Stephen Joseph

HeldDown starts off without an opening video, a greeting from Sofa Central, none of the pomp and circumstance normally associated with this great television broadcast. Instead, the camera focuses on the ring, zooming in on one Stephen Joseph, standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone, absorbing the cheers from 1/2 of the arena, and the boos from the other half. And with that, Stephen Joseph looks directly into the camera and begins his opus anew. Stephen Joseph I suppose I should come to the heart of the matter, but, oh c'mon last week was fun wasn't it? ::The Crowd Pops:: There's so much to say, so much to explicate, where can I begin? I got cheered, that never happens. And why? Because rather than clocking Zack Malibu across his shiny noggin, I turned the chair on GPX. They SHOULD have known better than to have been in that ring. ::He pauses, sips some water:: Now, the question on your minds must be. Why did you help Zack Malibu? ::pause:: I didn't help Zack Malibu. I helped MYSELF. See, its pretty clear that around here, no one really looks out for ole BPP. Except my pal Puerto and our family, that's it. And you all hate us, even though we bring the content, bring the matches, and bring you out of your seats week in, week out. So long as we were left alone at the end of the night, we were happy to entertain and get a paycheck. See, this is cutting beyond what you see here in this ring. I know most of you read the dirtsheets, you know what beef is real and what beef isn't. And you all know that right now, our Board of Directors is in turmoil. Hell, you see who they appointed as General Manager! I'll tell you right now I don't believe a damn thing Calvin says, and I damn sure don't think he's here to be "fair". So here, now, I was left with the choice. These Upstarts, or these Originals. Which vision will carry through? And as I was thinking to myself, I thought about the matches in the past. I thought about the 60 minute Iron Man Match with Tony. I thought about the Cage Matches, the Inferno matches, and I realized something. If there's going to be a war, France I am not! I'm going to pick and choose a side. I just had to answer one question...Is it better the enemy that I don't know, or the enemy I do know? And really, there's only one answer. So Tony, this one's for you baby! GPX, you want to take a numbers advantage over us old-timers? You want to forcibly take over? Fine. Because at AngleSlam, I'm challenging you both to a Tag Team Cage Match. And I hope that someone from the Originals will stand WITH me, because that night, momentum's going to change. Remember kiddos. Fuck me? No Pissant! Fuck YOU!

Sounds like a plan, and I get the feeling SJ isn't long for the Upstarts side anyways

Getting better. Now mothers of KIA soldiers are demanding that their son's names be removed from crosses being put up in protest. (from the Washington Post Express this morning)

lol

tHHHony

it helps me waste time at work...bravo!

Can we add in a 5th team of PRL/SJ? It could be a way to maneuver my character... For AngleSlam, I though there was going to be a Dan/SJ vs. 2 Upstarts match, where I turn Upstart...is that on?

btw..snopes says that her husband has now filed for divorce.

She's getting downright silly I'll find the quote later, but she's stated publicly that the war is a part of Zionist influence... (when she was talking about Palestine) She hurt her cause alot there...Jewish conspiracies are one step removed from talking about Nazi's...

on a related matter Meanwhile, the Labor Department reported that its closely watched Consumer Price Index rose 0.5 percent in July, the biggest increase in three months. In July, overall inflation was driven higher by a big 3.8 percent jump in energy costs. However, outside of food and energy, prices remained well behaved. The core inflation rate edged up by just 0.1 in July. This price category, which is closely watched by the Federal Reserve, was helped in July by a 1 percent drop in new car prices, the biggest one-month decline in more than 30 years.

Fuel cells? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://science.howstuffworks.com/fuel-cell.htm

HBK started it with a hell of a promo that kept the crowd hot.

concurs with Rant

i call bullshit

Rant's right about fission power. Also, we're 8 years away from fuel cells in cars. Toyota and Mazda are both pursuing it aggressive, and thats what their current timeline says. It's been revised upwards from 10 years previously.

Oil is not running out. Bad Malthusian Vice Bad!

And the Era is now ended... Fare thee well old buddy, it was quite the fun time.

By the way, I would like to claim the opening segment. I believe SJ has some explaining to do regarding his rather strange actions

you thought the cow saga was over?

Sorry guys We're having the show in atlanta. Georgia Dome

where the frick is the show? i mean, id do it, but i lost my job awhile ago

I will ask on Monday. Guess he's off to the west coast now

And its not ME~!!!!

DING DING DING~! COLE It's what we've been waiting for! CABOOSE Two women naked? Frolicing! COLE NO! Stephen Joseph takes on a COW! CABOOSE Gimme a C! Gimme an O Gimme a W! COACH C! O! W! CABOOSE KICK HIS ASS COW! Cue: "I'm a Cow" COLE And here comes the COW~! with Farmer Bill COACH I heard the Cow was two guys in a COW SUIT! CABOOSE OAOAST, ridiculous gimmicks, never! I mean, c'mon NAZ MISTRY was totally REAL! CUE: WAIT, NOTHING PLAYS!!! Stephen Joseph walks out Sans Music, but with a MicroPhone Stephen Joseph When I came back from the OAOAST, I asked to be placed in a midcard feud. You'd think, someone of my stature, who was SCREWED out of being World Champion by Zack Malibu, you remember him purposefully disqualifying himself right? I do. You'd think SOMEONE would step up. No One did. They'd forgotten about me. Well, contrary to the ASShats like Superstar, Caboose, and whoever the FUCK this guy named Frigid had to say, I'm still around. I've been around since the OAOAST started. And they had the GALL to parody me? What sick shit was that. Well, let's just say I haven't forgotten who was around in those days, and that score will be settled. But as for this? Getting a DAMN COW to wrestle. Man FUCK THAT. ::In the Ring:: So, I figured since we're in the home of We Can't Wrestle at all and done went Belly Up wrestling promotions, I'd give a former wrestler from those guys a chance. I told him there was this FAT COW giving me problems, and well, ladies a gentleman, the one, the ONLY~!!! FAT COW THRILLA, MIIIIIKKEEE AWWWWEEESOMEEE!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Awesome runs down to the ring with LOVE in his eyes. The Cow looks over at Farmer Jim, and splits in two! Two guys pile out of the cow suit! COACH It WAS two guys in a COWSUIT CABOOSE Okay. THIS is WrestleCrap. COLE Still not as bad as Shockmaster. In the ring, Mike Awesome lumbers in, but the two guys in the COW SUIT have rolled out of the ring, very audibly saying "We ain't getting raped by no Redneck." Awesome looks dejected, and Stephen Joseph can't help but laught. Stephen Joseph Now, maybe we can all turn our attention more serious matters. And to EVERYONE, Fuck Me? Fuck YOU!

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