Stephen Joseph

[b]BOOM~![/b] [size=7][color=blue][b]BOOM BOOM~![/b][/size][/color] [size=7][b]BOOM~![/b][/size] [size=7][color=green][b]BOOM BOOM~![/b][/size][/color] [color=red][size=14][b]MASSIVE BOOM OF DOOM~![/b][/size][/color] CUE : Terrence Howard w/ Shug "It Ain't Over For Me" Look this is my life, and it's a battle within I gotta survive, even if I'm sinnin to win And if I show no remorse I reap the devil's reward He said he'd, give me riches but I'm lookin for more COLE Here we go to start off another HeldDown. And for those of you who didn't buy World Without End last Sunday, your chance to view it on replay is coming up for the whole next weekend on PPV. Don't miss out on your chance to be shocked. BUFFER Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome your NNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OAOAST WOOOOOORRRLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, StttEEEEEppphheeeNNNN JOOOOOOOOOooooooooSEPH! Stephen Joseph Popick, dressed in a white business suit replete with white fedora, steps out from behind the OAOAST Entrance Ramp. He is immediately greeted with a throng of boos. COLE Fans, what you're seeing is indeed true. Last Sunday at World Without End, Stephen Joseph pinned Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight in the Fatal Fourway match to win, yes win, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship COACH And what a dominating win it was for Stephen Joseph. Cole, you have to admit that going in, HE was the guy with the mark on his head. And yet despite that, he still wins the World Title in convincing fashion, FINALIZING Peter Knight for the 3 count. COLE In case you're wondering, Caboose has left Sofa Central. We all know his feelings on Stephen Joseph. I can't say I blame the guy either. But Stephen Joseph Popick is your new champion, and he's on his way to the ring flanked by THA PUERTO RICAN. Stephen Joseph Popick (w/ PR following, dressed in a black suit w/ black duffel bag) scales up the ring steps and promptly to the turnbuckle, unbuckling the World Title belt and slinging it high for all to see. PR slides underneath the bottom rope as Stephen poses. CROWD: BOOO YOU SUCK JAGOFF! BOOO! HISS! Stephen Joseph Popick scales down the turnbuckle and steps through the ropes, putting the title belt back on over his waist, as a true champion does. He steps to the other side of the ring and asks Michael Buffer for a microphone. COLE First time words from a first time champion... COACH He's waited since 2002 for this moment. He was screwed out of the title by Zack in 2003, and almost screwed out of the company in 2004. Stephen Joseph ::brings the mic up:: CROWD: [SIZE=7]BOOOOOOOOOoooooO!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] Stephen pauses what he was going to say, and looks at PR. PR shakes his head and wags his finger around his head, as if to say the crowd is crazy. Stephen Joseph Well, isn't everybody a little snug in their britches now that World Without End has come and gone, and I'm standing here with the most important belt in the entire wrestling business, and oh yeah, PR, I'm still undefeated in singles competition since returning. CROWD: YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU! You've got no idea what last Sunday meant to me. It was a moment of redemption, both for myself and for this company. I've have toiled away for years to make the OAOAST great. I have held the United States Title, The Television Title, the North American Championship, The World Tag Team Titles, the Heartland Title, and numerous other belts in my life, but this, this one belt is what it is all about. Not one wrestler comes to the OAOAST without a dream of one day having this very belt strapped around their waist. THE BELT, THE TITLE means EVERYTHING to any wrestler with their salt. It is the ultimate of proof that a wrestler has excelled and will from that point forward, be considered one of the greats. Last Sunday, I joined that great company, that great tradition, and you know how it made me feel? IT MADE ME FEEL PATHETIC! ::Stephen Joseph tears off the World Title and slams it to the ground. Puerto Rico reaches into his duffel bag and hands Stephen Joseph a sledgehammer. Before anyone can do anything about it, he slams the head of the sledgehammer into the 22 pounds of gold that the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title is made out of, cracking and shattering the prestigious 80 year old belt. Stephen picks up the belt after tossing the sledgehammer aside, gold plates falling from the belt onto the floor. COLE NO!! NOOO!! ::The crowd begins to throw trash into the ring:: Stephen Joseph (cont.) Now, as I was saying, it made me feel pathetic that I was linked to that old tradition. A tradition that included AngleSault, Caboose, Zack Malibu, and yes, even Hoff. Now listen here and listen good, because I am ONLY going to explain my actions one time, right here, right now. Throughout the history of this company, before we took on the initial OAOAST, we used to reward the wrestlers who busted their ass, in the ring or in the back, with title shots, new wardrobes, valets, anything to help them get over. Then the AngleSault era occured, and it ushered in a different kind of champion, a different kind of system. Now our best wrestlers don't get title shots unless they kiss the ass of the Executive Booking Committee. We've let politics into the picture. How the fuck else would talentless hacks like Caboose, Cobain, and a freaking WOMAN get the title. Please. You wanna hear a shoot. ZACK MALIBU was boinking Crystal, and her reign was his way of PAYING FOR SEX. I've told you all, time and time again, that ZACK MALIBU is a no good son of a bitch. Well, there you go. He is. It's been high time for this company to return to the ways of its past, to reward those wrestlers who make it worth a damn, and high time to see it grow. And that's why, as I said before, I became the ONLY original OAOAST wrestler to back the Upstarts...well, that's not entirely true...heh. There is... someone else. But that's just said right now to send the Originals into a hissy fit about who can they trust or who they can't. Must suck having a mole in your group eh? Anyways, Puerto's going to hand me a NU! OAOAST World Heavyweight title, which looks just like the old, ORIGINAL ONE. Except its new, its fresh, and its only been worn by one man. Me. I smashed the old belt and replaced it with a new one to symbolize the changing of the guard that is occuring in this hallowed ring. I'll be perfectly honest. I've never felt more privledged in my life than right now, being this company's World Champion. But I'm not going to let the title go to my head, to start playing political games. I'm going to be a fighting champion, and I guarantee there will be a World Title match each week on HeldDown and at the PPV's until, god forbid, I lose this title. Which brings me to tonight, and business at hand. You see, there's one man whom I told I would grant a title shot too if I won. It's the one man who stood by me through everything, who I consider more than a friend, he is family. It is the man I felt deserved a shot at the title, but OAOAST management always had other ideas. Well, now that I'm the Champ, here's the deal. There's going to be a clipboard outside my dressing room each week. If ANY wrestler wants a title shot, sign the damn clipboard. I'll go down the clipboard in order. Except this week. Puerto? ::Stephen Joseph turns to Tha Puerto Rican:: Puerto, you're the greatest in-ring wrestler this company has ever seen. You sweat charisma, and unlike 90% of our retard fans, you actally made something of your life. So like I said buddy, if you want a fair shot at the title, you've got it. TONIGHT. ::Stephen hands the microphone over to Tha Puerto Rican:: PR Stephen, you've got yourself an opponent. I hope you know that I WANT that title, NEED that title, and I won't just lay down. ::Stephen grabs the mic:: Stephen Joseph I'm counting on THAT. May the best man win. ::Stephen extends his hand to Puerto, who looks at it, as the crowd boos for the handshake that's apparent. Puerto pauses for a few seconds, and then shakes Stephen's hand. HEY ZAAACCKKK or any original. If you would like to interrup this promo at the end, please do so! [/code]

Now thats how you enjoy 2 hours of wrestling

I'd get it from the library

Thanks. Tells me that I can play Parker with confidence this week

Week 8 Update : Pay League 8-0 One more bye week (week 10) where I lose LT. That's it. No major decisions this week. Won't know until Monday if I've won, as I'm playing a horrible team, but he has Peyton and Harrison to my Wayne and Edge. I feel pretty damn confident though, as Plax and Tiki get the 49ers and Seattle faces Arizona (got Rackers and HasselSuck). In my local friends league, worked my way to 4 straight wins (14 teams, deep roster) almost soley on IDP moves and trading for Stephen Jackson. In this league, I do have a question mark. I'm starting Priest and Parker this week, and have Jackson on bye. With only being able to start 2 RB's (no flex) is it worth trading Hines Ward for a solid starting back that doesn't split carries like parker does? I can get a Chris Brown or Thomas Jones...its been offered.

Special K, Start Tiki and Lamont. They both have insanely awesome matchups. If you can flex L.J. , great do it...But I would not bench Lamont for L.J. , simply because we know Lamont produces, and right now, he IS the offense of the Raiders.

Jack, I would start Brunell. Philly D, you never know what you get. Pitt D is just too nasty. Dunn and Portis

Sesame Street --the aliens

I mistyped, I meant months The producers have made it very clear on numerous occasions that whatever weird stuff is going on in the show, it has a basis in science or pseudo-science. Atlantis, being a mythical island, was never in the myth said to move around. Again, there are many more likely answers. EDIT: Oh yeah, the nanobot theory takes care of polar bears and all that like

That's been around for a few years. Scientifically speaking, the island shifting on the plate fault lines cannot physically happen in this physical world as governed by laws of physics. However, that being said, the coordinates are I believe right for the island, and I think the island is simply a nexus for the triangles (vortices of energy). Pacific, bermuda, other locations...blah blah

Quentin Benhamin and Charlie Moss Ummm, shit happened, people quit, mucked plans, you know who gets the ball.

aww cmon

Still, I'd hit it

I'm REACH BEATCH! Hey, actually...While the World Title match was written mUy excellente by Eski, I gotta give props about the tag match. Nice job ZACK~!

agrees with banky

Seconded. Best Graphics Ever. Very professional. Kudos to you both

In my work league (for $$$) I'm now sitting at 8-0. How can you lose when your backfield is LT/Edge/Barber w/ Parker for backup? You can't!

is he banned yet?

At WM XX, HHH grabbed Michaels' hand to prevent him from tapping to Benoit's Crossface in the triple threat match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> cool! I never saw that

I LOVED the hand to the mouth and SJ grabbing Hebner's hand. I dont think Ive ever seen that spot in real life I corrected several spelling mistakes =)

Government corruption is more likely caused by an abundance of easily accessible and valuable natural resources. --Fareed Zakaria, NewsWeek News Editor (current) Basically, where the government can extract its income without dealing with people, it is corrupt and the people are poor. Where the government must deal with people to extract its income, the government is less corrupt and the people are richer.

That's my line, bitch.

Dude, that's gay