Stephen Joseph

(please place in the middle of the show) Stephen Joseph (backstage, with Cuban Wall and The Puerto RICAN~!) Wall Good luck with your match. You sure you don't want... Stephen Joseph Naw, I got this one. Oh Puerto baby, I need to talk to you. Tha Puerto Rican Sup Pops? Stephen Joseph This whole Upstarts/Originals thing. It's pretty much our enemies fighting each other right? But we're screwed either way, I think. Tha Puerto Rican I don't like either of em Stephen Joseph Yeah, me too. But...an opportunity's coming up, and I'm taking it, a way of gaining you, me, and the whole Lightning Crew some leverage. I can't... publicly explain my actions, and they won't take this damn camera away... Tha Puerto Rican Stephen, you and me man, we've been thick as thieves for what, 2 years? Look, I know you have my back, the Lightning Crew's back, you got everyone that's worth their salt in the OAOAST's back. Do what you gotta do man. Stephen Joseph Thanks Puerto. I'll need your help soon, but really, your trust means a hell of alot. I gotta go BBQ a damn cow now.

You guys think I hold out any hope for the longevity of the US economy? I don't

exactly. this is not news.

Wasn't it that she's flip-flopped on her feelings? I wonder where all the stories about all the mothers that aren't protesting are. Oh yeah, good news doesn't make for profitable news. move along now

Meanwhile... Backstage... Stephen Joseph (back turned to camera, on cellphone). Yeah. I gotcha. Totally understand. It is crazy around here, but I smell an opportunity you know? Like DJay says 'Everybody's gotta have a dream.' Sure. We'll talk later. Word to your mother. SJ turns around, facing the cameraman, who shows The Cuban Wall against the other side of the hallway. Cuban Wall Boss, he's here...with the cow. Stephen Joseph (to Wall, then to the camera) Okay. ::turns:: Hey, OAOAST people. Tonight I'm ending this little sideshow freak act. Big Poppa's got more important matters to attend to, mainly, dealing with these Upstarts and these Originals. It's about time ole SJ made a stand, took his game up another level. Since coming back to active duty, I am 2 and 0. Tonight, it'll be three times over. Who likes their burgers rare? Burgers for the fans! Cuban Wall What about Ketchup, Mustard, and all the fixins? Stephen Joseph They can get their own damn condiments. Wall and Stephen Joseph walk away, the Cameraman pans around to the other end of the hallway. Farmer Jim Don't worry there Bessie. The only grilling tonight is going to be Prime Grade Jerk-E! Haha heee ha Bessie the Cow Mooooooooooorrrrrrrrwwwwrrrr...

I can believe they were going to have Hassan win the WWE Championship at the second biggest show of the year. I didn't mind the guy, until the "terrorist" angle, but he was a pretty shitty wrestler. I think it probably would have backfired for WWE in someway. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's the truth =) Batista is benefiting big time

I'll go to jail to protext my sources

Just a few things 1) Hassan was scheduled to beat the Undertaker and win @ Summerslam against Batista. 2) Mainly, its an issue of a lack of faith and trust in WWE Creative to actually do something. That, and there's a massive paycut in being demoted back to OVW.

There's very few degrees of separation between me n Hassan

baseball > cricket

I was @ the press conference. Michaels had the best promo. Even better was when Candice Michelle came on after him, he had a little tirade and left. Angle indeed Fucked up and knocked the curtain over...he nearly fell off the damn stage, very funny moment. teh audience suxor bad. I kept trying to get in a question about Hassan, but no dice.

of course you'd say something like that this gimmick is just about as good as Jeff.

boo-urns

Good post Y2Jerk.

MOOOOO~!

Sure. Jest let me know. I'll be having the blow off match to the SJ / COW corny feud on this HD, to free up for the upcoming angle. Kudos to Eski for letting me work with the COW~!. But, I thought I was a heel, since I'm managing PRL, but I am putting on comedy matches. Ah! I have an diea.

Heh. I missed the Dames LoveFest. Darn

I saved the board for this tripe shit? ::sigh::

Eh. Economists are middle class, at least those of us who work for the man. If I actually wanted to toil and work in the private sector, then I wouldn't be middle class. But fuck that, I like my free time.

I'll pony up 10 bucks right here to say that if the Dems nominate Hillary as their savior, they will lose. I don't even care who the republicans run.

Alfdogg as champion is a bad business decision... Yeah, the women's matches have been realyl well written...

Thanks for the offer. It appears I now have a match for AS. YAY~! (not with Tony)

The angleslam match is good by me.

Oh my... Spurious correlation at best! Wow...I love this use of statistics!