Stephen Joseph

Meanwhile, as they clean up the ring... (Backstage we see a door guarded by the Blurri-Rangers. Slowly they step aside and let the cameraman into the locker room. Inside the room Blurricane sits in a chair with his arms folded, looking deep in thought. Suddenly the Yellow Ranger comes in.) YELLOW Judas is here. Should I let him in? BLURRICANE Yes. (Judas walks in with his head lowered and Blurricane does not move a muscle.) JUDAS I hope you know that I had no choice. J. Arthur said that he could find ways of ruining my life...and I believed him. BLURRICANE Did he even say what those ways were? Did you even fully think this through? JUDAS I...I was afraid. He said I could end up in prison with Father...and I don't want to go there. I was just as much a part of Father's schemes and if you had not have convinced the authorities that I was duped into going along with it then I would have been in prison too. If you hadn't decided not to press charges against me then I would have been in prison. I didn't know that you were really Father's son. I thought that you were wrong and we were right! J. Arthur says he can prove that I was in on it all along and that I wasn't oblivious. BLURRICANE So you agreed to help J. Arthur contrive some technicality to get Father out? All to save yourself from going to prison? In some ways I am glad you didn't go to prison because I don't want you there either, but what you've done could prove disastrous. JUDAS There's another thing...J. Arthur gave this OAOAST Contract to me. He says that I was unjustly released before and he can be persuasive, but I don't want the contract. BLURRICANE Take it. JUDAS What? BLURRICANE Take the contract. (Blurricane gives Judas a stern look as if assuring him he has a plan.) JUDAS Fine...but you realize Father will pit me against you? BLURRICANE Don't worry. Now I have to get ready for the Elimination Chamber match. Stay back here and the Blurri-Rangers will guard you. Don’t leave this locker room! (Fade out)

JR Welcome fans to the world's most sinful city. Sitting next to me is my longtime broadcast partner, and he's dressed for a night on the town, Jesse Ventura! JESSE That's right JR. And tonight we're going to see Dan Black get what's coming to him. Especially after what that son-of-a-bitch did to me. JR We have that and a whole lot more coming tonight. Right now, I send it back up the ramp to the HeldDown crew! COLE And what a main event we have tonight. An Elimination Chamber with three HeldDown wrestlers, three IntenseZone wrestlers, and one World Champion. COACH The 24/7 title is on the line, and wait? The Mighty Damaramu has attacked Crystal backstage! COLE What? COACH That's right, I'm being told its over now and Crystal is insistent on wrestling tonight for the title, but its against the doctor's advice. She could have a broken bone! COLE Damaramu continues his dangerous actions, for the detriment of HeldDown. Keep the title here boys! COACH And after all that, please remember that tonight's show is sponsored by Unmanly Smooth Legz, for the man in your life who just have to have smooth legs, give him Unmanly Smooth Legz! COLE Deadly Games starts now! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! A pyrotechnic extravaganza commences as the OAOAST’s November pay-per-view spectacular, Deadly Games begins! As the fireworks finally finish, the OAOAST logo in the bottom left corner of the screen is replaced by…a ‘UGW’ logo. After the camera catches the myriad signs in the arena, it heads back to ringside, with everyone’s favorite HeldDOWN announcers! COACH You know, MC, you’d think that if they can afford fancy fireworks and their own logo, they could hire their own announcers, too! You feel me? COLE I’m feelin’ ya, Coach! COACH …oh God, that’s your hand! I meant in the FIGURATIVE sense! COLE …right. Well, speaking of the Underground, it’s time to get down to business. They demanded pay-per-view time, and they’ve got it. Up next, CWM will defend his OAOAST 24/7 Championship against members of his own Underground Wrestling federation, including Chave Senate, J. Arthur Edwards, Gunner Sharps, and The Superstar. COACH And The Superstar was the one who seemed to be looking forward to this match the most. I don’t think he’s liking being in CWM’s shadow one bit. As the camera cuts away from Cole and Coach, “Defy You” by the Offspring blares over the speakers, and a shower of boos rains down. Out from the back walks the 24/7 Champion, along with his moral support at his side. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a GAUNTLET match, and it is for the OAOAST TWENTY – FOUR – SEVEN CHAMPIONSHIP! Approaching the ring, being accompanied by Hoff, weighing in at 267 pounds, he is the OAOAST 24/7 Champion, Cobain Was Murdered, SEE – DOUBLE YOU – EMM!!!! The jeers continue as CWM slides under the bottom rope, into the ring, as Hoff takes his spot at ringside. CWM tosses the belt at referee Nick Soapdish as he slumps down in a corner of the ring. He remains there until Dope’s “Debonaire” hits, and his first opponent of the night walks out from behind the apron, to similar jeers. RING ANNOUNCER Introducing next, his first opponent! From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 330 pounds, this is GUUUUUUUNNNER SHAAAAAAAAARPS!!!!!!! Sharps charges for the ring and slides in, as he meets CWM in the middle of the ring! The two immediately begin exchanging punches as Soapdish signals for the bell! *DING DING DING* Sharps immediately lifts his knee up into CWM’s midsection, doubling the champion over. He then slams down a double axe handle onto CWM’s prone back, dropping him to the mat. Gunner quickly follows this up with stomps, before letting up to glare menacingly at the crowd. COLE Well, this Gunner Sharps is making a quick impression here tonight at Deadly Game. You can tell he wants to be 24/7 Champion just as badly as the other members of the Underground! COACH This guy is FREAKISHLY huge, Cole, and I’m a little wigged out, if I do say so myself. Sharps lifts Cobain up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes. As CWM rebounds, Gunner scoops him up and twists around, dropping him hard onto the mat with a powerslam! Sharps remains on the mat and covers CWM, hooking a leg as Soapdish makes the first count of the match! “ONE!” “T – KICKOUT!” CWM easily gets a shoulder up as Gunner glares at the ref before bringing CWM back to his feet. Sharps sends some stiff right hands into the face of the champion, as he forces him into the corner and unleashes with hard body shots. As CWM reels in the corner, Gunner slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring. Gunner looks under the ring…and pulls out a trash can and a stop sign! The crowd lets out a cheer at the sight of the hardcore weaponry, but Gunner takes a bit too long searching for plunder, which allows CWM to recover! Unbeknownst to the challenger, CWM runs to the opposite ropes and sails in-between the middle and top rope, catching Gunner with a plancha to the outside of the ring! COACH YO~! COLE And CWM turns the tables in this match WITH AUTHORITY! This man isn’t 24/7 Champion for nothing! The champion pops up off the ground and quickly grabs the stop sign, barraging the fallen Sharps with shots left and right! *WHACK!* *WHACK!* *WHACK!* Gunner rolls around in pain as CWM lifts him up by the head…and drives him into the steel barricade! As Sharps rebounds, CWM jumps up, bringing his knee into his opponent’s back, sending him right back into the barricade. With Gunner dazed, the champion looks under the ring for more weapons…and pulls out a Singapore Cane! CWM holds onto it as he grabs Gunner by the head, sliding him back into the ring. CWM, meanwhile, climbs up to the top rope, Singapore cane in hand, and waits for Gunner to get to his feet. When he does, CWM launches off, swinging the cane at his head… …but Gunner catches him with a GORE IN MID-AIR!! CWM collapses to the mat as Sharps wastes no time in covering the champion! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THRE – NO! KICKOUT!” COLE I can’t believe CWM just kicked out there! That was a VICIOUS mid-air Gore! COACH Damn skippy, Cole, and this match just got a lot more interesting! Sharps grabs the Singapore cane that CWM dropped and, after putting the champion in the corner, backs up to the opposite side of the ring. With a full head of steam, holding the Singapore cane sideways, Gunner charges at CWM, driving the cane right into his throat! COLE MY GOD, Gunner could’ve decapitated CWM right there! COACH Oh, so you took the ‘Over-Exaggeration 101’ course too, huh? CWM slumps back into the corner, as Gunner pulls him out and wraps his hand around his throat, signaling for a chokeslam! Sharps easily hoists CWM into the air, and drops him hard onto the mat with the chokeslam! Sharps doesn’t cover CWM, but instead brings him up to his feet again, this time placing him in a standing headscissors! Sharps hoists CWM up onto his shoulder, and begins running, going for the All Guns Blazing! …No! CWM drops down behind Gunner, and as a last desperation move, shoots his leg back, nailing Sharps with a superkick to the back of his head! As Sharps hits the mat, CWM climbs to the top rope and sails off, twisting 360 degrees before dropping his extended leg onto the back of Sharps’ neck! COLE SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT LEG DROP! What a move by CWM! COACH He came out of NOWHERE with that superkick, and that’s all he needed to take advantage! CWM drops down and rolls Gunner over, covering him as Soapdish counts the pin! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” *DING DING DING* RING ANNOUNCER The winner of the first fall, in five minutes, two seconds, COBAIN – WAS – MURDERED! COLE Well, CWM survives the first fall of this match! Now, who the hell is next? Cole’s question is quickly answered, as Primal Scream’s “Kill All Hippies” hits and Chave Senate runs out from the back! RING ANNOUNCER Introducing next, from England, weighing in at 170 pounds, this is CHAAAAAAVE SEEEEEEEEENATE!!! CWM isn’t even off the mat as Chave leaps onto the ring apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He then flips around and sails down, dropping the Whisper Legdrop on the prone CWM’s throat! Out of instinct, the Champion rolls onto his stomach to avoid a pin. He to shake off the blow as Chave gets to his feet. CWM is up to his knees as Senate approaches him from behind, and as he reaches down to pick CWM up… *CRACK!* …CWM swings back and nails Chave over the head with the Singapore cane! The force of the blow sends Senate back into the ropes, and this gives CWM time to get up. When he does, CWM sends a stiff boot into Chave’s midsection and places him in a standing headscissors, before hoisting him up vertically. The Champion then cradles his arms and drops down, driving Senate’s head to the mat with a cradle piledriver! CWM dives on top of Chave, looking to capitalize with a quick pin as Soapdish counts. “ONE!” “TWO!” “T – NO! KICKOUT!” Chave gets a shoulder up as CWM begins to grow frustrated, despite the fact that this match has really just started. The Champion brings Chave to his feet and shoves him into the corner, where he begins to deliver fierce punches to the body of his opponent. Blow after blow, CWM drives his fists into Chave’s chest, until he finally lets up and grabs Chave in a front facelock, falling back and driving him to the mat again with a DDT! COACH Dayum, Cole, CWM is on a mission! COLE CWM knows what odds he’s up against, so he’s fighting to end every match as fast as humanly possible, and I don’t blame him! CWM retrieves the trash can from the side of the ring and waits for Chave Senate to get up. When he does, CWM tosses the trashcan at Chave. Instinctively, Chave grabs it, as CWM runs forward and brings his leg up for a big boot…that Chave ducks! As CWM quickly turns around, Chave swings the trashcan with all of his might, walloping CWM! *WHACK!* CWM staggers back into the turnbuckle, as Senate puts the trashcan at chest level and charges in, nailing the can right into the Champion’s ribs! *WHACK!* *WHACK!* Chave drops the trash can and for a final blow, leaps high into the air with his legs out, nailing CWM right in the jaw with a high dropkick that sends the Champion over the ropes and onto the ringside floor! Chave remains in the ring, as he waits for CWM to get to his feet. When he slowly but surely does, Chave pulls back on the top rope and slingshots himself over, flipping through the air and landing on CWM with a somersault plancha! COACH & COLE YO~! COLE Chave Senate is using his high flying skill to take the advantage over CWM- COACH -but c’mon, that’s just going to piss CWM off. It’s like that annoying mosquito that never goes away. COLE I get that feeling every Thursday, Coach. Chave brings CWM up and scoops him into the air, before unceremoniously dropping him down throat-first onto the guardrail. With CWM lying prone across the barrier, Chave leaps up to the ring apron and, after signaling to the fans, he dives towards the champion, rotating 360 degrees as he drops his leg down across CWM’s back! The crowd lets out a cheer for the move as both men slump down against the barricade. Once Chave recovers, he rolls CWM over and hooks his leg, demanding that Soapdish count the pin! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THR – NO!!! SHOULDER UP!” Soapdish stops the count as CWM, albeit with struggle, lifts his shoulder off the floor. Chave shows signs of frustration, but brings CWM off the floor and places him in a standing headscissors. With a slight cheer from the crowd, Chave pantomimes a Guillotine, and then grabs both of CWM’s arms in a double underhook! No, wait, CWM is able to drop to a knee, and when he does so, he raises his closed fist right in between Chave’s legs! *CHING!* The crowd groans as Chave drops to his knees, gingerly holding his wounded testicles. CWM crawls over to the apron of the ring, where he looks under…and pulls out an axe handle. CWM looks on with malice as Senate recovers, and when he does, CWM lifts the handle up and brings it down hard… …but Chave ducks, and CWM connects right with the top of referee Nick Soapdish’s head! COLE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! COACH CWM just broke that axe handle over the poor referee’s head! Intentional or not, that was SICK! Slightly thrown off by what happened, CWM is shocked as Chave leaps up and drives a superkick right into CWM’s jaw, knocking him to the floor! With CWM down, Chave drags him over to the ring steps, where he brings him up and once again signals for his Guillotine finishing maneuver. He underhooks CWM’s arms, but this time the Champion rises up, and as both men stand on the stairs, CWM kicks Chave in the gut and places him in a standing headscissors, before quickly and fluidly hoisting him onto his shoulders, and dropping DOWN OFF THE STAIRS ONTO THE FLOOR WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOMB!! CWM holds onto the pin as replacement referee Xander Morris runs down to count the pinfall! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” *DING DING DING* COLE And that’s it! CWM outlasts the second Underground competitor in this gauntlet match! COACH That victory was hard-fought, Cole, and whoever is up next will definitely have a better chance at knocking CWM off. RING ANNOUNCER Your winner of the second fall, in ten minutes, thirty three seconds total time, C – W – M!! CWM rolls off of Chave as Hoff cheers on from the other side of the ring. Meanwhile, the Champion gets no rest, as Pink Floyd’s “Money” echoes through the arena! RING ANNOUNCER His next opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 205 pounds, this is J – ARTHUUUUUUUUUR EEEEEEDWAAAAAAAAAAARDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! The crowd begins jeering relentlessly as the lawyer cockily struts down to the ring, where he enters and does a few athletic jumps, demanding that CWM enter the ring. *DING DING DING* The Champion obliges, rolling under the bottom rope, only to have J meet him with stomps to the back of the head, halting his progress. Arthur brings CWM up and whips him into the ropes. As he comes back, Edwards lifts his knee right into CWM’s gut and wrenches his arm back, crossing his leg over and executing an AGONIZING abdominal stretch. CWM tries to fight out, but Edwards keeps the hold in tight. The Champion tries to send punches back on Arthur, but to counter this, he wraps his arms around CWM’s head, executing a facelock as well as the abdominal stretch! CWM’s movements get slower and slower, and J Arthur simply…lets go of the hold. He then picks him off the mat and hoists him onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, before running forward and flipping over, rolling through while driving CWM down to the mat. COLE And it looks like J. Arthur Edwards is taking the more technical side of this 24/7 Gauntlet. COACH And that’s a BAD thing, Cole! I want more violence! Weapons! Blood! With CWM down, Arthur heads outside the ring and looks under the apron…producing a chain! The crowd begins to buzz as J slides back into the ring and waits for CWM to get up. As CWM pulls himself up in the corner, Arthur charges at him, stretching the chain out and catching CWM right in the throat with it! The Champion slumps back into the corner, as Edwards wraps the chain around his fist and begins punching the daylights out of CWM! Blood begins gushing out from right above CWM’s right eye as Arthur continues his bloody assault. Finally, the Williams & Horn lawyer stops the punishment, but not for long. Arthur unwraps the chain from his fist and wraps it around the neck of CWM, forming almost a noose. Then, holding the long end of the chain, Edwards stands back to back with CWM and then drops down, pulling on the chain to drive CWM’s neck into his shoulder! COACH YO~! COLE Good god, a hangman’s noose neckbreaker – literally – by J. Arthur Edwards! COACH So much for the technical side…Arthur’s in it to win this thing! J Arthur quickly rolls CWM over and covers him, as Morris drops down to count the first pin of this match. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THRE – NOOOO!” The crowd gasps as CWM meagerly lifts his shoulder off the canvas, much to the shock and dismay of the lawyer. Edwards gets up and runs to the ropes, before jumping up and coming down back-first across CWM with a senton splash. From there, J slides under the bottom rope and to the outside, where he produces a table! Arthur follows the dining device back into the ring, and he sets it up. Finally, Arthur lifts CWM into a fireman’s carry and drops him on the table, before heading to the top rope! COLE Edwards is gonna fly now, Coach, and this could be the end of CWM’s 24/7 reign! COACH Lawyers flying onto tables…man, this match is just all CRAZAY and stuff, yo! Edwards stands on the top rope, surveys CWM lying prone on the table, and then vaults off, soaring through the air as he comes down onto CWM with The Litigation! …BUT CWM ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND J. ARTHUR EDWARDS GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! COLE & COACH YO~! Edwards collapses in a heap of table shards as CWM slowly crawls over, draping his arm across the fallen lawyer’s body! ”ONE!” “TWO!” “THREEEE! -NO! KICKOUT!” Xander Morris waves off the three count as Edwards is barely able to escape the pinning predicament. Both men are slow to get to their feet, but when they do, they both have a weapon in their hands – Edwards with a table shard, and CWM with the Singapore cane! CWM swings the cane like a baseball bat, but Arthur ducks, and jabs the shard right into CWM’s midsection! The Champion howls with pain as he doubles over, and Edwards runs towards the ropes to capitalize. As he comes back, however, CWM, in an act of desperation, shoots his leg up between Arthur’s, catching him with a field goal-sized kick to the gonads! *CHING!* Now it’s Edwards’ turn to double over in pain, which gives CWM time to retrieve the Singapore cane…and bring it down across Edwards’ back! *CRACK!* The lawyer drops to his knees as CWM unloads with three more unprotected cane shots! *CRACK!* *CRACK!* *CRACK!* CWM drops the cane as Edwards drops to the mat, and spies another weapon he should use – the chain. CWM nods, a sick, bloody smile creeping across his face as he wraps the weapon around his fist, like J Arthur did minutes before. CWM stands in wait in the corner as Arthur pulls himself up to a standing position… *BOOM!* …only to have CWM drive his chain-wrapped fist right into his face, dropping him to the mat! COACH Sweet revenge, baby! COLE You’re right, Coach, CWM gains a measure of revenge by socking that pretty boy lawyer right in the face with that chain! COACH You really don’t like lawyers, do you? COLE They’re evil bastards, yes they are! CWM hooks the leg of Edwards as Morris makes another count in this match! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREEEEENOOOOOOOO!” CWM is in shock as the Williams & Horn lawyer kicks out, but has a sadistic idea as he unwraps the chain and picks Edwards up. CWM drags him over to the corner, where he wraps the chain around both the turnbuckle and Arthur’s wrist, nice and tight! With the groggy J Arthur trapped in the corner, CWM walks over and picks up the Singapore cane, beginning right where he left off! *CRACK!* CWM sends a big overhead shot onto Arthur’s skull! *CRACK!* *CRACK!* And two more! *CRACK!* *CRACK!* *CRACK!* And finally, three more shots to the now bloody Edwards! CWM unwraps the chain from Arthur’s wrist and lets him fall to the mat, as he drops the cane and covers him! COLE My god, that was BRUTAL! COACH Mark my words, J Arthur Edwards is DEAD after that assault! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” BUT NO! EDWARDS GETS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS! The entire crowd is in shock as Edwards kicks out, but CWM doesn’t hesitate, as he yanks Edwards up, kicks him in the gut, and then hooks in a ¾ facelock, jumping forward and driving the lawyer to the mat with the Pollycutter! CWM turns him over and hooks both legs in a tight cradle as Morris counts! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!!!!” *DING DING DING* COLE Good lord…give it up to J Arthur Edwards! He showed outstanding toughness out there to withstand that much of a beating. COACH Hats off to the lawyer, indeed. But I think we all know who’s up next. RING ANNOUNCER The winner of the third fall, in eighteen minutes, fifteen seconds total time, C - W – M!!!!!! As CWM rolls off of Edwards, the familiar riff of Dream Theater’s “Dance of Eternity” strikes and the jeers fill the arena yet again. The Superstar charges out of the curtain and immediately darts to the ringside area, where he grabs a steel chair from the timekeeper’s table! RING ANNOUNCER Introducing next, from Tucson, Arizona, weighing in at 246 pounds, THEEEEE SUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSTAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!! As CWM climbs to his feet, Superstar slides into the ring and swings the chair with all of his might! *CRAAAAACK!* *DING DING DING* Superstar seems possessed as he immediately picks CWM up from the chairshot and barrages him with stiff palm strikes, focusing on the busted-open eyebrow. Finally, with CWM dazed, SS backs up and then runs forward, swinging his elbow right into CWM’s temple, dropping him to the mat! Superstar follows this with a flurry of stomps, before picking CWM up again. COACH Bo-jeezus, Cole, Superstar is on a MISSION here! COLE He’s like a shark that senses blood, Coach, to use an old cliché. He knows that CWM has been engaged in 20 minutes worth of bloody battles, and he’s going to exploit that. Superstar grabs CWM from behind in a double chickenwing, and then arches back, sending him flying over with a Tiger Suplex…right into the turnbuckles! CWM hits with hard impact, and following this, Superstar backs up and then runs forward, jumping up and twisting his leg around, smacking CWM in the face with a gamengiri! CWM remains hurt in the corner as Superstar grabs the steel chair and backs up to the opposite turnbuckle. He then charges forward, chair above his head, and as he brings it down on CWM’s head… …CWM moves! The chair clangs against the turnbuckle as Superstar turns around…RIGHT INTO A POLLYCUTTER! COACH BOOM! POLLYCUTTER! OUT OF NOWHERE! COLE THIS IS IT! SUPERSTAR WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD! CWM scrambles on top of Superstar as Xander Morris counts the surprise pin! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREEEE-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” Superstar shoots his shoulder off the mat as CWM rolls off in frustration. COACH Well, quite frankly, Superstar has been in this match for about 15 minutes LESS than CWM, so kicking out of the Pollycutter isn’t as shocking as it normally would’ve been. Superstar slowly pries himself off the mat with the help of the ropes, and as he holds onto them facing towards the crowd, CWM recovers and comes up behind him, holding the chain! CWM places Superstar’s neck between the middle and top rope and then places the chain under his throat, before yanking up, choking the life out of him! The crowd buzzes at this sick display of choking as Superstar struggles to break free. CWM finally releases the hold, and then coils the chain back… *SMACK!* …and whipping it across Superstar’s back! *SMACK!* ...and a second time! As Superstar tries to beg off any more shots, CWM wraps the chain around his fist as he had before, and winds up- *BOOM!* -socking Superstar square in the face! Superstar collapses back against the middle rope, and seeing this positioning, CWM drops the chain and runs to the opposite ropes, picking up steam as he vaults into the air and swings his knee around, connecting square with Superstar’s temple! COLE SHINING WIZAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! COACH Oh, come on, Cole, don’t even try to pretend you know Puro, yo! COLE *ahem* well, I thought it was neat. CWM rolls Superstar onto his shoulders and covers him again as Morris counts: “ONE!” “TWO!” “NO! SHOULDER UP!” CWM, frustrated, picks up the chain again and drags Superstar up. Taking a page from J Arthur, CWM wraps the chain around Superstar’s neck and stands back to back with him, for a hangman’s noose neckbreaker! However, Superstar shoots his leg backwards, nailing CWM right in the testicles! *CHING!* Superstar remains back-to-back with CWM, however, and hooks his arms, dropping quickly to his knees and snapping CWM over with the Battleflag, a spike backslide, as Morris drops down to count! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THR- NO! KICKOUT!” Superstar now shows signs of frustration as he unwraps the chain from around his neck and whips CWM in the midsection with it! *SMACK!* *SMACK!* *SMACK!* Superstar brings CWM up and whips him into the ropes. As CWM comes back, Superstar shoots his leg around, and catches CWM right in the head with the Thai Roundhouse Kick! The impact of the strike causes CWM to go flying into the turnbuckle, where he stays. Superstar then grabs CWM by the wrist and whips him towards the opposite turnbuckle. However, showing one last burst of adrenaline, CWM is able to spin around, reversing the momentum and sending Superstar into the turnbuckle! CWM grabs the steel chair from the mat and, with malice in his eyes, aligns himself with Superstar from the opposite turnbuckle. From there, CWM charges, chair over his head, much like Superstar was earlier… …but this time Superstar moves, and the chair clangs into the turnbuckle yet again! CWM turns around, only to have Superstar scoop him up off the mat and hold him in a cradle, before dropping to his knees and driving CWM’s head square into the mat! COACH THE STAR POWER! THE STAR POWER! COLE Just like we saw earlier, one man’s mistake in the turnbuckle turns into another man’s opportunity to hit his finishing maneuver! Will this be enough?! Superstar covers CWM as Morris counts the inevitable pinfall! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!!!!” …NO! CWM shoots his shoulder up at the LAST possible tenth of a second! Outraged but determined, Superstar grabs the steel chair and plants it on the mat, before picking CWM up and placing him in a standing headscissors. From there he hoists CWM onto his shoulders, but then lets him hang down. He then cradles CWM’s leg, positioning him in almost an Inverted Star Power! With a twisted look on his face, Superstar points to the steel chair before charging forward and jumping up, dropping to his knees and PLANTING CWM’S HEAD ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH THE INVERTED STAR POWER! COLE & COACH YO~! Superstar tightly hooks CWM’s leg as he pins him to the mat, demanding that the referee count the fall immediately. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!!!!!” COLE We have a new OAOAST 24/7 Champion! *DING DING DING* RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the gauntlet in twenty five minutes, forty seconds total time, and NEEEEEEEWWWW O – A – O – A – S – T TWENTY – FOUR SEVEN CHAMPION, THEEEEEEEEEEEE SUUUUUUUUUPERSTAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! COACH I can’t believe it! CWM lasted for 25 minutes of a brutal, bloody, unbelievable hardcore brawl with four different opponents. It took a Cradle Hangman’s DDT onto a CHAIR to pin him down! COLE And, like him or not, The Superstar took advantage of this to the fullest. He was a man possessed out there tonight, and knew exactly what it took to beat the Champion. “The Dance of Eternity” fires up again as The Superstar rolls off of CWM, satisfied in victory. Xander Morris hands him the 24/7 Championship as Hoff rolls into the ring, checking up on CWM. Superstar looks down on the two of them and laughs…before stomping down on CWM! Hoff tries to stop him but gets shoved away as Superstar picks CWM up and latches on a ¾ facelock, jumping forward and giving CWM his own Pollycutter! The jeers overflow through the arena as Superstar rolls out of the ring just to avoid a charging Hoff. Superstar laughs as he fastens the Championship around his waist on the outside of the ring and backs up to the entryway. COACH What the hell is going on, Cole? Superstar just attacked his Underground stable mate! COLE You’ve got me, Coach. I think the power is already getting to Superstar’s head…but that’s not surprising! Folks, we’ll be right back after this coffee-and-tootsie-roll break.

Revenge. That is all.

But what have you done for us lately? I'm single-handedly saving the saga, thats what!

For those that are in their 20s around here, you might remember a sleeper hit that came out in 1993 called UFO: Enemy Unknown aka X-Com UFO defense. I recently came across my old copies and used dosbox to replay them, and holy shit, its still as addictive as it was in 1993. It turns out I'm not alone, and there's still a massive subculture still playing X-Com even today. If you played it, what did you think. If you want to play it, the original game is available as abandonware now.

ive pmed eskimo my segments just get them in as soon as you can

What the fuck?! I *SAVED* the board. Appreciate Me

due same time as always to eski i imagine

thats gotta be an issue with the op software, try reinstalling your op software sounds like microcrap stuff anyways, but seriously its probably a corrupted file..you by chance havent had a virus recently have you?

that works for me. Cryptic SJ promo about "insurance"

thought the flow rocked well, kept pace going you know, taking iZ on an international world tour could be fun... I bump up from SS, solid show 7.5

so wheres the show and yes we should start thinking of next week, the build for the next big show, so if youre on it, send stuff

This thread had everything, swerves, flaming, and dr. tom's beautiful avatar.

i had one in gcf and was hoping the mods of the folders would be keeping me informed on what people were doing on their shows, thats why there wasnt one up fyi: ppv is the sunday after thanksgiving, meaning stuff is due that friday night at midnight

thanks zack

TO VOTE, PM STEPHEN JOSEPH WITH YOUR PICKS BEFORE DEADLY GAMES Individual Awards (serious) Best Face Zack Malibu Shooter Jay Darring The Dream Machines (Parka, Peter Knight) Blurricane Masked Mystery Eskimo Best Heel Bizarro Calvin Szechenstein Northstar CobainWasMurdered Puerto Rican Lightning Ragdoll AngleSault Best Gimmick SpiderPoet's Redepemption Totally Endorsed (Stable idea) Calvin Szechenstein (solo) Stephen Joseph's Religious Zealot Teddy Weddy's PrrreessiDENT! Best Writer SpiderPoet Calvin Szechenstein Zack Malibu LaParkaYourCar Jay Darring Worst Gimmick - Slacker's "Slacking Off" Axel "Endorsed Endorsing Nothing" Jimmy Beard "I got banned" the Shadow "Alfdogg as Sting, when Caboose was already Sting" Teddy Weddy "Gangsta President" Stephen Joseph's "Corporate" Brockk Ausstin, "Undefeated Hoss" Andre the Midget "I'm small but hossy!" Best Finisher Calvin Szechstein's Code Red Clash Zack Malibu's P.O.P. Drop or School's Out Superkick Jay Darring's KT Driller Blurricane's Blur Effect Axel's Axel Slam Ragdoll's Devil Doll or Sliced Bread #3 Northstar's Rodeo Driver Puerto Rican Lightning's PR Nightmare Note: JINGUS's Devilbomb was nominated, but since the DevilBomb won the Angle Award for best finisher last year, it has been removed from the nominations list. It is already and Angle Award Winning Move. Rookie of the Year (Qualification must be that ROTY winner be new since AngleMania 2) PRL <--not sure of qual Jay <--not sure of qual Crystal Damaramu Axel Sly Mad Matt Ragdoll Individual Awards (humor) Biggest Bastard Of An Idiot ZsasZ Mario Logan (Plushy Al) Caboose Superstar Stephen Joseph Puerto Rican Lightning AlfDogg CobainWasMurdered Displays Most HomoSexual Tendencies Northstar or Shattered Dreams (same dood) Sly Big Poppa Popick and Tony the Body together Teddy Weddy Brockk Ausstin Mad Matt Most Ridiculous Swerve Slacker joining TE via finger poke of doom. Alfdogg's return Axel joining TE CWM turning on Zack Best Hiatus AngleSault...Again Caboose...Again CobainWasMurdered, for the first time K-Money Superstar~! Show Awards Best Show HeldDOWN, October 28, 2003 HeldDOWN, October 23, 2003 HeldDOWN, October 10, 2003 iZ Season Premiere, October 7, 2003 iZ August 6, 2003 iZ November 11,2003 Best PPV Great Angle Bash 2 Anglemania 2 AnglePalooza 2 World Without End License to Pin Non-Individual Awards Best Feud SpiderPoet vs. Goblin The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body" Zack Malibu vs. Stephen Joseph Puerto Rican Lightning vs. The Mad Cappa "Real-life" Big Poppa Popick vs. "Real-life" Superstar Zack Malibu vs. AngleSault CWM vs. Hex Ragdoll vs. K-Money Dream Machines vs. Totally Endorsed Zack Malibu vs. Calvin Szechenstein Bizarro vs. Blurricane Best Tag Team Dream Machines Los Infernales Best Stable Totally Endorsed AngleSault World Order Fall of Haim Mario Logan The Superstar Zack Malibu EvenflowDDT Sandman9000 SpiderPoet Goodhelmet LaParkaYourCar Currently Fall of Haimers! Stephen Joseph Tony the Body CWM Some Guy AngleSault ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Rookie of the Year Nominations (We need to check to see if they are all post whatever we agreed to) Ted Weddy PRL Jay Crystal Damaramu Axel Sly Mad Matt

Screw you zack, you test-tube discharge <--damn, i suck at insults umm...I saved the board! and the zack that is with the crew at the moment is NOT Zack Malibu

All I can say is "Can't we all just get along?"

AHHHHH roger

AHHHHH roger

everything has been turned in for the show, but jay didnt post his pms that he got, otherwise id put up the show sorry peeps, were waiting on jay

Hey peeps, I had a licensed version of photoshop on my computer...but that computer died a horrific screeching death, and i have a new one now. I have the org disc but damn if i cant read the photoshop cd key can anyone pm me with one.. its an older version of photoshop, 6

you were joking? oops. and northstar, what award, i dont see any

Nah, he just helped save our precious post counts and classic threads. I saved the board first

Dude, I nominated you for best face, but Popick no sold it! - Uhhh....CRAPTASTIC! Sorry Eskimo, if SS did nominate you I didn't see it. Argh! Okay, you're on the ballot, and if anyone wants to change their vote, please do! ...and did we have to include that? - Someone nominated it. Don't ask me who, I had to delete all the nominations to make room for the ballots. Wasn't me! - Ragdoll, I only allowed for 1 finisher per person to be nominated, cause it doesn't make sense otherwise. I did put in sliced bread #3 on your person though, but its just like someone would say, yeah one of those is the best so i vote for ragdoll.