm next on the list! Jingus Like I care...you're what, half my size. Wait in line! ::Well then, what about me? The camera pans around to show Peter Cone!:: Josh Stephen, who will .... Stephen? ::Stephen Joseph has disappeared:: Jingus That damn sneaking bastard! Act 2 COLE Fans, Calvin Szechenstein is standing by in his General Manager's office with an important announcement about tonight! WWOOOOOSSSSHHH PAN~! ::The TV Shot goes to a live feed of Calvin in the General Manager's office, adorned with red velvet and other nice pretty things. He lives life well...almost too well eh? Stephen Joseph, YOUR OAOAST Champion, sits in a chair as Calvin sits in hish SUPER EXPENSIVE black leather executive chair across his desk from SJ, but facing the camera.:: Calvin Tonight, I asked Stephen Joseph if he was willing to defend his title. He says he is Stephen Damn Straight, and I don't care who. Calvin Which is great, because earlier today, 3 individuals challenged you for the title. Now how do I choose? Stephen Any one of them will do! Calvin Nah. Not exciting. How about...all 3? Stephen NO! Calvin Fatal Fourway! Stephen NOOOO!! Calvin To one fall. That means you don't even have to be pinned to lose! ::Stephen pulls his chair up and flings it against the wall, furious at Calvin:: Stephen Joseph You think I'm some sort of joke? You think you can push me around? Calvin, I AM NOT A FUCKING JOKE. I won at World Without End, pinning TWO Originals. I *BEAT* Puerto Rican last week, the best damn wrestler on this show. I have been waiting, for so long, for this time to shine. And you want to fuck with me? Fine Calvin...but I'm going to pull a string. Fuck me? Fuck you Calvin? This match is no disqualification. Otherwise, you're out a Championship match tonight, because I'll walk. Calvin Fine. But no outside interference. Stephen Oh, I wouldn't dream of that. ::he picks up the previously thrown chair:: I just wanted to use this...alot. I'm going to pretend each head it hits will be yours Calvin. You can't FUCK with me! Calvin You're a fighting champ Stephen. Go get em, Tiii ::CRACK SMASH:: COLE Stephen Joseph just cracked the chair over Calvin's head! ::Calvin slumps over his chair, his head laying on his desk as blood pools on white paper strewn across the top. Stephen turns the camera. Stephen Joseph *I* am the OAOAOST Heavyweight Champion. I am NO joke, and I will win tonight, I'll win next week, I will keep winning. This belt means EVERYTHING to me ::intense stare:: EVERYTHING! ::Fade to Black:: Act 3 ::We return to OAOAST HeldDown Thursday Night. All three challengers for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title are in the ring. Now for some Bufferin!:: BUFFER Annnddddd the RREEEEeeeiignnnning and DEEEEfeeeeEEEEnnnding OAOAOAST Wuuuuuuuurld Chaampion, he hails from Atlanta Georgia and proudly leads the Upstarts, SSSSTeeeeeeePPHHHEENNN JOOOOOOOOOOOSsseeeppphhh CUE: It Ain't Over For Me Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, flanked by Tha Puerto Rican, and one very large and BRAND NEW gold belt adorning his waist. Stephen walks confidently down towards the ring, with PR staying off to the side. Backup. Stephen slides into the ring and scales the turnbuckle, taking off his championship belt and holding it aloft with both hands, eyes beaming with pride. The crowd just boos. DING DING DING~! Immediately, all three men dump SJ over the top rope! PR yells at SJ to get up! Mad Cappa squares a right punch to Jingus, who catches the punch, lifts Cappa up, and throws Cappa onto PR and SJ! And Peter Cone with a rollup from behind...! 1! 2! NO KICKOUT! Jingus kicks out and powers Peter Cone off from his back. He spins around and scoops slams P to the C, then hits a legdrop for dood measure. He covers! 1! 2! NO! Cappa springboards a legdrop from the ring apron! The count being broken up, Cappa pulls Jingus up and slaps a right across Jingus's head, but the J-man absorbs and tosses Cappa to the ropes, following with a clothesline sending Cappa over the top rope, and back on top of Popick! PR yells in disgust! Meanwhile, Jingus roars with delight, but screams in pain as Peter drops him to his knees with a chopblock. SHINING WIZARD by Peter Cone! He poses for the crowd and then catches an intercepting Cappa with a sidewalk slam into a cover! 1! 2! KICKOUT! Peter tosses Cappa up and into the big man Jingus. Jingus catches Cappa and looks puzzled, and this moment allows Peter Cone to hit a running dropkick onto Cappa, whose momentum fells Jingus, and Cappa falls into a cover. 1! 2! No SJ Pulls Cappa off from outside! Peter and Jingus fight inside, and SJ starts wailing right hands into Cappa outside. But wait! Tha Puerto Rican has a chair, and he's holding it high behind Popick! The crowd buzzes with anticipation, but when SJ turns around, PR gently throws him the chair. SJ uses it to WALLOP Cappa with an unprotected Chair Shot! Back in the ring, Jingus has suplexed Peter Cone, and has him up again. Peter twists his feet and back, and wriggles free behind the big man. He irish whips Jingus right into SJ's thundering Steel Chair, which breaks in half over Jingus's head! He slumps on the ropes as SJ looks flabbergasted at the split in half steel chair. Peter Cone brings SJ into the ring (w/ 1/2 steel chair) Peter tries a DDT but SJ catches himself before falling, and stomps on Cone's trachea, and then plants the chair right into his neck! Peter writhes on the canvas as two big palms pull SJ into a Full Nelson! Jingus lifts SJ up, but Stephen counters with a unique variation of the CODE RED~! essentially X-factor Jingus's Head into Peter's Stomach!. SJ tugs at Jingus to pull him over to cover... 1! 2! HERE COMES CAPPA! 2.5! CAPPA lunges! 2.99! Cappa HITS SJ with a diving kick! SJ stays on top of Jingus! 3! The ref calls for the bell as Cappa can't believe it! PR jumps into the ring to pull his boss off and out of the ring, whilst collecting the OAOAOST World Title. As they walk up the ramp, the 3 contenders stand in the ring, until JINGUS chokeslams them both out of frustration! /*somebody add commentary, I suck at it*/

same here, he deserves it more than I.

AL shot Shannon. There is no other conclusion. The whispers were heard by both at the same time. Walt appeared and if SHANNON HAD HEEDED HIS WARNING (finger to the mouth and SHHHH) she would still be alive. The whispers signal the OTHERS. They heard them when Cindy disappeared, which was at the same time that Sayid and Shannon heard them. The tailies were RUNNING for their lives. You hear a twig snap in the woods, and AL is a scared ex cop with a gun. She shoots for CENTER MASS (where Shannon was shot). Note: Shannon is not dead...yet. She was still warm, and there maybe a goodbye to start off episode 8. But she's dead. There was a spoiler that stated that a female would kill another female. Well there you go. Please Note the following Boone died so that Locke could continue Shannon died so that (blank) could continue. EDIT: More on Walt Walt has always been trying to warn people but they never listen. He told Locke no to open "IT", told Shannon not to press the button, although that was inaudible, so it doesn't seem that the Others would make him/allow him to do that. Plus, if Shannon actually listend to Walt she would still be here.

Occasionally, one of my wacky theories hits pay dirt. She is sooo dead Sayid: I carry my gun around always, because I have someone to protect Something tells me the violence erupting will be Sayid wanting to execute Ana-Lucia. All hell breaks loose in the camp when the main survivors hear about the tailies...and just as Sayid's gonna gun some bitch down, Desmond appears. The actor who plays him is in the credits for Episode 8. Poor Cindy

Now we're going to see some real terrorism Sayid hates her Sawyer hates her 2/3 of team badass united. Boo Ya

So the whispers signal the closeness of the others? Sayid heard them, Shannon's heard them Who else has come close to them ? And they LOST one!

Oh how you mock so much. Aren't you intelligent. Your answer, if you cared, is Ronald Reagan.

It is on ESPN.com right now, in the Fantasy section...Its being reported that Priest Holmes is done for the season because its going to take them 4 weeks or so to diagnos whats wrong with his head