Stephen Joseph

Live from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Your hosts are Michael Cole, Jonathan Coachman, and Sofa Central resident hack, J. Michael Caboose. “NO!!” “WHAT THE…” “AHHHH!” SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH… CRASH!! Outside of the arena, the silent night is suddenly cut by the sights and sounds of a rental car bounding off the street, across the sidewalk, and careening into a brick wall, much to the chagrin of the passengers inside, one of which happens to be a flying robot. K.U.R.T. zooms from the wreckage as Matt Harms, Phenom, and Devin Geddon climb to safety, with Phenom pulling Warren Peace out of the driver side window. “You idiot! I told you I should have drove!” Harms yells out in no direction in particular, but as he turns around he finds the rest of his group heading towards the arena doors, only to find them locked. “I don’t believe this!” Phenom yells now, and kicks the glass door, only for K.U.R.T. to cut him off. “Sir.” K.U.R.T. SPEAKS~! “I can get in.” ”What are you going to do? Shrink?” Geddon asks as he sits against the doors, miffed at the idea of being locked out of a PPV. “I’ll get it.” K.U.R.T. says again and flies up towards the roof, gliding softly into an air-vent and traveling down through the ducts, it’s camera showing it’s course before it busts through another vent, scaring the pants out of the DoC outside the doors. “HE DID IT!? Can that thing mix drinks too?” “Of course.” K.U.R.T. replies as his mechanics fiddle with the locks, finally causing the door to open out into the tonight, granting access to the four on the outside. “Wooo! It’s time for a little CHAOS, boys!” “BAM Baby, that’s what I like!

Your last three seconds last a lifetime

translated, the korean script said "lucky lottery winner"

Well, thats 1 of two rumors I got right a few pages ago. Yall know the other one

It doesn't As stated before, its going to be Sawyer, to complete his redemption story

Someone said this earlier, I think TCR, my 4th favorite poster. But Robotjerk, Kerry LOST the debates. Not because he in fact lost them, but because he won them so poorly. No one expected Bush to perform, and Kerry had high expectations. When he failed to realize those expectations, and Bush performed better than expected, even though Kerry still won those debates, he didn't really win them, because he didnt meet expectations while Bush surpassed his. Semantics...

You know, when I read that article, I could help but think of how nice and swift instant karma is. I can't shed one tear for those Greenpeace protestors. Wait... Maybe.... No, that's an eyelash.

It has been specifically stated that Charlie is not slated to die this season Also, the reference to Sawyer comes from the inside. I got the rumor off of a friend's online journal where he referenced it. Just saying. Hurley makes *some* sense, but its a little to obvious you know?

Who? Oh, umm, err. No.

I hate this school even more and more. Thanks for posting this link, my friends are going to have a field day laughing at this. No poker games or dancing? Christ, I'd likely go mad.

Sawyer's whole life has been about collecting information that he can use later. He's not being evil, he's looking out after himself by hoarding. That is what he knows

I wouldn't exactly call Sawyer "beloved". And I still think it's Hurley. I mean, Sawyer dies, and you lose the wiseass de facto quartermaster. I also gotta believe that they've filmed multiple deaths at this point. Abrams and co wouldn't be so stupid to film just the one ending. Tis what I have heard. Hurley, imho, also makes some sense, but, according to whats being whispered around, its Sawyer. They're writing him in such a way that we're going from hating him to liking him. Or should we call him James now?

Lower your hand hippie

SPOILERS I MEAN REALLY, SPOILERS 1) Hurley meant what he said to Walt "You'll get it." Hurley won the lottery. 2) The much beloved character to die is Sawyer.

It's the little details I liked. I caught sight of a survivor that I didn't recognize (neat, the surviving one of the duo maybe?) and the very brief frame with Jin and his wife together casting a fishing net brings that into perspective. I'm getting the feeling that the 'they' won't be shown until the finale. However... the next post will have some insane spoilers. Please dont read it if you dont want to be spoiled.

You're kidding me? Popular Mechanics has been doing pieces not related to cars FOR YEARS. Sheesh, I remember several articles about the stealth program and new aircraft design. They nearly always have some sort of current events analysis Engineering is engineering, and math is math, no matter what you're doing.

Did you minor in English? Eubonics. I be straight street yo.

Nice catch LOTC

Math as well then. Oh, and I'm an economist, since you were asking

You must have a degree in English

I'd rather we forget about him

That's high praise from a Democrat, Popick, nobody knows pompousness and arrogance like the liberals The Czech Republic, my 4th favorite poster You should have used an emoticon in that post. I Czech and to him.

I'm certain Edgar's going to give Driscoll her come-uppance. They've treated his character as someone who is unconfident in his abilities at first, pushed, and then does it and more (with rinse and repeat) You can only push Edgar so far until his nERD powA will take you down.

That's high praise from a Democrat, Popick, nobody knows pompousness and arrogance like the liberals The Czech Republic, my 4th favorite poster

Brian, Edgar's been the MAN (aside from Jack) this season. So far, this mild-mannered computer programmer has 1) Stopped 494 nuclear plants from melting down 2) Fingered the CTU mole 3) Not taken shit from Driscoll Seriously, he's like Chloe, except useful and non-annoying. I'm expecting that he,not Jack, will be the one to take down Driscoll in the end for her torture tactics.